r/funny PsychoSuzanne May 10 '22 Wholesome 1

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u/NinjaXGaming May 10 '22

This guy might just have an altitude kink

244

u/PurpGanja May 10 '22

Feet fetish

105

u/ARandomAgent May 10 '22

Imperial fetish?

45

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

"Gotta keep my eyes open. Damn dragons could swoop down any time." -Imperial Guard

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u/iownadakota May 10 '22

I used to be an adventurer like you. That was like a thousand feet ago.

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u/SirHenry5 May 10 '22

What about the Metric Guard ?

2

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

The mention of feet got me thinking of the imperial group.

3

u/Bikouchu May 10 '22

Right foot and left phalange fetish.

3

u/Zuology May 10 '22

Foot feetish

16

u/[deleted] May 10 '22

yuup, he's just high

491

u/QUIBICUS May 10 '22

Oh my god this is so dumb. I love it.

61

u/grabnerbythepussy May 10 '22

This really is so fucking stupid but I LOVE literal humor lol

7

u/JmacTheGreat May 10 '22

Kinda lame they literally just took the iconic tumblr post of this joke and made it into a comic without any changes imo

But the base joke is still funny nonetheless

2

u/MrSomnix May 11 '22

That post literally hit the front page like, within the last week.

The only way to more blatantly steal the joke would be to link it at the bottom.

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u/P-kelly May 10 '22

Rubbing his nipples is crazy 😂

80

u/Ietsstartfromscratch May 10 '22

Totally missed that, had to go back to enjoy it to the fullest.

18

u/robintravis May 10 '22

I missed that too. Even when I went back to look I didn't see it .. due to no hands. Lol

25

u/jereman75 May 10 '22

Oh, those are arms. Thought it was headphones or something.

10

u/4productivity May 10 '22

It's hard understanding human art.

3

u/sid_killer18 May 10 '22

It's hard

1

u/IceQ78 May 11 '22

That's what she said...

6

u/fist_my_muff2 May 10 '22

Yeah, so interesting how the limbs have these like "I just gave up" designs.

4

u/fdsfgs71 May 10 '22

As a guy, I don't get that. It's always felt really uncomfortable and slightly painful to me whenever I or an SO did it.

11

u/Ask-About-My-Book May 10 '22

Everyone is different. Plenty of women don't like it either.

3

u/qwors May 10 '22

They hurt when he twists them

99

u/Digimon_is_life May 10 '22

Reminds me of this

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u/fELLAbUSTA May 10 '22

Almost like the comic creator copied that meme...

58

u/Icedrive May 10 '22

Almost like they even used the same wording...

2

u/YouAreSoyWojakMeChad May 11 '22

Theres an older version of this involving a restraining order and the judge saying "you must stay X feet away from..."

11

u/LiaM_CS May 10 '22

Nothing on the internet is original

13

u/Racxie May 10 '22

Shame on you u/PsychoSuzanne!

20

u/qwors May 10 '22

Well pretty much 99% of her comics suck total ass.

I actually enjoyed this one but it makes sense that it was stolen because there is no way in hell OP could ever make a funny comic on her own.

She doesn't even reply to the comments when posting "OC" comics. Which seems odd.

5

u/woppatown May 10 '22

Came here to say this.

3

u/beetjuicex3 May 10 '22

To give the comic the benefit of the doubt, this is a very common thing for pilots to say. It may even be a requirement.

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u/DashingMustashing May 10 '22

Fuck that got me good lol

24

u/_illionaire May 10 '22

His fetish is for the 1977 Star Wars film, abbreviated.

5

u/zoombotwash3r3 May 10 '22

What?

13

u/whomikehidden May 10 '22

A New Hope. ANH.

5

u/zoombotwash3r3 May 10 '22

Yes but what does that have to do with anything?

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u/whomikehidden May 10 '22

Last panel. He says, “ANH.”

5

u/floflo81 May 10 '22

ANH = A New Hope 😅

27

u/dietlitemusic May 10 '22

you're literary copying a joke from a meme i saw two weeks ago

1

u/Generico300 May 10 '22

This joke is way more than 2 weeks old.

17

u/Chyvalri May 10 '22

Lions can jump 28 feet

6

u/Lowelll May 10 '22

At the same time or one by one?

11

u/Boplopmop May 10 '22

vertically mind you. God forbid they jump 28ft horizontally

12

u/RedditLostOldAccount May 10 '22

So you're saying a lion can jump almost 30ft in the air?

12

u/azure_monster May 10 '22

A girrafe is 19 feet tall on average, so yeah, they jump horizontally smh, can you imagine a lion jumping 1.5 girrafes into the air? Homo sapiens wouldn't have even left the African continent in that timeline

7

u/farnix12 May 10 '22

I think you have the two swapped.

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u/Boplopmop May 10 '22

that's kind of the joke....

2

u/-Dux May 10 '22

A frog can jump higher than a skyscraper.

1

u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz May 11 '22

You forgot to mention they are monkey feet.

9

u/Balvenie2 May 10 '22

Fun fact: feet and genitals are right next to each other on the homunculus in the human brain making those crossed signals the highest frequency ones leading to foot fetish being the most popular reported fetish….

The more you know.

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u/bigchinaaudio May 10 '22

Weird I thought a homunculus was a fictitious being created from “mixing” creatures in a lab… the more you know.

7

u/CornchipUniverse May 10 '22

That's a chimera. A homunculus is an artificially created human.

1

u/sickrefbroh May 10 '22

Are you talking about that fake video where the guy said he fertilized a chicken egg with his sperm?

6

u/Cthuluslovechild May 11 '22

That's a chimichanga

12

u/madaman13 May 10 '22

I initially read Sharon as Sauron and really couldn't get the joke.

13

u/PieterPlopplop May 10 '22

“Funny”

9

u/cycling_sender May 10 '22

First I was really confused, then I was disappointed. Here's an upvote...

9

u/NoMention95 May 10 '22

Tarantino

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u/iownadakota May 10 '22

Now. Wiggle your big toe.

2

u/WowIsThisMyPage May 10 '22

I hate that I found this funny lol

4

u/we-dont-d0-that-here May 10 '22

At 10,000 feet you can turn on portable electronic devices: like web cams and go pros?

1

u/AggravatingGap4985 May 10 '22

Nope. Plane companies don’t let you because “it interferes with our instruments” but the forget they sell those same products for you to buy on board

2

u/Arachnatron May 10 '22

Is it just me or whenever there's a lady in a comic strip like this, her name is Sharon? Not only that, the name is said by the other character even though it doesn't add to the comic in any way.

2

u/Workeranon May 10 '22

Average age of this sub must be 13 if this 'tee-hee' trash is top... I'm out.

10

u/obsertaries May 10 '22

At some point in my 30s I looped back around and came to appreciate humor like this again.

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u/Hope2_win May 10 '22

That is very funny , thanks for the laugh .

1

u/djseifer May 10 '22

It's more of a meter fetish.

1

u/Senna_65 May 10 '22

My fav is 13,500

1

u/FreewayWarrior May 10 '22

I think Sharon is right. Lol

2

u/CatastrophicHeadache May 10 '22

Sharon is usually right.

2

u/FreewayWarrior May 10 '22

Yup. Usually.

1

u/historymajor44 May 10 '22

If that mother fucker takes his shoes off...

1

u/BizzyM May 10 '22

That's not a lot of feet to be flying over unless it's a fly-over State.

1

u/pronouns-peepoo May 10 '22

This comic is very appropriate for this sub, fits perfectly.

1

u/Cthuluslovechild May 11 '22

Yep. Not funny.

1

u/CornCheeseMafia May 10 '22

You and u/sellyourcomputer from r/extrafabulouscomics would probably get along!

1

u/El_Frijol May 10 '22

I read this in Ozzy Osbourne's voice because of the name Sharon.

1

u/Oxy-Headwind May 10 '22

proof that you can get an easy 17k upvotes by just copying an already existing meme and putting it in a low-effort looking comic

1

u/Cthuluslovechild May 11 '22

Rich with karma....

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

😐(why does this have 1k+ upvotes it's literally just a Joke about having a foot fetish what Is wrong with you people?)

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u/thats-chaos-theory May 10 '22

Sounds like something a foot fetishist would say.

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u/WeddingZestyclose915 May 10 '22 edited May 12 '22

The end?

-1

u/dafood48 May 10 '22

Do you have a book with your comics we can buy?

1

u/uminchu May 10 '22

Took me two reads.

1

u/beDeadOrBeQuick May 10 '22

This reminded of the shift in power fetish.

1

u/charmlessman1 May 10 '22

Looks like Huey Lewis.
Fucks like Tarantino.

1

u/AwkwrdPrtMskrt May 10 '22

It's probably his real kink: getting off when he's over 9,000 metres.

1

u/Radical_sir May 10 '22

Feet mentioned!

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u/Pm-ur-butt May 10 '22

"Sharon, wanna join the 5,280' Club."

1

u/Sen7ineL May 10 '22

Reminds me of Die Hard.

1

u/SpikeRosered May 10 '22

A joke explorer will not stop until every pun is found and exploited!

1

u/Toadsted May 10 '22

What's a meter with that?

1

u/AggravatingGap4985 May 10 '22

Waahahahahaahahaha

1

u/Trib3tim3 May 10 '22

If one has a foot fetish, does that mean like they like other feet or do they like things done to their feet? Or both

1

u/ErdenGeboren May 10 '22

Guy is imagining himself swimming in the Sea of Pulchra Pedes. pinches nipples

1

u/Ghost_of_Yharnam May 10 '22

Would his nubby hands feel better on his nipples or are fingers gonna carry the day?

1

u/Houeclipse May 10 '22

The chin on Sharon though

1

u/Swordfish08 May 10 '22

Metric: makes sense and everything divides evenly by ten.

Imperial: lets you make this joke.

I think Imperial is the clear winner, here.

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u/RawsharkTest4 May 10 '22

Wow, kinda feel like I just saw this joke.

1

u/A_Kid_Called_Tetsuo May 10 '22

That title made me cum

1

u/dnewfm May 10 '22

Ok I lol'd. That was delightful.

1

u/Lexicorint May 10 '22

Kind of a weird place to bring it up while we are on the plane already, Sharon.

1

u/The_Spectacle May 10 '22

I know a railroad conductor with a foot fetish. Oh boy, 7,000 feet!

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u/KORZILLA-is-me May 11 '22

Jim never has a foot fetish at home…

1

u/Little_Esben May 11 '22

Oh does americans

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u/MrDogfort May 10 '22

Took me a second 😂

-2

u/Hot_Wash_8527 May 10 '22

Feetality...ha!

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u/StChas77 May 10 '22

It really is unfair to foot fetishists; I vote we start measuring things in genitalia.

0

u/Easilycrazyhat May 10 '22

Depends on the city, I guess. Could be millions of feet.

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u/Deadwing2005 May 10 '22

In all the time I've flown I've never once heard the captain say that we were flying OVER x feet. It's almost always cruising AT x feet.

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u/johnsonrod May 10 '22

Funny ... but the "over 30,000 feet" part is bugging me. What about "We're passing through 30,000 feet"