r/Showerthoughts 8d ago Silver 3 Gold 1 Helpful 8 Wholesome 7 All-Seeing Upvote 1

Based on how much you can bond with someone by hating the same thing, a dating app based on dislikes would probably be fairly successful.

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u/itshovibaby 8d ago Gold Wholesome

Tag line: Where Misery meets company.

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u/KnavishFob 8d ago Take My Energy

I would say I love that, but that would go against the app guidelines

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u/kuahara 8d ago

"Unsustainable relationships"

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u/KevinTheSeaPickle 8d ago

All relationships are unsustainable if you think about it.

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u/attanai 8d ago

All things are unsustainable, given a long enough timeline.

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u/Not_Just_Any_Lurker 7d ago

Supermassive black holes might be sustainable.

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u/WonkyFloss 7d ago

Nah, Hawking Radiation prevents them living forever

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u/Not_Just_Any_Lurker 7d ago

Hawking radiation takes a long time to sap them. Remember they’re easily hundreds of millions to servers billions times the size of our Sun which itself is hundreds of millions the size of earth.

Hawking radiation is an incredibly slow process, a black hole the mass of our Sun would take 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years to evaporate (1067)

The one at the Milky Way's center would require 10,00,000.000.000.000.000.000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years, (1087)

The most massive ones in the Universe could take up to 100,000,000.000.000.000.000.000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000. years!

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u/KirbyDude25 7d ago

Well, the heat death of the universe is about 1010120 years away, so there's enough time

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u/Creatername 7d ago

How did I get here!? I just wanted to bang a chick who hates pickles as much as I do…

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u/NialMontana 7d ago

The whole idea of heat death is that entropy has stopped and thus time becomes meaningless, even if there's somehow a black hole that far in the future heat death won't happen till it collapses.

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u/Bearfect 7d ago

How long is that in dog years? Got to make sure I plan my outfits until then

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u/VentusSpiritus 7d ago

I hate to be nitpicky but I hate that you gave the notation for the 1st 2 but didn't for the last one

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u/DEFY_member 7d ago

I hate that too! Are you single?

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u/VirinaB 7d ago

And hence:

All things are unsustainable, given a long enough timeline.

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u/hearnia_2k 7d ago

So, won't last forever.

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u/lilaku 7d ago

don't they still evaporate to nothing eventually via Hawking radiation?

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u/franksinatrathedog 7d ago

Entropy is eternal

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u/stankie18 7d ago

Entropy is the natural order of the universe. I simply catalyze the process.

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u/gtth12 7d ago

Aaaand Big bang 2™.

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick 7d ago

"I love that"

Your account is banned for breaking our terms of service

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u/Jrrolomon 7d ago edited 7d ago

This is brilliant…. Only thing I would change if this was on an advertisement for the company would be to have “Where misery loves company” with a cross out mark on “loves” with the word “meets” written below.

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u/KnavishFob 7d ago

That's perfect, can someone make this ad?

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u/RowOutrageous5186 7d ago

Heck, can anyone create this app? I want to be able to bitch all I want about sth with the other person being in sync with me lol.

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u/SBG77 7d ago

Right I need someone that agrees with my hatred towards crocs,June bugs,mosquitoes,wasps and lime colored(aka watery diarrhea green) cars. Fuck lime colored cars especially, they're hideous!

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u/Regretless0 7d ago

Heck it doesn't even have to be for dating. You can just vent about whatever with someone to cheer you on

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u/SparkyDogPants 7d ago

I picture it now as a hate fuck app

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u/QuestioningEspecialy 7d ago

"A different kind of hate fuck."

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u/HarperDog1980 7d ago

This sounds like a great idea. Y’all are really on to something here!

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8d ago

I hate that in all the right ways that gives me joy.

Shorten it to "Misery inc."

Or even better "I'd Hit That."

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u/jamesz84 7d ago

“I’d Hate That?”

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u/brycly 7d ago

I hate not hating it

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u/Schmiffy 7d ago

Reminds me of: Lowered Expectations https://youtu.be/atfDg4fLcks

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u/BoredBoonie_726 8d ago

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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u/romcarlos13 8d ago Narwhal Salute

Changing misery into we-sery

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u/ialsoagree 8d ago Starstruck

That's awful.

Looking for other singles who feel the same way.

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u/BluetenzauberLibelle 8d ago LOVE!

I agree, it's horrible

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u/Fr31l0ck 8d ago LOVE!

Get a room!

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u/Misuzuzu 8d ago

I too hate their disgusting PDA... meet me in the coat closet.

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u/Singer-Such 8d ago Wholesome

I have awarded this entire thread

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u/GigaByte_43 7d ago All-Seeing Upvote

and I have awarded you

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u/creggieb 7d ago

And I hate you both, so let's get a room together

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u/mothzilla 7d ago edited 7d ago

Just call it "Misry"

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u/Temporarily__Alone 7d ago

Grnd My Grs

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u/pearlsbeforswyne 7d ago

Thats the LGBTQ+ app Grindrs my grs.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 7d ago

Cinder: Swipe right to bond over spite, amirite?

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u/PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS 7d ago

Where two negatives make a positive

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u/Poopystink16 7d ago

Bond, Trauma Bond

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u/zXenn 8d ago

Haters for life.

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u/rimarua 7d ago

❤️ It's a match! ❤️

You both hate: Life

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u/TommyTuttle 8d ago This

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u/deelyy 7d ago

A swipe-based app, Hater first has you swipe down for hate, up for love, right for like, and left for dislike or opt out for neutral (there’s also the option to press down and see what percentage of people responded with each reaction). 

Hm. A bit too complex imho. Curious what if app allows only to hate or be neutral?

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely 7d ago

to hate or be neutral

the two emotions of social media

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u/GiverOfZeroShits 7d ago

The duality of man

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u/Birkin07 7d ago

TIL Reddit is a dating app.

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u/Geno0wl 7d ago

what if app allows only to hate or be neutral

What makes a man turn neurtal? Lust for Gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

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u/logatronics 8d ago

"a way that encouraged you to get your dislike of Harry Potter and Tom Hanks out of the way early on?"

Who tf hates Tom Hanks?

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u/sfinebyme 7d ago

My wife.

She hit me with that after we'd been together for ~10 years.

I hit back with the fact that I hate Mr. Rogers. We just stared at each other with incredulous contempt for 15 long, silent seconds and then agreed to never again discuss the matter.

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u/bc524 7d ago

that I hate Mr. Rogers

why?

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u/Phormitago 7d ago Take My Energy

His victory in the ultimate showdown was bullshit

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u/genericplatypus 7d ago

And the song plays again

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u/AllPurposeNerd 7d ago

There was actually a film adaptation a few years ago.

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u/Skinnecott 7d ago

is it weird that i just went and watched that and still knew 80% of the lyrics? 15 year memory ain’t so bad when you got a melody

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u/ballsack-vinaigrette 7d ago edited 7d ago

No it wasn't, he wins because he's the last person you'd ever suspect. He spent an entire lifetime building that persona just so that everyone would feel safe putting their back to him.

That's when he strikes!

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u/Regretless0 7d ago

I respectfully disagree

Mr. Rogers the goat 💪

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u/lolno 7d ago

But it was his ultimate destiny

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u/_Cowboys_ 7d ago

I'm going to need you to elaborate

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u/PlayboySkeleton 7d ago

It's a really good song.

https://youtu.be/lrzKT-dFUjE

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u/MrDrumline 7d ago

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

10/10 internal rhyme right there.

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u/sfinebyme 7d ago

There is no Mr. Rogers biopic starring Tom Hanks in Ba Sing Se.

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u/bc524 7d ago

ah sorry, I though you meant you hate the person Mr. Rogers.

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u/ShredManyGnar 7d ago

Touché

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u/SubwayMan5638 7d ago

You ever try to buy a cardigan these days? The man had those fuckers on lock. Always perfect fit and perfect color for the season/weather. These days we have shitty materials and colors that make no sense. Fuck you Rogers.

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u/Hiray 7d ago

Not the same guy, but the cadence of his speech gets under my skin. Always sounded creepy or something, and not like a real person. That being said, as an adult I do respect him now. I still won’t watch his show though.

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u/omnisephiroth 7d ago

Your wife should get a divorce.

But Mr. Rogers would encourage you to be sympathetic and understanding, and even tell you that it’s alright. That it’s okay you don’t like him.

By god, that man was a blessing.

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u/Pedinhuh 7d ago

I hate Mr. Rogers.

You poor soul.

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u/Illustrious-Science3 7d ago

You know Hanks and Rogers are distantly related?

Hanks plays his 6th cousin on film

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u/Yourgrammarsucks1 7d ago

agreed to never again discuss

Ya dropped the ball there

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u/Geomancingthestone 7d ago

So watch the Tom Hanks Mr Roger's movie? It will be a love/hate mesh of perfection. He will also teach you to love everyone

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u/GottaPSoBad 7d ago

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019)

That's all I'm sayin'

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u/nanocookie 7d ago

People who swallowed the QAnon koolaid hate him. There are conspiracy theories about his involvement in pizzagate.

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u/TheBarkingGallery 7d ago

All of their biggest public enemies have been imprisoned, or executed, and replaced by lookalikes by now, so I really don’t understand what they have to keep complaining about.

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u/SponJ2000 7d ago

Something, something, enemy is both weak and strong, literally 1849

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u/rioting-pacifist 7d ago

Why is this downvoted, the qanon-sphere really hate him.

I don't follow celebrity news, but guess he was pro-mask or something, and when qanon bakes (makes theories based on spelling and/or numerology), they bake hard, like they convinced themselves he was part of an elite peadophile ring.

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u/AmishAvenger 7d ago

No, it predates masks.

It all centers around this idea that Tom Hanks and Hillary Clinton traffic children and drink their blood to stay young. But in order to activate the “adrenochrome” the kids have to be scared first. So there’s this story about Hillary wearing a child’s face as a mask.

Anyway the “Tom Hanks is arrested/was executed” thing came about because of covid. If you remember, he and his wife got it in Australia very early on. The cult people thought it was a cover story, then that the military gave him a lethal injection.

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u/Dcjj 7d ago

Man I wish I could believe shit like that.

So much more exciting than reality.

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u/Dworgi 7d ago

Kind of the appeal really. Life isn't that complicated yet at the same time it's more than they can understand.

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u/24F 7d ago

Nah, they are the only ones who understand what is actually going on and everybody else is just a brainwashed npc sheep. If you'd just open your mind and watch this 2 hour long YouTube video made by some guy who definitely isn't a grifter trying to make a living off YouTube you could understand too. I know his videos are legitimate because he keeps getting censored and cancelled even though I'm linking you his YouTube content on Reddit right now, and if you don't believe him just check out the article source. You know that article is legitimate because the news website isn't mainstream. In fact, that news site only launched two years ago, has no about or history page, all of the ads are for doomsday prepper supplies and vitamin supplements, and the Twitter account for it is disabled.

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u/AmishAvenger 7d ago

You’re joking, but this is the root of all of it.

Some people have spent their entire lives feeling stupid. This sort of thing makes them feel smart. Like they’re “in the know,” and everyone else are the stupid ones.

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u/nanocookie 7d ago

Probably being downvoted by those who drank the 'Qool'aid.

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u/Anal_Herschiser 7d ago

Maybe they just don’t like Greek people.

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u/SleptOnClassic 7d ago

Failed, maybe. But I dated a girl for 2 years that I met on there. We both hated Game of Thrones.

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u/TommyTuttle 7d ago

It warms my heart to hear a Hater success story!

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u/PoorlyLitKiwi2 7d ago

Man, you guys were ahead of the curve. Now GOT fans hate it more than people who are ambivalent about it lol

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u/Somestunned 7d ago

Niche dating apps typically fail for not having enough people.

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u/purpleporpus 7d ago

I have two friends that met on this app, they just got a house together and are getting married next year.

They are both very negative people.

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u/TommyTuttle 7d ago

Awww 🥰

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u/ScabiesShark 7d ago

I bet they gave the app 1 star

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u/TBoneBaggetteBaggins 7d ago

They hate the house.

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u/ScabiesShark 7d ago

The grass in the front and back yards are different colors

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8d ago

What went wrong? Miserable people go together and complained about their X's.

After the failed date the spoke to a friend; "We had so much in common. And that wasn't the most depressing part."

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u/Latteissues 8d ago

Wasn’t there an episode of 30 Rock where Liz Lemon tried to find another version of herself and they were too miserable together?

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u/KittenSpronkles 7d ago

She was looking for a new best friend to replace Jenna, as Jenna had just found out she had a lot of biological kids from selling her eggs (thats is a weird sentence to type).

So she found a person just like her in the Barnes and Noble bathroom

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u/CosmicFaerie 7d ago

🎶 🎵 Workin' on my night cheese 🧀 🌝 🎵🎶

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u/LordKwik 7d ago

It was named Hater and not Hatr

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u/rioting-pacifist 7d ago

Hatr is where you date people based purely on their headwear.

It was full of crazies though.

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u/Brahette 7d ago

I was beta testing it years ago - it was a good concept, but unfortunately never had the user base to gain any traction.

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u/vorter 7d ago

Pretty much why 99% of dating apps never take off.

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u/shayen7 7d ago

Yeah, good ideas don't win without $50 Mil in investments

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u/Imoa 7d ago

Except it looks like this one did get an investment, from mark cuban after it went on shark tank

https://seoaves.com/hater-app-shark-tank-update/

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u/Xicoro 7d ago

Funny, I actually know a couple that met via this app, and they're great together!

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u/ReferenceInternal585 7d ago

“we watch the purge movies together and build a fortified bunker”

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u/ratocx 7d ago edited 7d ago

I can understand that it failed. I try not to pay attention to things I dislike. I dislike disliking things. Being active about disliking things I believe make you a more negative person since it makes you spend more of your life thinking about things you don’t like. Time which could have been spent on things you like to think about.

Liking things are usually inclusive, either the other party also likes it, don’t like it themselves, but find it interesting that you do, or they don’t care about. The last alternative is people actively disliking or hating things, and I don’t think I want those people in my life.

That’s not to say I don’t dislike things myself, I just don’t try to live my life based on those things. I try to live life based on what I like.

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u/dave3218 7d ago

Ah yes, the Sith Lord dating app

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u/marblesox 8d ago

I feel like that’s better for becoming friends with new people but it’s a horrible basis for romantic relationships.

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u/_nellis_ 7d ago

Can confirm. Dated a girl after our mutual hatred of our English teacher brought us together. Did not end well at all.

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u/loulan 7d ago Silver

I feel like it probably failed for entirely different reasons.

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u/IsNotAnOstrich 7d ago

Yeah I think this guy is like 15 at best

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u/_nellis_ 7d ago

Actually I was 15 at the time lmao

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u/Squirrel_Q_Esquire 7d ago

I dunno, my ex and the guy whose girlfriend broke up with him for me bonded over their mutual hatred of me, and now they’ve been together 14 years with 2 kids. So it could work.

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u/NightLotus- 7d ago

Plot twist: [In the future...] They hate you for bringing them together.

All jokes aside, the catalyst for a lasting relationship isn't as significant as to how they approach daily dilemmas. You were the spark that kindled their fire, but they fed and fanned the flames to keep it going through weathering conditions.

I think being able to bring people together is a beautiful thing and hope you're doing well with, or without, your person.

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u/Quinlov 7d ago

Yeah my best friend and I were like this in high school and college, and tbh it worked very well for us and everyone said we were like an old married couple (even our music teachers who were a married couple, but not old) but incompatible sexualities aside there is no way we could possibly have made a romantic relationship work. Also her fiancé is very different from me which probably suggests something about how not right for each other we would have been.

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u/ThePickle_Jar 8d ago

All the kids that come out of those relationships should be positive people. Since thier parents are a pair of negatives.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8d ago

Maybe immunized from negativity.

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u/PossibleMechanic89 7d ago

“I’ve been immunized”

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u/AnotherStatsGuy 7d ago

Now we know why the Packers selected Jordan Love.

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u/NoArmsSally 7d ago

that's pretty much me. both my parents have extreme anger issues and both used to get into physical fights with people growing up. I too have a temper, but in comparison I'm mild and I never take it out on people. I'm more of a "water off a duck's back" kinda guy

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

I hope they living long and healthy lives together and win many 2vs2 brawls.

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u/NoArmsSally 7d ago

oh they stopped being together shortly after I was born lol they found happiness in other people. I was the just accidental catalyst that showed them it wasn't going to work :).

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u/TakingSorryUsername 7d ago

Two negatives don’t make no positive.

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u/DustyGalaxy442 7d ago

They do when they multiply

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u/not_a_donut_guy 7d ago

Sadly it usually ends up dividing after a while

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u/MinerMinecrafter 7d ago

Division is just multiplication with the inverse (i.e 5/x => 5*(1/x))

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u/DustyGalaxy442 7d ago

Wait, so my parents are still together?

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u/Darkest__Magician 7d ago

No, and you’re the one at fault

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u/Mobidad 7d ago

Inversely, yes.

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u/idontlikecoffeetbh 7d ago

See what you did there

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u/Buttonskill 7d ago

I fear you, me, and a silent few upvoters may be the only ones that did.

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u/Greenpeppers23 8d ago

They can bond over how much they hate each other

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u/sturmeh 7d ago

or more realistically, themselves.

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter 7d ago

You think I'm just gonna hate-fuck myself?

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker 7d ago

Now we know why Leupold II of Belgium was so into chopping hands

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u/insert_acc_name_here 8d ago

The Marrivorce Paradox

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u/Thestohrohyah 8d ago

That's just r/freefolk

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u/Bowler_300 7d ago

Our hate is dead.

Because what is dead may never die.

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u/Feeling_Gap_7956 8d ago

This is one pf the ways the Nazis used to gains support to become a majority party in the reichstag, its called Negative cohesion.

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u/chazwhiz 7d ago

Thank goodness that stayed in the past and isn’t actively happening now.

Wait.

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 7d ago

No kidding. After WW2 people asked why everyone stood by idly while the nazis were being jerks. It kinda seems like we’re living in that moment right now

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u/dumbredditor8358 7d ago

so it does have a name!

When I was learning the history about WWII and what lead up to it I did noticed that the German people were getting angry after WWI was over. I guess Hitler saw that anger and used it to his advantage.

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u/monkorn 7d ago edited 7d ago

In January 1919, John Maynard Keynes traveled to the Paris Peace Conference as the chief representative of the British Treasury. The brilliant 35-year-old economist had previously won acclaim for his work with the Indian currency and his management of British finances during the war.

Keynes, horrified by the terms of the emerging treaty, presented a plan to the Allied leaders in which the German government be given a substantial loan, thus allowing it to buy food and materials while beginning reparations payments immediately. Lloyd George approved the “Keynes Plan,” but President Wilson turned it down because he feared it would not receive congressional approval. In a private letter to a friend, Keynes called the idealistic American president “the greatest fraud on earth.” On June 5, 1919, Keynes wrote a note to Lloyd George informing the prime minister that he was resigning his post in protest of the impending “devastation of Europe.”

Germany soon fell hopelessly behind in its reparations payments, and in 1923 France and Belgium occupied the industrial Ruhr region as a means of forcing payment. In protest, workers and employers closed down the factories in the region. Catastrophic inflation ensued, and Germany’s fragile economy began quickly to collapse. By the time the crash came in November 1923, a lifetime of savings could not buy a loaf of bread. That month, the Nazi Party led by Adolf Hitler launched an abortive coup against Germany’s government.

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/keynes-predicts-economic-chaos

A loaf of bread in Berlin that cost around 160 Marks at the end of 1922 cost 200,000,000,000 Marks by late 1923

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperinflation_in_the_Weimar_Republic

Wouldn't you be mad?

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u/plexomaniac 7d ago

I once alerted a manager (not my boss) that his employees hated one of his subordinates. He said: I know, but if I fire him, they will find something or someone else to hate or hate each other. It's better this way.

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u/monkeyhog 7d ago

Every workplace needs a hate focus. Its the only thing g that most people bond over.

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u/hobosbindle 8d ago

Are you on HATR?

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u/LuvCilantro 8d ago

People tend to be a lot more passionate about the stuff they hate than the stuff they like, so I can see this working well.

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u/GiraffeKing04 8d ago

Im the opposite, maybe that’s why i can’t pull anyone even with similar interests

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u/outlawsix 8d ago

Do you have super weird interests?

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u/GiraffeKing04 8d ago

No they are pretty normal i think, im just too into them ig

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u/buffalogoldcaps 8d ago

Do you have an unusually long neck or are you too into giraffes?

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u/outlawsix 7d ago

Stupid longneck horses

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u/GiraffeKing04 7d ago

Long neck, it’s not that long, only 6” but it’s longer than most peoples’

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u/RicardoFerrer_ 7d ago

fun fact: passion came from Latin for "suffer". So I guess you are right

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u/ShapesAndStuff 7d ago

The german word Leidenschaft is made up from Leid/Leiden = Suffering/to suffer and the suffix -schaft which can mean nature, habit or kind of a collective of things.

So your personal suffering qualities or habits.

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u/nervelli 7d ago

I always say, my relationship works because my partner and I hate all the same things.

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u/iLikeTorturls 7d ago

new dating app matching people based on dislikes finds it has an overwhelming population of racists using the service

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u/ReferenceInternal585 7d ago

“we love segregation & secession” people

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u/greycubed 8d ago

Certainly your hate group app would be approved. I can't foresee any problems.

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u/_mindvirus 7d ago

Find single moms in your area who also hate n

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u/abe_the_babe_ 7d ago

You can discuss what really grinds your gears with like-minded people, you could call it something like "Grinder"

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u/tfox1123 8d ago

If I had money I would throw it at this idea.

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u/tfox1123 8d ago Silver

Scrolled to the bottom and I see this failed. I guess this is why I have no money.

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u/Falc0n7 7d ago

Fucking tell me about it, up until yesterday I was down on every stock I owned except for one which made me 28 cents.

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u/tfox1123 7d ago

.28, that's pretty good for how the week went.

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u/notagoodboye 8d ago

Negativity is a bad way to start a relationship. You want to like the same things, and not dislike the things the other person likes. If you both dislike the same things, that's a plus, but it's nothing to build on.

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u/JeromeGWillikers 7d ago edited 6d ago

Yup. My ex and I used to laugh and say "we don't really like the same things. We hate the same things. That's why we work." Except it didn't. We had very little in common. It grew to be super negative and toxic. After leaving, it took years of work to be able to be in a healthy, balanced relationship.

This is a terrible idea.

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u/vovsuchinternet 8d ago

I like people who dislike disliking the things I like

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u/CatchingRays 8d ago

Thanks. I hate it.

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u/skojinge 7d ago

Me too. This is such a terrible idea.

Let’s fuck.

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u/And_Justice 7d ago

Dislikes: people's knees

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u/FirstBankofAngmar 7d ago

An alliance based on hatred is… fragile at best.

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u/danger_does_dallas 8d ago

If you hate cilantro too I will love you long time

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u/KnavishFob 8d ago

Well, looks like we're not a match then...

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u/danger_does_dallas 8d ago

I'm sorry OP. But I just can't have you around potentially effing up my taco night. Best of luck to You

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u/tanew231 7d ago

Do you have the soap gene?

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u/probablyaspambot 8d ago

billion dollar idea is a friend finding app for work that matches if you both swipe left on the same third person

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u/Creature_73L 8d ago

It already exists.

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u/kleverkitty 8d ago

where?

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u/Creature_73L 8d ago

I guess it did exist. Shows that it no longer has an active app. So I guess it tried and failed.

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u/luker_man 7d ago

Star Wars Forums.

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u/doylehawk 7d ago

Racists only.con

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u/tatovive 7d ago

I was at a wedding once..there kids running around being kids (it’s not their fault they’re annoying af) A girl I had just met, leans over and says, “I wonder how far I could throw that one?”

I fell in love right there

(No happy ending, but an awesome night with a really cool person) I hope you’re doing great!

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u/TiteAssPlans 7d ago

Hell ye, I hate dating apps.

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u/poonslovepoons 7d ago

Fuck them kids.

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u/nowyourdoingit 7d ago

Grumble. TM

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u/raidthebakery 7d ago

Ok, who else hates Charmin commercials with every shred of their soul? Let's go get drinks!

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u/SunnieMau 8d ago

It would stimulate your dislikes though. E.g. a racist person finding 100 other racists, thinking it is the norm.