r/dankmemes 8d ago Wholesome 11 Silver 3 Helpful 3

No stopping Florida Man

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u/jjm295 8d ago

What that thumb do tho....

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u/macey29ch 8d ago

Ikr its like a middle finger for a thumb

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u/JesusIsMyAntivirus 7d ago

With an extra bend that's backwards
It looks like he just has a finger looking thing on top of his normal thumb

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u/Deceptichum 7d ago

Someone finally invented the finglonger.

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u/FrightfullyRespect 7d ago

He walks like he owns the world.

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u/ThroatDependenadf 7d ago

he's like Marlboro man... no one knows when he'll show up. but its good knowing he's always out there.

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u/ErinDidNothingWrong 7d ago

Great News !

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u/Thedustonyourshelves 7d ago

The girls love em!

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u/AnyResident8643 7d ago

This is tsim sha tsui of the kowloon peninsula of hong kong, on the coast of victoria harbor

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u/bestybhoy 7d ago

the star ferry terminal, yes.

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u/datsmn 7d ago

Ol' finger thumb

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u/MrClaretandBlue 7d ago Gold All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe

Tommy Dick fingers.

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u/BIGGITY-BOO 7d ago

🤣 Tommy Dick Fingers!! imma try to make that my steam account name

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u/The_Lapsed_Pacifist 7d ago

I used to have a friend named penis fingers. True story

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u/Chroniklerr 7d ago

Dick king

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u/virus_apparatus 7d ago

So happy I’m not the only one tripping on that guys thumb

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u/Prash09 7d ago

My tongue was tripping on that guy's comment

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u/ShrimpYolandi 7d ago

It impregnates women.

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u/poopellar big pp gang 7d ago

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Report > spam

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u/Significant-Mud2572 7d ago

Except Florida man almost exclusively stays in Florida.

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u/justMeTee 7d ago

It has 3 knuckles

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u/blazenl 7d ago

He’s a proctologist

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u/DocVak 7d ago

I was just wondering

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u/LittleTea62 7d ago

its bigger then my

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u/ahjumTaeng 8d ago

that’s an uncomfortably long looking thumb

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u/Lukthar123 7d ago

Some call it Finger...

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u/_IliaD Dr Michael Morpheus 7d ago

Kid named Finger:

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u/xtilexx 7d ago

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u/bipolarpinkeye 7d ago

Is that so?

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u/newttargaeryon 7d ago

You're silly, Pop pop

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u/SupaLucasPC Meme Connoisseur 7d ago

Just 5 more minutes

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u/Flo1231 7d ago

finger? i barely know 'er

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u/FL00DGate 7d ago

waltuh, put your dick away waltuh

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u/thenewlydreaded 7d ago

or thinger

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u/CruciFuckingAround 7d ago

taking "stick your thumb up your ass" to a whole new level

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u/AFlyingNun 7d ago

I have an uncomfortably long looking thumb and even for me his is an uncomfortably long looking thumb

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u/Privateer_Lev_Arris 7d ago

He hitchhiked all the way there

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u/White11tiger 7d ago

and I know why i (¬‿¬)

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u/shachar58 8d ago

British be like: what a lovely day!

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u/Herr_Namenslos 7d ago

It churely ish a nice day innit?

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u/xxSnusmumrikenxx 7d ago

Nice day for a fishin, aint it? Huh hah!

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u/parabolaralus 7d ago

I wonder if Baelin ever actually gets to fish...

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u/RandomPotato082 7d ago

In order to fish you need a string. Baelin doesn't have a string on his stick

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u/htmlboss 7d ago

I love their videos

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u/gummymatrix23 7d ago

Nothing can stop him having a good time!

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u/Jaggedmallard26 7d ago

"Fancy a barbecue pet?" "Wyeaye"

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u/AFalconNamedBob 7d ago

Big coat weather that

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u/action_turtle 7d ago

Common Steve, leave her too it, game kicks off in 2mins!

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u/Arn_Thor 7d ago edited 7d ago

It’s Hong Kong so chances are it’s a Brit or a British descendant from the penal colonies

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u/toastyspringz 8d ago

Australians sure know how to announce themselves

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u/Alpha_Whiskey_Golf 7d ago

You can tell he's an aussie just by looking.

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u/dumblederp 7d ago

It's the everything.

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u/H_I_McDunnough 7d ago

I can't explain why but my immediate thought was Aussie. Glad I wasn't the only one.

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u/Im_All_Right 7d ago

Absolutely immediate. Certainty. I didn't and still don't question my instinct.

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u/dkbobby 7d ago

This cunt skulls VB long necks for brekky.

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u/COCKFUKKA 7d ago

Whata fuckin sick cunt!

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u/idontwantaus3rname 7d ago

Haha he's one of mee🥰🤣 only i WISH i had his resilience. I am aussie though and definitely thought he was aussie...😅

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u/Midgetsdontfloat 7d ago

You can tell he's an Australian because of the way that he is.

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u/tyrghast I'm a sussy baka 7d ago

I mean just look at em

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u/Midgetsdontfloat 7d ago edited 7d ago

How neat is that?

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u/Bowlffalo_Soulja 7d ago

Now this isn't much of a big boy, I don't want to kill the animal. But I do want to warn it and say hey I think you're pretty neat and I respect your distance.

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u/LowDownSkankyDude 7d ago

I immediately knew. His names probably Gary. Decent bloke. Not as funny as he thinks he is, though. Bit of a Bogan, really.

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u/Windalooloo 7d ago

Not as funny as he thinks he is

You have to be as drunk as him

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u/LucasPig_HK 8d ago

HongKonger detected???

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u/ACL711 7d ago

Funnily enough I still remember that typhoon, actually we only tend to remember the typhoon 10s at least

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u/awesomeness1024 Pizza Time☣️ 7d ago

Oh yes we had to tape up the windows for that one

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u/WangYat2007 7d ago

颱風山竹我哋個個都記得呀

打風嗰陣我哋做過啲乜嘢蠢事我哋都記得呀

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u/Tank-Fish 7d ago

我哋? 🧐

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u/Windalooloo 7d ago

He's speaking Cantonese, which is a silly language

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u/_new_beginnings 7d ago

Lmao that was completely bullshit though

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u/RandomPotato082 7d ago

It's a language with phases adapted from english, single english words and quotes from movies which people know despite not even knowing the movie. It makes no sense at all. But it is what it is

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u/Trav_yeet 7d ago

bro this was ages ago definitely not 山竹 you can tell just by tvbs fonts and stuff

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u/Mr_Fat_Lai 7d ago

我Check翻大典,係2009年嘅莫拉菲

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u/Markus-but-with-a-c Grove Street is 7d ago

我記得出邊有個人喺度帶住個垃圾桶行嚟行去,好似Among us

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u/WangYat2007 7d ago

背隻孭埋個背囊就完美 XD

(I need a photo. please.)

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u/Markus-but-with-a-c Grove Street is 7d ago

冇影到不過啱啱好YouTube有video (係喺黃埔)

https://youtu.be/V5pONpod7d0

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u/ArgusTheOmni 7d ago

佢無論點都要返工,我好欣賞佢嘅堅持

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u/Amazwastaken 7d ago

講緊啲咩蠢事

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u/Un_limited_Power 7d ago

應該講緊山竹一落波全世界趕住返工

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u/Sakura_J_S 7d ago

yay hongkonger check 👍

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u/Ubugsoft_potato 7d ago

香港人集合

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u/tomyang1117 MAYONNA15E 7d ago

Hong Konger reporting in lol

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u/tommy200401 7d ago

Rare to see a Hong Kong meme

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u/_BMS 7d ago

I'd recognize the TVB logo anywhere.

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u/jdsonical 7d ago

身體要向前傾斜???

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u/ObeyToffles 7d ago

Hong kongers unite!!

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u/IanDaPoop 7d ago

Hong konger hello

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u/Tank-Fish 7d ago

hong kongers assemble

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u/SheWhoUpvotes 7d ago

hello fellow Hong Konger

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u/hashtagJR7 7d ago

HK siuuu

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u/MrStoccato 7d ago

I mean, this is TVB, so it’s 100% certified HK

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u/WinderTP 7d ago

Fuckin Michael Jackson lookin forward tiltin motherfucker, how would anyone forget about that

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u/LJ7006 7d ago

香港人報到 o/

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u/nitrogen_onoxide 7d ago

我係連登既reddit間諜,大家記得聽日準時返工

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u/BoringMann 7d ago

Hongkonger checking in 👍

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u/Armed-Roomba 7d ago

Repotting in as a Hong Konger

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u/FurretTheShiny I haven't pooped in 3 months 7d ago

HongKonger +1

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u/aryanawesome 7d ago

HONGKONGERS UNITE

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u/slack_wad 8d ago

Thuuuuuuuuuuumb

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u/Binge_Gaming 7d ago

His one thumbs up is equivalent to most peoples two thumbs up.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/evr- 7d ago

Seems nice.

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u/Drift_Dude 7d ago

for the most part, it is pretty nice. the frequent summer typhoons really mess up the view though, as shown in the meme.

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u/_Nynxx 7d ago

been pretty calm all summer this year though.

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u/Drift_Dude 7d ago

...so far... only arceus knows how many typhoons will hit us

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u/CorneliusJack 7d ago

Yes for Tsim Sha Tsui, but it is in front of the Ocean Terminal, next to the Star Ferry, about 100m from the Peninsula.

Or more precisely the '5 flag poles'.

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u/Drift_Dude 7d ago

when i said peninsula, i meant the kowloon peninsula as a whole, not the hotel lol. to clarify, this is exactly by the "5 flag poles", as u/CorneliusJack mentioned.

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u/awxggu 7d ago

Im pretty sure that every hong Konger who's on reddit can already understand basic english

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u/SomeOnesRandomThing 8d ago

Well he is getting hammered and having fun so I don't see the problem officer

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u/thematchalatte 7d ago

Such a classic Hong Kong meme

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u/NaganoGreen 7d ago

I fucking guarantee that’s Aussie-man. Source; I live in japan, I Know several Aussie-men.

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u/idontwantaus3rname 7d ago

I agree! I'm an Aussie girl🤭

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u/TinyDickTimmyy 7d ago

If only they were in Japan

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u/ExistingSwimmer1258 7d ago

Hongkonger???

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u/bneff08 7d ago

He's too nicely put together to be Florida. Maybe Australian?

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u/idontwantaus3rname 7d ago

All these people saying he's an aussie has me feelin like a PROUD AUSSIE🤣💖

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u/bneff08 7d ago

Lol absolutely! I guessed he was Aussie because they are closer to Japan than Florida. He's definitely no bogan tho

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u/bloudy 20th Century Blazers 7d ago

Obviously. He's wearing a shirt.

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u/ElonMuskIsJesus2 7d ago

Buff Goodman?!

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u/nicedevill 7d ago

His thumb has a thumb.

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u/ZeusUpYourAss 7d ago

Thumbception

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u/ElCanout 7d ago

thumbdzilla

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u/IHazMagics Magic the mod gay away 7d ago

Now I'm realising in some situations, Florida man is basically an aussie on vacation.

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u/RICKASTLEYNEGGS 7d ago

I want a Particle Man parody about Florida Man now

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/KuyaEduard 7d ago

That's not a thumb, THIS is a thumb

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u/TheUnknown919 7d ago

Glad this classic Hong Kong meme is being recognized

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u/Rykiel1124 7d ago

Omg a meme from my hometown

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u/flyingjesuit 7d ago

That man is clearly Australian or British.

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u/Sussy_404Error 7d ago

Damn I’ve seen this on live tv before since I live in HK and this was one of the worst typhoons HK have ever seen

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u/Byerman 7d ago

No one will believe this, but I’m actually close personal friends with the white guy giving the thumbs up. And yes, he’s one crazy motherfucker.

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u/FaZaCon 7d ago

GET READY TO THUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!!!!!

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u/Cooper4859 7d ago

Definitely British

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u/i_am_unco 7d ago

that reporter gets a big thumbs up

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u/SheWhoUpvotes 7d ago

never would i have thought that i’d see TVB in r/dankmemes

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u/Last-Conference4945 7d ago

TVB is very memeable

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u/kindofaweebexnormie 7d ago

Longest thumb I've ever seen

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u/darklord01998 7d ago

"Summers suck"

-South Asia

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u/SkadoodSkadad 7d ago

Hong Kong gang

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u/Mistiltella 7d ago

As someone from HK I only remember the part where this reporter almost got blown away by the wind...

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u/zZ845_overhyped 7d ago

💀💀That's from my home country (Hong Kong)

the typhoon there be ragin

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u/IButterz420 This guy needs some popcorn 7d ago

Long LOOOONNNNGGG man

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u/twoOneTwelve 7d ago

Kid named

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u/chill4r_San 7d ago

When the storm is so strong it warps the space around his thumb.

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u/old_mike111 7d ago

Haha, chad

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u/Diligent-Dimension75 7d ago

That thumb is longer than my man meat

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u/seaneihm 7d ago

Monsoon season be like:

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u/nomadofwaves 7d ago

Just a Florida local heading to the theme parks to enjoy shorter lines.

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u/Shleepy1 7d ago

Looks like he was going in circles ;)

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u/notimetowaste420 7d ago

Why‘s his thumb so long tho

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u/seltariver 7d ago

Was this during the typhoon mangkhut lol

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u/Down_The_Black_River 7d ago

All I can hear in my head while watching this is the constant epic bottle whistle as this bloke casually jaunts around during a fuggin' typhoon...

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u/doctor_derpington 7d ago

Classic 老外

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u/Jacob-the-martyr is halal 7d ago

Kid named finger:

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u/WindowsCrashedAgain 7d ago

Was that Saul Goodman?

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u/Maaatloock 7d ago

Was that Gregg Turkington?

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u/thememesbot 7d ago

Dude looks in blue shirt looks like if Saul Goodman consumed the shit Walter White made

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u/NotChemicalz 7d ago

Better than whatever the fuck we got going on here

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u/CrazyThomas732 7d ago

bros thumb is fucked

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u/konraad 7d ago

This guy is definitely Australian

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u/Xpert-destroyer 7d ago

Yo, I remember seeing this live, i used to live in hong kong, and still the second funniest thing I've seen on the news.

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u/pastroc 7d ago

It's most likely a British tourist.

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u/R0wdy_R0ar5_789 7d ago

Florida man is everywhere, at all times.

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u/mjoric 7d ago

Better Call Saul later...

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u/codesennin 7d ago

Irish: “ GLORIOUS DAY. IT’S JUST WET WIND”

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u/Sackerson-502 7d ago

Look at the size of that thumb goddamn! That man is an alien lol

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

He’s gone international

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u/oldbuttoneyes 7d ago

All I see is a giant thumb.

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u/glocgotti 7d ago

just a regular tuesday for florida there

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u/Duffamongus 7d ago

Wait...da fuk? Hentai thumb?

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u/mouthgmachine 7d ago

I watched it in slow motion. I think that his thumb is long but not as long as it appears, I think it is an artifact in the low quality video.

You can see as he first lifts it up, it is long but not insane looking; then as he pumps his fist down, the tip of the thumb is against a background piece of a roof behind him that’s the same color and I think the compression then “fills in” a couple extra inches of thumb as it comes back below his shoulder.

I think this could be the script for a new CSI