r/dankmemes r/Place Veteran 2022 Jan 15 '22 Silver 19 Helpful 17 Wholesome 24

Finally some good fucking food it's pronounced gif

43.2k Upvotes

u/MedicatedAxeBot Jan 15 '22

Dank.


while you're here, mind voting on the new year's bash's winners? the fate of prizes worth $200+ lies in your hands.

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u/cantthinkofaname397 Jan 15 '22

My arteries when they're finally not clogged anymore

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u/Inorganic_Ad_0420 ☣️ Jan 15 '22

just like my toilet, since i give infamously massive shits

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u/-GavriloPrincip Jan 15 '22

get the poop knife!!

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u/Maul6520 Jan 16 '22

Get the toilet grenade

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u/princessvaginaalpha Jan 15 '22

Sorry mate. Damage done

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u/just_a_vietnam_tree Jan 15 '22

Me and the bois when we start group masturbation

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u/living_7hing Jan 15 '22

Wth :"")

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u/Lukthar123 Jan 15 '22

With the homies

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u/living_7hing Jan 15 '22

Buddy :"") Wth yeah? Xdxdxd

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u/greatthebob38 Jan 15 '22

Do you circle jerk each other?

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u/Severe-Extension-546 Jan 15 '22

Circle jerk moment

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u/FoxDouble Jan 15 '22

In my room i beat my cock cock

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '22

Nutted in my sock sock

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u/Ok-Lengthiness4557 Jan 15 '22

While looking at Dwayne Johnson the Rock Rock.

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u/Khamzat-Chimaev Jan 15 '22

All around the clock clock

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u/i_fucked_a_buffalo Jan 15 '22

While putting in my ass a glock glock

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u/Corgerus I am fucking hilarious Jan 15 '22

I just shot my cock gawk

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u/Undying-Plant Jan 15 '22

I loved the Indiana Jones Lego games

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u/Mr_Wither Jan 15 '22

YES. God I think I need to buy those again they gave me such good memories

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u/MijnNaamIsMark Virgins in Paris Jan 15 '22

Lego indiana jones was, for me, the best of all the lego games I have played. With LOTR being a close second. I chose to play them on the wii to make it an even better experience.

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u/Ronnnnxploded Jan 15 '22

Cells at Work Code Black vibes

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u/Rupteon Jan 15 '22

Just a friendly reminder that, for Lego Indinana Jones, Lego had to produce Nazi soldier minifigures

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u/goodytwoshoes112 Jan 15 '22

Yeah but they cheaped out. They look nothing like Germans, more like the Japanese if anything, so they really didn't.

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u/Funkajunk Jan 15 '22

Boo, we demand authentic Nazi minifigs!

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u/WhyamIhere_ToSuffer- Jan 16 '22

Gas chambers sold separately

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u/XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX I asked for a flair and carl gave me this lousy flair 🐢 Jan 15 '22

Nikocado avocados digestive tract:

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u/PhillyWonken Jan 16 '22

I tought top comments were good?! Nice on you to go against the grain ;(

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u/living_7hing Jan 15 '22

Ahh could there be anymore of a reminder... Even you reddit.... Full of intellectual idiots XDXDXD✨✨

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u/eternalmeowmeow Jan 15 '22

that'd be my digestive cells eating pizza after a month.............yes guys a healthy redditor.....i am...........don't boo me i am a better individual

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u/Sihnar Jan 15 '22

Pizza has decent macros. Just high calories so gotta be careful not to eat too much.

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u/lurkinislife Jan 15 '22

Teach us your ways, oh wise man.

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u/eternalmeowmeow Jan 16 '22

exercise daily

have a motive to be fit

try and acheive all your dreams

have a hunger for achievement

if you are a student like me enjoy and also study

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u/ShyGuyWaddleDee Jan 15 '22

Honestly the only good part from that game was that cutscene, otherwise the original adventures were way better

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u/Egg_01 Jan 16 '22

I had a lot of fun with the level creator.

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u/Particular-Ship1600 Jan 15 '22

Americans be like:

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u/salma9911 Jan 15 '22

hes either African or American

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u/PrimePikachu Jan 15 '22

When the celery

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u/mrhlvs Jan 15 '22

11gb GIF...

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u/King_Dee1 Jan 15 '22

ah, Lego Indiana Jones

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u/King_Danksta Jan 15 '22

Lego Indiana Jones was the shit

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u/buhoksakilili Jan 15 '22

Finally nourishing good food

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u/McStreamy Jan 15 '22

If this was really the first time in 10 years you'd probably have the shits

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u/Smart_Wolfie Jan 15 '22

BRO WHAT I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN THE GAME

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u/SirBlankFace Jan 15 '22

My digestive track: when am slams fists on table I going to get some REAL food? Op gets to have real food!

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u/notofimportancetou Jan 15 '22

healthy food tasty thooo

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u/Soulhunter_290 Jan 15 '22

In my room i beat my cock (cock)

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u/D3MONHUNT3Ryt Jan 15 '22

My kidneys when they see water for the first time instead of alcohol

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u/Piles_of_Gore Jan 15 '22

I quit drinking two weeks ago, and I've had so many hearty and solid poops, it's amazing.

Gut feels great for once, and I don't have to worry about random outbursts of military grade diarrhea.

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u/harshenhars Jan 15 '22

Ha ha ha, its fh!

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u/CmdrSelfEvident Article 69 🏅 Jan 15 '22

More like here comes the gas

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u/r_y_4_n :snoo_wink: Jan 15 '22

My liver when it isn’t forced to process gallons of alcohol

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u/BandicootHot4897 Jan 15 '22

Why didn’t you have control of what you ate for 10 years? Prison? Alien abductee?

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u/JOHNwasBORN Jan 15 '22

Their gut cells are probably dead by then

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u/The-Red-Pac-Man Jan 15 '22

That's not possible for me cause I live in America

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u/NinjaSHOTGUN Jan 15 '22

Yooooo that was a clip from the lego Indiana Jonse 2 Geme last level of Raiders of the lost ark i playd this game A TON as a kid i beted the game 100% so many memorys.

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u/PartyEchidna5330 Jan 16 '22

Tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun dadadah!!

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u/CosmaPrismo Jan 16 '22

If you have the same cells for 10 years it comes with a package deal of final stage cancer.

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u/Foolish_Final Jan 16 '22

Insert Yo gabagaba here*

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u/SoulStarman Jan 16 '22

mine when it sees the high dose edibles I took

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u/SeeGeeArtist Jan 16 '22

I miss Brazilian rice and beans...

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u/Stunning_Debate8719 Jan 16 '22

Don’t get used to it

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u/Yes-_-Probably Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 16 '22

The people in the medicine ads while the voice over talks about the lethal side-effects:

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u/megatron_gambit Jan 16 '22

Mine are still waiting

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u/Fire_fury_ Jan 16 '22

My hand when I don't masturbate for 2 days

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u/c0mm0ng00ds Jan 16 '22

It's more your intestinal flora that would rejoice - if there is still something left.

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u/Sharat_lol Jan 24 '22

Turns out it was actually cum