r/dankmemes Jan 26 '22 Silver 11 Helpful 11 Wholesome 9

something is wrong here it's pronounced gif

25.1k Upvotes

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u/XGauthamX Jan 26 '22

Why do you send a 3 minute video that's too long

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u/Hari_Shankar-Itsme Jan 26 '22

My uncle sends 20 minute videos... I don't even open them

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u/ShAde_emerald 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Jan 26 '22 edited Jan 26 '22

Pathetic, my dad sends me 4-6 hour long videos

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u/TomaszA3 Jan 26 '22

Okay, this one beats me

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u/Narthleke Jan 26 '22

His dad also beats me

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/PhoenixTiger_ Jan 26 '22

Not even this one?

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u/INFINITI_XCELS Jan 26 '22

Everybody that trusts the link gets a free virtual cookie

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u/PhoenixTiger_ Jan 26 '22

🍪 I'm assuming you trusted the link, which is why you commented that, so here's a free virtual cookie.

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u/MelodicPay609 Jan 29 '22

Warning. This is rick'n roll

Im a Anti Rick'n Roll Bot

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u/kansas_engineer Jan 26 '22

With jumper cables?

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u/MyBroMyCaptainMyKing Jan 26 '22

Pash, my second cousin sends me videos that are at least 8-12 hour long mini-series

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u/ShAde_emerald 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Jan 26 '22

Damn

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u/Lightcronno Jan 26 '22

8-12 hours? Pathetic. I get sent 100 hour documentaries about rabbits.

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u/Pastasauce87 Jan 26 '22

Ah, my dad likes Joe Rogan too.

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u/ShAde_emerald 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Jan 26 '22

How did you know lmao

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u/WeeZoo87 Jan 26 '22

Khan academy videos

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u/Muzan_ Jan 26 '22

This is GOOD (✷‿✷)

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u/CycloShots Jan 26 '22

I was sent a 10-20 hour video get on my level

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u/Pastasauce87 Jan 26 '22

But how else will you figure out how the globalist lizards are trying to devalue our currency?

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u/CrazyLeonGR Jan 26 '22

3 minutes is nothing, I guess it's the new trend of only watching short clips. IMO it's only long if it's around 10 mins+

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u/Bruce9707 Jan 26 '22

Sorry I need a TL;DR of your comment

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u/DansIsotoners Jan 26 '22

3 ok. ~10 Bad.

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u/poobruh Jan 26 '22

How is 3 minutes long? It takes a pretty bad friend to not be able to lose 3 minutes of daylight to watch a vid their friend sent, or at least watch it later or something u don't gotta fake it

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u/bloobruvlasagna Jan 26 '22

severe lack of self awareness from long video linkers

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u/ChosenUsername420 Jan 26 '22

your friend's already seen it and doesn't want to embarrass you by pointing out how lame and slow you are

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u/Flumeisthegreatest Jan 26 '22

This is the real reason

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u/Rockylol_ Jan 26 '22

Send a video of some car accident to that friend and watch the world burn.

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u/LowlyFrame Jan 26 '22

seriously when I send a 2 minute video my friend doesn't want to fucking watch it but he wants me to watch x timestamp in KSI try not to laugh

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u/imatunaimatuna Jan 26 '22 edited Jan 26 '22

My brother constantly tells me to watch a whole episode his favorite anime shows or shows me like a 10+ minute video of his favorite youtubers, but the moment I tell him "hey I want you to watch this 40-second video" he's all like "ughhhh why is it so long" or "no"

I swear to god it's annoying as shit

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u/TheLargeShaft C H E E S E Jan 26 '22

Do u laugh?

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u/Meowoofmooo Dank Cat Commander Jan 26 '22

Lol this reminds me of my friend who doesnt check the hilarious reddit posts that I send him but wants me to watch sidemen tinder videos.

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u/bloobruvlasagna Jan 26 '22

but the timestamp could be 5 seconds?

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u/Alco_Warrior Jan 26 '22

9gag moment when sending funny memes to Reddit friend

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u/NB9911 ☣️ Jan 26 '22

Reddit moment when sending memes to anyone else

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u/Meowoofmooo Dank Cat Commander Jan 26 '22

I swear there are so many people who dont realise reddit is the place for memes not instagram.

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u/Grut0l Jan 26 '22

Instagram memes are either stolen from reddit or terrible, all my friends use Instagram...

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u/BabiMunizTS Jan 26 '22

Waiting for their reaction to the funny part, but their facial expression doesn't change

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u/MrSmile223 Jan 26 '22

Fuck anyone who watches me while forcing me to watch their videos.

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u/NudesForHighFive Jan 26 '22

I'd rather have a friend that says "I'm not going to watch that" than someone who lies about it

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u/scioto133 Jan 26 '22

That’s what I do lol, Im pretty straight forward lmao

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u/NudesForHighFive Jan 26 '22

Wide open communication/honesty definitely does come off as rude sometimes, but I think it's overall better for both people to take this approach. So, so many issues in my life could've become easier or gone away completely if I was more straightforward with what I was feeling. It's a very useful trait to have/build upon

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u/ItsFrank25 Jan 26 '22

You don’t have this problem if you don’t have friends ;)

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u/Ravenclaw_14 ☣️ Jan 26 '22

insert Mad Eye Moody: LIARS

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u/IShallPetYourDogo Jan 26 '22

Maybe he's already seen it

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u/SchemeHead Jan 26 '22

I seent it

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u/Mr_bubelgum Jan 26 '22

He’s already seen it calm down

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u/MastOfDaddy Jan 26 '22

Then dont send the videos, stop annoying your friends.

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u/GMD3S1GNS Jan 26 '22

Ngl when someone sends me a video link, there’s probably a 100% chance I’m never going to click on it

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u/Alec_NonServiam Jan 27 '22

clicks video

YouTube app opens and blinds tf out of me

ad starts playing at 300db

Nope.

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u/card797 Jan 26 '22

Stop sending videos. That is your lesson.

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u/CynicalFucc Jan 26 '22

I'm a good friend. I set a timer..

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u/DasEvoli ☣️ Jan 26 '22

So many shitty people in this thread. If a friend sends me a 3 minute video so I can enjoy it too I watch it. It's such a simple thing to do to make your friend happier

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u/coldpancake77 Jan 26 '22

I’ve done this and been called out on it

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/TheDeamonMeteor Jan 26 '22

... And is about Auschwitz

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Not watching if its more than10 sec

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u/CWD_Vasil Jan 26 '22

For the 69th comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Oh the irony, i can relate to this.

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u/ApaleusAldore Jan 26 '22

Good Ending: He has already seen this video and is glad you have enjoyed it too to the point of sharing it

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u/edessaid Jan 26 '22

And it was a scene from Schindler's list

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u/M_not_robot Jan 26 '22

What if he had already watched it before?

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u/Banthafooood Jan 26 '22

Is this a 3 minute gif?

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u/luanfriburgo1991 Jan 26 '22

Maybe he is already laughing with just 10 secs. of the video.

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u/Cautious_Ad_9224 ☣️ Jan 26 '22

Emotional damage

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u/Jonmak4000 Jan 26 '22

Emotional Damage

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u/Negan_82 Jan 26 '22

I do this with my parents

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u/N1k0rasu Jan 26 '22

Where my "watching the video right after you sent it so you know when it's over and should expect a response" gang at?

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u/riz_zuran Jan 26 '22

Me when I get ifunny links in group chat

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u/aljcalcantara Jan 26 '22

Same with music recos, how yall judging the whole track just by hearing 10 seconds

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u/Ash_elf Jan 26 '22

How can this be so right, and yet so unknown?

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u/ElVlado Jan 26 '22

What if they’ve already seen it?

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u/bradbrazer Jan 26 '22

Me sending him my suicide video message

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u/Hunter042005 Jan 26 '22

He probably played it on 3x speed

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u/LosBramos Jan 26 '22

Already saw it

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u/kodymcbridge Jan 26 '22

Him after 10 more seconds : Watched it again. It is so funny!

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u/The_gaming_wisp Jan 26 '22

He watched it in 18x speed

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u/Lizard-o-the-ages Jan 27 '22

One of my friends sends me vids every 5 seconds. I usually dont watch them then binge like 10 in a row whenever im bored

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u/Hiskoa69 Jan 27 '22

That's why i always see the time of the video.

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u/stonksofwhoosh Jan 27 '22

Me who knows there are two unskippable ads before the video starts:

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u/DG_SlayerSlender Jan 27 '22

What if they'd seen it previously?

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u/Stratomania Jan 27 '22

1000000% my friends

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u/Bonkfist Jan 27 '22

Hahahahahaha fck this shit

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u/Fat_eyes_Washington Jan 27 '22

I'll speak on behalf of that friend. Don't send me none of your memes because either I've seen it or I'm not interested because if I were interested than I would have seen it before you. I barely have enough energy to get through the day let alone fake react to your shit tier week old meme or some bullshit video that I don't give a flying fuck about. Sincerely and with love - that friend <3