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u/KingRoach 14d ago

Call the police so they can arrest my friend when he wakes up

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u/Gary_Lazer_Eyes21 13d ago

The funniest thing is that the dude woke up and they both left before the cops arrived

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u/Accomplished_Week392 14d ago

If he wakes up

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u/Icy-End8895 13d ago

Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.

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u/KingGGL 13d ago Gold All-Seeing Upvote Helpful (Pro)

Here is a link to an article which states that everyone survived, the two idiots left before police arrived, and the Taco Bell employee had no action taken against him.

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u/smackythefrog 13d ago

"Call the police"

runs away with friend

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u/GregoryGumpsuckle 13d ago

WERE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE GUY WHO DID THIS!

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u/Thuper-Man 13d ago

LETS ALL FIND HIM TOGETHER AND SPANK HIS BARE BOTTOM!

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u/gart888 13d ago

We could work as a team, find whoever did this, and punish him ourselves!

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u/kiddQ 13d ago

And spank his bare butt, balls, and back

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u/doctordoctorpuss 13d ago

Maybe you could do it, sir

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u/DoitfortheHoff 13d ago

Nobody is getting spanked.

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u/ChucklefuckBitch 13d ago

Well, someone has to do it

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u/jerrybear95 13d ago

I love I think you should leave

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u/ExtraSpicyGingerBeer 13d ago

Pornhub, Redtube, XXN. These are all names I know better than my own grandma.

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u/PillowTalk420 13d ago

I guess if no one wants it, I'll take the hot dog car. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/cl2eep 13d ago

And these shirts

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u/FOMFS_1989 13d ago

You’re fuckin’ dog shit!

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u/crispyfeta 13d ago

You're dressed like a hot dog.

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u/UgotSprucked 13d ago

Dennis is dressed like a hotdog too

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u/Toomanyacorns 13d ago

*looks down*

goddamnit...

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u/whosdrivingthis 13d ago

Donald might look like a hot dog but you’re wearing an actual hot dog costume.

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u/ewokfarmer 13d ago

Random!

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u/jellatubbies 13d ago

Instead of sending a real smile, we send an emoji, pfffffrrt

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u/m6_is_me 13d ago

It could be ANYONE!

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u/ExileEden 13d ago

I hate it when one fella clearly comes at someone with the intent to f them up good and then when they get their asses handed to them their buddy/significant other/people come up to them and act like they just totally hurt the guy for no reason. The whole, throw your hands up in the air "I can't believe you'd do that" act. Meanwhile, given the chance the guy who started it would have probably needed to have been drug off of him if he'd connected and got the advantage. Fucken idiots with no concept of repercussion and top much self entitlement.

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u/onescoopwonder 13d ago

I was shocked to read that the employee kept their job and didn’t have to pay the company $500000 in lost revenue and the victim $1.8 million in damages. Then I noticed it was a UK Taco Bell, not US.

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u/ScipioFloridanus 13d ago

The US has a lot of things wrong with it but I've never heard of an American employee having to reimburse a business in this type of situation or pay damages to anyone who was the aggressor in a fight. You sound very misinformed.

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u/frenchietw 13d ago

That was very clearly self defense.

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 13d ago

He didn't even swing. I ducked, stood up, and then dislodged a tool from his shoulder.

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u/jebuz23 13d ago

It’s probably less “misinformed” and more just “making shit up”.

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u/Crafty_Enthusiasm_99 13d ago edited 13d ago

This never happens in the US btw. Usually taco bell US gets sued

The employee will usually get fired.

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u/ClubsBabySeal 13d ago

Dude, in the US Taco Bell employees literally lit two guys up and nothing happened. People often get fired but it's far from a universal outcome.

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u/BatBeast_29 13d ago

🫶🏾

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u/FormerGeico 14d ago Gold Take My Energy Take My Power

Crunchwrapped that dudes face

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u/MacyTmcterry 14d ago

supreme

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u/Ryminister 14d ago

Extra hot sauce

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u/DJVV09 14d ago

Extra red sauce

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u/Al-a-verga 13d ago

Dead sauce

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u/ddwood87 13d ago

DIABLO

YOUR GONNA NEED

AN ICE PACK

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u/Andre_3Million 13d ago

Double decker taco'd

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u/CausticNox 14d ago

The bald guy is a punk too. He is freaking out like it wasn't his buddy who started it and got bodied.

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u/MacyTmcterry 14d ago

They always do after their buddy starts losing

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u/Lutastic 13d ago

Some people start fights and some people finish them. He got what he deserved.

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u/PineBarrens89 13d ago edited 13d ago

How about people stop fucking with fast food employees?

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u/Lou_C_Fer 13d ago

If a buddy starts it, I'm more than happy to see him get his.

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u/GeneralZaroff1 13d ago

“IM A VICTIM!!”

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u/FMDnative480 13d ago

“Why the hell did you defend yourself bro?? Why would you do that? Just let him hit you next time. What the hell is wrong with you??”

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u/Born_Ruff 13d ago

Bro keeps yelling "why did you do that?" like he didn't just see his friend take a swing at him.

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u/dmnhntr86 13d ago

Friend, or twin? I thought it was a loop for a split second before realizing the first dude was still on the floor.

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u/Horrific_Necktie 13d ago

Right? Like he's supposed to just stand there and get decked or something. How dare you not let him kick your ass?

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u/Agile-Masterpiece959 13d ago

Yeah, that's not very good customer service

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u/Pork7426 13d ago

WHAT YOU DOIN??

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u/N8DiggityDawg 13d ago

“HEY! WHAT YOU DOING??”

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u/burnedflag 14d ago Narwhal Salute

New $5 concussion box

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u/CporCv 13d ago Table Slap

Only available in a floor tortilla

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u/takotruk 13d ago

^ floortilla

It was right there.

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u/FormerGeico 14d ago

I need to see Taco Bell guy take on a Waffle House employee.

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u/HuffSquirt 14d ago

The universe couldn’t handle the sheer display of power

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u/Sailing_Away_From_U 13d ago

That’s some KeyMaster and Gatekeeper shit right there.

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u/Thedentdood 13d ago

Immovable object vs an unstoppable force.

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u/Anon419420 13d ago

Has to be night shift employees. Every Taco Bell employee on the night shift that’s not a middle aged woman is fucking unhinged lmao.

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u/Obant 13d ago

The middle-aged women at mine were the most unhinged. They are usually the only ones on the line that aren't on drugs but need to be the most.

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u/Kasperella 13d ago

Shit my local Taco Bell got robbed at gun point around like 2am, and all the employees had guns, they shot and killed one guy and the other ran away. They then proceeded to try and hide their guns in their cars and act like they didn’t know how the guy died when police showed up LOL. They were fucking ready.

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u/Critical_Knowledge_5 13d ago

I call that the ultimate team-building exercise.

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u/Jeffery_C_Wheaties 14d ago

Or that big McDonald’s lady manager who beat that chick with her titty out.

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u/clavedark 13d ago

You mean Andrea the Giant.

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u/NSFWies 13d ago

Taco bell dodge, waffle house 100% block and McDonald's manager justified fury.

Late night, The customer is always wrong.

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u/JRocFuhsYoBih 13d ago

Waffle house employee would destroy every person in the Taco Bell at the same time. No question

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u/RedditAdminSalary 13d ago

Why would you pit them against each other?

They should team up to fight the bad customers.

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u/Smegmabotattack 13d ago

This weeks episode of dragon ball z

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u/J_Dot_ 14d ago

Need a celebrity death match with this matchup

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u/isaidireddit 14d ago

How about that giant McDonald's woman?

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u/notme392 14d ago

😂 would pay to see that

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u/frankdowntown 13d ago

Maybe, do a pay per view

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u/YakCool4738 14d ago

Literally the best take down I’ve ever seen. Perfectly executed, dude 100% deserved that coming in all aggressive like he was going to do some shit.

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u/ryjkyj 13d ago

I mean, he was absolutely in the middle of punching that employee’s face when he got wrecked.

This is a major repost but I never get tired of it.

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u/softdaddy69 13d ago

he literally threw a punch at his head I’d say that’s doing some shit

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u/Cozmo525 13d ago

And if aggressors did end up having any neck injuries, his buddy rolling him over like that is the worst thing you could do. Taco Bell Take Down. Two losers clearly videotaped.

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u/vahntitrio 13d ago

My roommate in college went on to fight in the UFC. His one piece of advice (since I am no fighter) was that most assholes picking a fight will punch high and shooting under and going for the takedown will quickly put them in a bad place.

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u/cardinarium 14d ago edited 13d ago

This video is super crucial; glad it got recorded. Downed guy punched first, basically threw himself over the other dudes back, and slumped off (with some help). Employee didn’t continue the fight afterward. Perfect self-defense evidence.

Edit: There’s a shit-ton of misinformation being posted about this fight. Here is a relevant article.

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u/rickyzerothree 13d ago

Then the aggressor friend: hEy HeY wHaT yOu DoInG?

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u/itmillerboy 13d ago

Hey what the fuck dude you were supposed to let him punch you in the face

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u/PlayfulPhilosopher42 13d ago

He was charging and punching the Taco's guy, he only retaliates I guess?

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u/Crafty_Enthusiasm_99 13d ago

Ironically they also called the police, and fled before they arrived

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u/Dynamo645 13d ago

“Putting your homie to sleep. Tucked him in with a nice blankie.”

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u/sneakycatattack 13d ago

His idiot friend shouldn’t have moved him. He could’ve messed up his back and paralyzed him.

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u/VonPoops 13d ago

Then rolls him over and sees the juice coming out of his friends face and says it again in a tone that says "Nobody makes my friend bleed his own blood! Nobody!"

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u/AntoKrist 13d ago

"Ending a fight..what do you want me to do?"

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u/spicybright 13d ago edited 12d ago

"He wasn't going to actually do anything bro!"

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u/The_FriendliestGiant 13d ago

hEy HeY wHaT yOu DoInG?

"Winning."

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u/Live-Astronaut989 13d ago

Bro even the taco bell flipper was like "oh fuck what i do" right after the flip. You see his hands go to his head "whoaaa wait what i do" ahahaha

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u/dbolts1234 14d ago

Textbook

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u/leifnoto 13d ago

He also brings his hands to his face in shock once he says the man is unconscious.

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u/HurricaneAlpha 13d ago

That's classic innocent face. It's official law.

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u/EFCgaming 13d ago

Thats a super solid point

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u/Msisker 13d ago

I think he was just going to take his mask off 🤷

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u/balcon 13d ago

I think he gasped in shock.

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u/Soggy_Bottom_Bob 13d ago

I think it was a gasp as well.

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u/ESP-23 13d ago

The new crunchy broritto

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u/BSDC 13d ago Gold Platinum Take My Energy hehehehe Bravo! Heartwarming GOAT

I added a sound effect:
https://i.imgur.com/zxM3vt1.mp4

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u/havenstone 13d ago

Rung his Taco Bell there lol

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u/King0fFud 13d ago

This really made my day. Thanks internet stranger

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u/CocogoatMain 13d ago

And thus, you have etched your presence into internet history. Well made.

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u/JRocFuhsYoBih 13d ago

Good work

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u/Pork7426 13d ago

I love you.

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u/tn_notahick 13d ago

You are the real hero here.

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u/AsparagusOwn1799 13d ago

There was a longer version where dude that got thrown down was acting belligerent and getting held back by the same guy that was checking on him. He was acting super belligerent.

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u/NukedRat 13d ago

Even from this clip you can see his friend was the voice of reason and wanted the guy to leave and was trying to drag him away. Friend of reason lost his grip and guy got lose and was about to let hell loose but employee quickly sorted that mess out.

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u/ChadGPT___ 13d ago

shows a Taco Bell employee folding an angry customer in half

That’s some good journalism

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u/TDub20 14d ago edited 13d ago

Yeah you can tell the guy wasn't trying to drop him on his head by his initial reaction. You could make an argument that he didn't need to use that much force throwing him down instead of just dropping the guy. But it's hard to fault him since he was just reacting to being attacked.

Edit: I don't agree with the argument of excessive force. But I can see the guy who got dropped trying to claim that.

Edit Redux: the argument is he picked him up when he didn't have to, and further elevated him when he didn't have to which resulted in him being dropped on his head. He could definitely try to make a case that the other guy should be liable for hospital bills and things like that. I don't think he would win because it happened so fast and didn't look intentional.

Which is why I was making a comment to the comment it's good that someone got it on film.

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u/GRBGMNSTR 14d ago

He didn't even launch him down. It was more of a toss than anything

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u/dos67 13d ago

Exactly. Same movements for tossing out the garage. Nothing too drastic.

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u/Anasterian_Sunstride 13d ago

Man, too many superheroes here tossing out garages and I can barely lift anything.

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u/dixon-bawles 13d ago

Fr. I hope no one tosses mine out, I quite like my garage

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u/sinorc 13d ago

You could make an argument that he didn't need to use that much force

I hate that people exist that think victims should play it safe with violent assaulters

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u/armoured_bobandi 13d ago

It's because people will sit there and watch the clip over and over again, not realizing real life doesn't have a rewind button.

Also, most of them probably have never even been in a dangerous situation like this

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u/calogr98lfc 13d ago

No argument to be made. He had to control an aggressive man. He did just that.

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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn 13d ago

Good thing hospital bills aren't a thing in the UK.

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u/MacyTmcterry 14d ago

Second guy coming over like:

Why didn't you let my friend punch you in the face!?!

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u/Gingerbeard_42069 14d ago

The audacity!

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u/lightspeedx 13d ago

The way he came right after the first one being dropped seemed like a state being loaded in an emulator.

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u/authoritybias222 13d ago

what are you doing?!!??!

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u/Cavaquillo 13d ago

The bystanders only freak out once the agressive piece of shit’s feet leave the ground too.

That “no, no, no” I hope that dude’s face splitting open on the ground is image she sees before she falls asleep at night. Can’t stand complicit wastes of space who only speak up once they’re uncomfortable, not for someone else though.

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u/TheGainsWizard 14d ago Gold Bravo Grande!

Baja blasted into the fucking afterlife.

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u/greasyrevenge 14d ago

They arent paid enough to take your shit

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u/VTexSotan 13d ago

They are only paid enough to make you shit

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u/majestic_peacock 13d ago

Okay, this happened in Wales (for those who think US laws apply here) and Taco Bell confirmed that they didn’t take action against the employee. Which is good. Nothing ever mentioned of the dummy dying so I assume he came to a little wiser.

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u/Fun-Difficulty61 13d ago

Quietest night in Swansea

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u/NousevaAngel 13d ago

Him and his mate run off before the police arrived. Someone else linked the article.

Also people like that normally try and start fights with people to show off in front of mates. I’m sure it won’t put him off trying it with someone else even tho he got flattened.

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u/DrVaderX 14d ago

It's almost like he shouldn't have ran up on the dude

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u/Exciting_Ant1992 13d ago

Surely he learned a life lesson and understands he created his own problems now.

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u/That2Valve 14d ago

And apparently the Taco Bell employee, was not fired. As he shouldn’t have been.

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u/R1k0Ch3 13d ago

Dude should be promoted head of corporate security with moves like that.

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u/Cfwydirk 14d ago

Angry man shorted a pack of hot sauce?

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u/SadisticSnake007 14d ago

Thought he was going for the F5

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u/L_EVI 13d ago

What is his friend screaming for? The guy literally threw a punch which was ducked, guy made one move to defend him self? He couldn't have shown any more restraint.

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u/kentotoy98 13d ago

He was angry because he thought the employee wouldn't fight back.

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u/sf49ers65 13d ago edited 13d ago

Exactly.

Both of those dumbasses were operating under the assumption that the employee wouldn't fight back in fear of losing his job, thus giving them free reign to do whatever they wanted.

You know what they say about making assumptions, you end up unconscious on the floor of a Taco Bell.

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u/2MegaWhats 13d ago

When your buddy gets tossed head first to the ground like that you should not attempt to move him as he might have a neck or spine injury.

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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn 13d ago

If my buddy ever took a swing at a fast food employee I'd leave him exactly where he was as I walked away.

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u/homogenousmoss 13d ago

What are you on about? I saw at least a hundred videos of people with potential neck injury on reddit and the textbook response seems to be turning them over, shaking them and then trying to get the ragdolled victim to stand up. Surely this many people cant be wrong?

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u/RxHotdogs 13d ago

Taco Bell stated they supported the actions of their workers in self defense and that their workers safety is number one priority btw

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u/Kit0550 13d ago

That was great self defense technique. And he disengaged right after the dude was stopped. Someone trained this guy right.

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u/MickeySwank 13d ago

Not sure what kind of training they give at Taco Bell, he probably worked at Waffle House before this

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u/RevenantSigma 13d ago

Thank god for the person recording. Just stopped a Taco Bell employee from going prison

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u/TachycardicSymphony 13d ago

I'm guessing the restaurant probably has security cameras too, but this was a great angle to indisputably show the AH swing first.

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u/desertrock62 14d ago

¡Yo quiero ambulancia!

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 13d ago

He instantly respawned and came to his own defense.

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u/Outrageous-Duck9695 13d ago

I know the employees heart must have dropped when he turned him over. You don't want blood on your hands even in self defense.

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u/dixon-bawles 13d ago

The second the employee dropped the dude, you can see him go to cover his face with his hands like a "holy fucking shit what just happened" type of moment. Feel bad for the kid, but glad he's not going away to jail thanks to the dude filming

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u/wrechch 13d ago

Yeah I noticed that and I don't see any of the other comments talking about this. I think this part is extremely important as it shows the guy who just gordita-crunched the q-tip has humanity, and instantly shows a revulsion at the fact that he may have hurt someone even though he was technically the victim here. This taco bell dude showed more impressive qualities in a 20 sec clip than I see from people over years of knowing them. Hope he continues to have these qualities, as it is what I respected the most here.

Also, get waxed, q-tip.

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u/Stupid-WhiteBoy 14d ago

I think he might have killed him to death...

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u/throwaway_12358134 14d ago

His shoes are still on, he's fine.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Don’t rush at people like you’re gonna hit them. They don’t appreciate that very much

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u/Huge_Borse 14d ago

The way his leg just stays in place for a few seconds, definitely not good lol

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u/DootyWooty 14d ago

I believe it was caught up on the big show’s shin

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u/funkyboy47 14d ago

this is taco bell!

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u/maximilticket 14d ago

He definitely got hit with the gordita crunch

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u/MinuteRestaurant9820 14d ago

Think even the Taco Bell employee was shocked at what he just did

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u/YawaruSan 13d ago

I have seen so many body slams in the last year of Reddit and it is still painful to watch. Yeah it’s self-defense and after the first swing it’s fuck around and find out territory, but shit, also damn, and a fuck for good measure.

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u/abbeyeiger 13d ago

Luckily his friend was there to haphazardly roll him over and jiggle him... i read that is the correct response for spinal injuries.

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u/SinDanudes 13d ago

When you learn self defense from the WWE 😂

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u/Sloth1015 14d ago

Definitely self defense

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u/MAXmurrKULUS 14d ago

Last bell ringing.

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u/audwun 13d ago

Honestly reminds me of low budget films where they just straight up use a dummy in place of the actor for a stunt. Dude goes from fully animated to instantly lifeless.

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u/Aka_Cent 13d ago

WWE found a new star! The true Nacho Libre

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u/Guvnafuzz 13d ago

Textbook self defense. Waited for the swing so it’s not attempted murder.

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u/Colts_Fan4Ever 13d ago

I love it. He learned a valuable lesson hopefully. Stop running up to people and thinking they will take your bs/violence without reacting back

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u/cRAY_Bones 13d ago

Shoulda gave the friend some too.

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u/ShortBusBully 13d ago

Why you do that! He commit assault and you defend self??! Why you do that!

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u/HalensVan 13d ago

Man's been folding so many burritos he's moved on to folding morons.

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u/griefmotif 14d ago

Nothing of worth was lost.

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u/Training-Ad5733 13d ago

Clear self-defense case

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u/TYBTD 13d ago

Classic Swansea

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u/Cod_Metal_King 13d ago

THIS. IS. SWANSEA!!!

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u/guerrero4us 13d ago

I saw this video in another sub where someone added the bell sound from taco bell lol.

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u/St0nedinNY 13d ago

Dude had every right to nail homeboy into the ground. Tough guy had it coming.

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u/parksy33 13d ago

Homeboy just got CRUNCHWRAP SUPREMED

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u/ThisNameIsFree 13d ago

Holy fuck, there's at least 2 dozen "fuck around find out hurr durr" comments in this thread. Can you guys at least pretend to have an original thought? Or if you can't, just upvote and move on.

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u/Your_Outta_Line 14d ago

Never fuck with fast food workers. They already deal with bullshit everyday so they are bound to explode.

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u/Bluefaceben 13d ago

It amazes me how easily some of these guys get knocked out

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u/Smugglers151 13d ago

That was a lot of force. Dude probably has a TBI

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u/burning_questioner 13d ago

10/10 execution of self defence

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u/Ratue_ 14d ago

Better than any tv show

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u/Noodlintheriver 13d ago

He rang his bell.

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u/RPGSauce 13d ago

From last year. Dude is fine. No charges pressed on either side