r/dankmemes ⚗️Infected by the indigo Jan 10 '22 Silver 16 Helpful 10 Wholesome 9

An interesting tit it's pronounced gif

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u/MedicatedAxeBot Jan 10 '22

Dank.


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u/Ns0ft I am fucking hilarious Jan 10 '22

I like how Putin gives a secret signal to remove this man from exsitence by tapping his nose.

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u/DankDude6T9 ☣️ Jan 10 '22

I wonder what happened to him

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u/bagou01 Jan 10 '22

who? /s

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u/GodsOwnTypo ☣️ Jan 10 '22

You can see at the last moment that a shorter person was moving in front of Putin and this guy will probably take her place at the side.

Edit: I'm an idiot and someone already said this in another coment.

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u/El1Zilla Jan 10 '22

probably got kicked out of the event lol. Or the security gave him a real good beating.

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u/Artoritet Jan 11 '22

People do be thinking this is Stone Age here in Russia for real?

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u/XxMagicDxX Jan 11 '22

More like Soviet era

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u/NerveRevolutionary79 Jan 11 '22

Yes?

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u/Artoritet Jan 11 '22

Good, then the world is not prepared for what is coming on 03.02.2022 10:35 pm

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u/NerveRevolutionary79 Mar 04 '22

Sooo, did you predict the invasion or is that just a coincidence?

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe Jan 10 '22

Look out the window.

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u/Kallixo Jan 10 '22

polonium-210 happened

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u/no_status00 ☣️ Jan 11 '22

Welcome to the gulag

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u/globalinvestmentpimp Jan 11 '22

He caught a bad cold that the radioactive soup would not cure

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u/MostPowerfulMan Jan 10 '22

KGB RULE

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u/Last_Contact Народний артист України ☣️ Jan 10 '22

Number of upvotes to this comment works like bot counter

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u/VCRdrift Jan 11 '22

And the other guy next to him turned around... saw putin doing that nose thing... seems like he thought crap... me???

The guy who got removed looked like the guy from the 70s show.

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u/AcidBubbleLord Jan 10 '22

"And the world never saw that man again".

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u/smg-02 Jan 10 '22

And the guy next to him laughed to death

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u/imhere2downvote Jan 11 '22

the guy next to him just saw everything unfold and was like 'yep'

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u/MostPowerfulMan Jan 10 '22

Whom You Are Talking About?

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u/Pokemon_Dyn Jan 10 '22

Uhmm... No one Mr.President 🗿

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u/AcidBubbleLord Jan 10 '22

I don't know Mr president I didn't see anyone.

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u/Last_Contact Народний артист України ☣️ Jan 10 '22

Get out of here piece of shit

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u/Last_Contact Народний артист України ☣️ Jan 10 '22

Number of downvotes to this comment works like bot counter

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u/first_name_harshit Jan 11 '22

Your sex life is a bot counter.

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u/-C4tGuy11- Jan 10 '22

Anyone actually know thr history or context of this?

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u/Spook_485 Jan 10 '22

Putin visited the Ural Federal Uni in Yekaterinburg and met grad-students that toured him around the campus to present their research work. Obligatory photo shoot with the entire group at the end. The student was re-positioned by the photographer a few slots to the left so he would not cover up Putin and the others behind him. End of story.

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u/flatheadfur Jan 10 '22

I read “toured” as “tortured”

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u/EvoStarSC Jan 10 '22

I'm sure for him it was torture lol.

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u/WorkingNo6161 Jan 11 '22

I would also feel tortured if I saw young men doing research and not refining putinium for the Motherland.

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u/its_raining_scotch Jan 10 '22

That’s not true. The student was escorted to the nearest window and tragically fell out of it.

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u/more_walls Jan 10 '22

And somehow got shot doing so.

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u/matmatking Jan 10 '22

No, he just fell on the bullet which was on the ground.

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u/SlowMotionGuyxX ☣️ Jan 10 '22

and history cleared as well

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u/The_Next_Legend gays are mod👁👄👁 Jan 11 '22

With his own gun, twice in the back of the head

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u/Finance_Lad Jan 10 '22

Damn bro I’m sorry to hear to about your suicide when you fell out a building next week

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u/its_raining_scotch Jan 11 '22

I hear someone outside my window. Hlp.

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u/CavesDweller Jan 11 '22

He was diagnosed with the rare bullet in the brain disease.

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u/NotTheAbhi Jan 10 '22

Yeah that's the official story but that was the last time the student was seen. He mysteriously disappeared.

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u/Colonel-Cathcart Jan 10 '22

Lol why would you make something up when you don't know what you're talking about

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u/zilp123 Jan 10 '22

Or he's making a joke?!

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u/Colonel-Cathcart Jan 10 '22

Lol not gonna lie I had no idea what sub I was in

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u/DrunkenDude123 Jan 10 '22

And replaced with a young lady

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u/Chrispy-bacon-00 Jan 11 '22

The good ending

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u/phase_booga Jan 11 '22

I’m surprised he didn’t have him executed or something

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u/Embarrassed_Gate5100 Jan 11 '22

Are you putting all this from heaven or camp of soviet??

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u/Spicybeeen Jan 11 '22

He shid pants

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u/cuulus Jan 10 '22

The guy next to him looks fucking terrified

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u/Starsonata10 Jan 10 '22

Nervous laughing

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u/The_Maddest Jan 10 '22

“Bro are you fucking for real? Don’t stand there!”

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u/ATragedyOfSorts MauledByPigs Jan 11 '22

"Your funeral."

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u/leon_nerd Jan 10 '22

Tbh you can see he just got replaced by a shorter person.

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u/Schnarfman Jan 10 '22

Real life isn’t as funny as this joke tho. Keep your facts for the “real world”

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u/EllieNekoGirl Jan 10 '22 Helpful

-_-

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u/Schnarfman Jan 10 '22

I didn’t wanna use s because I was only being sarcastic in the context of jokes like this - exaggerating the bad shit Putin does. For normal stuff it’s better to call out misinformation.

However, harmless misinformation for the sake of being funny… have a laugh.

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u/EllieNekoGirl Jan 10 '22

What does s even mean?

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u/Schnarfman Jan 10 '22

“s” means “I am being sarcastic”. Some people call it a tone indicator

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u/EllieNekoGirl Jan 10 '22

Ohhhh i didnt know this. Thank you

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u/leon_nerd Jan 10 '22

I thoroughly enjoyed ur reply. FYI I didn't downvote it, rather upvoted it.

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u/Schnarfman Jan 10 '22

Thank you for the support, king

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u/biswajoy Jan 10 '22

Sadly that man committed suicide later that night with 6 rounds to the back of his head and 17 stabs on his chest.

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u/TAbdbro Jan 11 '22

Very intricate and detailed plan it seems

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u/AnonymousGuy9494 Jan 10 '22

Life Speedrun Putin%

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u/Conversation_Real Jan 10 '22

The woman next to him pushed him Infront of Putin lmao

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u/i_dont_care_1943 Jan 10 '22

The guy literally tries to move to the left but the woman in the white stopped him.

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u/lexhum Jan 10 '22

The self awareness of this man is astounding.

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u/GREATPIXEL Jan 10 '22

What do you mean

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u/bagou01 Jan 10 '22

is it me or does putin's plastic surgery get more and more obvious with time?

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u/PippiDongDocking Jan 10 '22

The guy on the right looks at him then at Putin then looks straight like “OH NO OH NO OH NO”

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u/fendinniii Jan 10 '22

You can see the FEAR in his eyes 💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

[deleted]

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u/PhiloPhrog Jan 10 '22

What if I never learned how to water board?

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u/ThatOneGuy0769 Jan 10 '22

Nah bro this this is any%. 100% is committing every known federal offense. And getting caught on the last one

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u/bagou01 Jan 10 '22

off to the gulag

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u/mwwwaaahahaha Jan 10 '22

He is too tall to stand in front of Pootin. Dear Vlad could barely see over the fellas head by standing on tippy toes. Good switch.

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u/FoodOnCrack Jan 10 '22

If somebody of average length would do this their entire family would have a tragic accident.

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u/GoGoProgrammer Jan 11 '22

Thank god it was Putin, if it was Modi guy would have to pay it in a big way during his morning walks.

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u/Malfuncti0nal OP, your post title sucks harder than the mods Jan 11 '22

Great meme weird/cringe title

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u/Sydnel [custom flair] Jan 10 '22

Where is the tit?

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u/ProfilerXx Jan 10 '22

Is it just me or is that a grin in his face when they pull him away? Like a tiny little grin of victory? Maybe he was just mocking

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u/kkirv Jan 10 '22

Kid doesn't realize he's not 5 foot anymore.

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u/AgentDuck101 Jan 11 '22

wait what did he do again I’m confused

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u/tagzho-369 Jan 11 '22

Not Any % , but 100%

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u/Intelligent-Juice814 Jan 11 '22

that's 0-100 real quick

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u/AZ_Gunner_69 Jan 11 '22

Username checks out

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u/dayareddit Jan 11 '22

His death report says : Accident due to dolphin runner.

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u/ifuccducks Jan 11 '22

Tits are interesting!

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u/poyat01 Jan 11 '22

I have seen too many titles saying an interesting tit, but no tits

REDDIT, WHERE ARE MY INTERESTING TITS

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u/Significant_Penguin Jan 11 '22

Surely it would've been easier just to chop his legs off instead .

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u/bbbar Jan 10 '22

Fuck putin

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u/MrKanun Jan 10 '22

Noo, I totally disagree with you, and not because of the laws...

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u/KillerQ- Jan 11 '22

"The laws". Fuck yourself, foreigner.

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u/past4gurl Jan 10 '22

Yes, he deserves all the women

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

RTard news, because even troglodytes like to stay misinformed!!!

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u/OkConnection736 Jan 10 '22

And he was never seen again

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u/MadeRedditForSiege Jan 11 '22

Can't cover up the glorious leader, he needs to keep his cult of personality going.

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u/WorkingNo6161 Jan 11 '22

Hello everybody, it's Russian Dream. Today I will try to go to Gulag as fast as possible whilst my friends in the CIA try to save stop me. Please like, subscribe and press the bell icon so that you'll never miss a video ever again.

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u/RoyalSnipez15 Jan 11 '22

HAHAHHA GET IT?!?! BECAUSE RUSSIA BAD?!?!?? IM SO FUNNY!!

-Average liberal who makes gulag jokes

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

OMG what happened

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u/LowRespond7680 Jan 10 '22

Look, the dictator that is trying to initiate world war is a funny guy now.