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u/urnewstepdaddy 13d ago

Fox accidentally being truthful

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u/deadbrokeman 13d ago

Only once every 42,000 seconds! So…getting better, I see!

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u/LikesYouProne 13d ago

That's not right at all! FOX news is constantly right!

They still have the time in the lower corner, right?

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u/NougatNewt 13d ago

Well yes, but its about 2 seconds off, so not entirely accurate.

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u/dd027503 13d ago edited 13d ago

Is this recent? Are they doing the caravan again?

edit: My my, caravan season already. Where does the time go.

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u/megjed 13d ago

This was my first thought too lol getting close to an election better roll out the caravan nonsense

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u/boot2skull 13d ago

They’re also rolling the dice that the FBI will reopen the case against Hillary. Wait she isn’t running.

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u/justakidfromflint 13d ago

Did you see the clip where Trump said maybe Hillary's emails are what they were looking for at Mar-a-lardo? Even Hannity was like "what? But you have them, right?"

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u/lilbithippie 13d ago

Well trump thought he had the emails. And that's all a president really need. He could just think things are true and then magically they are

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u/InterestingTry5190 12d ago

That was so pathetic to watch. I hope if he ends up in prison the guards hang a picture outside his cell with Hillary laughing her ass off.

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u/Castun 12d ago

They're on Hunter's laptop!

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u/-Degaussed- 13d ago

Fox News could just lie and say she's running. Would probably accomplish even more for their goals.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Jesus talk about a flashback. This is taking me way back to like 2008 and Obama! Wasn't that a big year for caravans full of kids? All I remember is my mom had just become a grandmother to half hispanic girls, but due to too much Rush Limbaugh would turn around and say things like "we don't know what diseases those kids from down there have, we can't let them in!" Like holy fuck mother, and you go to church weekly?

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u/nicholasgnames 13d ago

as well as death panels in health care. which is now a thing due to abortion fuckery

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u/DextrosKnight 13d ago

It was always a thing. It's literally what insurance companies are. You might need a life saving operation, your doctor might agree that you need the life saving operation, the surgeon your doctor sent you to might also agree that you need a life saving operation, but some insurance adjuster sitting in a cubicle in Ohio says you don't need it because their spreadsheet says so, and so your insurance won't cover it.

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u/justakidfromflint 13d ago

I have never understood how they saw any difference between an insurance company doing this and Medicaid/Medicare doing it.

They act as if because it's a company doing it it's perfectly ok. I guess as usual it's because it's the difference between someone making loads of money or the big bad evil government doing it. As long as someone is raking in profits it's all ok.

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u/Castun 12d ago

The argument I've heard is that when it's a for-profit system, they actually have a real incentive to provide quality healthcare. Ironic being that the guy that most recently told me this, literally works for a non-profit healthcare provider.

Their other arguments are always about wait times for procedures, having to pay for other people's healthcare, etc. without even realizing that's how our existing system already works. It's some serious doublethink going on.

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u/MettaLettas 13d ago

the difference being you can still opt in to the operation even if insurance won't cover it. In these other situations there is a choice being made directly for you, and you don't really get an (albeit shitty) option.

Learned at a cancer research hospital that over 90% of chemo patients have to file for bankruptcy. This was before ACA, so the story went for the average person: "You get cancer, your insurance drops you, you have to pay for everything, you rack up all the bills you can, try to negotiate the price down with the hospital, and then you file for bankruptcy"

I imagine the story today goes "You get cancer, insurance can no longer drop you for it thanks to the aca, but they can opt out of experimental drugs (which many cancer patients wind up on) and everything else they possibly can, then they stick you with a huge bill, you try to get the hospital to knock the price down, and then you file for bankuptcy

We need free healthcare so badly

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u/DextrosKnight 13d ago

the difference being you can still opt in to the operation even if insurance won't cover it.

And incur multiple lifetimes of debt. It's not even really an option. Our system is so fucked.

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u/JustJonny 12d ago

It's been a thing for years, due to for profit insurance companies.

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u/williamfbuckwheat 13d ago

How much should I bet that she's two or three generations removed from some immigrant group that the "real Americans" at the time we're trying to keep out at the time for literally the same reasons like diseases, crime, or not being "white" enough to fit in with mainstream society???

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u/markth_wi 13d ago edited 12d ago

Teenage, Mutant, Murderous , Drug Dealing , Homosexual, Islamist, Atheistic, Communist, Catholic, Fascist , Socialist Pedophiles....oh and they are MEXICAN or at least may be travelling in Mexico ...or at least may have eaten Mexican once or twice....so this of course means they should all be shot at the border and it's the worse threat the United States has faced since ever.

/sarcasm

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u/StockAbbreviations76 13d ago

Thats why i always say. Never trust whitey.

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u/PeachCream81 13d ago

Fortunately for the Universe, Rush is now burning in torment in the 7th Circle of Hell.

So things are looking up!

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u/coolgr3g 13d ago

Yeah! Better lock up those kids! They have diseases!

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u/theoneandonly6558 13d ago

Almost time, but not quite yet. Probably Oct 7 (Friday before Columbus day/Indigenous People's Day) or Oct 21 (Friday two and a half weeks before the election).

I think at this point, since the caravan babble is so very predictable, when it inevitably starts up on Fox, every Democrat in range of a TV should start chanting "caravan...caravan..." like monorail...monorail in the Simpsons' episode.

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u/docmedic 13d ago

You’d think they’d dedicate that time to a stock market based smear to sway the retirees.

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u/kciuq1 Hide yo sister 13d ago

Republicans are making their own caravans now, kidnapping asylum seekers and sending them off.

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u/casey-primozic 13d ago

Now that's pulling themselves up by the bootstraps

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u/sagan_drinks_cosmos 13d ago

Yes, the wretched refuse of their teeming shore weirdly migrates north for the winter.

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u/underpants-gnome 13d ago Take My Energy

It is election season. And the GOP desperately needs to distract America from their abortion stance. So watch out for extended coverage of deadly, deadly caravans coming to a border near you!

At least until early November, then they'll forget about immigrants for a while and start 24-7 whining about how any election conservatives didn't win was the result of massive and obvious but somehow completely unverifiable cheating by Democrats. And wronged GOP candidates should get unlimited do-overs until the election gives them the correct, winning results. Or alternatively, we should skip the elections and GOPers will be appointed to office by the reanimated body of JFK junior as the founding fathers intended.

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u/Seanspeed 13d ago

Yes they really are. They know the classics are all you need to keep old conservatives riled up to vote.

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u/ArthurDigbyZellers 13d ago

Why do all famous “conservative” women look like porn stars?

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u/behemuthm 13d ago

Confirmation bias

There are also these fine ladies.

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u/EEpromChip 13d ago

The large one in the back lickin her lips like "Man I'd love to smother him in Bolognese Sause"

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u/behemuthm 13d ago

It’s very Texas

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover 13d ago

Fuck Ted Cruz

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u/DonsDiaperChanger 13d ago

BIG KAREN HUNGRY NOW

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u/Round_Rooms 13d ago

Ya mean sausage gravy.

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u/GoHomeNeighborKid 13d ago

My favorite is the one on the far left who has almost found Donald's particular shade of toner....

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u/gruesomeflowers 13d ago

"i want to put a whole stick of butter up his man-diaper and then make a delicious moist drizzle sauce"

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u/SonofRobinHood 13d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 13d ago

I think I'm done with Reddit for at least a few hours.

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u/Chookwrangler1000 12d ago

Yeah also, wtf is wrong with his ass? Does he carry asscushions? Leaning forward like that without arching your back…. Wait nvm even with arching your back, what the hell are those weird cheeks??

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u/boogs_23 12d ago

except her "bolognese" is just a jar or ragu and ketchup.

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u/fenikz13 13d ago

This makes me physically sick, how can people adore him so much. Sure I'd give Bernie an attaboy or a fist bump but I would never swoon at the sight of him

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u/WorldClassShart 13d ago

If you're not willing to let your favorite candidate slam his flacid penis in your ass, can you even be considered a supporter of theirs?

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u/fenikz13 13d ago

That's why I just call them fans, their admiration is far beyond reason

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u/HertzsprungRussell 13d ago edited 13d ago

Old porn stars.

Or rather, porn stars that aged out.

edit: And stars might be being generous.

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u/HurlingFruit 13d ago

edit: And stars might be being generous.

Yes. Perhaps set dressing.

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u/HurlingFruit 13d ago

I am more afraid of these people than the caravaneers. The Texas bimbo brigade actually exist and they vote.

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u/Mrs_Mourningstar 13d ago

Wow a whole caravan of trashy bleach blonde women named Karens, that's not something typically seen in nature

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u/Maggilagorilla 13d ago

Black Friday, 2007. By the time we heard the thundering hooves, it was too late...

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u/Diarygirl 13d ago

They all look so similar like they went through some kind of conservatization process.

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u/Just1morefix 13d ago

They do, from conception onwards.

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u/Open-Ticket-3356 13d ago

botox mummy treatments

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u/OpheliaLives7 13d ago

Stepford wives?

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u/Aggravated-Stock-80 13d ago

Sir we have a brown woman (possible mexican leftist antifa rapist) in the front row!!

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u/behemuthm 13d ago

She self-identifies as Adorably Deplorable tho

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u/Open-Ticket-3356 13d ago

deplorabuela

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u/sagan_drinks_cosmos 13d ago

That what I imagine the assassin from Mars Attacks! looks like today.

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u/hexx1112 13d ago

It looks like an after picture warning people about cheap plastic surgery.

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u/mprofessor 13d ago

Ahh, the Blond Bimbo Bunch!

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u/Open-Ticket-3356 13d ago

you can call us Ivanka, daddy!

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u/astrangeone88 13d ago

Large Marge there eyeing Trump like he's the Axe/Lynx commercial chocolate dude.

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u/CthulhusEvilTwin 13d ago

Seven want to fuck him, one wants to eat him.

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u/Tinker107 13d ago

Retired porn stars.

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u/ttt1234567890a 13d ago

If you dig deeper probably you find porn with ladies like those... A friend told me that

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u/Open-Ticket-3356 13d ago

under vintage 70s and 80s, when they were underage

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u/PsyAyeAyeDuck 13d ago

It's like the Karen version of a fembot.

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u/DogWallop 13d ago

That's what happens when they "age-out".

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u/batshitcrazy5150 13d ago

They all have that "I'm sooo infatuated" look on their faces too.

Especially the one in black with the women for trump sign.

Holy shit he could grab so many pussys right now.

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u/Scaevus 13d ago

The one in front looks like Rush Limbaugh in drag.

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u/dlowmack1 13d ago

The only way any sane person would listen to their pointless dribble!

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u/AMC_Unlimited 13d ago

I was wondering, did Fox News finally report a fact?

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u/Traditional-Elk1049 13d ago

“Caravan of Diseases” is the name of my “Insane Clown Posse” tribute band.

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u/Kadencegyf 13d ago

It's her Tinder profile name

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u/SuperGenius98K 13d ago

"caravan of disease" is exactly the type of words Hitler used against the Jews. FOX has gone full Nazi.

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u/sack-o-matic 13d ago

And considering their response to covid, they don't actually care about disease unless they can use it for racist shit like calling it "China virus" the whole time. Same playbook

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u/neutron_uplink 13d ago

Seriously. That was my first impression too "oh they give a fuck about diseases now?"

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u/milkshaykh 13d ago

It’s All xenophobic.

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u/PinnapleSex 13d ago edited 12d ago

As a non American I just find it funny considering the number of covid cases in the US.

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u/space_brain710 12d ago

Considering the number of Americans who basically don’t have healthcare bc they are afraid to end up medically bankrupt and avoid going to doctors (of course I know him, he’s me) I’m surprised we don’t have higher rates of basically all diseases.

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u/Semantic_Satiator 13d ago edited 13d ago Take My Energy

It almost October 1 during an election year. The GOP has spotters for That caravan of murderers and rapers of white women and believe me, they’re right around the corner.

A good friend with the GOP told me that Any day now they’ll burst into El Paso, dicks out, guns blazin’, asking “where the white women at?!” Those that aren’t injecting themselves with coronavirus, 5G heroin that is. Those people need to rest up for the 24/7 theiving from white men they intend to do as they plod through our very legal and ridiculously long immigration process.

BE AFRAID, Lions! And absolutely pay no heed to how the caravan only arrives in election years. It’s totally a real thing, it’s not made up to sway your vote and stoke your fear, it just has a two year cycle so it’s only here for American elections. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.

Make sure you completely ignore how obvious all of their lies are. It makes you seem sane, intelligent and totally not racist. We Can’t have y’all go off brand now, not when they need you the most!

E: typos

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u/boot2skull 13d ago

It almost October 1 during an election year. The GOP has spotters for That caravan of murderers and rapers of white women and believe me, they’re right around the corner.

So it’s tradition like that video they play on TV every Christmas Eve that NORAD has spotted Santa Claus beginning his rounds.

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u/GenX_Burnout 13d ago

Yes!!!! Somebody should write a catchy, upbeat children’s song about the Caravan coming. Then we could animate the song into a made-for-tv special that kids and adults would look forward to watching every other year! Kind of like a multitude of Frosty the Snowmen — but much browner and scarier — coming to invade ‘Murica!

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u/jballs 13d ago edited 13d ago Table Slap

🎶Here come Mexicans, here come Mexicans, right up Mexico lane 🎶

🎶They're in a caravan filled with rapists, COVID and 5g🎶

🎶Hear those brown-skins speaking Spanish, oh what a terrible sight🎶

🎶So jump in the booth and vote Republican, 'cause Mexicans are coming tonight🎶

🎶Here come Mexicans, here come Mexicans, right up Mexico lane 🎶

🎶They'll come around when chimes ring out that it's voting time again🎶

🎶Peace on earth will come to all if we just vote for the right🎶

🎶So let's give thanks to Donald Trump, 'cause Mexicans are coming tonight🎶

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u/GenX_Burnout 13d ago

Bravo! I couldn’t read it, though. I HAD TO FREAKING SING IT! 🙌

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u/jballs 13d ago

Now we just need someone to start on the movie script!

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u/NothingsShocking 13d ago

Need a hero too. Like trumpty dumpty who built them a wall or something.

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u/GenX_Burnout 13d ago

Absolutely! He can put all the browns in cages, ship them back to Shitholeland, then bomb them with nuclear, steal ALL of the elections, and build a wall so ‘Muricans are never in danger again!

all sung by white children to upbeat music

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u/tomdarch 13d ago

Fox News annual calendar pre printed with “fear of Hispanic immigrants season,” “war on Christmas season” and every week is marked with “Hillary’s emails” crossed out and “Hunter’s laptop” scrawled in.

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u/Lobanium 13d ago

My daughter called her grandma (my MIL) last night to thank her for a bday card. My MIL somehow twisted the conversation into talking about Mexicans pouring into the country and not speaking English. My daughter was just like "mhmm". It's so easy to tell what Faux News is telling these idiots to be mad about that particular week because they can't not bring it up.

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u/Semantic_Satiator 13d ago

Oh man, I can certainly empathize. My Q dad practically answered the phone with “Corona is a hoax, Biden stole the election!”

He may still, but I’ve been NC since January 6th. He went to the rally but not the capitol building, because “he had work the next day”, had to catch a flight home. My aunts and think he caught the vibe and knew some bad shit was gunna happen.

I’m honestly flabbergasted by some of the smart people that got dragged into this crap. My dad was an architect, so not stupid at all. I’ll never understand it.

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u/Lobanium 13d ago

I think they just crave authoritarian control. Someone that will truly "own the libs". And once they latch onto that person, they'll believe anything they say. It's literally a cult of personality. My FIL is the same. He's a smart guy but likes Trump because he "doesn't take crap from anyone". My wife is very scared he'll get even deeper into the cult, but so far he's managed to stay fairly reasonable.

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u/Mintastic 13d ago

It's not about smart vs dumb so don't think of it that way. Q and Republican party have taken up strategies used by religions and cults which target emotions (makes sense since most of them are religious and thus know the routine deeply). Cults have known since ancient times that appealing to emotions bypasses the logic parts of the brain and the deeper they go the more it becomes part of the core identity. Once it goes that deep you can't just talk them out it. They need to get out the same way they went in with some type of deep emotional impact to snap them out of it. I also wouldn't say the Democratic party isn't guilty of the same thing either so imo I would also try to detach emotion out of any political discussion you see/hear to not go down the same rabbit hole.

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u/Semantic_Satiator 13d ago

My dad and step mom found 12 Step Jesus. This certainly would help to explain their Q zealotry.

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u/Obant 13d ago

My dad went from building me gaming computers, working on aircraft, listening to Led Zeplin/Jair metal, and being one of the first California skateboarders in his younger years in to a god-fearing Christian Fox News drone when he had to move by himself for a year for work and just watched news 24/7. Suddenly he can't even log in to Facebook and can't stand the noise of even rock music.

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u/Semantic_Satiator 13d ago

Amd they refuse to admit they’ve changed, they just blame us for being asleep or whatever. I hate the GOP so much, I just want my dad back, not this cowardly idiot that has taken his place. Ugh. Makes me sick.

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u/Quantentheorie 13d ago

BE AFRAID, Lions! And absolutely pay no heed to how the caravan only arrives in election years. It’s totally a real thing, it’s not made up to sway your vote and stoke your fear, it just has a two year cycle so it’s only here for American elections. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.

fool. Each election the democrats are trying to sneak in a caravan of immigrants to vote illegally. Please ignore that that entire plan is ludicrous and practically is neither worth it nor even doable, and accept this deflection even if it relies heavily on our own fearmongering and lies about stolen elections.

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u/rhino910 13d ago

seems like the perfect name for her

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u/Rusty_Red_Mackerel 13d ago

She is Pestilence going by another name.

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u/Ferelar 13d ago

"Behold, a pale horse, and an even paler blonde stepford barbie rider; and power was given to her that sat thereon to take truth and facts from the Earth..."

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u/lacilynnn 13d ago

And hell followed with her.

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u/sagan_drinks_cosmos 13d ago

Donald Trump remarkably blended all Four Horsemen, all Seven Deadly Sins, and all four Willy Wonka brats into one shitty suit.

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u/Hunky_not_Chunky 13d ago

She’s the 5th horseman we’re only just hearing about.

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u/Rusty_Red_Mackerel 13d ago

Beware, for she rides a toxic elephant that spews filth wherever it goes.

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u/IlToroArgento 13d ago

"A [plague] by any other name..."

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u/Janus_Grayden 13d ago

COVID Mary.

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u/Aixina 13d ago

It's her Tinder profile name

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u/whatproblems 13d ago

and matches still don’t stop

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u/JackTheKing 13d ago

Her bio just says "H8 fuc"

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u/Oddgenetix 13d ago edited 13d ago

Well if I remember correctly from the height of Covid, according to Fox we don’t need to worry about diseases. We have immune systems that are infallible.

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u/milkshaykh 13d ago

Exactly my thought. Too much xenophobia when it comes to public health issues. “China Virus”. Immigrants are caravan of diseases. But when Americans (especially on right) didn’t follow mitigation strategies it’s because our health system is perfect, so suck it up.

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u/PopularWobblyRadio 13d ago

The fascist does not possess a consistent ethos. The fascist will change positions at a moment if he thinks it sounds like a rhetorical advantage.

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u/Thuper-Man 13d ago

She's had the clap so often it's more like applause

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u/Janus_Grayden 13d ago

Puritanical sex education at work.

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u/brianfine 13d ago

Mr. Slater?!

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u/SomeoneStoleMyBacon 13d ago

I have no idea who this is

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u/Serpent_of_Rehoboam 13d ago

Tomi Lahren aka White Power Barbie

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u/SomeoneStoleMyBacon 13d ago

White Power Barbie

wow you google white power barbie and she is like all of the results and on top of that she has been around since before 2016...

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u/BrotoriousNIG 13d ago

She got a Fox News show? I thought she was just one of those clinically insane Twitter dickheads.

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u/The_bruce42 13d ago

Tami Lauren. She's a caravan of disease.

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u/SomeoneStoleMyBacon 13d ago

I never seen her before, but then again I avoid anything foxnews related.

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u/Mikey06154 13d ago Snek

Same here

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u/TheeMrBlonde 13d ago

I think it’s Tomi Lahren.

Just some fox news talking head

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u/bookingthedayaway 13d ago

I wish I didn't, do yourself a favor and don't look into her.

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u/tomdarch 13d ago

Does the specific racist propagandist matter? It’s just another grifter cashing in personally by spreading hateful lies.

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u/VictorPedroNamura 13d ago

Nazi Barbie wasnt working out

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u/Echoeversky 13d ago

Plague Barbie?

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u/TacticalSanta 13d ago

Bimbonic Plague.

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u/youra6 13d ago

Nurgle Barbie

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u/hotsy-totsy-flopsie 13d ago

New band name! Called it!

Edit: We also go by the acronym C.O.D.

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u/FranksRedWorkAccount 13d ago

Okay but is your first album name going to be Deep Fried or No Personal Checks?

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u/hotsy-totsy-flopsie 13d ago

We just had a band meeting and decided that our first album will be called “White bitches high as fuck”

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u/sagan_drinks_cosmos 13d ago

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u/hotsy-totsy-flopsie 13d ago

Tell me that’s not ivanka.

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u/paintress420 13d ago

Good lord, no wonder she’s such a shitty person. Look what her father made her do!

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u/EveryOptionSucks 13d ago

It's just to hide his erection as he gazes at other, even younger kids.

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u/mapoftasmania 13d ago

Spring Break at Havasu

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u/TheEscapeGoat 13d ago

"Going Postal."

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u/zissouo 13d ago

Is it caravan season again?

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u/pacard 13d ago

Is the caravan back?

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u/dan_santhems 13d ago

Must be nearing election time in ‘Murica

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u/kryonik 13d ago

Oh now they care about infectious diseases?

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u/PositivityCentral 13d ago

Convenient that they’re concerned about diseases & science when it comes to immigration, but not when it comes to keeping their fellow Americans safe. I wonder why they think that way. Couldn’t be racism. Nooooo that’s too convenient of an answer. Or is it?

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u/Inevitable-Plate-294 12d ago edited 12d ago

Is this another rmigrant caravan? Just in time for the mid terms, like everyone saw coming?

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u/Battystearsinrain 13d ago

Poppin’ that P. Lol

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u/jarewolf 13d ago

You’ve got all wrong. That IS her actual name. You know how it goes with famous people using stage names.

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u/minkey-on-the-loose 13d ago

Maybe it is how she identifies. I respect that.

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u/letsjakeonit 13d ago

Looks the same to me

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u/DawnKatt 13d ago

Title of her sex tape.

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u/fizzysnork 13d ago

I don't know who she is, but the background alone tells me she's an asshole.

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u/InsaneRicey 13d ago

🎵 Coming from my mouth 🎵

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u/ShuttleXpC 13d ago edited 13d ago

It’s hilarious, Mexico has one of the most successful and widely utilized vaccination programs in the world- the best parts? It’s all free and you’re injected with a proverbial cocktail around birth that contains vaccines for literally everything. Ask anyone born in Mexico 15+ years ago to see their vaccine scars.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccination_in_Mexico#Routine_vaccines

The shit they (Republicans) spew is just racist dog whistles to their real truth - they fucking hate brown people.

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u/nirad 13d ago

Are they starting with the migrant caravan bullshit again?

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u/backtorealite 13d ago

Why is it that these caravans only show up during midterms?

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u/happyfatman021 13d ago

"BUUUUURRRRRRNN!" - Michael Kelso

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u/ricst 13d ago

She went back to her maiden name

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u/TheRealKuni 13d ago

“Welcome back to Fox News. I’m blonde.” -Jenna Maroney (Jane Krakowski), 30 Rock

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u/lennybird 13d ago

Honestly we've come a long way from the days of people trying to defend fox news and purport some both sides false equivalence.

I'm grateful people are recognizing just how fake fox is, let alone the rest of the right-wing mediasphere.

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u/Bearmaster9013 13d ago

I find what she's pedaling as funny. Like conservatives didn't give two shits about Covid. Why, even if true, would they care about migrants having diseases? Oh thats right, because they're brown.

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u/HingleMcCringle_ 13d ago

I overheard a Republican recently thinking that 'democtats' were upset that migrants were sent to Martha Vineyard, in the pretext that they think migrants are ruining the country. Like they think everyone hates migrants and think they're sub-human. Nevermind those PEOPLE being lied to and used as a political stunt, they think that democrats were caught in a gotchya and that the whole Martha's Vineyard story could be followed up by "well that's happening all the time on the border!". I mean the whole plan was to try to catch democrats in a gotchya, but when that blew up in their face, they ran with that narrative anyway! Dude, the welcoming people at Martha's Vineyard fed them and gave them shelter after the party who pretend to be on the side of "Christ's teachings" used people like trash. I've gotten tired of the phrase "cognitive dissonance", but republicans really are the fucking manifestation of it.

It fucking kills me, that the people I overheard are family.

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u/Spud70757 13d ago

Fun fact, thats her Only Fans handle

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u/dustin_pledge 13d ago

Caravan Of Diseases would make a great band name!

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u/Befallwolf82 13d ago

Isn’t that the name of someone in Hannibal?

Never mind, that’s “Caroline Dhavernas”

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u/TintedApostle 13d ago

COD for short

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u/wintremute 13d ago

Good ol' Tammy.

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u/Lost_vob 13d ago

I don't know if I want to use this as my new gamer tag, or form a death metal band, but I will use this term for something. It sounds like a Magic Card 😂

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u/behemuthm 13d ago

Caravan of Diseases 5 🌳

Summon when rational discourse becomes too pervasive.

+1 HP on uneducated MAGAs

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u/Lost_vob 13d ago

🌳? I would have put it under 💀 I haven't played in like decade, though. And not when I want to talk about "Getting back into MTG" people thing I want to bang a Nazi chick for some reason...

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u/thecyriousone 13d ago

Fox calling themselves out I see

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u/Ziggy_Zaggins 13d ago

Probably. She changed her face.

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u/griftertm 13d ago

Caravan o’Diseases? I think she’s Irish

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u/stacked_wendy-chan 13d ago

Maybe they just used her nickname. She does look like the type who made themselves "available" in college... very available.

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u/DonDove 13d ago

Ah, THE CARAVAN has finally arrived

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u/hansolo3464 13d ago

Brought to you by the same people that have immune systems and told you covid19 was about control, why they suddenly worried about diseases?

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u/jdmiller82 13d ago

I take it her STD panel came back...

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u/waffling_with_syrup 13d ago

A few people said there would be yet another Caravan of Doom soon to distract from DeSantis and Trump. Called it.

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u/Strive-- 13d ago

You have to admit - "Of" is a strange middle name.

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u/Treacle123 13d ago

Too bad there is no cure for her.

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u/un_theist 13d ago

Tomi Liarin’

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u/GoobeNanmaga 13d ago

I would rather join a caravan of diseases than join her.

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u/xxXMrDarknessXxx 13d ago

A turd by any other name...

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u/steno_light 13d ago

Is this 2018 or are they really trying to bring back the caravan bullshit for midterms?

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-8565 13d ago

Only special people would be scared of this but not of the imminent threat of COVID.

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u/drumsonfire 13d ago

Caravan is opening for Rotting Corpse and Necrofiliacs this Tuesday at Klarn Barn in San Berdoo

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u/Ruski_Squirrel 13d ago

I do air ambulance at one of the big border towns for work. The humanitarian crisis at the border is definitely real. However, it isn’t anywhere near as bad as the pundits and politicians want you to think it is. And most of why it’s bad is because our border agencies are absolutely inept (policy wise, I’m not knocking the hard working field agents doing their best every day, just the people making the big decisions).

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u/A_Plumber2020 13d ago

She looks like a caravan of diseases

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u/northsidecub11 13d ago

Another caravan coming? What number is this?

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u/Grindcore_jihad 13d ago

Hitler Barbie

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u/SupportySpice 13d ago

She just goes by Cara.

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u/EtherealAriel 13d ago

She did work for that "talent agency" that Fox apparently hires "news reporters" from.

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u/Geruvah 13d ago

If Jesus was going to protect you against a single "Chinavirus" he'll protect you from a caravan of diseases, so this shouldn't instill any fear right? Right?