r/AskMen Aug 26 '22 Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe Silver Facepalm

typical mod garbage BONK! Overly sexual questions are no longer allowed.

12.0k Upvotes

Sup horndogs!

It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.

There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.

That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.

A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??

There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires horny shitposts.

Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.

Peace


r/AskMen 4h ago

Fellow men: What’s are some complaints that you hear coming from other men about the dating world that genuinely make you annoyed?

527 Upvotes

r/AskMen 8h ago

What’s the alternative to dating apps and going out to bars/clubs?

936 Upvotes

Dating apps can be fun but ultimately chips away at your soul. Bars/clubs lead to soulless one night stands. Both were awesome for a while but i’m getting older and more sensible I guess. What’s the alternative??


r/AskMen 8h ago

what is the best advice you have ever received when it comes to excercise?

143 Upvotes

r/AskMen 6h ago

Men of Reddit, do you flirt with your coworkers? Why/why not?

56 Upvotes

r/AskMen 1d ago

What is something you will never tolerate in a relationship or with someone you’re trying to get into a relationship with?

4.2k Upvotes

r/AskMen 15h ago

Men who are over 30 and still have never been in a relationship, how did you come to terms with it?

208 Upvotes

I am asking from an emotional standpoint. All advices I've heard till now are always along the lines of "you are too young, keep at it", "just focus on a hobby", "find meaning in something else like volunteering", "focus on your job" etc.

All of these are just about deflecting or ignoring the reality so you don't have to deal with it. I'm asking how did you convince yourself that "it's okay to be unwanted".


r/AskMen 11h ago

You have $50 to spend on groceries/food for the entire week — how are you making the most out of this money?

52 Upvotes

Recipes and tips appreciated.

EDIT: Thank you all for the comments and tips. I’m cooking for 1 in California.


r/AskMen 4h ago

How often do you sing alone?

15 Upvotes

r/AskMen 1h ago

Men, what is one quality or characteristic that is a must in order to see a woman as a potential partner?

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It could be physically/emotionally/mentally etc.


r/AskMen 1h ago

Your username is what women find the most attractive about you, what is it?

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r/AskMen 9h ago

What genuinely makes you happy?

23 Upvotes

r/AskMen 1h ago

What does loneliness mean to you?

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I see a lot of men on Reddit say they are lonely. I was wondering what that meant to you (to feel lonely) as we all have a different definition. Like what exactly does loneliness mean/look like?

Do you currently feel lonely? And how are you battling that?


r/AskMen 18h ago

How often have you been scared for your girlfriend/wife’s safety?

102 Upvotes

r/AskMen 1h ago

Is it worth getting a custom car license plate over a randomly generated plate? Why or why not?

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r/AskMen 7h ago

Men, how old are you right now and what age do you think will or was the best time of your life?

10 Upvotes

I am 27 right now. I have this idea that the best years of my life will be in mid 30s to early 40s. I think as men, that will be the peak or our lives if we play our cards right while young.

For example, getting educated and building a solid career oe business while young. Physically taking care of yourself while, so your body isn't falling apart in your 40s. As in good diet and exercise, don't excessively drink and do drugs. Around mid 30s to early 40s, your kids are growing up and your past the pain in the ass days caring for the babies. Now they are going to school and you get to teach them life lessons and do stuff with them. You got a good and comfortable house to live and raise your family.

I think If you build a good foundation for the rest of your life while young, the rest will just be coasting right through.

On the other hand, people in their twenties usually want to party, fuck, do drugs, destroy their body. Eat horrible diet because it's easy and convenient, not exercise because it takes too much time or whatever. Think if they are working it is "working their life away" and never put the effort into building a good career or their own business. What I'm talking about is this YOLO and FOMO culture where everybody things they gotta live it up while young or they will lose their youth. I think that will be very detrimental when they grow up and realize what they have done to their health. When in fact, it was their abuse that destroys their bodies in the later years. When if instead you have always taken care of yourself physically, you can be just as healthy in your 40s as you were at 25.

Basically I think that is a mid life crisis. When you hit 40 and realize all of the "fun" you had while young because you didn't want to waste your youth, was the exact opposite.

I pray all you men out there take care of yourselves and are being productive today!


r/AskMen 2h ago

What's a courting gesture that you would like to do, but are afraid it will be seen as weird?

3 Upvotes

r/AskMen 6h ago

What is something you won't tolerate from a coworker?

10 Upvotes

I'm curious about the lines of tolerating others in the workplace, how much you tolerate at what point do you complain. I realize this can have a variety of boundaries but what is it for you personally where you'd want to go and complain about them?


r/AskMen 1h ago

If your significant other was happy to eat anywhere you wanted, where would you choose?

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r/AskMen 18h ago

Guys with saggy sacks like me, what underwear doesn't constantly give moose knuckles?

58 Upvotes

All the underwear I can find has a seam right up the center which flosses my balls and is regularly a source of discomfort


r/AskMen 1d ago

When do you consider telling your mother about a girl?

566 Upvotes

I (28F) had a first date with a guy (32M) recently. It went well, and we have been texting/calling. He asked me to attend an formal event with him that’s in a couple of weeks, and I accepted. But now he told me (a few days after our first date) that he told his mom about me. He said that she’s wondering when she’ll meet me.

I’m having some anxiety now, because I don’t want to romanticize anything. Now it feels like we’ve jumped from 0 to 100 in 3 days.

So my question is: am I overreacting or is this happening way too fast?


r/AskMen 3h ago

How to be more funny and hold conservation?

5 Upvotes

A majority of woman said they want there patner to be more funny or make them laugh.I was on train station today and I noticed a lot of couple in which majority of the time girls are laughing and they looking more happy in a relationship.so how to become more funny or make other people laugh?


r/AskMen 5h ago

Men, What is your Favorite Dinosaur, and Why?

3 Upvotes

This includes any kind of prehistoric monster from the Mesozoic: dinosaurs, pterosaurs (flying dinosaurs with leather wings), marine reptiles (swimming dinosaurs), etc.


r/AskMen 4h ago

how do you like to celebrate?

3 Upvotes

i turned 42 today :)

my wife is making us smoked brisket, grilled corn with homemade garlic butter, and taking us out for Andy's custard lately. she bought me a brand new Martin guitar for a gift + a card reminding me of how much she adores me :)))

how do you like celebrating your birthday, guys?


r/AskMen 4h ago

Young men of reddit (under 30), what goes through your mind when an older male acquaintance or stranger calls you 'son'?

1 Upvotes

r/AskMen 2h ago

Men of Reddit: Why did your SO's family disapprove of you and did you manage to win them over?

2 Upvotes