r/IdiotsInCars Nov 26 '22

FFS Amazon, you could have used the doorbell!!

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533 Upvotes

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u/32_Dollar_Burrito Nov 26 '22

One moment of distraction because of the insane speeder clipping the van...

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u/l187l Nov 26 '22

I don't think that happened because of the distraction. I think the wheel was damaged and not allowing it to turn. You can see there's damage, but it's hard to tell how bad the damage is.

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u/RyanGreenOnMyCock Nov 27 '22

Probably the axle, van got clipped on the tire and just got bent into place

4

u/tomytronics Nov 27 '22

And no brakes either?

4

u/-YELDAH Nov 27 '22

If the van was hit on the wheel the driver might have just had a bad reaction to the wheel breaking his arms round

31

u/Organic_Popcorn Nov 26 '22

Now you have one opening for entrance and another one for exit.

7

u/Status-Victory Nov 26 '22

To be fair u/organic_popcorn does point out you now got a decent one way system.

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u/Cogz45 Nov 26 '22

We did ask for another entrance/exit but the council refused. Maybe....

18

u/StevenTN615 Nov 26 '22

ADS - Amazon Demolition Services.

6

u/Status-Victory Nov 26 '22

At least they try delivering direct to your front door as quick as possible..

6

u/RedTruck1989 Nov 27 '22

Was that a tire popping at 16 seconds?

5

u/Cogz45 Nov 27 '22

Might of been the radiator as that was damaged.

3

u/LivingReaper Nov 27 '22

Might have

3

u/TwoToneReturns Nov 27 '22

Your amazon delivery of new bricks has arrived, we are removing the old bricks now.

2

u/KittyandPuppyMama Nov 27 '22

Wouldn’t have expected a brick wall to crumble like a Lego tower

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u/Cogz45 Nov 27 '22

In fairness, I didn't expect a van to plough into it.

1

u/Dr_Djones Nov 27 '22

Does that brick wall have any mortar? jeez

2

u/Cogz45 Nov 27 '22

It's about 60 years old.

1

u/StinkyVest Nov 26 '22

How do you know it's amazon

15

u/Cogz45 Nov 26 '22

Shit load of Amazon parcels in the van and the driver said they are an Amazon delivery driver.

3

u/Brilliant_Mountain44 Nov 27 '22

Yes but did they say it from behind a miasma of filth, sweat, and dross? Peeking out with wild eyes, whites like saucers and pupils like pinpricks, stony flecks, flat and dead like a sharks eyes: yet darting about with mad purpose; as if they couldn't bear to be still for fear of burning a hole through any particular subject/object (objective subjects. subjective objects.) of their intense gaze?

Because that might not be an Amazon driver. No matter what they said...

2

u/infinitytec Nov 27 '22

Bottles filled with an unspecified yellow liquid?

1

u/Brilliant_Mountain44 Dec 07 '22

Portable fire extinguishers..🤔

..whaddya mean portable extinguishers? When are they not....? 😬

2

u/Cogz45 Nov 27 '22

How did you know??

1

u/cashewbiscuit Nov 27 '22

Someone ordered a new gate?

1

u/Terp_Villain Nov 27 '22

You got it didn’ya

1

u/jamcdonald120 Nov 27 '22

Im sure that will buff right out

1

u/chillywilly16 Nov 27 '22

TIL the Kool-Aid Man drives for Amazon.

2

u/Cogz45 Nov 27 '22

She was more 'oh no!!!!!'

0

u/hydrogen18 Nov 27 '22

oi mate you can't park there