r/Showerthoughts 9h ago

Lord of the Rings is the epic of one friend telling everyone else: it's not that far we can walk.

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r/Showerthoughts 7h ago Helpful Wholesome

It's easier to charge $100 a night to sleep on a used mattress than it is to give a used mattress away for free.

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r/Showerthoughts 4h ago

Police have sting operations, but somehow the band The Police having a lead singer named Sting had nothing to do with that real world relationship.

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r/Showerthoughts 14h ago Silver Helpful

Evolution doesn't care whether you believe in evolution or not.

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r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

Crying is the only form of the human body exuding liquid that isn't widely perceived as either gross or sexual.

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r/Showerthoughts 3h ago

It's pretty neat that your body takes all the different things you put into your stomach and turns it into mostly the same final product

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r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

If our shirt isn’t tucked into our pants, our pants are tucked into our shirt.

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r/Showerthoughts 11h ago

An only child has the power to end their entire lineage spanning hundreds, if not thousands, of years by doing nothing

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r/Showerthoughts 8h ago

For all the UFOs we’ve allegedly spotted in the sky none have been spotted by all our tech in space.

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r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

Mythological beasts may have been normal things seen by people who needed glasses.

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r/Showerthoughts 17h ago

There are more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans

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r/Showerthoughts 57m ago

Cheese is a loaf of milk

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r/Showerthoughts 4h ago

The past will likely seem a lot less distant to our children due to much better video.

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r/Showerthoughts 53m ago

Vomiting is worse than diarrhea, unless you have to do it in public

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r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

Health insurance is a subscription service for a coupon.

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r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

Normally you’re emptying your drink from the top, but with a straw you’re emptying it from the bottom

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r/Showerthoughts 7h ago

Our atmosphere is the closest thing we have to a science fiction shield/force field. it effectively disintegrates and disperses the energy of many interstellar objects

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r/Showerthoughts 17h ago

The company Bic makes two of the most stolen items in the world.

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r/Showerthoughts 3h ago Helpful

We don’t know how cave men spoke, we just make up unga bunga, they may have spoken some french sounding language for all we know.

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r/Showerthoughts 3h ago

Kids being total dicks might be an evolutionary advantage. It ensures their parents don't want another sibling to contend for their resources.

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r/Showerthoughts 11h ago

Mules are bred for their strength and endurance, so they are half ass that never half-ass it

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r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

Every big city, was once one guys camp site.

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r/Showerthoughts 2h ago

The three states of matter come out of our asshole

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