r/funny Oct 05 '22 It's Cute! 1

Just a boy and his borgir

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u/strangeanimal Oct 06 '22

That boy looks like he's in his 40's

17

u/MyFriendMaryJ Oct 06 '22

He was gonna fight hasbulla, both have a condition that makes em look like kids but both are 20 ish

5

u/neridqe00 Oct 06 '22

https://youtu.be/0I87gQFxgv0

Pitzah vs borgir: fight

2

u/Ray1987 Oct 06 '22

Thanks, now I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

24

u/Midas_o_Virtuoso Oct 06 '22

He's 20 something I believe

1

u/batchyscrumhole Oct 06 '22

Well maybe that's what 40 years on the Cheeseburger diet looks like?

1

u/kpanzer Oct 06 '22

That boy looks like he's in his 40's

He reminds me of little superstar.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

He is like 19

1

u/JoakimSpinglefarb Oct 06 '22

According to Know Your Meme, he's actually 17 years old and has a genetic disorder that keeps him looking like a child.

1

u/MonkeyFluffers Oct 07 '22

He's seen some shit

57

u/NefariouslyHot666 Oct 06 '22

I too want a borgir the size of my face

35

u/Swarzsinne Oct 06 '22

Seems like a Dimmu Borgir joke could be worked in here by someone a little more industrious than me.

13

u/StrengthoftwoBears Oct 06 '22

I actually came here for a dimmu borgir reference. We'll wait together.

1

u/FishLampClock Oct 06 '22

Metalocalypse had dimmu-burger as a franchise if i recall

3

u/LewisEFurr Oct 06 '22

In Meat's Embrace

2

u/LewisEFurr Oct 06 '22

Relinquishment of Spirit and Flesh works by itself hahahahahaha

32

u/49erville Oct 06 '22

Damn right I want a boigir

25

u/Ynys_Wydryn Oct 06 '22

A Boy and his borgir. A case of pure love.

20

u/kingx449 Oct 06 '22

Is that the baby from Dinosaurs (sitcom from the 90s)?

16

u/winstondabee Oct 06 '22

Not the mama!

2

u/Screamingholt Oct 06 '22

Maaaaan I am still a bit shell shocked from dat ending though

2

u/DouceintheHouse Oct 06 '22

Lets...let's just not talk about it...

9

u/Inshabel Oct 06 '22

The zelda shop music really complements Borgir somehow.

7

u/AcidAlchamy Oct 06 '22

Lmao, that’s literally a full grown man…

9

u/Copoutname Oct 06 '22

Might be a man, but definitely ain't anywhere near full-grown.

Maybe quarter-grown at best.

7

u/palimbackwards Oct 06 '22

Quarter pounder

5

u/holiobung Oct 06 '22

Dimmu Borgir!!!

3

u/Pengyzin Oct 06 '22

The burger kings of the carnival of creations

2

u/holiobung Oct 06 '22

Burgers upon the throne of tyranny

2

u/TheRogueMoose Oct 06 '22

Relinquishment Of Spirit And Burger

5

u/BigMemeKing Oct 06 '22

The sweet release only death can bring.

7

u/Kobie240 Oct 06 '22

Isnt that the kid from russia’s arch nemesis lol they have the same condition. Hes actually in his 20’s. Im blanking on his name

8

u/tallwhitekid Oct 06 '22

Hasbullah

1

u/Kobie240 Oct 06 '22

Yes! Thank you

2

u/LazyBobba Oct 06 '22

Abdu rozik

1

u/k4pain Oct 06 '22

He's 19, not in his 20s.

3

u/QuietGoliath Oct 06 '22

Can I haz borgir?

3

u/shadowdude63 Oct 06 '22

Why she sound like she's on the verge of tears

5

u/Buffythedjsnare Oct 06 '22

What the fuck do WE want?

That's rich.

2

u/wead4 Oct 06 '22

To be loved.

1

u/Cachesystem Oct 06 '22

Take off your makeup and enjoy Borgear

1

u/Assassin_by_Birth Oct 06 '22

I could go for some pussy honestly, but borgir a close second.

-13

u/Downtown-Librarian72 Oct 06 '22

To give her a much needed spanking for using such language.

1

u/Better-Snow-7191 Oct 06 '22

He's not wrong

2

u/Rekless00 Oct 06 '22

Well, I want a Taco 😪

1

u/marrogg01984 Oct 06 '22

She seems genuinely fed up.

1

u/SpecialEmployer2951 Oct 06 '22

JUST OUR BORIGIRS WOMAN

1

u/Mr_Bxo Oct 06 '22

I too want a booger friend.

1

u/WomenRepulsor Oct 06 '22

The origin of the word Borgir

1

u/Arcadian1 Oct 06 '22

Nobody's going to comment on the Zelda music?

1

u/Humble-Place1750 Oct 06 '22

That's a kid or a dwarf?

1

u/Badassbruxe Oct 06 '22

I’m with this kid! Give me a borgir!

1

u/Smooth-Wait506 Oct 06 '22

Kim Jong Un before he discovered cuban heels, twinkies and herman munster

1

u/Raspberry-Teddy752 Oct 06 '22

to answer her question, some piece and quiet, and if I can't get that, I'll take a burger

1

u/OkOtChA Oct 06 '22

Dimmu Borgir

1

u/Perbster023 Oct 06 '22

Its not a boy, its a russian midget, you can find him on ticktock

1

u/Rubbrbandman420 Oct 06 '22

It’s literally this simple.

1

u/tbass1965 Oct 06 '22

OMG, that head Bob killed me! That's a content little man!

1

u/Material_Stranger827 Oct 06 '22

The good ending, I likey

1

u/OnlyTennis6991 Oct 06 '22

Is that El Chapo at the age of 4?

1

u/Cyrus_rule Oct 06 '22

That's Habib's son

1

u/Abdullx200 Oct 06 '22

He is a man actually, an adult

1

u/mvbeezy Oct 06 '22

Cat and food

1

u/gunguy1775 Oct 06 '22

Yep that about sums it up.

1

u/boot2skull Oct 06 '22

To magically understand calculus.

1

u/Crownlol Oct 06 '22

That is the look of a woman who has been fuckzoned one too many times and she is done

1

u/ironicallyunstable Oct 06 '22

Hasbulla’s homie

1

u/TyperMcTyperson Oct 06 '22

Thought this was some how going to turn into rocking out to Dimmu Borgir.

1

u/Wonderingdeath22 Oct 06 '22

She's hot 🥵

1

u/Hugosimpon Oct 06 '22

Tbf we want something to be happy about, in his case, it's burger.

1

u/CheetahAggravating9 Oct 06 '22

Exactly, the fuck!!

1

u/hhhhhooook Oct 06 '22

Hamburger

1

u/XLY_of_OWO Oct 06 '22

She seems nice. I'll take that burger please

1

u/BTBAM797 Oct 06 '22

I appreciate the Zelda OOT shop theme.

1

u/seeet2 Oct 06 '22

Based little full grown up dude.

1

u/Waste_Bill_9010 Oct 06 '22

Is that Danny DeVeto as a kid?

1

u/womalone99 Oct 06 '22

Abdu Rozik.

1

u/Abraham5G Oct 07 '22

That's a grown man

1

u/burtonlazars Oct 07 '22

The video on the guys phone doesn't seem to line up with what is going on live. It's like he is replaying a different video

1

u/Royal_Manufacturer51 8d ago

I'll settle for a steak or or or stuffed cabbage n mashed potatoes.

1

u/lazy-yank 3m ago

Not her

0

u/dfreshv Oct 06 '22

Hmmmm….Borgir King