r/Showerthoughts • u/I_am_unique6435 • 9h ago
Lord of the Rings is the epic of one friend telling everyone else: it's not that far we can walk.
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Evolution doesn't care whether you believe in evolution or not.
r/Showerthoughts • u/NuggetEater17 • 1h ago
If our shirt isn’t tucked into our pants, our pants are tucked into our shirt.
r/Showerthoughts • u/tysmily • 8h ago
For all the UFOs we’ve allegedly spotted in the sky none have been spotted by all our tech in space.
r/Showerthoughts • u/18Pants • 1h ago
Mythological beasts may have been normal things seen by people who needed glasses.
r/Showerthoughts • u/angg_ • 17h ago
There are more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans
r/Showerthoughts • u/realNMH • 4h ago
The past will likely seem a lot less distant to our children due to much better video.
r/Showerthoughts • u/GGAllinPartridge • 53m ago
Vomiting is worse than diarrhea, unless you have to do it in public
r/Showerthoughts • u/LiwetJared • 1h ago
Health insurance is a subscription service for a coupon.
r/Showerthoughts • u/LactoceTheIntolerant • 17h ago
The company Bic makes two of the most stolen items in the world.
r/Showerthoughts • u/mahlerguy2000 • 11h ago
Mules are bred for their strength and endurance, so they are half ass that never half-ass it
r/Showerthoughts • u/SarcasticGrumps • 2h ago
The three states of matter come out of our asshole