r/dankmemes Jan 18 '22 Silver 8 Helpful 10 Wholesome 9 Vibing 1

Interesting it's pronounced gif

23.4k Upvotes

u/KeepingDankMemesDank Jan 18 '22

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


while you're here, mind voting on the new year's bash's winners? the fate of prizes worth $200+ lies in your hands.

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u/Will33iam Jan 18 '22 Silver

Hello vsauce, Michael here. Are you truly alone?

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u/HumanButStoopid Jan 18 '22 Wholesome

Five Nights at Michael's

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u/Hyperion1000 CERTIFIED DANK Jan 18 '22

Or is it?

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u/dmwmishere Jan 18 '22

Five Nights at Hermanos

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u/Im_sometimes an idiotic duck Jan 18 '22

Hey VSauce, Michael here. Did you close your front door?

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u/fucking_psycho_69 Jan 18 '22

No one

21 year old me

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u/ACubeInABox Jan 18 '22

*17 year old me

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u/AdventurerA_1000000 Jan 18 '22

Maybe we are 10 year olds

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u/SwimmingMajor6597 Jan 18 '22

*46 year old me

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

*109 year old me

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u/lelcia00 Jan 18 '22

22 year old me

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u/Successful_Detail521 NNN Survivor Jan 18 '22

Five nights with meth

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u/R3fl3x696 Jan 18 '22

Freddy, we have to cook!

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u/hotdoglel Jan 19 '22

Gregory, I have been diagnosed with cancer. C'mon it's time to make some faz-meth, superstar!

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u/Dean-The-Mean Jan 18 '22 edited Jan 18 '22

Why do I always gotta look like a cerial killer in those clips

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u/SammyThesenpai Jan 19 '22

Maybe they just see you poking or smashing cereal packets

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

i still can’t figure out what “no one:” adds to a meme or why ppl keep doing it

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u/BedheadCS Jan 18 '22

I’d give you 1,000 upvotes if I could man I feel the same way

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u/The_Golden_Warthog 🍄 Jan 18 '22

It's the dumbest shit. I'd argue it would be funnier without the first caption. Because I don't have to have that first piece of text in my mind while reading the second.

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u/DI0nysOO2 Jan 18 '22

No one:

Some dude:

i still can’t figure out what “no one:” adds to a meme or why ppl keep doing it

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u/IsOriginal Jan 19 '22

It's a slang to imply no one sane does that thing.

Like in this context: no one in the store stares at a camera like that, but you as a kid probably would as it implies

Its pretty obvious

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u/Successful_Detail521 NNN Survivor Jan 19 '22 edited Jan 19 '22

It’s used as a slang word for mockery

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u/Ixidot Jan 18 '22

It means that the action in meme can happen without a visible cause. No one could be doing nothing and still 10 year old me would look at the camera in supermarket

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

Surely you understand the redundancy of it then

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u/etrifhjd Jan 18 '22

Moves his hands and legs to check the delay of the cam

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u/Kaze_Senshi ☣️ Jan 18 '22

Breaking Dad buying 50 bucks of Nutella

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u/Soso37c INFECTED Jan 18 '22

Is that the bald of 2008 ?

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u/gargoyle856 Jan 18 '22

"Why is my left arm going up in the camera if I'm lifting up my right arm?"

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u/DuccBoii Jan 18 '22

My name is Walter Hartwell White.

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u/omegamissingno Jan 19 '22

Five Nights at Walter's

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u/clementinewoolysox73 Jan 18 '22

Five Nights At Walter’s

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u/The_tiered_bitch14 Jan 18 '22

I still do this what do mean

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u/Lovely_1504 Jan 18 '22

The new fnaf looks fire ngl

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u/Cheezypuff24 👽 cheese 👽 Jan 18 '22

raises hand to wave at whoever is looking through the camera

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u/LaughAdventureGame Jan 19 '22

Every time I look directly in a security camera, I immediately feel like I'm a criminal and forget how to act normal.

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u/InfernoXYZX Jan 18 '22

I can't do that I'm mixed so from a young age my mama told me don't do anything dodgy around cameras or you'll give the police an excuse to arrest you

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u/Routine_Difficulty16 Jan 18 '22

I still do this and i'm 31 y/o.

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u/Crusader_Colin Jan 18 '22

29 year old me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

i still do it

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u/rechtsgeist Jan 18 '22

21 yo me looking at the camera

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u/RedTexan43 Jan 18 '22

Inaccurate. You forgot “whilst also attempting to gain a glimpse on the monitor next to the camera”

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u/olgrin Jan 18 '22

27 year old doing this...

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u/Superbonnie9000 Jan 19 '22

He knows my childhood to well

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u/Zestyclose_Hamster_5 Jan 19 '22

I'll steal it anyway

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u/Dre4mGl1tch Jan 19 '22

10 years old? I do this now.

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u/dank_duck_man Jan 19 '22

where the cocainer jesser

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u/King_Dee1 Jan 19 '22

reminds me of a vsauce meme

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u/dogtron64 Jan 19 '22

It is quite fascinating

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u/NoiselessNinja758 Jan 19 '22

it's called "Eye Contact"

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u/Particular_Role6100 Jan 19 '22

20 year old me stopping myself from doing this lol

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u/lolmaster_0 Jan 19 '22

The man behind the slaughter