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Please tell me Im not the only one whos seeing this??

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u/The_Elder_Jock 13d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Heartwarming Table Slap Table Flip Spit-take

You had every opportunity to keep this shit to yourself.

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u/Mr_Bxo 13d ago Silver

I see a dirty dirty pole using two poles to satisfy one pole.

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u/patsfan038 13d ago

The pole needs two hands. Impressed 🫡

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u/Nerfo2 13d ago

I’m not sure if I like your use of the salute emoji.

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u/thelacey47 13d ago

That’s a fucking salute emote? Welp, I’ve been using it it the… other way, as well. Heh.

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u/Guilty-Display677 13d ago

Maybe I’m stupid but can you clarify what the other way is

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u/Dragowaow 13d ago

idk, i’m guessing the hand being a penis

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u/Vanillabean1988 13d ago

So the emoji would essentially be slapping itself on the forehead with dick?? 🤣

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u/Todaz 13d ago edited 12d ago

In french we say ‘Bifle’ for this term

Edit: its for ‘bifling’ someone else

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u/Aggressive-Cut-227 13d ago

Wait wait. What? Y'all have a specific word for hitting yourself in the face with a dick!?

Amazing. Truly the center of Western civilization. I am proud to be your cultural relative.

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u/MLaw2008 13d ago

Where can one find this elusive Mushroom Stamp emoji?

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u/Traditional-Reach818 13d ago

I simply can't stop laughing, omg this is so fricking funny

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u/GarsaFwipSitOnMyFace 13d ago

I too am confused

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u/DogmaticConfabulate 13d ago

This is the either the most inside joke I have ever seen.

OR

Everyone here decided this morning to prank me. But; I am just not that special.

I'm going to call in sick today

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u/ComfortableRelevant1 13d ago

What’s the other way??

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u/aestheticdaddo 13d ago

in what way were you viewing it?????

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u/sintegral 13d ago

Like when you block the sun while viewing a beautiful valley from up top?

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u/RoRo1118 13d ago

I've had extensive life experiences and also have multiple post high school degrees, yet, I would have NEVER been able to figure out what "the other way" was. It's all been for naught.

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u/hgaben90 13d ago

I saw a surprised dude eating a cheese stick. One of us is a perv and the other is a fatass.

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 13d ago

Is it better or worse if I saw a dude with a wicked case of bedroom eyes eating a cheese stick in the most sexually provocative and alluring manner imaginable?
I'm leaning towards better, but I'm really not sure...

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u/Damn_you_Asn40Asp 13d ago

Oh dear, a glutton and a lecher!

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u/SaveOurBolts 13d ago

At first I went all wholesome and thought it looked like two Lego Man hands doing some kind of tug-of-war with the pole from opposite directions. Then I saw the top and was like “yep, this is reddit”

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u/Mr_nudge89 13d ago Helpful

Fucks sake, I only saw lego hands until I read your comment

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u/ThouKnave 13d ago

They didn't and now we all see it. And they completely missed the chance to add googly eyes to it before the photo.

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u/stacielynn89 13d ago

Look again. The screws where the pole meets the opening can be the eyes, and opening is the mouth

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u/ThouKnave 13d ago

Better with the comedic eyes... Everything is.

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u/Impress-Solid 13d ago

YEP Internet WCYD

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u/Rhinos999 13d ago

Surely OP is spending waaaaay too much time on “the hub” if this thought just occurred out of the blue upon seeing a pole.

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u/JimiWanShinobi 13d ago

The internet has ruined me too...

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u/Chiron17 13d ago

Now I can't un-see it

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u/cra2reddit 13d ago edited 13d ago

What? It's a native from the rainforest using a blowgun to hunt from the trees.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROJF4QAEbOA-VzrPXal67P-vnOrQb-9xAFlw&usqp=CAU

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u/mAhoganySauerkrauT 13d ago

That is one nice deep throat

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u/mark636199 13d ago

Looks like the hole in the ceiling is keeping it to itself

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u/Thunder_Child_87 13d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Bravo! Bless Up

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/jasenzero1 13d ago Silver Wholesome

I should call my mother.

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u/CurryKartoffeln 13d ago Silver

I should call your mother.

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u/CandleDesigner 13d ago

I should call our mother

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u/wiegehts1991 13d ago

We should call their mother.

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u/blackleather__ 13d ago

They should call our mother?

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u/DivideIntrepid7647 13d ago

Your mother should call their mother.

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u/LocalInactivist 13d ago

Now it’s a party.

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u/towerfella 13d ago

Your mother was already a party

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u/GwnIk 13d ago

Your mother is their mother.

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u/A-Good-Weather-Man 13d ago

Freud wants to know your location

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

We should call our mothers

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u/shreyas_7112 13d ago

Our mother should call them

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u/-Masderus- 13d ago

Every Mother's Day, needs a Mother's Night!

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u/meTaida 13d ago

Better call Saul!

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u/YeeterSkadeeter 13d ago

You should call my mother?

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u/SilentJoe1986 13d ago

Shes busy, try again later

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u/NateBlaze 13d ago

But I have 2 broken arms!

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u/SilentJoe1986 13d ago

I'll call your mother

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u/CuppaTeaThreesome 13d ago

Dude shes. busy. I'll take a message.

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u/khanikhan 13d ago

I'll take a massage.

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u/Durandal101 13d ago

I also choose this guy’s mother

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u/friendzoned-arse 13d ago

I should too

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u/rafuzo2 13d ago

It's all over. All of this is meaningless. I did it for her. I did everything for her. And now she's gone. And you, you came down here to get the hot story, didn't you? Pictures of me to sell your lousy newspapers. Sure, you think I'm a big hero, the man of the hour. Well, do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside?

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u/mdhunter 13d ago

Uh, Frank… Frank… Frank… They’re not here for you. Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane.

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u/DontUpvoteThisBut 13d ago

And where the hell am I?

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u/Various_Counter_9569 13d ago

I don't know why, but this comment tickled me the most 😅.

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u/Simicrop 13d ago

Just a heads up, if you've never seen The Naked Gun (1988) you're doing yourself a great disservice.

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u/Profoundlyahedgehog 13d ago

She was the kind of woman that made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man. Yep, she reminded me of my mother, alright. No doubt about it.

Get ahold of yourself Frank! You're looking at her like she was your mother for God's sake.

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u/Hourglass7200 13d ago edited 13d ago

She had those kind of legs that you wanted to suck on for a day… She had those kind of breasts that said… “Hey, look at me!”

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u/eclairsemmie 13d ago

I've never seen this movie but now I have to.

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u/Profoundlyahedgehog 13d ago

The first 2 Naked Gun movies are the best. 3rd is ok, but not as good.

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u/InnocuousBird 13d ago

Thanks you’ve ruined Elliott Smith forever.

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u/thelacey47 13d ago

Elliott Smith ruined Elliott Smith forever and I will forever be sad about it.

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u/bageltricloud 13d ago

…. Maybe. The autopsy was inconclusive.

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u/PigMoney33 13d ago All-Seeing Upvote

I see two Lego figures holding onto a pole. Perhaps Lego strippers

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u/UtopiaDystopia 13d ago

Look at the ‘hole’ that ‘pole’ is going in.

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u/polethehole 13d ago

Did you call for me?

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u/i-am-wraith 13d ago

r/beetlejuicing I want my name blanked out badly so you can still see it in the screenshot.

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u/DRAGONSLAYAAAA 13d ago

It was very badly blanked out

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u/PatrickSutherla 13d ago Helpful

Glad to know I made the community proud

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u/DRAGONSLAYAAAA 13d ago

You truly did

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u/BunnyTheCow 13d ago

Must have paid the troll.

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u/mcbiggles567 13d ago

The troll toll?

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u/mearbearcate 13d ago

Here’s your toll, troll.

hisses

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u/50mg-of-fuckit 13d ago

To get into that boys hole..

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u/drugsarebadmmk420 13d ago

I was saying boys soul, he thought I was saying boys hole

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u/50mg-of-fuckit 13d ago

The boys SOUL is mine!

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u/mearbearcate 13d ago

One of the things I like doing most is banging whores. I uh- I go out and I bang a lot of whores.

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u/drugsarebadmmk420 13d ago

Can you use the microphone? People in back can’t hear

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u/Hirsute_Heathen 13d ago

Damnit Frank!

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u/HamDerDolski 13d ago

The mouth of Finn from Adventure Time?

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u/SPOSpartan104 13d ago

oh goddammit

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u/Clever_Owl 13d ago

It took me this comment to work it out.

Guess I’m just too wholesome for this sub 🙄

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u/own3 13d ago

One lego figure playing the flute.

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u/xevizero 13d ago

I saw the same, or perhaps two snakes biting it. Then I read the comments. Damn you internet.

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u/RaymondBPanelli 13d ago

Definitely looks like a pole of some sort ;)

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u/jasenzero1 13d ago Helpful

Ceiling robot just two-fisting that rod? Nah, I don't see that at all.

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u/drowsy_damad 13d ago

Bumblebee's self service.

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u/jasenzero1 13d ago

Autobots, transform and relax your throats.

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u/LocalSlob 13d ago

The Ol' double overhand Gluck Gluck. Sigh zip

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u/Vera_Telco 13d ago

Not until now. Right now. Dammit.

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u/Various_Counter_9569 13d ago

Yep...what has now been seen, can not be unseen.

"Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action, Cotton."

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u/Chrisgotham 13d ago

That two hand stroke though .

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u/Darkblock2008 13d ago Faith In Humanity Restored

I, i dont understand

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u/AdRepresentative4754 13d ago Silver Helpful Heartwarming

Its a little cute robot eating a thick spaghetti.

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u/spacew0man 13d ago

lmfao, this is cute

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u/Employee_Agreeable 13d ago

Yeah, "cute"

Oh the innocent

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u/spacew0man 13d ago edited 13d ago Helpful Wholesome

that’s not was i was calling cute but a robot double-gripping his buddy’s dong can also be cute in the right circumstances

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u/50iggles50 13d ago Helpful

So glad I had a free award to give for this

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u/LocalSlob 13d ago

Eating a thick spaghetti? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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u/lesser_panjandrum 13d ago

Spaghetti is the plural. The little cute robot is eating one thick spaghetto.

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u/vendetta2115 13d ago

In spaghetto

In spaghetto

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u/Farull 13d ago

And his momma cried…

Thx for getting that in my head!

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u/MacinTez 13d ago

Read this shit in Cartman’s voice lol

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u/paulie07 13d ago

It's a robot drinking a milkshake

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u/Principatus 13d ago

Oh I thought he was playing the flute

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u/kopecs 13d ago

The Teflon flute

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u/SnooHabits8681 13d ago Take My Energy

You've maintained your innocence while on reddit. Achievement unlocked: Retain Innocence

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u/VoidLance 13d ago

Not really. I mean, I guessed what other people were seeing, but I still wasn't sure I was right because you need a good bit of mental gymnastics to see it like that lol

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u/Hardlyhorsey 13d ago

Makes me wonder what these peoples faces look like.

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u/resi2017 13d ago

same

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u/ScratchyBallsack 13d ago

GYUCK GYUCK GYUCK

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u/The_Elder_Jock 13d ago

Being fellated by Goofy is a terrible way to die.

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u/ultravioletblueberry 13d ago

The hole the yellow pole is going into looks like a mouth with two eyes, and the side yellow poles look like hands grabbing a dick… a dick going into a mouth.

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u/Gloomy_Photograph285 13d ago

This is what happens when frat boys play with Legos because all I see is those Lego person claw hands lol

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/AdDisastrous3412 13d ago

Yes same thought

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u/Idinyphe 13d ago

If I still don't see it... do I have a problem?

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u/PooPooDooDoo 13d ago

I think maybe the problem is you don’t have a problem.

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u/External_Net480 13d ago

Thanks for clarifying.... now it can not be unseen anymore :-D

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u/Dr_Jre 13d ago

Yeah my dick don't look like that going in... I mean there's two hands on it for a start

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u/PsychologicalFly7958 13d ago

Some Lego dude having fun

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u/DrGryn 13d ago

Typical for BVG, to be fair.

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u/Alice12311 13d ago

I scrolled down and hoped that somebody else would recognise

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u/Draedron 13d ago

Lol when I saw it I thought I was in r/berlin

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u/detectivebabylegz 13d ago

OP needs to get laid, pronto.

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u/Sontronite 13d ago

you gonna volunteer?

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u/_fiveMoreMinutes 13d ago

Are you gonna volunteer?

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u/molehillmountain 13d ago

sigh, unzips...

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u/Walker6920 13d ago

Put ur dick away waltuh

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u/ramigb 13d ago

No! Pornto is the reason why he is here in the first place! Say no to pornto kids

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u/Lochltar 13d ago Wholesome

Your dad and his boss on a good pay rise ?

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u/FAcup 13d ago

How good are we talking?

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u/Fritzschmied 13d ago

I don’t see it. Can somebody explain please?

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u/Profoundlyahedgehog 13d ago

A man shooting a blow gun.

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u/KorgX3 13d ago

Finally, a person of culture in these trying times!

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u/TheRedBow 13d ago

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u/wysiwywg 13d ago

Shall we create one, fellow Pareidolian?

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u/5boy 13d ago

Lawd forgive what i’m about to do!

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u/TheNinthPawn 13d ago

what bother me more that they put the bus bars on different heights, was my first thought...

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u/appocomaster 13d ago

I think that's the main thing wrong with this picture - though I can appreciate it may make it easier to assemble and maintain.

Apparently this is an ink blot test for the internet; I'm struggling to really see it but poles in holes is seemingly erotic.

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u/cookiecultmember 13d ago

I am an engineer, working for a bus manufacturer. Looking at the 3D model I have open on my pc, we can just as easily put them in line. The main thing I see where we do have a step in height is that it is where we go from chairs on the floor to chairs on an elevated platform, like an engine compartment or above axles. Makes sense to give more clearance so people don't bonk their heads, I guess.

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u/eddiemon 13d ago

so people don't bonk their heads

Maybe people like OP should get bonked more often.

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u/Sebby997 13d ago

It's amazing how every post that gets 10k upvotes has an expert on the rarest of the topics the post is about lol

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u/Choosed 13d ago

Probably cause people are different heights. Few inches makes a big difference in the world of ergonomics.

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u/NoobSharkey 13d ago

A few inches is more than enough tbh

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u/Antifoul_Al 13d ago

Diagnoses: Too much porn.

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u/nubsauce87 13d ago

... dammit.

The internet has ruined me...

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u/MoarZ1 13d ago

Oh god, where is the NSFW tag?!

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u/Rusty-GearBot 13d ago

I didn’t understand but then I kept looking at it, your not the only one

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u/1senseye 13d ago

The turbo double twister deluxe

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u/inverter17 13d ago

The 'ol vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000. Very reliable!

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u/toeofcamell 13d ago

👁 👄 👁

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u/Mr_master89 13d ago

🫱💈🫲

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u/Ronilaw 13d ago

Watch less porn

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u/Trabster 13d ago

You knew what it was as well

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u/scot_frie 13d ago

Porn has ruined our minds 😭

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u/KaizerQuad 13d ago

Not my proudest wank

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u/aalsibakchod 13d ago

Our generation is dekcuf!

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u/A4Plants 13d ago

I hate you

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u/AbhiAK303 13d ago

Bro, you need help

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u/Puzzle_licker 13d ago

Get bonked.

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u/DeNir8 13d ago

Transformers when bored..

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u/texas1982 13d ago

The internet has made me a broken man.

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u/Juuna 13d ago

Two lego man holding a sledgehammer up/fighting over it?

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u/zEscOOt 13d ago

I do not wiah to be horny anymore

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u/Ghenges 13d ago

The internet has rotted our brains.

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u/RockRage-- 13d ago

gagging noise intensifies

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u/Wierdo___ 13d ago

The worst part is... They do it in front of me every day!

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u/Hot-Calligrapher3374 13d ago

Initially I thought it was just two robotic hands holding the bar, but I realized, it was something else :!

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u/BusinessYoung6742 13d ago

Now I see it too, god dammit.

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u/PyrDeus 13d ago

Slurp slurp slurp

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u/Born-Sympathy-7625 13d ago

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u/D-Malice 13d ago

...

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... fuck

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u/ooger-booger-man 13d ago

Well now I can’t unsee it!

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u/RedDuke916 13d ago

Lay off the drugs op..unless you have enough for everyone.

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u/poo_poo_brain 13d ago

looks like Finn from Adventure Time

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u/SteadmanDillard 13d ago

Something very screwy is going on here.

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u/YeeterSkadeeter 13d ago

I must be as childish as young me thinking I would be happy forever because I only see two snakes biting a pole.