r/entertainment 8d ago Wholesome 2

Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson Break Up After 9 Months of Dating

https://www.eonline.com/news/1341038/kim-kardashian-and-pete-davidson-break-up-after-9-months-of-dating
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u/heyzeus92 8d ago Silver Gold

I'm surprised they didn't get married first

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u/melvinfosho 8d ago

Well how many tattoos of her did he get?

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u/PoisedbutHard 8d ago

At least 4

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u/VictoriaSobocki 7d ago

Was there room? Impressive.

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u/bigladnang 7d ago

All of her ass too.

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u/forests-of-purgatory 8d ago

He branded(like they do to cattle, with a hot iron) her name or her company or something on to his body also

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u/Bubbly-Might-3202 8d ago

I think he put her kids names on him too. Talk about weird.

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u/HDarger 8d ago

He got Kanye’s name tattooed as well

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u/Cartnation 8d ago

skete <3 ye

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u/Bubbly-Might-3202 8d ago

Pete the skete!

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u/nittun 8d ago

Thats a crazy level of red flag. record breaking even.

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u/jumpers4goaIposts 8d ago

Does Pete Davidson need any more red flags?

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u/AICPAncake 8d ago

It’s an interesting question. Does a red flag need red flags?

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u/armageddidon 8d ago

Oh noooooooo

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u/qtpss 8d ago

Mr. Bill??

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u/TripleB33_v2 8d ago

He just wants to be mean!!

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u/mromar33 8d ago

I know. Knowing this is like death by second hand cringe

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u/alkalinejm 8d ago

Oh my god, Kanye must have lost his mind!

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u/nunyabidnessss 8d ago

Really?! That’s fuckin weird. Not to mention the world could see this was a stunt on her part.

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u/DisastrousAge4650 8d ago

How do you forget the kids? He put their initials on his neck and it makes me sick every time I’m reminded of it.

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u/forests-of-purgatory 8d ago edited 8d ago

I didnt know he did that until this thread

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 8d ago

Damn, gotta head over to Kanye’s instagram or Twitter. “Skete” about to get it.

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u/ike_tyson 8d ago

She'll marry the next guy she dates.

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u/AvocadoUtopia 8d ago

Yeah he's a real life Good Luck Chuck

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u/Lil-CBD 8d ago

In this economy?

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u/SalomeMachiavelli 8d ago

$20 that’s why they broke up. She wanted to and he said nah or Vice versa

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u/Unfadable1 8d ago

Or: a rebound is a rebound is a rebound.

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u/majesticalexis 8d ago

Good thing he didn't get her kids names tattoo'd on his neck or anything crazy like that.

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u/mbgal1977 8d ago edited 8d ago

He got her name branded on him and said how cool it was because he could never get it removed. So cool now right

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u/dr_mudd 8d ago

Yes! And “my girl is a lawyer” branded on him, too.

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u/Weird-Ingenuity97 8d ago

Yeahhhh I’ve always felt tattoos of your significant other aren’t really a good idea unless you’re married

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u/Brando_Fett 8d ago

I’m married and have a bunch of tattoos. I don’t want any wife tattoos and she doesn’t want any husband tattoos. I just don’t get the idea behind them they feel manipulative to me.

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u/Weird-Ingenuity97 8d ago

Yeah, they just feel it’s a lil off to me. Especially when some people get them of people they’ve barely even got to know. I personally wouldn’t get them even if I was married.

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u/igotagoodfeeling 8d ago

Tattoos should be for you, not anyone else. If it happens to be to honor your partner that’s cool. Just hopefully you’re not in a position to regret it. Doing it as a gesture is the absolute wrong motivation

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u/PretendThisIsMyName 8d ago

Neither of us have the others name or anything like that but I have a heart with a puzzle piece cut out of it and she has the puzzle piece. That’s good enough where if we ever did split up it wouldn’t be like regrettable or off putting like a name or face.

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u/TheWholeOfTheAss 8d ago

Those kids have a wild life. Your dad Kanye West needs some alone time. Your new step-dad is this goofball from SNL. Oh and your mom Kym has gotta take pics of her bare ass because that’s what makes you millionaires.

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u/Neural_groove 8d ago

This is how you create ultra wealthy people who think bananas cost 10 dollars.

But then again with inflation bananas might end up costing that lol. cries in poor

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u/majesticalexis 7d ago

I wish a picture of my ass could make me a millionaire.

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u/JeepersMurphy 8d ago

That’s some messed up love bombing shit right there.

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u/satansheat 8d ago

Micheal Scott photo shopping himself in family photos level cringe.

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u/Oxford_Comma83 8d ago

Dude is KING of love bombing

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u/astrobagel 8d ago

And the KING of Staten Island

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u/Happy_Chip 8d ago

he got knscp tattoed which stands for kim north saint chicago and psalm…

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u/AdPsychological7926 8d ago Wholesome

I thought it meant - Knees Nose Scalp Clavicle Penis - as in areas not tattooed. Yet.

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u/Bing_Bong_the_Archer 8d ago

What? Thats a stupid thing to tattoo

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u/YoItsYaBoy_Pat 8d ago

May I direct you to all his other tattoos?

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u/porkforpigs 8d ago

gestures at Pete Davidson in general

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u/borkbubble 8d ago

That’s the joke

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u/Arizona_Pete 8d ago Helpful

The Juice is loose - HIDE YOUR GIRLFRIENDS.

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u/Junkstar 8d ago

He’ll get Amal Clooney next.

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u/Altruistic_Toe5614 8d ago Silver

The next time we see Pete, he’s gonna be on a boat with Pam Anderson in 1999.

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u/Kir_NB 8d ago

I would totally watch

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u/greatertittedshark 8d ago edited 8d ago

amal 200 to 1
lil nas x 150 to 1
scarlet johanson 100 to 1
ana des armas 50 to 1
lady gaga 30 to 1
millie.bobby brown 15 to 1
halsey 10 to 1
britnet spears 5 to 1
some model 2 to 1

place your bets here

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u/frodoishobbit 7d ago

I’ll put 200 on lil nas

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u/cr1ter 7d ago

It's going to be Ana des Armas watch

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u/Checkoutmawheeeeepit 8d ago

I hope Brittany is reading thinking I know I had questionable taste, but still?

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u/CAJ16 7d ago edited 7d ago

Ana De Armas at 50 to 1 feels like highway robbery, here. Where can I place my bet?

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u/donDesantis 8d ago

I doubt it George Clooney has a some sort of Charm

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u/brutalistbbi52 8d ago

Fucking hilarious comment

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u/rrogido 8d ago

Pete is turning out to be THE rebound guy for famous women. It's a pretty good lane to be in.

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u/Wall_Investigator 7d ago

Dude's gonna end up being the next forever alone celeb like John Mayer

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u/jakehood47 7d ago

Poor John Mayer, signature guitars, banging popstars and movie stars, living in a mansion and playing Crossroads Festival. Must be such a sad, lonely life.

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u/Arizona_Pete 8d ago

I mean, it’s only good if you’re in to banging ridiculously hot celebrities.

I mean who really wants that, really?

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u/GabJ78 8d ago

Hide yo wives

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u/A-U-R-A 8d ago

Look out! The most eligible bachelor since Valentino came over is loose.

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u/girlinanemptyroom 8d ago

Everything is temporary.

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u/hell-interface 8d ago

maybe not the branding he got of her name lol

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u/TidusxX420 8d ago

To the surprise of absolutely no one

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u/GarageQueen 8d ago

I'm honestly surprised it lasted this long.

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u/igraywolf 8d ago

I’m more surprised Kanye didn’t kill Pete Davidson. Or Maybe Kim.

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u/Galemianah 7d ago

I'd say "or himself" but dudes a narcissist.

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u/OilyQueefResidue 8d ago

I thought they were gonna make it. Hahaha. Kayne is stoked; was probably all a publicity stunt and Ye and Kim get back together.

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u/LeaveForNoRaisin 8d ago

Pete Davidson is everyone's mid-life (quarter-life) crisis boyfriend.

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u/MoistPaperNapkin 8d ago

Kanye West is somewhere rubbing his hands and letting out the biggest villain laugh

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u/senseofphysics 8d ago

And then immediately his face goes back to neutral

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely 8d ago

And then he creates the dopest song you've heard in years. And then he tells the world that he fries his eggs in vaseline instead of oil because God wants us to stop milking plants.

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u/i_b_screamin 8d ago

I read that whole thing and didn't bat an aye, but Ye manifested in my head and uttered those three words 'stop milking plants'

Guys, I've found my calling in life.

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u/nataphoto 8d ago

Who’s he going to bang next, the ghost of Marilyn Monroe? Biblical Eve?

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u/Spy_Fox64 8d ago

I hear Helen of Troy is lining up

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u/iceburglettuce 8d ago

Speaking of Marilyn Monroe, he’ll probably land Ana De Armas.

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u/Vermillion_Crab 8d ago

I heard he banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom once

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u/SluggishJuggernaut 7d ago

That comment is streets ahead!

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u/Chemical_Doughnut248 8d ago

Truly he’s working some sort blood sex magic straight out of the necronomicon

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u/Ruxini 8d ago

Pete is a mystery to me. He is banging all the hottest or high-status chicks in the world all while being a mediocre to semi-good comedian and looking like a stoned vampire child in a grown-up’a body. How??!?!

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u/swiftblaze28 8d ago

a hot new bombshell has entered the villa

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u/chaos_is_a_ladder 8d ago

The public have been voting…

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u/data139data139 8d ago Wholesome

The contract their publicists put together was only good for 9 months.

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u/lapike 8d ago

As someone who’s worked in a tangentially related industry, your comment is the most accurate one

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u/Im_old_poor 8d ago

I’m glad I’m not unjustifiably jaded then by the rich and famous. Whenever I saw anything about these 2 together - as someone pointed it out- whenever these 2 were forced upon my knowledge - I always thought “what an odd publicity coupling….”

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u/samoDALLAS 7d ago

Not so crazy. Don’t forget the press Kim’s sister got for dating Travis Barker right before this relationship started. This definitely didn’t come out of nowhere

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u/gcoba218 7d ago

Are some relationships indeed fake, and only used for publicity?

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u/Redhfx22 8d ago

They talked about 6 months and settled on 9

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u/BabyUGotAStewGoin 8d ago

Please don’t fuck my wife, Pete.

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u/mackinoncougars 8d ago

On a scale of Ariana Grande to Kate Beckinsale, where does your wife land?

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u/SpaceSlingshot 8d ago All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy

I also choose this guy’s dead wife.

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u/HamsterBaiter 8d ago

This will never not be funny to me

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u/Different_Way_157 7d ago

Yeah... when it's actually relevant though lmao

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u/untittledunicorn 8d ago

If she’s not relevant she’s no good for his career, doesn’t matter how hot.

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u/Topgun157 8d ago

I'm sure he will somehow land Ana de Armas

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u/sharpcheddar3322 8d ago

I would be kinda pissed if he did lol not really but I'd be like "COME ON"

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u/DamnSon81 8d ago

I think his next GF is a porn star probably.

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u/AmbitiousButRubbishh 8d ago

$100 on European head of state at 500:1

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u/IcyChard4 8d ago

Probably Jennifer Aniston. Man, this guy is always available.

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u/ahearthatslazy 8d ago

Oh, God. He’s going to date Angelina and get all their names tattooed, huh?

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u/anna-nomally12 8d ago

I’m hoping for Sydney Sweeney next

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u/ChicaFrom408 8d ago

Maybe Halle Berry since Jlo is off the market now.

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u/AdPsychological7926 8d ago

Give it time. Give it time. That JLo - BAf marriage ain't gonna last.

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u/zth25 8d ago

That's a weird one, because if we look at their history of relationships and marriages, they could really be made for each other. Then again, if we look at their history of relationships and marriages, they will split within the year.

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u/longtimelyndon 8d ago

Too bad the weirdo already tattooed all her kids names on him

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u/GareduNord1 8d ago

Did he really lmao

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u/non_stop_disko 8d ago

This and he got something like "my girls a lawyer" or something and she isn't even a lawyer lol

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u/HitlersGhost1 8d ago

I like Pete but you’d think he woulda learned after grande not to be tatting shit of your gf on your body.

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u/tossNwashking 8d ago

He takes pride in having dumb tattoos.

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u/solidcakeeater 8d ago edited 7d ago

This ^ the dude has a tattoo of Hillary Clinton. I doubt it bothers him anymore.

Edit: lmao why is everyone saying that Pete fucked Hillary Clinton?

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u/sylpher250 8d ago

How does the saying go? One dumb tattoo is a tragedy, a thousand is a statistic?

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u/Scarro_Lamann 8d ago

A thousand is a Pete Davidson

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u/spacetrees 8d ago

A silly tattoo of Hillary Clinton is leagues away from a tattoo of your ex’s children’s names on you, lol.

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u/KING_JELLYB3AN 8d ago

It's more of a badge of honor for him at this point, I don't think they mean anything to him.

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u/pwnd32 8d ago Gold

If I’m being honest, I think he’s collecting famous girlfriends and marking them on his body, like a weird celebrity version of Victor Zsasz from Batman.

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u/AntRedundAnt 8d ago

This is hilariously fucked up

“I’ve left a spot here just for youuuuu”

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u/CinderLotus 8d ago

He’s gonna look like a yearbook soon.

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u/ccchuros 8d ago

That's why I'm wondering who's next.

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u/ApolloXLII 8d ago

“Sign my yearbook!”

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u/typesett 8d ago

he is winning in his own way

we dont want that lifestyle but cant deny he has experienced every hot celeb from all the different sectors of entertainment lol

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u/Ok_Character_8569 8d ago

At this rate, he's going to look like a freakin road map pretty soon, kinda like a 'connect-the-dots' thing. lmao

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u/bluehoag 8d ago

Nothing tops his Hilary tattoo

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u/AdamantiumBalls 8d ago

Look at his tattoos , he looks like a bathroom stall in a dive bar with graffiti on it

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u/The_Stiff_Snake 8d ago

Chipotle bag

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u/hello_sweetie_ 8d ago

On his neck, I think

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u/Comprehensive-Cat805 8d ago

Also, not just a tattoo, a BRAND of her name on his chest.

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u/VitaminPb 8d ago

I’m starting to think he may not be mentally stable.

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u/kimeatszombies 8d ago

Forreal, considering he also got tattoos while dating Arianna. Did he not learn anything?

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u/Stupot97 8d ago

Well, he’s rich so he can just cover it up at any point. Also he’s fucking nuts.

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u/420Minions 8d ago

It seems that folks on the internet are more worried about his exes than he is. He’s never had issues with anyone, so I imagine he doesn’t mind as much as random dudes who go to an office

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u/TheNainRouge 8d ago

Dated a Kardashian… checks out.

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u/joesoldlegs 8d ago

gross I forgot all about that

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u/IWillKarateKickYou 8d ago Silver

Prob made it a few months with the kids and said fuck...im still a kid myself i just moved out of my moms

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u/alamakjan 8d ago

I thought he was still living in his mom’s basement?

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u/Lunar_eclipse37 8d ago

He bought the house for his mom then moved into the basement

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u/ibenedict127 7d ago

Most Staten Island move he could make

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u/BoozeWitch 8d ago

That felt like a LONG nine months. Time means nothing anymore.

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u/metallaholic 8d ago

Pete Davidson announced to return to SNL

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u/cr1ter 7d ago

Lol he did use SNL as his personal dating service

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u/RiptideCEO 7d ago Giggle

He apparently could not keep up with the Kardashians

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u/Still_loading_1 8d ago

May be an unpopular opinion, but it seems like Pete does a lot of love bombing. Showing tons of affection (engagement rings after weeks of dating [Ariana], “permanent” tattoos [that he later covers], etc). Then he bounces…

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u/Striking-Ferret8216 8d ago

That'll be the Borderline Personality Disorder.

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u/DontTouchMyPikachu 8d ago

Ahhh takes me back to life before therapy and medication and constantly working on my shit….intense times

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u/mariegalante 8d ago

That’s awesome you’re putting in the work

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u/armageddidon 8d ago

Yeeep. Favorite person. Fear of rejection.

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u/Crake241 8d ago

Wait, I thought the PD in BPD stood for Pete Davidson.

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u/MarcelineMSU 8d ago

Tbf, Ariana left him

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u/n4snl 8d ago

Which starlet would get the big d*** next ?

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u/DamnSon81 8d ago

I really feel like Pete and Miley are going to get out of the friend zone eventually and get together. And when that happens, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they got married and stayed together for life.

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u/ChaddyClassic 8d ago

Oh no.... I'm so upset by this news.... I guess I'll have to go back to ignoring the two of them entirely.

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u/bybeardandthrone 8d ago Facepalm

My fucking high school students kept talking about this more in our world history class than the Ukranian war and it was really infuriating. I could ask them every detail about the pete kanye beef but they couldn't point out France on a God damned map.

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u/ZeroEnergy10 8d ago

Because France didn’t make My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.

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u/Chewbock 8d ago

Just start lying to them and pretending Kanye’s nickname is Europe and Off Brand Buscemi’s name is Germany and then talk about how they’re a lot older than people think and back in like 1941-45 they got in a real big argument after Kanye “invaded” Pete’s new girlfriend, Poland.

If they even remember half of it at least they’ll get a 50% rather than a 0.

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u/GingerCummunist 8d ago

They'll love the battle of the bulge, I'm guessing...

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u/Mahwan 8d ago

Ok so you got me wondering what would be Pete’s name in Polish.

It’d be Piotr Dawidowicz lol

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u/Redhfx22 8d ago

I had a history teacher who did something like this. His first question was “Why do we study history?” Miss brainy proudly says something smart like “Those who don’t know their history are doomed to repeat it.” Teacher says “No. History does not repeat. We study history to learn strategy. It’s the greatest tv show, sports competition, wrestling smackdown, concerto, opera, cage match, rock concert, play you’ll ever encounter. (Everyone in class is listening). It’s a chess match between some of the brightest people who have ever lived. It’s a street fight between some of the most ruthless adversaries you’ll ever hear about. It’s Hulk vs Andre, The Leafs vs The Habs, Metal vs Country, etc.”

The entire class is sitting up and listening. The entire year he talked about the individuals like they were our neighbours. He didn’t worry about dates or get bogged down in specific details. He described it some days in terms of a hickey game, football, baseball. Other days he talked of a chess match. The next a concert recital and how one section could be louder and more dominant than another, creating conflict and anger and misunderstanding.

He personalized history for all our interests. To this day I only remember general dates but often forget the names of those involved but I always remember the strategy and the outcome.

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u/Arborealbro 8d ago

Breaking news, teenagers like teenager things. What a shocker.

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u/Aurum_MrBangs 8d ago

You are commenting on an r/ entertainment thread. Don’t act like your above this.

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u/kdubstep 8d ago

”So…like…Kanye…we aight now?!” -Pete

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u/YourFinestSkittles 8d ago

Not surprised he didn't renew the famous young bf contract.

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u/JFeth 8d ago

Wow! A rebound with a guy that is notorious for intense relationships that flameout quickly didn't last?

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u/CeeKay125 8d ago

Oh no... Anyway

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u/12bbox 8d ago

This afternoon a hundred goons pullin’ up to SNL

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u/ColdFIREBaker 8d ago

Hopefully he waits longer to get a bunch of tattoos/get branded next time.

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u/PVinesGIS 8d ago

In related news, the Wachowski siblings just announced the casting of Pete Davidson in the next Matrix movie, admitting he’s the best bullet dodger that they’ve ever seen.

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u/Nothingaddsup 8d ago

Is it still bullet dodging when you are also a bullet?

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u/bigbadedman 8d ago

Hide your girl friend, wife or side piece! Here comes ..Mr. Steal yo girl!

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u/BoozeWitch 8d ago

After nine months they had a baby named Kanye.

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u/david_chi 8d ago edited 8d ago

She was pretty open about it in that she was just DTF and Pete had that BDE going on so she decided to start banging him. And that girl must have a magic V cuz she whipped him in 2 seconds flat. Dipshit was getting tats of her when all she was doing was getting some interim D.

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u/SensitiveWasabi1228 8d ago

I mean, Pete will get a tattoo for a girl if they've been together for a fucking day so I don't think those a really important.

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u/Nice_Notice9877 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yeah this dude has the mentality of an 18 year old who keeps falling in love. Edit: I don’t know about his mental disorders. That’s terrible. He may just need real loving support.

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u/SensitiveWasabi1228 8d ago

I believe he has a personality disorder so I get he has addictive tendencies. I thought he was learning when he got some tats lasered off. Turns out the lesson was just, "Hey more room for bullshit."

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u/separate_guarantee2 8d ago

Agree. I have BPD and he’s eerily similar.

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u/nataphoto 8d ago

Tbf if my last two relationships were grande and kim, it’s not like I wouldn’t be proposing daily

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u/BrinedBrittanica 8d ago

it was also good publicity for him

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u/PM_ME_GRRL_TUNGS 8d ago

Really glad every minutiae of my dating life isn't news

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u/zyqzy 7d ago

Must have been hard for them to wait till after Depp - Heard publicity cleared from the airs….

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u/toady82 7d ago

I guess his contract was up.

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u/Constant_Shop3265 8d ago

If he starts dating Shakira I’m gonna lose it!!

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u/jaysin1983 8d ago

That’s too bad. Now who is Ye gonna get mad and make music about? Who I ask you??

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u/dariodeluxe 8d ago

Drake, Kudi, possibly Future... Kendrick, J. Cole, maybe Ray J?

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u/eldude6035 8d ago

At least he didn’t knock her up.

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u/chidoOne707 8d ago

And Kanye’s jealousness will never be forgotten and live forever.

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u/HappyAtheist3 8d ago

Make fun of Kanye, get some head, then leave

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u/srv50 7d ago

“I can do better!” “Yeah, me too!” “Bye!” “Bye!”

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u/zombie_3184 8d ago

Not surprised. Pete trying to be a daddy to a girl with 5 kids already and he’s still acts like a kid himself

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u/SlientlySmiling 8d ago

Shocked. Shocked to hear this.

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u/tist006 8d ago

This guy has to have a monster dong

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u/happybuffalowing 7d ago

Or just really good game. He’s landing women like that while looking like discarded concept art from Nightmare Before Christmas. It’s amazing.

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u/flipbrother13 8d ago

Maybe Kim didn’t want a child with Pete.

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u/imamakebaddecisions 8d ago

If these 2 crazy kids can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?

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u/jitterbug726 8d ago

Kanye peeking through then windows more intensely now

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u/Content_Dragonfly_53 8d ago

Kanye: “Now is my time”

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u/BodaciousTacoFarts 8d ago

Just in time for NBA Season

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u/Ne4143 7d ago

That was ONLY 9 months?? Felt like I heard about their relationship for a couple years.