r/Steam Dec 03 '21 Silver 2 Helpful 2 Wholesome 8

Was Browsing the Workshop and Thought of This. Meta

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8.8k Upvotes

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u/mc_flurryyy Dec 03 '21

i get my porn from sprays in valve games

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u/yunabladez Dec 03 '21

Thats how they get you in FPS games

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u/Droiddoesyourmom Dec 04 '21

"FPS" Free Porn Service

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u/beidseitig_Spiegelei Dec 04 '21

First Person Shooting, literally.

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u/Sensei_Goreng Dec 03 '21

The best tactic since people will just stare or shoot a circle around it or something ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Wildfires 29 Dec 04 '21

Used to do this on TF2 with spy lol

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u/InternalHemorrhaging 50 Dec 04 '21

Works very well until someone else sprays right over it.

Then it becomes a game of cat and mouse, with one guy scrambling to find a new spot and the other guy looking for the spray so they can cover it up again.

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u/TheResolver Dec 03 '21

Free Porn Sprays -games

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u/Stevie_Handjobs Dec 04 '21

Jesus this reminded me of playing the original counter-strike and seeing people spray shit like that everywhere.

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u/GranSkyline Dec 04 '21

I never played the original, but this trend was still alive back when I used to play source

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u/Stevie_Handjobs Dec 04 '21 edited Dec 04 '21

I also used it to my advantage. I'd take a screenshot of a CT or T crouched in a certain spot, lined it up perfectly and got so many bait kills from players thinking it was real.

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u/GranSkyline Dec 04 '21

I can only imagine I was one of your kills. Or multiple, let’s be honest.

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u/youshedo Dec 04 '21

Check out the tf2 trade servers.

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u/jeff0106 Dec 03 '21

I get mine from User Map Settings in StarCraft.

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u/MagnusSki Dec 04 '21

I just love the fact that it was always in the little minimap window. Kinda blew my adolescent brain that someone could make that stuff from starcraft tiles. Or you'd get the one that looks like a ms paint made in 2 minutes.

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u/drdfrster64 Dec 04 '21

Those maps were really fun. I never got to finish one because they were difficult and a lot of players had very little clue what to do. The porn was irrelevant, and I think to most players too. I don’t recall anyone that played those games that were actually even remotely interested in the low res image. It was the original “I do it for the plot”.

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u/ridik_ulass Dec 04 '21

do you remember back in the day, like really back in the day 1999-2000 when there was like 4-10 porn images that floated around the internet, like a single semi-nude still was as knowable and recognisable as a meme is today...sure there was more, but there was the main ones.

and then you your 12 yr old brain, first time on the internet, never having seen porn, your playing your game and you catch something from the corner of your eye...you must know more, what is this, what does it mean, where did it come from.

considering how well it worked, and how many died to that shit, I wonder how and if porn would effect people like the taliban or other religious zealots.

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u/cloudxnine Dec 04 '21

Good old 1.6. Massive vagene sprays and red ladder sprays

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u/SonGohan666 Dec 04 '21

Ah TF2 where I would spray Porn pics onto everything hahahahahaha

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u/Parakeet_Goodwood Dec 04 '21

There was one that blew my mind. The mouse cursor was like a little x-ray vision thing and wherever it went you could see behind the clothes. Most impressive.

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u/BithcLasagna Dec 04 '21

saw it in tiktok. then I realised that just setting the age as mature and typing x-ray shows thousands of x-ray porn in wallpaper engine

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u/PM_ME_KITTIES_N_TITS Dec 03 '21 Silver

Android port just dropped. Not related to this post, but I have to say it's the absolute best live wall paper app available right now

Battery drain is super duper small for me. After 17 hours and 99%, WE was only 2% of that

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u/Volt253 Dec 03 '21

Oh wow, didn't know there was a mobile version and that it would be free

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

It's free, but you either have to import live wallpapers, or share them from the steam app.

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u/S-Array03 Dec 03 '21

Is it free from anyone or just for people who already own it on pc?

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u/Zestito Dec 03 '21

You can download it for free but it isn't functional without the app on PC

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u/DoomGuyIII Dec 03 '21

You can download it for free but it isn't functional without the app on PC

That's actually super sick though, you still have to buy the software on PC but you also get it on your phone without all the ads (hopefully, haven't downloaded it yet!)

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

Nope, no ads!

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u/PM_ME_KITTIES_N_TITS Dec 04 '21

It's actually 100% functional without the PC version.

You just need the .mpkg or a video.

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u/CordanWraith Dec 03 '21

Not true at all, you can import any gif or wallpaper file to create a wallpaper without steam

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u/Zestito Dec 03 '21

Well you don't get any of the good wallpapers made by the community, at that point it's just like any other wallpaper app

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u/CordanWraith Dec 03 '21

Also yes, I'm not saying it's great I'm just saying the app is not completely useless without the desktop version. But as wallpaper engine files can be imported you theoretically could get them, it's just much more of a runaround.

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u/PM_ME_KITTIES_N_TITS Dec 03 '21

That's not true, you absolutely can import .mpkg or video or gifs

You don't need the PC app at all. I'm working on a way to convert the .pkg to mpkg without the PC version, so you'll only need the steam page download for the scene

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u/wallpaperengine_tim Wallpaper Engine Developer Dec 04 '21

Even if you don't own our app, it's probably still better than a lot of live wallpaper apps on Google Play because it's not infested with ads, trackers and allows for some level of customization (and setting up playlists). You can still import videos, GIFs (Android 9+ only) and images from your device.

There is also no scummy DRM or anything like that, so if you have a friend who owns our app, they can just long-press on a wallpaper in the mobile app and use the "Share" functionality and then send it to you via Whatsapp / Telegram / Discord / Bluetooth / whatever.

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u/msherretz Dec 04 '21

I have a IFTTT macro that pulls from r/earthporn but this is also a good idea.

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u/Dymarob Dec 04 '21

it's the absolute best live wall paper app available right now

Agreed. I used to use Deskscapes because it was in a Humble Bundle and it pales in comparison to Wallpaper Engine.

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u/squirrelmasterzero Dec 04 '21

Holy shit I had no idea there was an android version, good looking out!

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u/soda-pop-lover Dec 04 '21

Wait, you actually serious on battery drain?

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u/PM_ME_KITTIES_N_TITS Dec 04 '21

Yeah, hardly any battery drain at all.

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u/DODOKING38 Dec 04 '21

What is the link to the app?

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u/PM_ME_KITTIES_N_TITS Dec 04 '21

Google play search 'wallpaper engine'

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u/SalamiArmi Dec 04 '21

Holy hell

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u/DomeB0815 Dec 04 '21

You look at porn through the Wallpaper engine.

I play porn games trough the Wallpaper engine.

We are not the same.

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u/N1ch0l2s Dec 04 '21

Christ, you don't even have to dig that far. It's literally featured shit.

Lmao the fuckin banner for it even tells you how to hide "mature" or "anime content"

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u/Terminator_Puppy Dec 04 '21

It's so annoying when people don't tag their backgrounds properly and half the 'nature' ones are still waifus.

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u/wallpaperengine_tim Wallpaper Engine Developer Dec 04 '21

I just tried to reproduce what you wrote but I cannot find anything close to resembling "waifus" on the first 10 pages of results when using the nature filter genre. Could you share a screenshot of your filter settings and the results you are seeing?

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u/JarclanAB Dec 05 '21

Real talk: Props to you for taking the time to investigate all the random complaints on this post. You just know that many are unfounded, but it seems that you do still do it just in case there's any chance you might improve the user experience. Bravo.

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u/Oneshotkill_2000 Dec 04 '21

Yeah, i hid anime wallpapers and searched for landscapes, ended up with some landscapes and so much anime

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u/zehydra Dec 04 '21

There is a lot on there yeah And some of it is kinda like... Why would you have that as your background? It's not just lewd pictures that are aesthetic, it's just full blown porn loops

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u/Teeter3222 Dec 03 '21

When marketing has a great idea but doesn't get the go ahead to they make a "meme" to lure people in.

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u/Quiet-Strawberry4014 Dec 04 '21

So this is why some people on my friends list are in wall paper engine so much

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u/yolk852 Dec 03 '21

Is that why it's so inexplicably popular??

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u/Spocmo Dec 03 '21

Nah, it's just a good live wallpaper engine and its pretty regularly on sale. Worth it if you want that kinda thing.

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u/N00N3AT011 Dec 04 '21

Its just genuinely a good product and its like 3 dollars. Good interface, easy to use, lots of features, and it supports pretty much everything. That and it works mainly through the workshop so there are literal shit tons of wallpapers to choose from and I think there are tools to make your own though I haven't played with them.

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u/PopularPianistPaul Dec 04 '21

there are literal shit tons of wallpapers to choose from

and 99% of them are utter garbage

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u/TechRip69 Dec 03 '21

No. Most people use it for really cool video wallpapers which also integrate with your RGB LED accessories through a program like Synapse. Basically, it works great for home automation control of lights in your game room.

If I want porn I would go watch porn, not put it on my desktop.

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u/wallpaperengine_tim Wallpaper Engine Developer Dec 04 '21

The mature wallpapers aren't actually that popular, Steam's popularity algorithm is just kind of broken (or rather: skewed to favor content with few subscribers but many upvotes). If a wallpaper is uploaded and then immediately gets 5 upvotes, it's placed at the top of the weekly popularity list even if it only has 50 subscribers. Meanwhile, wallpapers with 10,000 subscribers and 50 upvotes are placed much lower.

I am not sure how Steam handles this exactly but they probably take into account how long a Workshop item is online and how many subscribers it has and compares that to the number of likes. And this causes mature wallpapers to always be on the top, as they get a huge number of likes in a short amount of time compared to their actual number of users. Most normal users simply subscribe to a bunch of wallpapers and then forget about it, while people who actually use these mature wallpapers often tend to "like and fav" them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 edited Jan 07 '22

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u/KMS_Tirpitz Dec 04 '21

Porn is banned in China so yea

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 edited Dec 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

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u/icebergkale Dec 03 '21

i just have a royal blood wallpaper now because I'm scared to look for more Touhou ones lest i see hot bob and vegan because half of every FUCKING Touhou wallpaper is porn.

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u/CobaltStar_ Dec 04 '21

Can’t you just disable mature content?

Also based touhou fan

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u/SupportCat Dec 04 '21

That's why half of my touhou wallpapers are fumo themed lol

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u/korbyhasagun Dec 03 '21

what game were you searching the workshop for, might i ask?

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u/RagingJuggernaut Dec 03 '21

Gee I really like Nier Automata. I hope there's plenty of great backgrounds for the game like there are for others.

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u/urzaz Dec 03 '21

Lol. "Lots of great landscapes and environments in that game! I can't wait to get some great wallpaper of those!"

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u/Mistercheif Dec 03 '21

These wallpapers have great... tracts of land!

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u/littletimmydied Dec 04 '21

I get my porn from gman models on the gmod workshop

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u/Titanmaster970 Dec 04 '21

If anyone's familiar with the wallpaper engine workshop, you'll know there's this one guy that is constantly posting animated hentai wallpapers. Like literally every day he posts multiple wallpapers all fully animated. I can't imagine that he has time to do anything else but that, it's actually sad.

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u/Sivick314 I'll work on my backlog eventually... Dec 04 '21

i laughed

and why is there so many backgrounds with AUDIO??? who wants sound coming out of their goddamned background?

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u/foreveralonesolo Dec 04 '21

Came for the wallpapers, then came again for the wallpapers

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u/Wdrussell1 Dec 04 '21

Wait, I have like 3 friends who use it....do they legit have porn in that?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 edited Apr 07 '22 Silver

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u/Wdrussell1 Dec 04 '21

Thanks for an actual answer. I am now both curious and very not curious about it lol.

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u/lonewolf0406 Dec 04 '21

It's a very great wallpaper app, but it's filled with anime content, there is an option to disable it tho and only use the normal ones. I personally use it and it's great, maybe it's just me but the CPU load is very low(but that might vary from diff wallpapers). Overall, it's a very great wallpaper app if not one of the best. Highly recommend for its price range.

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u/Dalimyr Dec 04 '21

the CPU load is very low(but that might vary from diff wallpapers)

When it's working normally the CPU load is fairly minimal regardless of what wallpaper you're running. But there's a bug that's been known about for at least a year where if you have Wallpaper Engine and Razer Synapse installed, Wallpaper Engine may max out your CPU.

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u/Negrodamu55 Dec 04 '21

Oh that's scary. I just got a Razer bundle but so far it's been fine. I hope this doesn't happen to my computer.

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u/Wdrussell1 Dec 04 '21

Dell, personally I don't like changing wallpaper specifically but it was just interesting. Then again...I shouldn't be surprised...There are some weird MFs in the 3D printing world. Especially resin printing.

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u/Funneduck102 Dec 04 '21

Just set this as my wallpaper and I feel like a degenerate but whatcha gonna do

Also just found out people can see your subscribed wallpapers so... Damn😔

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u/liltichVEVO Dec 04 '21

I never get why would someone put porn as their main screen wallpaper

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u/haldeigosh Dec 03 '21

TEACH ME

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u/wordswillneverhurtme Dec 04 '21

Sometimes there are fullblown asian porn videos there, since the “video” format is accepted. Check latest with no filters and you’ll find one eventually. Kind of nsfw tho, but could be a great prank to put a porn vid on someone’s desktop.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

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u/Kiz_I Dec 03 '21

too much anime

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u/TopHatJackster Dec 04 '21

There’s a setting to turn anime off

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u/E__F Dec 04 '21

Literally unplayable

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u/CallMeCabbage Dec 04 '21

I had no idea this was a thing, I checked the Wallpaper Engine workshops first page and wow. It's a little weird finding out how an alarming amount of my friends list is able to spend so much time in Wallpaper Engine.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

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u/BMOyuncu Dec 04 '21

Can you find porn in wallpaper engine dafuq

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u/XGeneral_MudkipX Dec 04 '21

You see one I’m able to click off easily while the other is is uhm… requires adequate reaction time

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u/Emotional-Emu-6806 Dec 04 '21

I thought of the exact same thing!!! Like rly why the hell is the workshop full of it?

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u/lAVENTUSl Dec 04 '21

I get my porn from starcraft porn maps

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u/Turtlerr17 Dec 04 '21

Lots of stuff on the points shop is softcore hentai

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u/Jack_Vaults Dec 03 '21

Average Reddit user

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u/enokha Dec 04 '21

noooo don't fucking expose us wtf

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u/Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT Dec 04 '21

Holy shit why are there so many what the fuck

Like holy shit would you die without seeing porn for 15 minutes Jesus Christ what the actual fuck holy fucking shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

El Presidente

Shit, I need to get back to that game but Halo drops next week.

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u/Magnar0 Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 04 '21

Its a shame that it was really good at launch. But now it is literally porn (and weeb - correction) as OP said. If you use filter to remove them, then it remove some rare good ones as well.

I am using the program for years but all my wallpapers are few years old. Newest is 1 years old probably.

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u/A_Binary_Number Dec 03 '21

Most of my Steam friends started using Wallpaper Engine last month, and my first thought about it was “They’re looking at porn, aren’t they? Might as well join in...”

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u/TheMagicalCarrot Dec 04 '21

I don't know what kind of wallpapers you like, but I think the ones which use art made by WLOP are great. I started making some using that art as well (username Sir Veggie).

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u/Magnar0 Dec 04 '21

I don't think so. Artwork quality is great but animation-wise most of them just small hair movement etc. with cheap particle effects.

Not for me.

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u/TheMagicalCarrot Dec 04 '21

Fair enough. Though I'm pretty proud of 'afternoon rest'. Maybe you'd like that one.

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u/Magnar0 Dec 04 '21

I don't want to sound rude, but overall its barely animated.

This is probably the only Wlop animation I like tbh -> https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1880019983

(and there was a night version of it)

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u/TheMagicalCarrot Dec 04 '21

I see, those animated ones are actually the only ones that I don't like. It doesn't look very good and it has too much movement for a wallpaper so it's distracting. Your preference is interestingly completely opposite from mine in that regard.

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u/Magnar0 Dec 04 '21

Yeah looks like it. I have a few subtle movement wallpapers as well but mostly they are a bit more than that.

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u/CrunchySockTaco Dec 04 '21

I love the ghostblade art! Check out the web comic it's pretty good.

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u/Mayion Dec 03 '21

Literally porn? I spent the last hour browsing for wallpapers, and have been using the app for years; never found anything remotely close to porn. Maybe anime girls, but nothing nsfw.

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u/2ndtryagain Dec 03 '21

There are tons of porn videos some even full length.

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u/Natdaprat Dec 04 '21

Oh my god! That's disgusting! Porn wallpapers online? Where did they post those? There's so many of those sites which one though?

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u/Mayion Dec 03 '21

Where can I find those?

I need to report them *sweats heavily*

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u/IcelandicCartBoy Dec 04 '21

Just put in the Mature filter and girls and you’ll find it at the top hahaha

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u/Mayion Dec 04 '21

Oh haha. That's awesome.

Either way, it needs for me to be actively searching for them (Only mature tag + girls), otherwise it is pretty hard to find said videos. The tool is still awesome

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u/HallowedPumpkin01 Dec 03 '21

Yara is mine you fucker!

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u/Bleach-Eyes Dec 04 '21

Projekt Melody is the best wall paper

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u/AceyBoy558 Dec 04 '21

Me with garry's mod

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u/Wherethefuckyoufrom Dec 04 '21

Or from steam curators you can't ignore

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u/Akubyo1 Dec 04 '21

but seriously why i want to know

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u/asce619 Dec 04 '21

Wtf!? I've been missing out all this time, gonna get it right nao.

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u/Rainbow_Dash_RL Dec 04 '21

I thought this was r/furry_irl for a moment

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u/DarkDemonGTA Dec 04 '21

Happy cake day mate

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u/stephen_1975 Dec 04 '21

there's porn on WE?

like good porn, and not just animé?

No offense btw, cartoons just don't do much for me

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u/DragonfruitSubject Dec 10 '21

Out of jokes its true, in WE got some quality shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '21

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u/2Jimo Dec 03 '21

Um... ok

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u/mc_flurryyy Dec 03 '21

what did he say

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u/Puntoize Dec 03 '21

Take a look out of This Guy

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u/ghostfacedladyalex Dec 04 '21

I had some tentacle porn as my background for a long time, made bringing my computer places very interesting!

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u/something_creativity Dec 03 '21

Using the workshop on steam itself and not on WE had like 98% porn, 1.5% lofi/anime, and .5% of actual stuff

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u/Niomeister Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 03 '21

That just sounds like internet in general. The internet is after all for porn

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u/bysiffty Dec 03 '21

The Internet is for porn

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u/nerdjp Dec 03 '21

Why do you think the net was born?

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u/LightEsthis Dec 03 '21

Porn, porn, porn

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u/lhaelrena22 Dec 04 '21

The problem is that I usually don't see their actual source so I can't download them.

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u/iba141 Dec 03 '21

They changed the logo about 1 week ago, tbh I like the old one more

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u/Scrotote Dec 04 '21

Sigma AF