r/KitchenConfidential 5h ago Silver Gold Helpful All-Seeing Upvote Pot o' Coins Got the W Vibing Wholesome Wholesome Seal of Approval Bravo Grande! Take My Power Bless Up (Pro)

After close to 10 years of working in the food industry, I just purchased a convenient store that I’m gonna turn into a Brick oven Pizza restaurant! WISH ME LUCK!

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r/europe 16h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome LOVE! Wholesome Seal of Approval Bravo Grande! I'm Deceased

News Turkey blocks NATO accession talks with Finland and Sweden

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r/WatchPeopleDieInside 4h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

Lesson learned

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r/nba 3h ago Silver

Highlight [Highlight] Luka tries to fake Looney out; Looney is too slow and unathletic to bite on it.

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r/funny 4h ago Silver Wholesome Table Slap

Freeze!

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r/technology 12h ago All-Seeing Upvote Silver Helpful Wholesome

Business Netflix customers canceling service increasingly includes long-term subscribers

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r/politics 6h ago Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy Faith In Humanity Restored Party Train Take My Power Silver Helpful

Madison Cawthorn foes who targeted him with a damaging nude video say Lauren Boebert is next on their hit list

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r/AskReddit 5h ago Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Silver Helpful

Americans of Reddit, would you vote for an openly Atheist presidential candidate? why or why not?

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r/MurderedByWords 10h ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Giggle

That's just crazy talk

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r/cats 5h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Heartwarming Starstruck Tearing Up Ally Defeated Heart Eyes

Cat Picture Frankie Sad Eyes. He's trying to adjust to shelter life after losing his forever home at 13 years old. His goal is a quiet couch to snooze on.

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r/movies 14h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

Article Tom Cruise Says He Wouldn’t Allow ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ to Debut on Streaming

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r/WhitePeopleTwitter 6h ago Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe Table Slap

Stop falling for their BS

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r/MadeMeSmile 4h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Heartwarming

Helping Others Saw posted on the door of a local bar/restaurant.

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r/tumblr 13h ago Silver

I’m a dragon ram I’m trying to picture what that looks like and I’m cackling

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r/Superstonk 4h ago Take My Energy LOVE! Wholesome Seal of Approval Bravo Grande! Silver Helpful Gold Wholesome Snek Lurking Chair Man Award All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe Starstruck To The Stars

📳Social Media Ryan Cohen on Twitter

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r/antiwork 8h ago Take My Energy Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

A friendly reminder

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r/worldnews 8h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Bravo!

Russia/Ukraine NATO now has 40,000 soldiers on Europe's border with Russia.

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r/teenagers 9h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

Social Help please! (school project, i need data)

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r/instant_regret 16h ago Wholesome Seal of Approval Silver Platinum Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy Bravo!

Skaters jump cops in Columbia after being ruthlessly run over by them

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r/news 9h ago Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Faith In Humanity Restored

Colorado Supreme Court rules in favor of woman who expected to pay $1,337 for surgery but was charged $303,709

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r/mildlyinfuriating 9h ago Silver Gold Wholesome Take My Energy Bravo Grande! Facepalm

Be me, sitting in my car, having lunch. Watched a woman hit the pole. Called police on me. Claimed I moved the pole to cause her to get into an accident. Had to stay for an hour while the incident was investigated.

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r/facepalm 8h ago Silver Bravo!

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ This is getting really sad now

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r/Damnthatsinteresting 10h ago Wholesome Wholesome Seal of Approval Bravo Grande! Facepalm 'MURICA Gold Helpful Starstruck Silver Faith In Humanity Restored Narwhal Salute To The Stars All-Seeing Upvote Ally I'd Like to Thank... Take My Energy

Image A true unsung hero

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r/tifu 15h ago Silver Gold Helpful Poop Wholesome Table Slap I'll Drink to That To The Stars Dread

M TIFU by dumping a massive turd in IKEA

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So, I made a new account for this one because it is too embarassing. It happened about a year ago.

I am healthy and I eat well and enough fibers, but for some reason I usually don't poop for up to 2 weeks interval and then suddenly I'll go 2-3 times in the same day, and the poop is massive. Like minimum a feet long every time, and I'm 5'9". It goes smoothly and is expeditive, but when I have to go I HAVE TO GO.

TIFU when I went to IKEA with my girlfriend for a bookcase and some outside chairs, and suddenly, I need to go. My girlfriend says "well please wait until we scan these at the checkout, I can't lift the furniture by myself. " I decide to wait to help her, but when we get in line we notice it is pretty long. Still I decide to wait with her. But, like I said, when I have to go, it is urgent. So after about 2 mins I just tell her "I'm sorry but I NEED TO GO" and she is pissed allright and complaining, but I just head to the bathroom before it is too late. I get in, and thankfully the bathroom is empty. The first stall's toilet is full of toilet paper and urine, so I'm like ew fuck that, so I go the other one.

In there I unload the most massive turd I've ever done. I don't know about your IKEA, but in ours the toilets are gigantic. Still the poop reached the bottom of of the tunnel and climbed out all the way to the outside of the toilet. It was at least 3 feet long. I was amazed and scared at the same time. I flushed first before I wiped, because I'm used to having plumbing problems.

It does not go. It doES NOT GO.

So here I am panicking, but there's nothing I can do, so I make sure no one's outside and I go in the first stall to wipe my butt so the paper don't clog the toilet with the poop, but turns out this one was clogged already (explaining the paper and the urine left in it). I get out and begin to wash my hands, when another customer arrive. I watch him the mirror discreetely and in terror as he does just like I did: he goes in the first stall and decides that it is too disgusting, so he moves to the other stall, the one with the 3 feet long turd. I'm panicking but I decide to stay cool and act like I just peed in the urinals.

As I'm drying my hands , I watch him as he slowly opens the stall's door and just stands there staring. He just lets go a very weak, high pitched and discouraged "Aw man". It is so funny I can barely hold in my laughs so I get out as fast as I can without running, and meet my girlfriend waiting for me outside, more pissed than ever after scanning the items all by herself. I go to her and before she can say anything, I say: "Look we need to leave NOW" as I'm giggling aloud. She looks at me very puzzled but slightly amused as I take the cart and start pushing it half running towards the exit. (No way I'm going to be known in the IKEA as the massive turder).

Once outside and safe I tell her the whole story and she laughed and forgave me for leaving her at the checkout line. "Aw man" is one of our favorite calls now.

TL;DR: I dumped a massive turd in IKEA and saw someone question his own existence after meeting it.