r/europe
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u/eenachtdrie
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15h ago
News Turkey blocks NATO accession talks with Finland and Sweden
tagesschau.de
r/technology
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u/08830
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11h ago
Business Netflix customers canceling service increasingly includes long-term subscribers
9to5mac.com
r/AskReddit
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u/Cashmeresquid2309
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4h ago
Americans of Reddit, would you vote for an openly Atheist presidential candidate? why or why not?
r/movies
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u/MarvelsGrantMan136
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13h ago
Article Tom Cruise Says He Wouldn’t Allow ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ to Debut on Streaming
variety.com
r/tumblr
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u/eiileenie
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13h ago
I’m a dragon ram I’m trying to picture what that looks like and I’m cackling
r/teenagers
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u/ProudlyAHufflepuff
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8h ago
Social Help please! (school project, i need data)
r/instant_regret
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u/B-L-O-C-K-S
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15h ago
Skaters jump cops in Columbia after being ruthlessly run over by them
Cat Picture Frankie Sad Eyes. He's trying to adjust to shelter life after losing his forever home at 13 years old. His goal is a quiet couch to snooze on.
r/nba
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u/Helicase21
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2h ago
Highlight [Highlight] Luka tries to fake Looney out; Looney is too slow and unathletic to bite on it.
streamable.com
r/tifu
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u/Sad-Roll5296
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14h ago
M TIFU by dumping a massive turd in IKEA
So, I made a new account for this one because it is too embarassing. It happened about a year ago.
I am healthy and I eat well and enough fibers, but for some reason I usually don't poop for up to 2 weeks interval and then suddenly I'll go 2-3 times in the same day, and the poop is massive. Like minimum a feet long every time, and I'm 5'9". It goes smoothly and is expeditive, but when I have to go I HAVE TO GO.
TIFU when I went to IKEA with my girlfriend for a bookcase and some outside chairs, and suddenly, I need to go. My girlfriend says "well please wait until we scan these at the checkout, I can't lift the furniture by myself. " I decide to wait to help her, but when we get in line we notice it is pretty long. Still I decide to wait with her. But, like I said, when I have to go, it is urgent. So after about 2 mins I just tell her "I'm sorry but I NEED TO GO" and she is pissed allright and complaining, but I just head to the bathroom before it is too late. I get in, and thankfully the bathroom is empty. The first stall's toilet is full of toilet paper and urine, so I'm like ew fuck that, so I go the other one.
In there I unload the most massive turd I've ever done. I don't know about your IKEA, but in ours the toilets are gigantic. Still the poop reached the bottom of of the tunnel and climbed out all the way to the outside of the toilet. It was at least 3 feet long. I was amazed and scared at the same time. I flushed first before I wiped, because I'm used to having plumbing problems.
It does not go. It doES NOT GO.
So here I am panicking, but there's nothing I can do, so I make sure no one's outside and I go in the first stall to wipe my butt so the paper don't clog the toilet with the poop, but turns out this one was clogged already (explaining the paper and the urine left in it). I get out and begin to wash my hands, when another customer arrive. I watch him the mirror discreetely and in terror as he does just like I did: he goes in the first stall and decides that it is too disgusting, so he moves to the other stall, the one with the 3 feet long turd. I'm panicking but I decide to stay cool and act like I just peed in the urinals.
As I'm drying my hands , I watch him as he slowly opens the stall's door and just stands there staring. He just lets go a very weak, high pitched and discouraged "Aw man". It is so funny I can barely hold in my laughs so I get out as fast as I can without running, and meet my girlfriend waiting for me outside, more pissed than ever after scanning the items all by herself. I go to her and before she can say anything, I say: "Look we need to leave NOW" as I'm giggling aloud. She looks at me very puzzled but slightly amused as I take the cart and start pushing it half running towards the exit. (No way I'm going to be known in the IKEA as the massive turder).
Once outside and safe I tell her the whole story and she laughed and forgave me for leaving her at the checkout line. "Aw man" is one of our favorite calls now.
TL;DR: I dumped a massive turd in IKEA and saw someone question his own existence after meeting it.
r/worldnews
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u/Marciu73
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7h ago
Russia/Ukraine NATO now has 40,000 soldiers on Europe's border with Russia.
euronews.com