r/Conservative Jun 25 '22 Wholesome 1

Kavanaugh Burns Down His Home Just To Get It Over With Satire

https://babylonbee.com/news/kavanaugh-burns-down-his-home-just-to-get-it-over-with
912 Upvotes

63

u/thegussmall Jun 25 '22

This may as well be true

44

u/CarbineGuy Jun 25 '22

The amount of people I know personally who have shared justice’s addresses to social media with (seemingly) no recourse is honestly shocking and sad.

22

u/milkeeway Jun 25 '22

God forbid you call out election fraud, ballot harvesting, adverse side effects from the boosters, etc. though am I right?

You know how easily they could blacklist the sharing of that information if they wanted to?

13

u/khmergodpc Jun 25 '22

it's (D)ifferent

8

u/personAAA Jun 25 '22

The Bee or The Onion new game.

5

u/Cerus98 Come and Take It Jun 26 '22

Just when The Bee seemingly transitioned into non satirical news they throw us a curveball.

Touché Bee, touché.

3

u/somethots Jun 25 '22

lol, thanks, i needed that

10

u/solarity52 Jun 25 '22

Perfection!

11

u/MarioFanaticXV Federalist #51 Jun 25 '22

Wow, that's pretty dark for the Bee.

5

u/Kingtut28 Jun 25 '22

The only problem with this is the DOJ would then prosecute him for intimidating Supreme Court justices.

But still give passes out to the (D)emonstrators protesting outside his house.

2

u/Spinnak3r Retrograde Catholic Jun 26 '22

That’d be a real Keyser Söze move

2

u/ENSRLaren Jun 25 '22

Oh, we know what a woman is, now?

1

u/DiamondGChris Jun 25 '22

Hopefully he will exercise his second amendment rights if these people try to harm him, his family or property. That will make the lefties explode.

-4

u/palbana Jun 25 '22

He’s a bad person

1

u/Aronacus Conservative Jun 26 '22

Just because somebody doesn't believe what you believe doesn't make them a bad person

Good and Bad are usually matters of perspective. I wish more people took the time to expand their minds.

0

u/Nick_Nailer Jun 26 '22

I like this sub but I hate the satire post links like babylonbee.com. It’s not funny

-38

u/skellyvvatch_223 Jun 25 '22

Praise the lord 🙏