r/bertstrips May 26 '22 Helpful Wholesome

Mod Announcement The official Bert Strip creation tool is back online at BertStripper.us

183 Upvotes

I recently logged into my Reddit account and noticed that I had messages. Turns out the website was down and people had been trying to contact me.

I host the www.bertstripper.us website and realized that the server was maxed out on storage. Basically all of you dirty fuckers have made too many Bert Strips and the server couldn't handle it anymore. It has seen some shit.

The server was so full that nothing could run and it took a lot of work to recover the database. Due to it being a VPS I was unable to access the drive directly. I have moved everything to a new server with an upgraded plan and it is back up and running.

Please let me know if it behaves differently than in the past. It is old code and likely needs some fixes.


I want to thank all of you for making this problem happen in the first place. bertstripper.us and the Android app were the first "real" things I programmed from start to finish, and deployed. I created it part way through studying for my degree in CS. I have since graduated, and now work as a web developer.

I never imagined that I would get Reddit messages in 2022 asking for me to fix this thing. Let alone to log into the database and see that I have over 4000 image links that I need to review.


r/bertstrips 13h ago

Cursed If side effects persist beyond 4 hours, consult a doctor

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1.4k Upvotes

r/bertstrips 9h ago

Current Events Even Bert and Ernie have standards

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326 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 4h ago

One for Mr. McGrath (We'll miss you, Bob)

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84 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 11h ago

Cursed You thought Kermit was responsible, well think again

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262 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 14h ago

A Bert Strips Fairy Tale: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears.

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253 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 5h ago

Unfortunately the butterfly effect on this one led to nuclear war breaking out in the early 80s.

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41 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2h ago

"You're right, Big Bird. It'll never be the same without him. But you know something? We can all be very happy that we had a chance to be with him and to know him and to love him a lot, when he was here."

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20 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 11h ago

Shit ★ Post As if Bert had any shits to give in the first place

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83 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1h ago

Current Events Ellen being there was doing the opposite of helpful

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r/bertstrips 8h ago

Clean It wasn't perfect, but I enjoyed it quite a bit, and I look forward to the free DLC next year

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40 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

just wait till he sees the residents of mars.

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1.1k Upvotes

r/bertstrips 12h ago

"ON E STAR, VERRY UPROFESIONAL, WOOD NOT RECOMENDD."

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70 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 9h ago

So Much for That... (2nd Day of Bertstrips)

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32 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 10h ago

Not again

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35 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 21h ago

Cursed Got a creamy filling

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202 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 20h ago

His muse

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113 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 10h ago

It's just a bowling ball.

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20 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 13h ago

"Welcome to Kappa Upsilon Mu!"

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26 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Low Effort He was killed, sadly. But he lived!

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744 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

selfcest

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1.1k Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Even Big Bird's fed up with the CCP and their crimes (same applies to Russia as well)

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84 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

"i mean, it`s fucking winter. i`m just lookin out for ya dawg."

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370 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Clean Strangling a hobo with it was just for entertainment.

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97 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Clean It's always nice when that happens

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224 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

True Love

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63 Upvotes