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u/NinjaXGaming May 10 '22
This guy might just have an altitude kink
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u/PurpGanja May 10 '22
Feet fetish
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u/ARandomAgent May 10 '22
Imperial fetish?
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May 10 '22
"Gotta keep my eyes open. Damn dragons could swoop down any time." -Imperial Guard
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u/QUIBICUS May 10 '22
Oh my god this is so dumb. I love it.
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u/JmacTheGreat May 10 '22
Kinda lame they literally just took the iconic tumblr post of this joke and made it into a comic without any changes imo
But the base joke is still funny nonetheless
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u/MrSomnix May 11 '22
That post literally hit the front page like, within the last week.
The only way to more blatantly steal the joke would be to link it at the bottom.
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u/P-kelly May 10 '22
Rubbing his nipples is crazy 😂
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u/Ietsstartfromscratch May 10 '22
Totally missed that, had to go back to enjoy it to the fullest.
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u/robintravis May 10 '22
I missed that too. Even when I went back to look I didn't see it .. due to no hands. Lol
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u/jereman75 May 10 '22
Oh, those are arms. Thought it was headphones or something.
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u/fist_my_muff2 May 10 '22
Yeah, so interesting how the limbs have these like "I just gave up" designs.
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u/fdsfgs71 May 10 '22
As a guy, I don't get that. It's always felt really uncomfortable and slightly painful to me whenever I or an SO did it.
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u/Digimon_is_life May 10 '22
Reminds me of this
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u/fELLAbUSTA May 10 '22
Almost like the comic creator copied that meme...
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u/Icedrive May 10 '22
Almost like they even used the same wording...
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u/YouAreSoyWojakMeChad May 11 '22
Theres an older version of this involving a restraining order and the judge saying "you must stay X feet away from..."
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u/Racxie May 10 '22
Shame on you u/PsychoSuzanne!
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u/qwors May 10 '22
Well pretty much 99% of her comics suck total ass.
I actually enjoyed this one but it makes sense that it was stolen because there is no way in hell OP could ever make a funny comic on her own.
She doesn't even reply to the comments when posting "OC" comics. Which seems odd.
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u/beetjuicex3 May 10 '22
To give the comic the benefit of the doubt, this is a very common thing for pilots to say. It may even be a requirement.
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u/_illionaire May 10 '22
His fetish is for the 1977 Star Wars film, abbreviated.
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u/zoombotwash3r3 May 10 '22
What?
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u/whomikehidden May 10 '22
A New Hope. ANH.
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u/dietlitemusic May 10 '22
you're literary copying a joke from a meme i saw two weeks ago
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u/Chyvalri May 10 '22
Lions can jump 28 feet
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u/Boplopmop May 10 '22
vertically mind you. God forbid they jump 28ft horizontally
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u/azure_monster May 10 '22
A girrafe is 19 feet tall on average, so yeah, they jump horizontally smh, can you imagine a lion jumping 1.5 girrafes into the air? Homo sapiens wouldn't have even left the African continent in that timeline
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u/Balvenie2 May 10 '22
Fun fact: feet and genitals are right next to each other on the homunculus in the human brain making those crossed signals the highest frequency ones leading to foot fetish being the most popular reported fetish….
The more you know.
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u/bigchinaaudio May 10 '22
Weird I thought a homunculus was a fictitious being created from “mixing” creatures in a lab… the more you know.
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u/sickrefbroh May 10 '22
Are you talking about that fake video where the guy said he fertilized a chicken egg with his sperm?
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u/cycling_sender May 10 '22
First I was really confused, then I was disappointed. Here's an upvote...
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u/we-dont-d0-that-here May 10 '22
At 10,000 feet you can turn on portable electronic devices: like web cams and go pros?
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u/AggravatingGap4985 May 10 '22
Nope. Plane companies don’t let you because “it interferes with our instruments” but the forget they sell those same products for you to buy on board
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u/Arachnatron May 10 '22
Is it just me or whenever there's a lady in a comic strip like this, her name is Sharon? Not only that, the name is said by the other character even though it doesn't add to the comic in any way.
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u/Workeranon May 10 '22
Average age of this sub must be 13 if this 'tee-hee' trash is top... I'm out.
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u/obsertaries May 10 '22
At some point in my 30s I looped back around and came to appreciate humor like this again.
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u/FreewayWarrior May 10 '22
I think Sharon is right. Lol
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u/CornCheeseMafia May 10 '22
You and u/sellyourcomputer from r/extrafabulouscomics would probably get along!
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u/Oxy-Headwind May 10 '22
proof that you can get an easy 17k upvotes by just copying an already existing meme and putting it in a low-effort looking comic
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May 10 '22
😐(why does this have 1k+ upvotes it's literally just a Joke about having a foot fetish what Is wrong with you people?)
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u/Trib3tim3 May 10 '22
If one has a foot fetish, does that mean like they like other feet or do they like things done to their feet? Or both
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u/ErdenGeboren May 10 '22
Guy is imagining himself swimming in the Sea of Pulchra Pedes. pinches nipples
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u/Ghost_of_Yharnam May 10 '22
Would his nubby hands feel better on his nipples or are fingers gonna carry the day?
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u/Swordfish08 May 10 '22
Metric: makes sense and everything divides evenly by ten.
Imperial: lets you make this joke.
I think Imperial is the clear winner, here.
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u/Lexicorint May 10 '22
Kind of a weird place to bring it up while we are on the plane already, Sharon.
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u/StChas77 May 10 '22
It really is unfair to foot fetishists; I vote we start measuring things in genitalia.
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u/Deadwing2005 May 10 '22
In all the time I've flown I've never once heard the captain say that we were flying OVER x feet. It's almost always cruising AT x feet.
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u/johnsonrod May 10 '22
Funny ... but the "over 30,000 feet" part is bugging me. What about "We're passing through 30,000 feet"
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