r/Conservative 2d ago Silver Wholesome

Satire - Flaired Users Only 4D Chess: Trump Saves His Cache Of Classified Documents From FBI Confiscation By Labeling Them 'Epstein’s Client List'

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r/Conservative 5d ago

Satire 'Never Has America Faced A Greater Threat Than Donald Trump,' Says Guy Who Started Two Wars And Shot A Dude In The Face

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988 Upvotes

r/Conservative 8d ago

Satire 'Never Has America Faced A Greater Threat Than Donald Trump,' Says Guy Who Started Two Wars And Shot A Dude In The Face

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r/Conservative 8d ago Helpful Silver

Satire BREAKING: Brittney Griner wins, won't have to listen to US National Anthem for next 9 years • Genesius Times

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r/Conservative 1d ago

Satire AOC Says It's Dumb For Republicans To Call U.S. A Banana Republic Since It's More Like A Forever 21

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509 Upvotes

r/Conservative 24d ago Wholesome Helpful

Satire Ilhan Omar Uses Her One Phone Call From Jail To Call Both Her Husband And Her Brother

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r/Conservative 8d ago

Satire Putin Says He Will Only Trade Brittney Griner For A First Edition Foil Charizard

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1.0k Upvotes

r/Conservative 12d ago

Satire China Threatens To Retaliate For Pelosi’s Taiwan Trip By Letting Her Return Safely

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1.2k Upvotes

r/Conservative 26d ago

Satire 97% of climate scientists say that the world has already ended and that everyone is dead

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744 Upvotes

r/Conservative 6d ago

Satire Man Who Couldn't Attend His Mother's Funeral Sure Glad To See Gay Festival Still Proceeding As Planned

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614 Upvotes

r/Conservative 7d ago

Satire Batgirl Movie Canceled After $70 Million In Batmobiles Destroyed Backing Out Of Batcave

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445 Upvotes

r/Conservative 1d ago Wholesome

Satire Jeffrey Toobin Departing CNN To Expose Himself To New Audiences

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359 Upvotes

r/Conservative 23d ago Silver hehehehe All-Seeing Upvote

Satire Biden Races To Sniff One Last Girl Before Losing Sense Of Smell From COVID

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1.5k Upvotes

r/Conservative 14d ago

Satire White House Hires 'This Is Fine' Dog As New Press Secretary

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1.5k Upvotes

r/Conservative 15h ago

Satire FBI Raids Nicolas Cage's Home After Tip He Has Declaration Of Independence

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284 Upvotes

r/Conservative 25d ago

Satire Racist D.C. Mayor Says Immigrants Not Welcome In Her City

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948 Upvotes

r/Conservative 3d ago

Satire Trump to FBI: 'I kept all the secret files on Hunter's laptop' • Genesius Times

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235 Upvotes

r/Conservative 26d ago

Satire Uvalde Police Criticize Indiana Mall Armed Citizen For Not Waiting Around Outside For An Hour

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1.7k Upvotes

r/Conservative 5d ago

Satire Congress votes to increase inflation 25% in order to decrease inflation 1%

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284 Upvotes

r/Conservative 18d ago

Satire Teachers Worried Their Gay Students May Regress And Turn Straight Over Summer Break

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650 Upvotes

r/Conservative 22d ago

Satire Jan. 6 Committee Announces There Will Be Another Bonus Hearing After The Credits

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291 Upvotes

r/Conservative 16d ago

Satire Army Unsure Why Their New Slogan ‘America Is Racist, You Should Die For It’ Isn’t Getting Traction

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416 Upvotes

r/Conservative Jul 12 '22 Wholesome

Satire Polls Indicate More Breakfast Tacos Leaning Republican

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1.7k Upvotes

r/Conservative 3d ago

Satire 'You'll Never Take Me Alive, Coppers!' Shouts Trump Speeding Away From FBI Agents In Golf Cart

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232 Upvotes

r/Conservative 22d ago

Satire Jimmy Kimmel Apologizes After Funny Jokes Broadcast On His Show

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678 Upvotes