r/dankmemes <-- ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ป ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„ Jan 18 '22 Heartwarming 1 Silver 15 Platinum 2 Helpful 19 Wholesome 23 Take My Energy 2

maybe I'll grab a door it's pronounced gif

49.7k Upvotes

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u/MedicatedAxeBot Jan 18 '22

Dank.


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1.5k

u/KalzK Jan 18 '22 Wholesome

This is so stupid.

I love it.

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u/Alarmed-Ad-436 MayMayMakers Jan 18 '22 edited Jan 18 '22

proceeds to download 1TB porn for free

Edit: template of the meme

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u/XDEC0DE <-- ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ป ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„ Jan 18 '22

porn ad:"watching porn alone???"

"nah some penguins r watching it w me too"

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u/DuffyZlayer Jan 18 '22

Are you watching porn alone?

Nah im with science team!

19

u/Lukthar123 Jan 18 '22

Ayooo!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

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u/Domin-MC | Jan 18 '22

"hot girls in your area"

"damn i see, they're drowning rn"

9

u/Solid_Macaroon_8619 Jan 18 '22

Dumbass, everyone knows there wasn't wifi on the titanic.

There was probably 3g or something

3

u/ExoticMongoose Jan 18 '22

me Morse coding titties to my ticker tape machine.

3

u/907123 Jan 18 '22

Ahhh, you also live amongst the Penguins as well

5

u/Gmarceau05 Jan 18 '22

Oh my god I never realized that was Willem Dafoe

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u/welcomefishies Jan 18 '22 Silver Helpful

โ€œThe Titanic is syncingโ€

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u/vpfmirage Jan 18 '22

I hate you. Take my award and upvote and gtfo!

20

u/IKMapping Navy Jan 18 '22

Smoooth

12

u/jvrcb17 Jan 18 '22

"It's been so long since I last had internet. So sad. Alexa, play despacito.

I'm sure that's still relevant"

5

u/KalzK Jan 18 '22

THE BRUTUTH DEVAIS HAS CONNECTED SUCCESFURI

4

u/moldyravioli Jan 18 '22

vat are zey syncing about?

4

u/monkeyhitman Jan 18 '22

Gentlemen, it's been an honor.

1

u/mirk01 Jan 18 '22

Brilliant

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u/irykiryk Jan 18 '22

More like desyncing. From life and reality in general.

6

u/Metroidman Jan 18 '22

You tried

9

u/irykiryk Jan 18 '22

We all did.

-2

u/MadHorse11 Jan 18 '22

You're that dense, eh?

6

u/jvrcb17 Jan 18 '22

Denser than the iceberg ๐ŸงŠ

2

u/irykiryk Jan 18 '22

No, I'm just desyncing, like the Titanic.

117

u/Violent-Idiot Jan 18 '22

Connected. No internet.

37

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

You must be connected to the third class wifi.

2

u/SammyThesenpai Jan 19 '22

Third world wi-fi FIFY

64

u/Thhe1 CERTIFIED DANK Jan 18 '22

Well Titanic didn't have wifi tho

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u/XDEC0DE <-- ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ป ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„ Jan 18 '22

nah man the lobster in the titanic tweeted something.. u must be trippin

50

u/Hucknutbun Jan 18 '22

Are you chilling with the polar bears?

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u/XtremeBurrito Shit's on fire yo Jan 18 '22

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฅถ

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u/ReekyRumpFedRatsbane Jan 18 '22

OP meant Titanic 2

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u/SafetySamurai Jan 18 '22

When they made Titanic 2 they were like, โ€œNah man, we put way too much work into that first one. It was good and it still sank. Letโ€™s just make this one shitty.โ€

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u/MrClaretandBlue Jan 18 '22

Electric boogaloo.

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u/GrowingToad Jan 18 '22

Oh yeah? Then explain how they recorded the titanic movie. Checkmate non believers!

-7

u/NewsofPE Jan 18 '22

I get the joke but recording doesn't need wifi

8

u/GrowingToad Jan 18 '22

Nah fam, they used the dang ifone cameras

4

u/dcwj Jan 18 '22

I get the joke

but do you though?

19

u/shadywolf_ Jan 18 '22

Source?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

[deleted]

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u/EagerT Jan 19 '22

Evidence?

16

u/Selthora Jan 18 '22

That's what they want you to believe.

6

u/Yeegis Jan 18 '22

I bet titanic 2 will have it

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u/julioarod Jan 18 '22

It had wife tho and that's a connection worth having

3

u/AhhCaffeine Jan 18 '22

I also choose your wife.

1

u/brianthewizard1 Jan 18 '22

Then how was I playing COD with your mom?

1

u/Finboror he who shall not be disrespected๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Jan 19 '22

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u/Broski1015 Jan 18 '22

I hate when this happensโ€ฆ

22

u/combine7 Jan 18 '22

This shit happened to me 12 times already

54

u/DaBigChurro Jan 18 '22

Avialiable Networks BiGdaddy @officialRose Caledon Otherโ€ฆ

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u/polatsfekaya Jan 18 '22

Yes, generally i am chilling on iceberg

15

u/Olazin1000 Jan 18 '22

Bing chilling๐Ÿฅถ

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u/DrDongSquarePants โ˜ฃ๏ธ Jan 18 '22

Unrealistic, WiFi-signals have a hard time going through 3.800m of water (3000m is the limit for 2,4Ghz iirc)

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u/SithLordius Jan 18 '22

And yet you wonder why your friends don't invite you for parties.

0

u/tommy4318 โ˜ FOREVER NUMBER ONE โ˜ Jan 18 '22

I think it was a joke

2

u/illidan__stormrage Jan 19 '22

Why does it need to go through water e

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

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u/FreshUnderstanding5 Jan 18 '22

Here for this comment ONLY

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u/DA-Khara-Boiiiii โ˜ฃ๏ธ Jan 18 '22

Dumbass, everyone knows there wasn't wifi on the titanic.

There was probably 3g or something

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u/julioarod Jan 18 '22

Actually they had 6G but it was too far advanced for us and the government decided to sink it

10

u/Yeegis Jan 18 '22

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

Halfway.

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u/AlternativeMove5854 Jan 18 '22

And the wifi gets disconnected suddenly

8

u/KeyDox red Jan 18 '22 Helpful

I think the Eisberg was fine

6

u/brawlbro123 Jan 18 '22

AYO nice meme! Lemme save!

4

u/DragonSlayerTS Jan 18 '22

What is that willem dafoe clip from?

4

u/megatron37 Jan 18 '22

His Van Gogh movie, At Eternityโ€™s Gate. I loved it, really humanized the guy beyond dumb jokes about his ear.

3

u/Talkshit_Avenger Jan 18 '22

I think that having a really short, really shitty life was a requirement for becoming an influential artistic or literary figure in the 1800s. But not while you were alive.

3

u/ElizabethyGalaxy Jan 18 '22

He gonna be dead. No doors left for him...

2

u/Talkshit_Avenger Jan 18 '22

I'm pretty sure the iceberg wasn't harmed, he'll be fine.

3

u/Alan-Bstrd Jan 18 '22

Take a bow, memelord. Kudos.

3

u/Norsedragoon Jan 18 '22

New life goal: Get a ship with wifi, label the wifi Titanic main deck, cruise along the Titanics route at night scaring cruise ships.

1

u/Empty-Event Jan 18 '22

Also a life jacket.

Watch the mythbusters episode.

1

u/the_b12am Jan 18 '22

After 2 unskippable ads.

1

u/xwarslayerx โ˜ฃ๏ธ Jan 18 '22

Titanic 2

1

u/ShaunTai Jan 18 '22

The sink is shipping

1

u/rolling-avocado Jan 18 '22

"It's kicking"

1

u/Ahtomogger Jan 18 '22

Literally chilling

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u/FreshUnderstanding5 Jan 18 '22

Aren't you supposed to do?

I'll wait.

1

u/Frequent_Structure93 Jan 18 '22

Fish ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

1

u/FreshUnderstanding5 Jan 18 '22

Oh, that's a man's job!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

When youโ€™re chilling in an iceberg for a hundred years and some Titanic breaks you out.

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u/ItsMeJoey13 Jan 18 '22

Everyone asks how the Titanic is Nobody asks how the iceberg is

1

u/907123 Jan 18 '22

Fukin what dude.??

1

u/cebg Jan 18 '22

damn does anyone know from which movie does this Dafoe face come from ?

if anyone say titanic i will find u IRL and give you the love you deserve

1

u/FreshUnderstanding5 Jan 18 '22

Heโ€™s been incapable of giving a fuck.

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u/DangerousCandidate80 โ˜ฃ๏ธ Jan 18 '22

Lmfao

1

u/Feledain Jan 18 '22

hehehehehe

iceberg chillin

1

u/ApatheticNarwhal Jan 18 '22

I donโ€™t get it

1

u/SilentStock8 Jan 18 '22

Alright but why is he looking up

1

u/safsaf07 Jan 18 '22

What movie is this?

1

u/dude_ilost_mycar Jan 18 '22

They say the fourth bar is only for show

1

u/-Effervescence Jan 18 '22

it was a massive success

1

u/royal-seal Jan 18 '22

Still better than being on the titanic and connecting to the icebergs wifi

1

u/xyzkunal Jan 18 '22

Finally my Phone is updated.

1

u/Mysterious-Phrase637 Jan 18 '22

Too soon....still

1

u/warmtoiletseatt Jan 18 '22

I do hate when that happens

1

u/KristenBoy Jan 18 '22

Was phil smith with you?

1

u/FishFilippo Jan 18 '22

Wait, can this happen??

1

u/Wiggles349 Jan 18 '22

Why would I care the iceberg doesn't sink. Sucks for everyone else I'm still chilling on an iceberg.

1

u/DeMimsyPorpington Jan 18 '22

Excellent stuff

1

u/CreepingFog Jan 18 '22

When you're chilling in Okinawa and your phone connects to the United States Marine Corps wifi

1

u/Morrowwc Jan 19 '22

Bruh you know that exclusive ass titanic got private wifi

1

u/stanleybrigade Jan 19 '22

Shit content. Great execution.

1

u/Spaceless9 Jan 19 '22

Haha nice

1

u/TheOGMemeShark Jan 19 '22

Bro got to see his Twitch stream in 4K

1

u/therobloxinvestigate Jan 19 '22

Phone: Iceberg1

Titanic appears

Phone: RMS401 connection: strong

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u/Dark_Lighting777 Crusader of the Heretics Jan 19 '22

I can't be the only idiot who doesn't get the joke

-1

u/Volentrace Jan 18 '22

Question is why would I be chilling on an iceberg?

-1

u/Chillisauceman96 Jan 18 '22

Tell my WiFi love her.

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u/Sirbesto Jan 18 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

Why would he be concerned, the iceberg does not sink.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

that...is pure dankiness

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u/rbbejaiwiwi Jan 18 '22

This is so unfunny.

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u/Dj_nOCid3 Jan 18 '22

40.4k ppl would disagree with you

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u/rbbejaiwiwi Jan 18 '22

Ok, majority of normal people would disagree with you.

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u/Dj_nOCid3 Jan 19 '22

Its literally a dank meme, like the name of the sub implies, so most of the sub finds this funny, and i doubt anyone normal regularly browses reddit so lets not bring those into the debate

-15

u/bruinsmap Jan 18 '22

Is it bots upvoting these?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

Yes beep boop

1

u/xiBurnx Jan 18 '22

sub is always full of shit

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u/fnordstar Jan 18 '22

OP, get outside more.

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u/Psyv3rn Jan 18 '22

Theyโ€™re on an iceberg

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u/almdudler23 Jan 18 '22

Cant get more outside...

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u/axes10000 Jan 18 '22

Didnโ€™t know that Titanic was so modern to have wi-fi before a phone exsisted ๐Ÿคซ

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u/Sonalf6678 Jan 18 '22

Swede moment

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u/maho_maho- Jan 18 '22

Dude it's a fucking joke don't take it so serious

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u/FinlandPlays Jan 18 '22

Ruotsalais hetki