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What would you do if a "celebrity" cut in front of you because he is more important than you? (Drake) Repost 😔

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u/Dummbledoredriveby Jun 28 '22

This is exactly why celebrities should stop being worshipped. I remember a Reddit post some yrs back about a father who was pissed he couldn’t see his newborn child in the maternity wing because Beyonce was also giving birth in the same wing, and they had security everywhere…

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u/EmiliaClarkesBF Jun 29 '22

Thats so fucking stupid; they are celebrities, not god. This is exactly why I think fandoms and stans are cancerous.

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u/MonkeyThrowing Jun 29 '22

I would be livid if that happened to me. Beyond pissed.

Edit: New article https://nypost.com/2012/01/09/dad-stopped-from-seeing-premature-twins-by-beyonces-hospital-takeover/

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u/UnfilteredGarbage Jun 29 '22

Cops would have to be called on me. Fuck their goons.

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u/Redmilo666 Jun 29 '22

Cops on you? Fuck that, I would of called the cops on them. I would of said that there are a bunch of people disrupting the hospital and you're worried about your wife who is about to give birth. Why didn't the fucking hospital staff say anything?

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u/UnfilteredGarbage Jun 29 '22

The hospital likes money way too much to disrupt a billionaire couple

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u/operababe Jun 29 '22

And they are exactly that. The security dude was scum and the stupid kids in the back looking out were thinking it was fucking funny.

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u/UnfilteredGarbage Jun 29 '22

Fucking entitled rich cunts

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u/scratchingpost22 Jun 29 '22

"Beyonce, 30, and Jay-Z, 42, whose real name is Shawn Carter, welcomed their new princess, born by C-section, at the Upper East Side hospital Saturday night."

Even the writer can't keep his nose out of their arse

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u/dislocated_dice Jun 29 '22

Beyoncé is the perfect example because she acts like she’s a god as well.

There’s so much wrong with this. It’s saying that her experience of parenthood is more important than anyone else’s. The security acting like they alone are the lawmakers and enforcers. Then at the end of the day, everyone from the ‘celebrity’ to the security are just inherently vile people, or at the very least they act like it.

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u/real_DanielRadcliffe Jun 28 '22

That's easy let them hit you.

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u/WillShitpostForFood Jun 28 '22 Silver Gold All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy

Drake only hits if you're underage.

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u/BurnzillabydaBay Jun 29 '22

After seeing your comment I have just returned from a deep dive on Google. My God. The 17 year old he felt up at the concert and then thanked her because her breasts felt good?! Gross is gross understatement.

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u/XxDayDayxX Jun 29 '22

This joke his harder when people remember he sent NSFW texts to the Obamas' daughters' during their presidency. No one did a damn thing and that girl got a lesson on how the world works. I'm not bullshitting.

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u/fubinor Jun 29 '22

Also was texting a young Millie Bobbie Brown dating advice...

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u/Snoo_26884 Jun 29 '22

Also tried it on with Billie Eilish

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u/Graysie-Redux Jun 28 '22

Smart.

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u/DeathHorseFucker Jun 28 '22 Ally

And sue them cause you have an unbelievable neck pain giving you migraines so you can’t work anymore because of the accident. And you’re afraid to drive so you can’t leave the house anymore.

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u/theonewhogriefed Jun 28 '22

Because you're always afraid to encounter another drake motorcade

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u/eggplantisgross Jun 28 '22

Because your afraid of running into reruns of Degrassi

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u/TotallyNotAFroeAway Jun 28 '22

I believe being a star of the hit show Degrassi was what he was referring to when he says "started from the bottom"

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u/Dragosal Jun 28 '22

Whenever someone tells me Drake is a good rapper I point out he thinks the bottom is being on a hit tv show

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u/sabrefudge Jun 28 '22

I had this happen to me.

Some girl hit my car with her car. She was fine at the moment (I asked if she was okay). We exchanged insurance info and went on our way.

She was, of course, the responsible party.

But she later tried to get money out of me because her “chiropractor” later found she had stress to her neck muscles. FROM HITTING ME.

Obviously, it didn’t work out in her favor.

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u/Nashvillepreds46 Jun 28 '22

My grandmother was rear-ended in a drive thru (nearly 20 years ago now) and everyone was okay. Then the guy who hit her tried to sue her saying he was injured. Some fucking people.

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u/lmkwe Jun 28 '22

I rear ended someone once at a stop sign. There was an ice storm and my car slid from a dead stop about a foot into her bumper at less than 1 mph. We both got out, on the ice, and made sure everything was OK. We then pulled into a parking lot and exchanged info. On ice. When my insurance followed up the agent said she was claiming missed work and massive neck injury from the accident. I explained what I just did, and the agent says "perfect, thank you for that, there's no way we're paying that" lol

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u/AggressiveBait Jun 28 '22

And she would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for your pesky "no claims" bonus.

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u/Round_Feature2048 Jun 28 '22

Similar happened to me years ago. I’m a volunteer firefighter and was responding to a call in February, driving slow because it was super icy and freezing out. As I was approaching a stop sign there was a car waiting for no apparent reason and I lost all braking. I wind up tapping them dead on, barely any damage and I didn’t even have my seatbelt on yet and still barely moved in my seat. Guy gets out of his POS Saturn and starts complaining about his back, neck, and whatnot. Luckily other people saw and waited with us for the police. Not only was I not at fault because of weather conditions, but also because I was responding to an emergency with lights on not only was I automatically not at fault, but he was put down as impeding an emergency response. I honestly think that was BS for him but whatever, didn’t cost me or my dept anything. I hate ambulance chasers

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u/FridgesArePeopleToo Jun 28 '22

Same thing happened to a friend of mine. Got into a three car fender bender caused by a guy going the wrong way on a one way. 3-4 years later, the other person involved, a 300+ pound woman, was having back pain and sued the guy who caused the accident for hundreds of thousands of dollars, so then that guy sued my friend to try to recoup some of it.

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u/Sailor_Callisto Jun 28 '22

Don’t forget about the TBI you sustained due to your body being violently thrown around

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u/sambob Jun 28 '22

If you can prove it's causing you problems procreating too then you're up to the millions

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u/decayedamp1337 Jun 28 '22

It is though, they have way more fucking money and it was on camera

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u/TurboWelderMonkey Jun 28 '22

I would have never let those meat heads through. I'm pulling up behind the Maybach and squeezing out the SUVs, go ahead, Hit my $5k car muthafukkas...😂✌️👌

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u/donotgogenlty Jun 28 '22

Yeah, you have right of way so 🤷

Show em what that Tesla can do boi

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u/Brno_Mrmi Jun 28 '22

Thank you Daniel Radcliffe

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u/someguysomewhere35 Jun 28 '22

Shoulda shifted a little right and blocked them from passing.

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u/SpoonfullofFlour Jun 28 '22

Yep this is the way. Homeboy would probably still get out and get in front of you but at least neither of you are moving now.

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u/Lokito_ Jun 28 '22

Just slowly creep forward. Up to him if he wants to get run over or not.

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u/someguysomewhere35 Jun 28 '22

Na because driver would be at fault. But if he was to block their path and security wouldnt submit to just being behind him... Might agitate the security crew to maybe smash his mirror or something like that. Then hes got a nice lawsuit all on cam.

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u/Lokito_ Jun 28 '22

"Guy jumped out in front of me."

I would just creep forward, let the security rage all they want. Fuckem

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u/Slackslayer Jun 28 '22

Creep really close, then just full blast on the horn

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u/AggressiveBait Jun 28 '22

Car touches them and you could have a lawsuit on your hands. Suddenly they have niggling knee pains and PTSD.

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u/mmm_burrito Jun 28 '22

This maneuver shall henceforth be known as the Giuliani.

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u/SpacemanTomX Jun 28 '22

Creep forward with the most bored and uninterested face too

"Who is in the Mercedes? Drake? Good for him"

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u/PotatoWriter Jun 28 '22

"who the fuck is Drake?"

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u/dublem Jun 28 '22

"You think I give a fuck about a drake? I had Peking duck for dinner last night!"

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u/TwinsenAyzel Jun 28 '22

Wouldn’t a small four legged dragon just fly around me?

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u/BirdSeedHat Jun 28 '22

Yeah I would have been a lot more aggressive and kept my car an inch away from the back of the Maybach.

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u/TrixieLurker Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 29 '22 Silver

Its rude as fuck and wrong, but I guarantee the cops aren't going to care about your report either.

Edit: The OP that posted this five years ago (and the one in the actual Tesla) asked that this pose be reported. Apparently the poster for this is a karma farmer.

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u/johnnychan81 Jun 28 '22

Cops literally gave LeBron James a police escort on the wrong side of the street so he could make it to a Jay Z concert in time around heavy traffic

https://www.espn.com/nba/truehoop/miamiheat/story/_/id/9575855/lebron-james-miami-heat-says-police-escort-helped-way-concert

They're not going to do shit about something like this

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u/TheCarStar123 Jun 28 '22 Silver

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others" - George Orwell

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u/ryraps5892 Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

Bullseye. This right here is a perfect example of how capitalism works. That fat white guy is the cops, and drake is the ruling class, getting his way “as always” -> cops are enforcers. And celebrities and politicians are the mob, the world has told them they’re more important than us, and until we change things, they’re gonna stay more important.. pigs are pigs

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u/The_Bill_Brasky_ Jun 28 '22

Police will always protect capital. They're not your friends.

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u/PasstheGuacPleaae Jun 28 '22

Police are basically the HR department…protecting “the company,” not “employees”

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u/spike98920 Jun 28 '22

Thats the thing though is that most places you can pay for the police escort and then it makes it illegal to intervene. Its not out of the goodness of the departments heart, they are doing it for some sweet new non-lethal rounds they can use on protesters. Still legal though.

This stunt that drake pulled, is (or at least should be) illegal because it conflicts with the traffic safety laws...and is the most douchy in my opinion vs someone that pays for an escort.

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u/Stopjuststop3424 Jun 28 '22

I would have been right up on the first cats ass, not a chance I'd have let the other SUVs in front if me

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u/forcepowers Jun 28 '22

Exactly what I was thinking.

"You're doing it wrong, bro. Give them no room to get in."

Also get over as far as you can to the right to block them from passing you. I'm the king of petty for people trying to cut in like this.

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u/PerfectlySplendid Jun 28 '22

Yep. They often charge by stoplight. Depending on the city, can be anywhere from 100-500 per stoplight.

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u/R_V_Z Jun 28 '22

Honestly though, if a celebrity is going to engage in this sort of behavior a police escort is better than the video in the OP. It's crappy behavior but safer than expecting the public to yield to random bunched up black SUVs.

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u/NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea Jun 28 '22

If the celebrity is going to engage in this sort of behavior you treat them like everybody else, not a coddled petulant child.

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u/rene-cumbubble Jun 28 '22

You have your passenger get out and just stand in front of the lead car. Tit for tat

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u/Offduty_shill Jun 28 '22

Or how about they obey traffic rules like normal human beings....police escort is better than potato ass looking skinhead asking you to run him over, but either way the celebrity is being a dick.

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u/mindsnare1 Jun 28 '22

Your Honor - he asked me to run him over, I thought it was a kink of his!

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u/L3SSTH4NL33T Jun 28 '22

If a celebrity is going to engage in this behavior, they should face consequences from the police, not be enabled by them.

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u/Twisted_Einstein Jun 28 '22

LeBron hired the escort to do this. Miami’s portal to hire services. The PD didn’t just decide to do this.

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u/Renax127 Jun 28 '22

They fact that he could pay to do that is even a bigger issue

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u/fantom1979 Jun 28 '22

Which is bullshit because as that site you linked says, it is for hiring off duty police officers. When they are off duty, they should be private citizens and have no ability to close roads or lanes for their paid client. This is a textbook case of abuse of power and corruption.

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u/Analbox Jun 28 '22 Take My Energy

OP should have laid on the horn the entire time big boy was standing there. At least get some petty revenge.

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u/d_r0ck Jun 28 '22

That’s exactly my first thought. Lay on the horn, fuck you

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u/theoneandonlybarry Jun 28 '22

Should've installed a train horn

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u/Kudos2Yousguys Jun 28 '22

I would've shaken my fist and yelled "come on!!!"

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u/Rokk1515 Jun 28 '22

Geez Louise! I’m going to get you for this one, you just watch!!! No no idgaf you’re not getting in front of me, hurry up and go man.

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u/junkit33 Jun 28 '22

Not only horn, but the dude had positioning - all he had to do was literally just not let all the cars in. The guy getting out to stop was the only time the driver didn't have a choice.

Driver would absolutely never survive in more aggressive driving cities.

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u/Ohhiitsmeyagirl Jun 28 '22

That’s why this needs to go super viral so celebrities can understand they’re no better than us.

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u/cheapAssCEO Jun 28 '22

Do you seriously think his fans will give a fuck?

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u/Sarke1 Jun 28 '22

If people still like Chris Brown, they won't give a damn about cutting someone off in traffic.

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u/CapablePerformance Jun 28 '22

If anything, this'll make them like him even more and call it a baller move, wishing they could do that.

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u/acityonthemoon Jun 28 '22

Well, I still think that Drake is an asshole, with a majorly amatuer security detail.

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u/LopsidedPossible5150 Jun 28 '22

Doesn’t matter if it goes viral , they will always think they are better .

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u/JMW1980 Jun 28 '22

Anything viral for a narcissistic fuckstick is just more free press.

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u/Uncle_Chael Jun 28 '22 Silver

Drake riding like hes in the presidential motorcade.

My car is only worth $1500, I wouldve just driven closer to the maybac and let the man in the escalade hit me.

Canadian driver too nice.

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u/padizzledonk Jun 28 '22

That's how I feel in my work truck-

Go ahead, I'll kill us both, idgaf about this car lol

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u/Kahlandar Jun 28 '22

Same feeling with my car. Its nice enough, works fine, but i need to upgrade for a kid, and hate selling cars.

Drive into it so your insurance will pay me please

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u/BZLuck Jun 28 '22

I have a 2003 Chevy Express cargo van I use for deliveries. It cost me $2500 five years ago.

I have a $2M commercial policy on it. Hit me. Please.

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u/hellostarsailor Jun 28 '22

Work trucks are nice and intimidating though. I often have the same thought when trying to merge onto the interstate and some douche doesn’t want to let me in.

I run out of road in 20 ft but I’m 10 feet taller and several tons heavier than your civic. Choose your own adventure!

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u/xSARGEx117x Jun 28 '22

I have a 3/4t pickup from the 90s, by no means as large as modern "pickups" and certainly not the larger utility/work trucks.

What it does have, however, is damage from the previous owner, which smashed the fender, headlight, grille, bumper, and scuffed the hood all to hell. It looks like it's been intentionally wrecked a few times.

I don't have to drive aggressively/assertively/whatever, most cars suvs and vans give me a wide berth.

It's great, and anything crucial to safety and driving is intact (replaced the headlight). Sure it looks like crap but people think twice before pulling out in front of me.

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u/Eckieflump Jun 28 '22

Absolutely this. Would have sat and fumed in one if my nice cars, but had they picked this shit on a day I was in my 1k tip run car they would have been shit out of luck.

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u/ilovegingermen Jun 28 '22

I mean tbh I might've let them do this to my 2015 Subaru Outback, fuck it. Nothing matters anymore.

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u/Bobert_Manderson Jun 28 '22

I would do it in my 2022 ford Maverick and I love that little truck more than I love butter noodles.

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u/ilovegingermen Jun 28 '22

Damn. That's a powerful statement

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u/UnderstandingDull570 Jun 28 '22

I don't know you, and I'm not judging, but the unfortunate truth is that $1500 is probably a much larger percentage of your net worth than all three of those SUVs are of Drake's.

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u/Uncle_Chael Jun 28 '22

No doubt about it, but at least it would annoy him and teach him that he is not above the common man.

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u/WhiteHairedWidow Jun 28 '22

I don’t think he would learn any lessons regardless. He’s a bitch.

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u/detrydis Jun 28 '22

Pedophile bitch

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u/Jazymon Jun 28 '22

Agreed hit my peice of shit and get ready to pay fucking rich douche

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u/Uncle_Chael Jun 28 '22

lawyers frothing at the loins to represent you

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u/captbrad88 Jun 28 '22

Why would the driver of the machabach even turn out knowing he’s turning on a red in traffic, with 3 vehicles that need to follow him?

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u/singdawg Jun 28 '22

Yeah, that's one of my takeaways there. Stupid lead driver. Or maybe he's pulling a fastie inside jober and leading Drake to a Canadian ambush.

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u/URITooLong Jun 28 '22

Why would the driver of the machabach even turn out knowing he’s turning on a red in traffic

Because he has no brain and gobbles shit every day

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u/Moudy90 Jun 28 '22

Or maybe he knows hes has goons that will block out traffic to keep their little convoy together?

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u/Bear4188 Jun 28 '22

Because Drake is probably bitching about being stuck in traffic.

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u/Yoda2000675 Jun 28 '22

He doesn’t want to waste time in traffic that could be spent grooming teenagers

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u/ajagulay Jun 28 '22

"High school pics you was even bad then." Actual Drake lyrics.

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u/2580374 Jun 28 '22

Aww that just reminded me of that nasty ass video of Drake finding out some chick on stage with him was 17 or something and he kept kissing her and shit

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u/Zealousideal-Ad3814 Jun 28 '22

4 cars is a bit ridiculous I’d be pissed too.

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u/BadHotelCarpet Jun 28 '22

Yeah, in what world does that dude need anything more than the car he is riding in?

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u/sven1olaf Jun 28 '22 Gold

I'm serious working on my road rage, but this would absolutely tip the scales for me.

Dude should have slid over to his right about half a lane and all would've been well. If they get aggressive leave ur cam on and hold ur ground. If they hit u, u just won the lottery.

Fuck any entitled picks on the road, especially this one.

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u/SpacemanTomX Jun 28 '22

Yeah, I think that as soon as the muppet said "run me over" I'd have complied out of spite

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u/sven1olaf Jun 28 '22

Call the police for a "suicidal man standing in traffic", lol

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u/Medarco Jun 28 '22 That Smile

This terrifying guy in all black and tattoos started aggressively walking toward my vehicle. I thought I was at best being robbed, at worst in danger of losing my life. I had to use my car as a weapon for self defense.

I had no reason to suspect he was clearing the path for a celebrity motorcade, since as far as I am aware they are not granted special privileges above the laws of the road.

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u/StubbiestZebra Jun 29 '22

He also said he was going to take my car from me. I had no reason to believe the unstable man wouldn't follow through with his threat.

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u/TheUgliestNeckbeard Jun 28 '22

I'd just get out and stand in front of their car

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u/Wehavecrashed Jun 28 '22

Yeah and then the 6 massive body guards pick you up and move out out of the way.

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u/sonnyclips Jun 28 '22

Yeah, I've had to go to special driving school for road rage. I'm 52 and when I was younger people expressed anger in really unhealthy ways and I was part of that problem. I think now I might have let it go but ten years ago I'd have gotten out of the car and stood in front of one of those SUVs and spit on the window repeatedly until someone reacted. This video has me triggered which I think is a good thing because it means if this actually happened I could control myself now that I've anticipated it and worked through my reaction. Also, I'm a Pusha T fan.

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u/gingerpops73 Jun 29 '22

fistbump homie, bigger fish to fry out there. take care.

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u/sonnyclips Jun 29 '22

Self knowledge and trying to be a better person really makes getting old a better experience than I would have expected. Fistbump back.

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u/General-Disaster4134 Jun 28 '22

He said he would take the driver's tesla, seems like a potential carjacking to me

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u/Skye_fox223 Jun 28 '22

get hit and then paid, duh

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u/Own-Tomato-9189 Jun 28 '22

I've had the same thought in other scenarios, good thinking. Lol

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u/Skye_fox223 Jun 28 '22

like bro can you even imagine getting your car fucked by Drake when it's obviously his fault AND you had a dashcam to record it? Money BAGS.

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u/Passan Jun 28 '22

It's a Tesla too so there is multiple cameras.

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u/rikashiku Jun 28 '22

Gods Plan.

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u/llama4ever Jun 28 '22

“However, in that type of situation, I understand what he was trying to do. Obviously, vehicle convoys in traffic are difficult,” he concluded.

Convoys are especially difficult when the lead driver makes a turn on a red light in front of traffic.

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u/Agrochain920 Jun 28 '22

vehicle convoys aren't meant for fucking private people, that's the first problem

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u/Itisme129 Jun 28 '22

There are no laws supporting the right to drive around in a convoy where you get priority over other cars. It's just a bunch of cars driving around together.

I would have been beyond petty as fuck and done my best to not let a single one through once the guy got out of my way. Drake is such a loser lmao

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u/ProbablyASithLord Jun 28 '22

Do they really need to be in a convoy? Like did only the front vehicle get the address to the destination or something lol

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u/Coal_Morgan Jun 28 '22

They want to show up as a crew because theirs prestige in having an entourage with a bunch of expensive cars and a whole bunch of security.

It's a small dick measuring contest.

Driving in a convoy I believe is illegal in a lot of places because it inherently involves breaking traffic laws to maintain unless you have a police escort or are military.

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u/Uncle_Junk Jun 28 '22

Yup. That’s why you need a permit to have a funeral procession.

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u/PeacefulDays Jun 28 '22

In his defense he had to pick up his girlfriend from school.

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u/Old_Poem2736 Jun 28 '22

Most celebrities and their staff are a special kind of assholes, I would have pushed the issue I don't really care who you are

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u/phattest_snare Jun 28 '22

Just wanted to chime in: Im from Toronto and I have to drive by drakes house few times a week in order to get to my gym. One time one of his bitchass goons tried to stop me from passing and expecting me to wait while his motorcade slowly exited. Straight up ignored that shit and sped up. Aint no thang. Fuck Drake.

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u/drlqnr Jun 29 '22

damn which gym you at that you have to drive past an affluent area

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u/dudius7 Jun 29 '22

Please use this one. "Does my bumper have a 'Brake for pedos' sticker? No? Then fuck you."

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u/Semprovictus Jun 28 '22

It's well documented drake is an entitled twat.

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u/scottymay-b Jun 28 '22

I hate the Drake. Never liked him, never will.

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u/JimothyPrime97 Jun 28 '22

You hate the Drake? I thought you loved the Drake!

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u/scottymay-b Jun 28 '22

Glad someone picked up on that reference haha

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u/gyarrrrr Jun 28 '22

Have you guys ever heard of a little hidden gem called Seinfeld?

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u/amazingsandwiches Jun 28 '22

I told you The Drake was bad.

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u/Hyasfuq Jun 28 '22

Drake killed my parents. Hate the Drake!

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u/aztechfilm Jun 28 '22

Oh I hate the Drake

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u/John0ftheD3ad Jun 28 '22

It's well documented on his own fucking IG that he groomed a 16-year-old as well.

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u/WHAMMYPAN Jun 28 '22

Unless you’re DEAD and you’re in a hearse your “motorcade” can go fuck itself raw.

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u/rubixd Jun 28 '22

This kind of shit makes me so mad. I’d have just laid on the horn. He touches you or your car and you win.

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u/mshaw09 Jun 28 '22

This is what I would have done. It’s a shitty situation that you can’t win, but I would have laid on my horn and been as obnoxious to them as possible. Plus I like drawing attention to people who are doing stupid stuff like this. I want everyone in the vicinity to stop what they are doing and look over. My horn is loud enough that the guy standing in front of me would be uncomfortable.

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u/kingsniper1108 Jun 28 '22 Silver

My friend knows some guys who take golf VERY seriously. One day they were out on a large expensive course, waiting for their turn at the green, being respectful. All of a sudden someone comes up to him and taps him on the shoulder and said “hey, mind if I butt infront of you?”

My friends buddy turned around, and was looking Owen Wilson in the face. He just looked at him for a sec and said, “sorry I’ve been waiting for a while and I’m almost there.”

Owen Wilson responded with something like “You don’t have any idea who I am, do you.”

And buddy just said “oh, I know who you are, I just don’t care.”

He proceeded to turn back around and played the rest of his game with Owen Wilson behind him for every hole.

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u/ToastPoacher Jun 28 '22

This is the way it starts. They need to be humbled, consistently.

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u/shavedclean Jun 29 '22

And humiliated sometimes too, it seems.

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u/deadlygaming11 Jun 28 '22

I'm surprised the guy didn't get upset.

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u/ydaerlanekatemanresu Jun 29 '22

Don't forget you're on Reddit listening to a voicemail at the end of a game of telephone

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u/_Bay_Harbor_Butcher_ Jun 28 '22

If they were waiting for their turn to hit onto the green it sounds like it was stacked up and letting a single play through would make no difference to anyone.

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u/Javamallow Jun 28 '22

Terrible security. Could probably park, get out, slash a tire, and nothing would happen.

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u/PickScylla4ME Jun 28 '22 Helpful

Ayo fuck Drake

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u/e2g4 Jun 28 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

Publishing this to places like here is as good as it gets. No, cops don’t care, but if enough people see drake being an asshole, he might think twice about empowering the goonsquad

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u/Spectroxx Jun 28 '22

I would have held the horn the entire time. Look him dead in the eye.

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u/LeastCoolUser Jun 28 '22

Hand him my latest rap tune entitled "shitty drivers" and say: "Give it a listen. Ya never know..."

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u/Producteef Jun 28 '22

Uppity ego tripping security guards think they’re protecting the president

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u/Nicktastic6 Jun 28 '22

Dog shit security.

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u/Sleep_adict Jun 28 '22

They are crap. With 3 escort cars they should have been jumping and had a car in front to block the road then the target car goes through then they protect the thing… this is jerks in traffic not security

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u/Nicktastic6 Jun 28 '22

They don't have the authority to stop traffic.. not saying they wouldn't anyway.. but honestly all it takes is for the lead to not advance unless there is ample time for all cars in the party to make the light. Even if it means stopping early and waiting longer. Bunch of cunts.

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u/singdawg Jun 28 '22

It's more of a convoy to make the dude feel important and less about security really... like when was the last time a celebrity was ambushed while driving? Especially in Canada.... hell even in the USA when was the last time?

That said, the asset shouldn't be in the lead vehicle anyway, nor should the driver have turned.

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u/jackknees Jun 28 '22

The security is operating under Drakes authority and supervision.

Dog shit Drake.

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u/SplitLevel17 Jun 28 '22

I wish we had a service we could call for assholes.

Like we don’t need a cop here, but can we get some official documentation that they are dicks? Maybe a permanent record with a list of the times you’ve had the asshole service called on you.

Idk, but this sucks.

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u/420cuzakolrb Jun 28 '22

For one that's a garbage motorcade, guarantee a 15 year old Toronto kid with a chip on his shoulder could kill him.

And secondly the guy who's supposed to look scary just looks like my friends alcoholic dad.

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u/barrito87 Jun 28 '22

They think their clout gives them the right of way.

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u/Shredding_Airguitar Jun 28 '22

To be fair there was a youth cheerleader event he was going to

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u/chrispdx Jun 28 '22

Gonna scope em out R. Kelly style, huh?

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u/Wotg33k Jun 28 '22

Take a minute from your daily lives and think about when you go to the store to get your favorite thing, you may think to yourself "I should get three" but then you may talk yourself out of it because it's expensive at like 8.99 a piece or something.

Celebrities say "I want one of them escalades.. yanno what.. make it 4 and I'll just give one to all my homies" because we pay tons of money for their art, THEN they treat US like this.

🤷‍♀️

This is why I pirate things on the internet.

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u/thehappyheathen Jun 28 '22

You wouldn't steal an Escalade.... [flashing police lights and dramatic music]

Why would you steal from a record executive? He needs that money to fuel his children's coke addiction

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u/BabyElephantWalks Jun 28 '22

Drake took Travis Scott to go party at a strip club after ASTROWORLD. Just thought I’d concur that Drake sucks.

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u/Nbk420 Jun 28 '22

If his music wasn’t bad enough, who would’ve thought the actual person was a piece of shit?

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u/proteannomore Jun 28 '22

Run him over.

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u/Graysie-Redux Jun 28 '22

Like as a warning to stop being a douche?

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u/DeathHorseFucker Jun 28 '22

And because he told you to do it.

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u/UniqueCartel Jun 28 '22

That’s consent. Where is this? Is assisted suicide legal there?

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u/Vlory Jun 28 '22

i’m pretty sure this is somewhere in canada (guessing toronto) it is legal but running somebody over in that situation im guessing won’t get you very far

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u/zstrats Jun 28 '22

If the dude was more polite explaining he was security - i wouldn't be as upset.

We're all human at the end of the day, dude didn't have to be a dick about it.

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u/Royal_Bicycle_5678 Jun 28 '22

This is just a microcosm of income inequality and capitalism. Feeling so important with your paid muscle to butt into traffic is a dick move and all, but wait until its about access to vital resources. He already has a massive property he barely lives in while the rest of Toronto are struggling to afford housing.

Eat the rich.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Is he allowed in the road and directing traffic? hes on camera doing it so i hope he gets prosecuted for it.

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u/CaptainTarantula Jun 28 '22

He's just same random dude with a paycheck who steps in front of moving cars. No more authority on the road than you or I.

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u/CurrentRedditAccount Jun 28 '22

You really think police are going to launch an investigation over something this minor? If you sent police a video of someone driving 10 mph over the speed limit, do you think they’d actually dedicate resources to tracking that person down and giving them a speeding ticket?

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u/303OGNugg Jun 28 '22

Yeah fuck Drake !!! Such a lil P Twat 🤷‍♂️

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u/jeffro1476 Jun 28 '22

People need to realize bodyguards legally have as many rights as you do. They are not law enforcement at all. They might be ex law enforcement but that means nothing.

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u/Poininjas Jun 28 '22

Should have let them hit you, $$$$$$