r/WatchPeopleDieInside 12d ago Snek 1 Made Me Smile 1 Silver 18 Gold 1 Helpful 11 Wholesome 15

The look before he confirms the worst

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u/rgar1981 12d ago Silver Helpful Hugz Got the W

When did they come out with vacuum sealed pants?

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u/hornstar99 12d ago edited 12d ago Helpful Table Slap

His dick and balls are gasping for air. It's literally dying inside those super tight pants.

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u/InformalResist7722 12d ago Silver

Is that a squirrel lol

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u/wordimmortal 12d ago Giggle I'll Drink to That

How the hell did you get the beans above the frank!

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u/skunknmyard 12d ago

Relax you already laid the tracks that’s the hard part, now we just gotta back it up…

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u/papayapapagay 12d ago

We got a bleeder!!!!

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u/Draws-attention 12d ago

FRANKS AND BEANS!

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u/WhenMeWasAYouth 12d ago

HAVE YOU THEEN MY BASEBALL?

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u/philphotos83 12d ago

Woogi had a sense of humor!

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u/ContributionSoft8668 12d ago Helpful

Healy: I work with Redditors. - Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect? - Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.

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u/Tempsilon 12d ago

Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats!

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u/shouldnthavesignedup 12d ago

How can I qualify for government grants?

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u/503arbiter 12d ago

Have an upvote you cheeky bastard

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u/ChillSoLocal 12d ago

S-I-M-P!!

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u/Emergency-Cheek1535 12d ago

step right over and watch me put it downnnnn

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u/retardedwalnut333 12d ago

"Squirrels squirrels"

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u/AssaultRider555 12d ago edited 10d ago

S to the I to the M to the P

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u/CryptoNoobNinja 12d ago Helpful 'MURICA

Pants so tight you can see his religion.

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u/aschylus 12d ago

Ok. You got me. I had to think about that.

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u/Glampire1107 12d ago

Help! I don’t get it!

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u/ima-kitty 12d ago

Circumcision

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u/Glampire1107 12d ago

Why am I so dumb 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Towhomitmayconsume 12d ago

The Jewish hate calamari.

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u/InevitabllySarcasm 12d ago

Username checks out.

Thank you for making my evening kind sir.

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u/hornstar99 12d ago

Too tight. Way way way too tight.

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u/man_spider_314 12d ago

It’s the European cut

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u/lolgobbz 12d ago

There are different cuts for circumcision?

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u/HertzDonut1001 12d ago

There's hamburger and then there's hotdog.

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u/lolgobbz 12d ago

Hamburger cut? Oh no

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u/uppa9de5 12d ago

-Michael Scott

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u/cleverdylanrefrence 12d ago

Snip snap, snip snap, snip snap.....it's in reference to vasectomy not circumcision

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana 12d ago edited 12d ago

It's the natural evolution of the skinny jeans.

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u/Taylor-B- 12d ago Silver Wholesome

These skinny jeans have evolved into Camel bro!

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u/Demonbae_ 12d ago

His balls and dick are doing the spread eagle

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u/minnecrapolite 12d ago

We had them in the 70s and 80s.

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u/ghostone986 12d ago

Fucking no one remember Burt Reynolds?

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u/BraulioG1 12d ago

Burt Bacharach's back sack and crack

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u/Jebgogh 12d ago

Male camel toe

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u/askdogey 12d ago Silver

Moose knuckle

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u/harmatmommy 12d ago

Why the pants gotta be camel colored too tho

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u/Powell_614 12d ago

Tight pants? That's the number one answer!

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u/GanjaToker408 12d ago

It seemed like the camera man really liked that lol

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u/OhCripItsaCrapple 12d ago

It’s all fun and games until the camera ignores faces and autofocuses on your junk.

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u/Laskofil 12d ago

Dude zoomed in so he could see if this is for real, lol.

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u/return2ozma 12d ago Silver

He really did confirm the wurst. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/WASD_click 12d ago Platinum

Pretty sure the Family Feud crew is paid extra for every time they make Steve regret his life choices.

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u/LankyThanks_0313 12d ago Platinum Helpful Wholesome

I can just imagine this guy packing for the trip:

“Honey, have you seen my big dick pants?”

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u/tech_equip 12d ago

“Why do you need them?”

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u/Whatzgoinginhere 12d ago Helpful

Where is my super suit?

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u/ObamasGayNephew 12d ago

“Whyyyvdo you neeed to knowww?”

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u/Poiuytgfdsa 12d ago

JUST TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS WOMAN!

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u/ObamasGayNephew 12d ago

THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER

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u/SelfImprovingBro 12d ago

MY EVENINGS IN DANGER

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u/MrRedGeorge 12d ago

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD

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u/cinemassacress 12d ago

Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

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u/Poiuytgfdsa 12d ago

This is by far the best line in the movie. It kills me to this day

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u/Fro-Bear 12d ago

crusty jugglers

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u/CoolHandEthan 12d ago

Show off my bussy

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u/GrandmaPoses 12d ago

Dude is packing 24/7.

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u/swarmy1 12d ago

Yeah, this is 100% on purpose. Whats this "die inside" BS.

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u/Nagohsemaj 12d ago

"Oh no, the whole country knows about my big dick, I'm so humiliated!"

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u/Wonkasgoldenticket 12d ago

How many times have you watched it now? Sick bastard

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u/MikeyFED 12d ago

Just trying to put all the pieces together.

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u/Nakedp00per 12d ago

How'd he get the beans above the frank?

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u/The_Muffin_Man_MF 12d ago Silver

very carefully

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u/MUERTOCONFIRMDO 12d ago

Not enough

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u/minnecrapolite 12d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Narwhal Salute

If I did this it would look like two peas and a single elbow macaroni.

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u/Narkos_Teat 12d ago Wholesome

Shit. I thought my 2 grapes and Vienna sausage were bad.

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u/The-Reddit-Chair 12d ago Gold

I’m more of a 2 appleseed and headphone jack kinda guy myself

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u/DagonPie 12d ago All-Seeing Upvote Evil Cackle

mine looks like a tic tac with 2 capers jammed inside a fur coat

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u/WildBlackMan69 12d ago Gold

I got some sesame seeds and a grain of rice

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u/Commercial-Test-9100 12d ago

You mean 1 sesame seed and 2 grains of sand?

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u/QuarterLifeCircus 12d ago

You mean one proton and two electrons?

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u/frankenstien_farts 12d ago

You mean two quarks and one gluon?

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u/redditishappygay7777 12d ago

wait, you guys have dicks that protrude from your body?

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u/TransparentPrisms 12d ago

I got a belly button unless you push the skin around it

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u/ringobob 12d ago

The turtle would be all the way in the shell

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u/Dry_Figure_9018 12d ago

How big is a four inch hot dog?

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u/DrizzlyEarth175 12d ago

Idk bout you guys I got two planets and the great wall of china

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u/GwimGwom 12d ago

I too suffer from disproportionately large balls.

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u/0squatNcough0 12d ago

So your balls have never been touched by a human, and your dick is under constant attack from the Mongolians. That's ruff man. I feel for ya.

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u/Spinedaddy 12d ago

Ok Tripod…..

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u/Professional-Ship-92 12d ago

I’m like 2 grain of salt plus a toothpick.

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u/Tribaltech777 12d ago

Oooo “Vienna sausage”. Show off!!

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u/Chibi_Ayano 12d ago

When you don't shower they call you mac and cheese

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u/Zuegma197777 12d ago

🎵 "Return of the Mac... There it is!"🎵

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u/AsphaltEardrum 12d ago

Oh, my dude... best laugh of 2022 so far.

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u/comawhite12 12d ago

I'd certainly need a roll of quarters on hand.

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u/PhigieFelipe 12d ago

guys… don’t make me laugh. i just got my mouth surgery yesterday. 😂😭😭

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u/Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor 12d ago

Pics or it didn’t happen!

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u/TheDownvotesFarmer 12d ago

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u/roscorp 12d ago

Risky click of the day

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u/icefire436 12d ago

That’s ditalini pasta, not elbow macaroni. It’s even worse, poor guy.

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u/BillyRazzle 12d ago

“Oh no, I accidentally wore the pants that make my dick look huge.”

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u/Merzz226 12d ago

Buldge so big you can see his heart beat through his pants

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana 12d ago

You could see an aneurysm and orgasm without ever moving your eyes from his crotch.

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u/Merzz226 12d ago

If you gaze at the buldge long enough… the buldge gazes (or twitches) back

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u/901BigChris 12d ago

Not could..you just did

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u/skippieelove 12d ago

Interesting profile photo…

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u/N-N-N-Noonan 12d ago

“Hey turn around! Oh look…he has a dime in his back pocket. And it’s heads”.

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u/theemmyk 12d ago

“Ah, yes, I see you’re a gentile.”

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u/Cireclops_LV 12d ago

I just yelled

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u/Longbeacher707 12d ago

Thats not very considerate of your neighbors

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u/milfordcubicle 12d ago

"can everyone see it? Yeah, they can."

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u/Gabrovi 12d ago

TBH, it looks like a normal bulge. It’s just that the pants are super tight. You’d be able to see if he had a dime in his pocket given how tight they are.

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u/BetaCuckSimp 12d ago

It doesn’t look big just smashed. And painfully so

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u/audirt 12d ago

Yeah, the family is not all sitting on the same couch.

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u/Demonbae_ 12d ago

Imagine being him up there answering questions on a whim and having Steve all up in your face and your junk begging you to spare them from a orange, skinny and painful death lol

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u/ZcatchingZs 12d ago

Or intentionally wink

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u/Lumpy-Obligation-553 12d ago

I think production gives the wardrobe...

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u/rainedrop87 12d ago

For a game show? Really? I would have thought you wear your own clothes.

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u/Emukt 12d ago Wholesome Facepalm

More like confirming the würst

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u/sampson11911 12d ago Silver

How did he get the beans OVER the frank

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u/draft_beer 12d ago

It looks like a division sign

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u/richardsneeze 12d ago

That's how it looks when your balls are enormous and your dick is normal.

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u/Longbeacher707 12d ago

The ol Teste Twistertm technique

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u/Rickleback_shots 12d ago

It's like a division sign...

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u/FiversWarren 12d ago

Ball, dick, ball.

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u/bakedbeans_jaffles 12d ago

Or maybe a %

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u/dick-nipples 12d ago

He’s bulging with excitement

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u/yeahnah420201 12d ago

One nut down each pant leg. Low hangers with the tight pants is not a good combination

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u/Birkeland1992 12d ago

I bet someone in the crowd was miming that he had a moose knuckle lmao.

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u/waitingfordeathhbu 12d ago

I think he saw it on a screen.

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u/viscerathighs 12d ago

They printed out a picture of a proboscis monkey

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u/Longbeacher707 12d ago

squints "Huh? I don't get i-....oh"

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u/herpherpaderpderp93 12d ago

Miming hahahahha not sign language lmfao

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u/alphazero924 12d ago

How exactly does one mime that?

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u/GunslingerGonzo 12d ago

That’s a Jim face if I ever saw one

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u/waitingfordeathhbu 12d ago

“Frank ‘n beans”

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u/FattyMooseknuckle 12d ago

FINALLY my username is relevant!

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u/iAmStarFox64 12d ago

Praise be the Fattymooseknuckle

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u/ap0110 12d ago

This is your moment FattyMooseknuckle!

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u/whosgunknw 12d ago Silver

Dude how is tht even comfortable??? And u give the look like ur ok wit it??? U GOT A MAMMELTOE BITCH!!

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u/Fair_Bus_7130 12d ago

It’s a Moose Knuckle

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana 12d ago

Brontosaurus buckle.

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u/VonRee08 12d ago

CHECK OUT THE MOOSE KNUCKLE ON THAT FREAK

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u/Subject-Loss-9120 12d ago

I feel like "dick ditch" seems appropriate

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u/waitingfordeathhbu 12d ago

He definitely doesn’t look like he’s ok with it; he cringed from deep down in his soul.

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u/earthscribe 12d ago

TFW, you get hard over family feud.

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u/BraeTon74 12d ago

That's the worst thing I'll see this weekend and it's only Friday night

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u/The-Local-Route 12d ago

You still have time don’t worry🤙🏼

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u/Sbatio 12d ago

The worst thing you’ll see this weekend so far..

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u/Ixoid 12d ago

Looks like he brought a packed lunch but didn't have anywhere to put it.

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u/VariationSpirited927 12d ago

David Bowie in the labyrinth always unnerved me as a child

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u/Accomplished_Age_553 12d ago

Tsk. Like he didn't know.

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u/terriblystupidjoke 12d ago

He knew good and well. His ego isn’t the only thing swollen.

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u/Accomplished_Age_553 12d ago

"I'm so embarrassed 🤭"

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u/Demonbae_ 12d ago

I have to hear what the dude says about his junk. He knew walking out there was a do or die situation

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u/buttermalk88 12d ago Silver

If he farted his shoes would pop off

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u/queenkaleesi 12d ago

I actually snorted

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u/zefy_zef 12d ago

fucking lol

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u/Layziebum 12d ago

mostly balls…

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u/The-Local-Route 12d ago

Nothing like shoving 6 inches Into 3 inches of pants, let this man breathe

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u/PapaIceBreaker 12d ago

He’s not hard though those are just incredibly tight pants

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u/Jussbait 12d ago

..... If you're happy and you know it....and you REALLY wanna show it...

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u/kiruopaz 12d ago

This doesn't even look like a dick, it kinda looks like he shit his pants in the front.

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u/ReadThemanuals 12d ago

Painted on jeans.

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u/ripsfo 12d ago

Man may need to see the doctor about a hernia.

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u/rsmcgee94 12d ago

That looks incredibly uncomfortable

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u/Sinedeo77 12d ago

That’s a hell of a moose knuckle

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u/gasbrakegasbrake 12d ago

That is the gnarliest camel toe I’ve seen in a long time.

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u/330kiki 12d ago

Little did he know Camel wasn’t just the color

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u/dtruth53 12d ago

As my dad, of blessed memory, used to quip: “Those pants are like a cheap hotel…no ballroom”

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u/StephieB2001 12d ago

The over enthusiastic interest of the camera operator though 😅😅

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u/yewwould 12d ago

Big Ben?

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u/SenyorHefe 12d ago

That's a moosletoe!

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u/MmMmMMmathieus 12d ago

Survey says.. CAMELTOE!!

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u/shtushkutusha 12d ago

And that’s how I met your mother

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u/DoctorGluino 12d ago

The Family Feud Jewels

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u/judewijesena 12d ago

What the hell is that?

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u/Grouchy_Competition5 12d ago

When you buy pants three sizes too small

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u/NipSuqqer 12d ago

Release the Kraken.

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u/Overall-Motor632 12d ago

Wearing them stranglers

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u/M0rtaika 11d ago

I bought a sweet potato that looked very similar to that once

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u/indyirishindy 12d ago edited 12d ago

It’s just the pleats. They make them that way

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OpiUeC7JPdA

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u/rhondaanaconda 12d ago

Dick pleats

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u/fattymcfattzz 12d ago

That has to be painful

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u/oceansidedrive 12d ago

Looks like a giant camel toe

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u/Humble-Theory5964 12d ago

How bad is it that I read this as “before he confirms the wurst” the first time?

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u/theprofoundnoun 12d ago

Moose Knuckle the male version of the Camel Toe

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u/Valiumkitty 12d ago

Wtf Ben…

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u/dontinterruptrude 12d ago

That ball vagina looks like it hurts