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A real chick magnet

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u/flowing_river39 13d ago

I like the head tilts. They look pretty accurate

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u/TriLink710 13d ago

Yea, and it's funny how the guys head bobbles a lot longer because he kisses more, so the spring is weaker

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u/Ansatsushi 13d ago

"Giggity giggity giggity giggity"

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u/boredatschipol 13d ago

My thoughts exactly, this needs to be a Quagmire head!

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u/Calm_Fish_9705 13d ago

Who else but Quagmire 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/JulioSanchez1994 13d ago

He's quagmire he's quagmire giggity giggity giggity let's have sex

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u/Mr_midnightmare 13d ago

"Who else but Quagmire!?"

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u/cm_fanelli 13d ago

I wonder if the fact that he’s rotating helps add to it as well?

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u/FernwehForLife 13d ago

Their heads don't tilt fully like his does. If they did, their heads would also bobble more. Therefore, it's the strength/flexibility of the springs that's affecting it.

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u/riskable 13d ago

Last time this was posted someone asked why the girls would be willing to put up with this guy's behavior...

It's because they don't have their heads on straight!

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u/Mr_Wildcard_ 13d ago

And the madness after the kiss

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u/rgmac1994 13d ago

I've seen a version of this where it breaks because one of the girls gets dragged along with him.

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u/calls_you_a_bellend 13d ago

Tell me about it...

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u/stomach 13d ago

she had to get a ride back to Altoona with her estranged uncle who only made the trip to appease her mother who's overseeing the family estate

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u/badassjeweler 13d ago

Very specific and I love it because I used to drive through Altoona all the time when I lived in PA.

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u/SexandCinnamonbuns 13d ago

Heeeey me too! On my way to SFU!

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u/Joey-Dubbs 13d ago

My mom was born in Altoona...........

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u/Major_Magazine8597 13d ago

Tale as old as time...

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u/SequinSaturn 13d ago edited 13d ago

I know a guy who named his kid time. That boy has a son himself now.

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u/m051 13d ago

So the guy is older than the time itself.

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u/permaculture 13d ago

I see Jack Black and JLaw in the lead roles.

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u/scotchirish 13d ago

I was kinda hoping the last one would have a magnet with the same polarity so it would get repelled away.

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u/oktodls12 13d ago

Me too. I was waiting for it. And slightly disappointed when it didn’t happen.

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u/ConsiderationDry1688 13d ago

That one is called “Life” I believe

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u/auroradpinkelephant 13d ago

Such a passive aggressive gift for a guy who cheated on you.

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u/Coffeelock1 13d ago

A cheater could decide to take it as saying you'll still be waiting for him when he comes back around to you after running off to some other girls.

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u/auroradpinkelephant 13d ago

Oh yeah. Surprisingly its always the toxic ones that are so sure that the ex partner would come back running into their arms.

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u/Furt_III 13d ago

Over heard my neighbor talking on the phone to someone: "You broke my phone and chased me into the bathroom after beating me and leaving bruises on me, why the actual fuck would I even talk to you on purpose ever again?! No, I won't fucking hook up with you!"

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u/KoDj2 13d ago

I didn't realize the first thing I'd read this morning is the reasons I got divorced lol

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u/ggroverggiraffe 13d ago

Is this a common thing? Or are you the neighbor in question?

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u/Scrimshawmud 13d ago

Domestic violence is common enough that 25% of women in the US experience it.

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u/RichWPX 13d ago

Wow that is high as hell

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u/c08855c49 13d ago

And that's just the women who report it. I've been a victim of domestic violence and never called the cops, many women are the same way.

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u/videokamera 13d ago

Same. I hope you’ve healed and found inner love for yourself that you deserve ❤️

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u/TPMinty 12d ago

Most fun part about that study, was it was funded by the police. Haven't investigated themselves in that regard ever since.

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u/WorldsBestArtist 13d ago

That's because in most cases it's true. Source: I see it every day with the women in my family. They've all got these toxic mentally abusive boyfriends they keep running back to after they break up.

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u/Ksradrik 13d ago

Probably because their lifestyle depends on it, its also part of why kids stay with abusive parents, even when they realize how abusive they are.

Living without an income is hell.

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u/matlynar 13d ago edited 13d ago

You'd be surprised but most women in toxic relationships I've known were also the main provider of income. Sure, having your own money makes you more capable of leaving a toxic relationship, but a lot of them just don't.

Or some who do break up eventually, but the kind of toxic parter remains because it's just what they're attracted to. Or some who didn't break up but actually got dumped by the partner who wasn't doing shit for the relationship.

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u/AppleSatyr 13d ago

Financial dependence is only part of the equation. Many of those women have had issues in their life that lead to codependency or their abusive partner has successfully manipulated them into codependency

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u/Kagamid 13d ago

Yeah there's no sense trying to make sense of it. Some people just stay and no one can really explain why without knowing the exact situation which is usually different for everyone.

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u/donttextspeaktome 13d ago

A lot of people are afraid to be alone. I do thank my ex for that. I was alone so much while I was married, I started liking it far more than actually being with him. I actually got to do all I wanted to do without having to either cajole him into joining me or have him complain the entire time. Divorce was easy after that and here I am in bed on a sunny morning with a crispy breeze wafting in, contemplating where I’m going to go for brunch simply because I feel like it.

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u/spagbetti 13d ago

Fear. It’s fear.

I was once hanging out with a friend in a waiting room at a court house for those seeking a protection order from domestic violence. It was filled wall to wall with women.

over the course of 2 hours I watched 12 women lose their nerve and run out of there because they felt they were going to anger their ex (by legally forcing him to stay away from them) and he would hunt them down and kill them.

And that isn’t an irrational fear. Police actually do very little for anyone under a protection order.

It’s often putting gasoline on the fire and add a healthy dose of fear on top of that…it’s a perfect cage.

Some women will reason within their mind that this is ok…they can endure it alone. And really do feel they are all alone and they don’t have power of decision. Because often they Don’t. complacency of fear to stay will outweigh the fear of leaving.

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u/KikiKittystein 13d ago

I was the only provider of income in my abusive relationship. I didn't leave because the motherf'er would sleep with my keys between his legs. He would also get up in the middle of the night and drain all the money out of my account as soon as it went in. I keep hoping to be sent his obituary some fine day.

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u/Enough-Might 13d ago

Some of the dynamic is that successful career women have come up seeing that hard work results in success, often working harder at something than the others around you or in less than supportive environments (in fields where women are underrepresented especially). That can be maladaptive for a relationship that is toxic or unhealthy—the default response is to simply work harder (with a partner that is not working very hard at it or at all) rather than step away.

I think women also still tend to be socialized more than men to make things ok interpersonally.

And there’s also the cycle of intermittent positive reinforcement that can make women feel the allure or false promise of the good moments of a relationship.

Lots of reasons aside from financial dependence making it hard for women to leave abusive situations, though financial dependence is certainly one of the scenarios, one that makes it important to fund women’s shelters and legal aid help.

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u/MrWoohoo 13d ago

It’s really more a matter of codependency. For some people their biggest fear is being abandoned so they have this “I’ll put up with anything as long as you don’t leave me” approach to relationships.

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u/Spanktronics 13d ago edited 12d ago

The women that married my childhood friends all fit that model, bc that drama gives them something interesting to be a part of & it makes them feel important. Took a couple decades of conversations to distill that, but there it is. People want to feel needed and important, and nothing fulfills that like leashing yourself to a big snarling dog, even if half the time it bites you.

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u/WorldsBestArtist 13d ago

I actually had an ex girlfriend tell me that she thought our relationship wasn't working out because we didn't argue enough. I just can't bring myself to have drama just for the sake of drama.

She must be much happier in her new relationship because she is constantly complaining about her new man on facebook.

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u/johnmichael0703 13d ago

She got argued with you because you didn't argue enough? If she did that more it would (unfortunately) solve the problem lol

Glad you got out of that though

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u/tastysounds 13d ago

There are better ways to feel passion

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u/chrisfrh 13d ago

Open one of the dolls head and put the magnet on reverse so it repels the boy's kiss

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u/soodeau 13d ago

Paint one to look like yourself and remove the magnet from that one.

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u/Kagamid 13d ago

That's why you paint them to all look different.

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u/multiarmform 13d ago

the way their heads bounce is really the thing in this piece, more so the guys. its almost like a bobblehead but cranked up to 9. if i was kid i would watch this for at least an hour straight

actually, i want one lol

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u/Silent-G 13d ago

I saw it as that's his move for attracting all those girls, he's just slowly gliding along with his head seizing all over and they're like "ooh, here he comes!"

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u/trasholex 13d ago

Yeah my dude's clearly operating on bird logic.

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u/Calm_Comment- 13d ago

I imagined it like a Glenn Quagmire "Giggity!" head bob, which for some reason seems to actually work for Quagmire with a lot of women in Family Guy lol

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u/NotFallacyBuffet 13d ago

If I put this outside in my neighborhood, there would be a gaggle of tweakers staring at it. Then it would disappear. Lol.

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u/xomns13 13d ago

Yea, it would be fit for my ex.

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u/Sailing_Away_From_U 13d ago

Revenge would be giving him one of these with a girl on her knees and 3 guys.

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u/Bacon-Wrapped-Churro 13d ago

Or for a Mormon.

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u/todosnitro 13d ago

In that toy it's not cheating. It's an open relationship. All in the open, and with proper consent.

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u/thattanna 13d ago edited 13d ago

Song title is Encounter by Stefanie Sun Yan-Zi (孫燕姿 - 遇見), a Singaporean singer.

This is the theme song for a Hong Kong movie called 向左走·向右走 (Turn Left, Turn Right) a romcom, which was filmed in Taiwan. I remembered liking the song because of the movie too.

I think it's fitting for this because I think the movie was about fate. Maybe it's a good time to re-watch since that movie was 20 years ago XD

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u/direwolf08 13d ago

This was what I came to the comments looking for! Thank you for your service

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u/thattanna 13d ago

Np! Recognized the song immediately and since it's not in English, I reckon might as well comment on the title in case anyone wants to know.

Damn, song is 20 years now lol.

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u/Lying_Hedgehog 13d ago

Been listening to a lot of Mandarin songs recently, this one appeared on my playlist one day and I was never able to find it since. Instantly recognized it when I opened the post.

So glad someone knew the name, thank you

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u/[deleted] 13d ago edited 9d ago

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u/Lying_Hedgehog 13d ago

Thank you, very nice recommendation.

Here is three I recently added to my playlist that I really like:

印子月《一首情歌的時間》

space x - 0321

雙笙【漫長的告白】

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u/thattanna 13d ago

Np. I guess this song can be considered a classic now that it's almost 20 years old lol.

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u/creamyhorror 13d ago

A very memorable song for consumers of Mandopop/Taiwanese media two decades ago. Stef Sun became a queen of Mandopop for a reason (her music doesn't all sound like generic Mandopop love ballads - more like self-exploratory Western-influenced singer-songwriter piano-pop). I'm surprised this song got used in this music box though, lol.

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u/saccharind 13d ago

wow, haven’t heard that name in a hot minute. I remember being obsessed with her tian hei hei song a long time ago

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u/adfgqert 13d ago

Thank you!!

If only Reddit still had those free awards

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u/thattanna 13d ago

Haha np, your reply is good as it is :D.

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u/Wyliie 13d ago

thank you! just gave the song a listen on spotify, its beautiful

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u/camorgan 13d ago

Does it drive anyone else a bit nuts that this wasn't shot as a perfect loop? Just a couple seconds longer and a slightly more stable camera...

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u/VulturE 13d ago

Exactly. "I should send em a phone tripod from fivebelow and record a full loop" was my first thought.

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u/plexomaniac 13d ago

I was here thinking how I could use AI to generate the extra frames to complete the loop

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u/tallboyq 13d ago

You spin my head right round

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u/HiddenPingouin 13d ago

Like a record, baby, right 'round

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u/seizuregirlz 13d ago

'round, 'round...

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u/GiantCupcakeOfDeath 13d ago

Every time I thought I banned that memory, the Internet brings it back.

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u/ranting_madman 13d ago

I can’t listen to that song without remembering Meatspin. Trauma.

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u/NebulousMC 13d ago

There should be one that’s his kid’s cheek, his wife, and then his boss’s butt… depending on the time of day.

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u/Dogburt_Jr 13d ago

Why not his wife's butt too... depending on the time of day

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u/Jay_AX 13d ago

wife's butt maybe for the boss' version.

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u/OoT-TheBest 13d ago

Holy Hell! I went to high school with that guy!

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 13d ago

I believe I may have married him

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u/JumpingCoconut 13d ago

Hope the divorce came quick.

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u/OsamaBinFuckin 13d ago

When they come around to it. I think it will.

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u/Corneetjeuh 13d ago

This is a useless but real cool gimmic to have.

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u/sharm00t 13d ago

He wouldn't say this about your girlfriends now, would he?

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u/ItsImNotAnonymous 13d ago

Nah, he'd say it was about me. Just without the gimmick part

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u/Speedy2662 13d ago

I mean, aren't a lot of things 'useless'? Whether it's a decoration or just a weird toy... Weird thing to point out

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u/wakkawakkadodoyeah 13d ago

It's a music box. Its use is to play music.

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u/winged_owl 13d ago

You haven't seen a cuckoo clock before?

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u/Mando_The_Moronic 13d ago

Someone should make one but of Will Smith slapping Chris Rock

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal 13d ago

Not useless if you live in Utah

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u/MegannMedusa 13d ago

Illegal in Utah, legal in Massachusetts.

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u/madbear 13d ago edited 13d ago

My father had a plastic version of this--it was bigger and round and had seven girls in red and blue dresses (this was back in the 1960's). It played the tune "You Can't Be True, Dear." He'd play it for us sometimes after dinner--we loved it. I spent years looking for one and found a smaller version with a little white dog that I adore. My grandkids think it's hilarious, too. https://imgur.com/a/QIFUJn1

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u/Currix 13d ago

The second one was late for the kiss because she was distracted by the dog 😂

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u/ColonalCalamity 13d ago

You could say he, goes around.

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u/HurricanesFan 13d ago

Gets around!

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u/FerretChrist 13d ago

He gets around (get around, 'round, 'round, he gets around)
From town to town (get around, 'round, 'round, he gets around)
He's a real wobbly head (get around, 'round, 'round, he gets around)
He's makin' real good bread (get around, 'round, 'round, he gets around)

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u/PimpTrickGangstaClik 13d ago

Fingertips on the hips as I dip Gotta get a tight grip, don't slip; loose lips sink ships It's a trip, I love the way she licks her lips, see me jockin' Put a little twist in her hips ‘cause I'm watchin'

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u/MrJbrads 13d ago

Morel Orel?!

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u/leedbug 13d ago

That was my first thought too

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u/MrVeazey 13d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw Orel's parents in those figures.

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u/Profeta-14 13d ago

meet me... in my study

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u/AusCan531 13d ago

Three women on the go at the same time? Give your head a shake, mate.

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u/thatguyned 13d ago

He has a type too.

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u/Gwigg_ 13d ago

Triplets ❤️

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u/habitual_wanderer 13d ago

Approved by Mormons

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u/sharkfoots 13d ago

And Rand al'Thor

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u/Woolver 13d ago

Six weeks ago I wouldn't have understood that reference. I'm glad to finally be reading this series.

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u/Finrod_the_awesome 13d ago

You will not regret it but you'll be sad when it's over. It's a great series. Also there is a WOT subreddit. They are good about hiding spoilers, but do be careful. The WOT wiki will definitely have spoilers. If you look up a character it will show their status at the end of the series, i.e. dead, darkfriend, etc.

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u/Jaybeux 13d ago

The Dragon reborn gets all the bitches.

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u/Chibbly 13d ago

Woolhead

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u/Kowzorz 13d ago

Not enough marriage before kissing

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u/IonizedRadiation32 13d ago

I really miss this era of tchotchkes

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u/FerretChrist 13d ago

I miss not seeing the word "tchotchkes" around so much.

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u/yeahjoe55 13d ago

Anyone looking to buy this kind of music box, you can find them from ebay for example. Search music box kissing carousel on ebay.

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u/Freekmagnet 13d ago

I was going to buy my wife one, but they are $90 and made in China. I think I'll just send her the video link instead...

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u/ghost_warlock 13d ago

When you do, send a message with it that says "this could be us but you playin." Just to see how mad she gets

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u/Kitty_live_coffe 13d ago

But many children are really in such "Circles"

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u/j_ds 13d ago

Reminds me of that Bachelor show…

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u/GoneWithTheJizz 13d ago

Put “The Bachelor” logo on it and sell the shit out of these to fans of the show!

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u/EnvyUK 13d ago

Reminds me of Little Nightmares.

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u/jdragun2 13d ago

All I see is Moral Oral.

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u/leavmealone 13d ago

Moral Oral

Was going to say the same thing

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u/UnicornsNeedLove2 13d ago

Where do you get this?

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u/yeahjoe55 13d ago

Theres some in ebay, just search music box kissing carousel

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u/blackbeardrrr 13d ago

Am I the only one that thinks this is sweet?

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u/OathOfFeanor 13d ago

Haha it would be sweet with 1 couple, the roundabout is not sweet

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u/CottonCandyLollipops 13d ago

I was thinking since it's the same base model on all three you could make one a morning disheveled look and another a night time dressed up look so it's like no matter what the time or how she looks the guy just likes kissing her 😌

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u/FerretChrist 13d ago

Unexpectedly wholesome variant!

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u/brneyedgrrl 13d ago

I mean the username is u/CottonCandyLollipops, so there ya go.

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u/Muffer-Nl 13d ago

It's obviously the same girl copied three times for the efffect.

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u/OathOfFeanor 13d ago

"Oh so we all look the same to you?"

-All 3 of them

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u/aberrasian 13d ago

Well the man clearly has a type.

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u/Fineus 13d ago

It'd be really sweet if it showed the same girl at three stages of their relationship... their first date, marriage and in old age.

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u/OkSo-NowWhat 13d ago

Then the guy would just look even more like a pervert

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u/graboidian 13d ago

It's obviously the same girl copied three times for the efffect.

or it's triplets.

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u/Is-that-vodka 13d ago

I mean it was a bit of a challenging wank but I finished.

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u/ghost_warlock 13d ago

I think the proper term is "sister wives," although I think they can actually be triplets too

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal 13d ago

Maybe if there were other girls fixed in for a kiss but his magnet is repelled

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u/Sadiepan24 13d ago

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie

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u/w33dcup 13d ago

Found the redditor in my age group.

Reference for the younger crowd.

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u/SnooFoxes6169 13d ago

is he… dating on triplets?

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u/epicurious_aussie 13d ago

Haha. Such a cute device. The head tilts are really on point.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

He sure has a type

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u/BrasaMaan 13d ago

Former austrian chancellor Sebastian Kurz

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u/Alarming_Sprinkles39 13d ago edited 13d ago Gold

ITT: Americans obsessed with herpes for some weird reason.

And... apparently also don't know 90% of the global population already are carriers of a herpes variant..

Edit: check out virology lectures 2023 by professor Vincent Racianello... it's free!

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGhmZX2NKiNkAKAp3BynockFLUiCkZ8aJ

We need more virus literacy in the world...

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u/fist_my_muff2 13d ago

There aren't any real people here. Just redditors.

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u/BesottedScot 13d ago

Haha I found that odd too.

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u/whyreallywhy 13d ago

Americans like to be scared of things, it is part of our culture.

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u/Alarming_Sprinkles39 13d ago

Yeah but then again I'm linking an American professor

It's true though, but it's also more of a Reddit bubble thing where everything is scary and unsafe. Usually accompanied by "jokes" about lack of fitness and social isolation. Looks a lot like cloistered neuroticism. Which, ironically, is very unhealthy.

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u/FrogInShorts 13d ago

Bred into our culture by those profiting off what we should really be scared of.

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u/Anagoth9 13d ago

There's one comment making a joke about catching an STD from cheating and you're gonna go ahead and use that as a launching point for America bashing. Y'all are just obsessed.

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u/BadHairDayToday 13d ago

I always have a hard time differentiating what part of the oddly stuck up reactions on reddit is because reddit culture and what is American culture.

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u/redpandarox 13d ago

We need more regular literacy as well...

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u/PapaOoMaoMao 13d ago

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie kissed the girls and made them cry, but when the boys came out to play, he kissed them too. He's funny that way.

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u/EarlgreyPoison 13d ago

Where to buy one ?

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u/yeahjoe55 13d ago

Theres some in ebay, just search music box kissing carousel

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u/TheRetepV 13d ago

What kind of Mormon ass music box is this?

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u/Apple___Eater 13d ago

If you wanted to make a romantic version you could flip the magnets on 2 of them so they repel, which would be kinda cute.

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u/Hushwater 13d ago

Those is so well done, such a clever idea to display the mechanics of a kiss.

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u/respectedwarlock 13d ago

If it was a female in the center this would be on r/controversial

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u/1llegallyBlond3 13d ago

I've never been jealous of a toy... before.

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u/Blackman2099 13d ago

The transition from one gal to the next reminds me of my son when he was a couple months old trying to find the boob that he just let go of

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u/todosnitro 13d ago

A well thought joke toy, a nice one liner from the OP... and some people still sound like they see a need for politization.

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u/Rupejonner2 13d ago

He definitely has a type

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u/ItsAFishh 13d ago

Why did I think it was Richard Dawson?

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u/CassHuygen 13d ago

Vintage toys are the coolest. They were made to last forever not like some cheap plastic we have today.

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u/B0ST0NSHAWN 13d ago

If the TV show “The Bachelor “ was a music box.

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u/dontfightthehood 13d ago

Definitely most attracted to the first one.

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u/gregorius67 13d ago

Missed a chance to reverse the magnet in one of those ladies, so she just backs away...

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u/AWright5 13d ago

I was expecting at least one of them to be repelled by him

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u/Punkhair2Nv__13 13d ago

He not a player but he crush a lot.

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u/A_to_the_J254 13d ago

Now make it where the magnets repel and that would be the story of my life

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u/Fly_Pelican 13d ago

Very creepy. I like

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u/vyrusrama 13d ago

Ranbir Kapoor in Bachna Ae Haseeno