Came up with this concept of what if Strong Bad ruled over Free Country, USA
Free Country, USA
(The Strong Bad freaking way!)
(Or FCUSATSBFW for short)
Free Country, USA’s Nominal Monarch is now Strong Bad.
The Stick has mutated into The Big ol' Tree.
Strong Badia has also changed greatly:
The population has tripled to “Population: Tire, Bundt Cake Pan, and Coach Z"
The Stop Sign and the Cinder Block broke up.
Strong Badia has developed a world-class hole (Where the Of Town lays trapped in a box filled with peas in the "impenetrable diaper crust" layer)
The Cheat painted a mural reading "Fireworks or Die"
The tire has beaten Strong Mad and won "the title"
The Pizz has been upgraded to an actual pizza joint and has become the most popular pizza joint and has surpassed every other eatery in Free Country.
Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA has finally been built
The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil has been upgraded into an actual space station
Action Cool 5 has been upgraded into a proper news station
Strong Badia also has a proper monument of Strong Bad himself
King of Town’strong Bad Castle
The Sbemail hall of fame:
The Sbemail hall of fame is just before the throne room. It is a hallway that has Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval taped to the walls.
some kinda robot (printed out on The Paper)
sisters (rewritten crudely on napkin)
the basics (printed out on The Paper)
tape-leg (printed out on The Paper)
gimmicks (printed out on The Paper)
invisibility (printed out on The Paper)
your friends (printed out on The Paper)
autobiography (printed out on The Paper)
caffeine (printed out on The Paper)
pizza joint (printed out on The New Paper)
magic trick (printed out on The New Paper)
There is a dungeon where Trogdor is kept.
Kevin DuBrow (Homestar Runner)
Kevin DuBrow is a publicly humiliated criminal fugitive without a girlfriend who lives in a Jolly Dumple costume on the outskirts of the field. He wears a red shirt without the white star. His catchphrase is “That’s bupkis!”
Pom Pom is pretty much as he was before the takeover, expect now he looks like an ABA basketball. Also, all of his girlfriend’s left him after Strong Bad impressed them with his new style.
Marzipan is constantly hypnotized by special messages left on her answering machine and plays nothing but death metal on her guitar.
Surgically altered against his will to have horns and a tail. His hands are glued to his butt, and he is constantly whining.
Homsar is now a modestly hot girl
Is pretty much Strong Bad’s underling and bodyguard. Stays away from The Big ol' Tree.
Still Strong Bad’s underling.
Now wears a cool jacket, and lives in Strong Badia
Is now a licensed unlicensed seller. His prices have tripled, and he gives away free flamethrowers that shoot imitation chocolate hundred-dollar bills. .Nofoolin’
(King) Of Town
The Of Town is buried under Strong Badia in a box filled with peas.
Strong Bad is the overlord of FCUSATSBFW. Also, a 2nd 2nd Assistant Space Whale Scrubber.
He sits in the throne room, on piles of broken computers and unused emails, high atop Le Restige, which has gold nuggets on it, a dozen cup holders and some of those velvety cushions. The throne room has a puffy white cloud border to it.
He still checks emails (most of which are people worshipping him and his greatness), but if he gets an insulting email, he has that person delivered to him personally so he can decide their punishment. However, this is only if the sender is in FCUSATSBFW at the time the email was sent.
All of the Strong Bads featured in sbemail alternate universe (except senor Cardgage and Stinkoman) surround the throne and constantly bow down to him.