r/funny Oct 06 '22

I just wanted to take a picture of your cute dog bro 😭

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u/sladebonge Oct 06 '22

Is that Walter Sobchak?

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u/RatherConcernedFroge Oct 06 '22

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

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u/sladebonge Oct 06 '22

Nice Marmot.

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u/DarthSlymer Oct 06 '22

Why, you need a toe?

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u/sladebonge Oct 06 '22

Brett can watch, but he has to pay.

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u/TheSchlaf Oct 06 '22

It's a fucking show dog. It has papers. If it gets stressed, it's hair falls out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/sladebonge Oct 06 '22

You're out of your element.

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u/theAtmuz Oct 06 '22

I don’t roll on Shabbos!

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u/Salt_Copy_4771 Oct 06 '22

The dog has fucking papers!

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u/Eli_Renfro Oct 06 '22

You can't board it. It gets upset.

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u/herpaderpadont Oct 06 '22

The fucking dog has fucking papers.

OVER THE LINE!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/sladebonge Oct 06 '22

Stay the fuck out of Malibu.

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u/Big-Caterpillar-60 Oct 06 '22

This will not stand man

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u/sladebonge Oct 06 '22

This aggression will not stand.

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u/Big-Caterpillar-60 Oct 06 '22

Man I hate the Eagles

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u/Eli_Renfro Oct 06 '22

OUT OF MY FUCKING CAB!

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u/levelonehuman Oct 06 '22

I think it's a Pomeranian

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u/19Lawless80 Oct 06 '22

You got a picture of his cute bird too. Lucky you lol

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u/snozberry_taster Oct 06 '22

That is how we say Hello in Merica!!!

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u/stevevs Oct 06 '22

Feels like the midwest. As a midwest native I had to un-learn the habit of giving the bird to everyone who annoyed me in the slightest way while driving.

I knew I had a bird problem when one of the parents from my kid's soccer team tapped his horn to say hi and I immediately gave him and his family the bird.

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u/SteakGetter Oct 06 '22

My high ass went back to the picture to look for said bird. Dangit.

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u/theburiedxme Oct 06 '22

Automatic traffic reaction lol. I gave a dude a thumbs up recently cuz he darted in front of me in slow moving traffic with barely more space than his car took up. Kept flicking me off in rearview mirror, flicking his tongue in between 2 fingers, yelling "fuck you asshole" out the window in response to me yelling "NO DUDE ITS A THUMBS UP, I WAS IMPRESSED" weird interaction

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u/Mauser-Nut91 Oct 06 '22

Lol, I gave a dude a similar thumbs up (except mine was slightly sarcastic since he’d sped up to get in front of me only to be stopped at the light) and got a very different reaction, dude gave me an even more sarcastic thumbs up.

I appreciated it so we kept giving each other increasingly sarcastic and goofy thumbs up for the duration of the light hahahha

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u/ahh_grasshopper Oct 06 '22

Automatic aggression that is far to common these days.

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u/Icy_Peach9128 Oct 06 '22

Seriously, a couple months ago I was coming around a corner and there was a lady doing a U turn in the road and was driving in my lane, and I just slowed down and she flipped ME off and yelled fuck you ??? Like HUH

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u/WooSaw82 Oct 06 '22

I don’t get it. Are people still edgy after being cooped up after the pandemic lockdown? People seem so much more angry on the road these days. I don’t recall so many traffic related shootings before COVID.

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u/spinyfur Oct 06 '22

I think pandemic is part of it. Another part is that we’ve really leaning into hating each other over the last 6 years.

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u/Smooth-Wait506 Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

the rise of populism, me-me-me, increased levels of narcissistic entitlement and increased activation of the troglodytic pond-trolls

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u/Cthuluslovechild Oct 06 '22

I blame social media. Now fuck off.

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u/An_Lei_Laoshi Oct 06 '22

Here right after lockdown was lifted people seriously drove way worse than before, like forgetting entirely they aren't alone anymore on the road and driving in the wrong direction too. Many probably didn't get better yet

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u/RonSwansonsOldMan Oct 06 '22

Covid changed peoples' attitudes, and so many other things. My doctor told me that since Covid aggression towards him and his staff is over the top. It's not a good thing to antagonize the person responsible for your health. The world will never be the same.

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u/Fit_Ideal_8982 Oct 06 '22

Paper egos. People who react like that are so emotionally immature it’s dangerous.

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u/MindlessAd9668 Oct 06 '22

Especially when they all own guns.

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u/Lopsided-Equipment-2 Oct 06 '22

Lmao, I had a guy in a new mustang 5.0 road rage on me on my commute to college. Guy thought it was a great idea to go 120-140 in the 2nd left lane and I didn't see him when I turned my shoulder and changed lanes but when I heard honking this guy was about to smash into my rear. He then pulled alongside me trying to cut me off over and over then told me he'd kick my ass. I told him you probably can, and he flipped shit even harder lol saying pull over I'll knock you and out and I just kept agreeing that he would and that seemed to send him further and further off the deep end. Never have I ever gotten mad doing pulls in traffic expecting the world to bow down and let me drive. The dude had dealer plates too, go figure.

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u/AlienOverlord53 Oct 06 '22

My girl just told me that she was sitting at a light, and they got the green arrow. After a couple seconds, she gave a little honk, dude flipped her off, and then sped away. Like, why is everyone so mad on the road, it takes too much physical energy to actually flip someone off lol

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u/Cthuluslovechild Oct 06 '22

I knew Green Arrow was a prick!

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u/Thecoolestguyyoukno Oct 06 '22

She was flipped off for honking, that's well deserved

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u/AlienOverlord53 Oct 06 '22

It was a "Hey, it's been green for a minute, let's go" not a "the light just turned and I'm in a hurry" a tap honk not a "bwaaaaa"

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u/Thecoolestguyyoukno Oct 06 '22

So she says, probably her staring at the light like it's a drag race and between the time his foot left the brake and hit the accelerator she was already honking

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u/AlienOverlord53 Oct 07 '22

Ok 👍 lmao, not gonna argue with you over my fiancee's driving habits

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u/FrankReynoldsToupee Oct 07 '22

Did the driver just out himself on Reddit? I think so...

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u/Thecoolestguyyoukno Oct 08 '22

Who me? If it was me I would let the light cycle and earn my honk.

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u/FrankReynoldsToupee Oct 08 '22

Lol no you wouldn't, internet guy.

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u/PathologicalLoiterer Oct 06 '22

When being angry, hateful, and afraid is so much a part of you that it makes up a core component of your identity, you assume everyone else is just as angry, hateful, and afraid as you are and therefore assume they have the same hateful intentions behind their actions that you would.

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u/Smooth-Wait506 Oct 06 '22

perhaps he misread the thumbs up as GTFOH - which i've used when dickheads are driving towards me at speed, but lack spatial dexterity to keep their vehicle in the opposite lane

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u/Cthuluslovechild Oct 06 '22

He wanted to fuck and eat your ass in return. Kids these days.

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u/gliitch0xFF Oct 06 '22

Flicking a tounge between two fingers suggests cunnilingus 😅

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u/Cuddlebun1234 Oct 06 '22

I remember when I was in middle school a guy did that finger tongue thing to me I had no idea what it meant so I did it back to him.

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u/backwardaman Oct 06 '22

I had a similar experience. I was driving to work and it was super early so it was just me and a car behind me on the highway. They pulled up close behind me and kept flashing their brights and honking their horn. Mind you, we're currently merging onto another highway so it's down to 1 lane so it's not like I could let them by.

Finally, the road opens to two lanes and they switch to the other to pull up next to me. So, at this point I'm assuming it's gonna be some douchebag middle aged bro with road rage. So I'm getting ready to flip him off when we meet face to face. But, they beat me to it and it's some ridiculously old ass lady and she's already holding her bird out the window. And I just start cracking up, and she sees me laughing and must realize how ridiculous the situation is and she starts laughing and she speeds off with her middle finger still up like the ultimate badass

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u/AdOriginal6110 Oct 06 '22

Hand so fat I didn't see the middle finger at first

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u/slgray16 Oct 06 '22

Its all bent, too. I thought he was going for a fist bump.

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u/Smooth-Wait506 Oct 06 '22

probably first to the dog-bowl every time

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u/Cthuluslovechild Oct 06 '22

That's a middle thumb

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u/RIPBenTramer Oct 06 '22

The silhouette of the forearm also looks beefy.

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u/bloodknife92 Oct 06 '22

I'm going to play devil's advocate here and say most people don't really want a camera phone aimed at them uninvited.

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u/BigChiGUy722 Oct 06 '22

Fuck you, dude. Trying to mooch his dog's cuteness for free, who TF do you think you are?!

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u/DeepFriedVegetable Oct 06 '22

Before you know it, he creates OnlyFurs

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/Coiote4 Oct 06 '22

Idc, you don't take pics of other people's dogs, that's a very obvious and basic rule

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u/crazyrich Oct 06 '22

I mean you don’t take pictures of people without their permission. I don’t think not taking pictures of others peoples dogs is a. Obvious and basic rule.

Still think this dude was in full rights to throw the bird!

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u/OuttaPhaze Oct 06 '22

Don't take pictures of my bitch!!!!

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u/Beneficial-Buy-7906 Oct 06 '22

Plot twist : dog has human arms and didn't want it's pic taken.

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u/isthisavailablewow Oct 06 '22

Fingers so fat it just looks like a fist

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u/PrincessKumico Oct 06 '22

As a trucker with a pomeranian, I like to roll my window down in traffic so she can people watch. She gets quite a bit of attention that way xD

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/CyclingWeasel Oct 06 '22

I understand your point, but it's important to not always assume the worst of every situation while still being cautious.

Like a story a few years back of a bicyclist that got honked at, so he gave the car the middle finger, only for it to turn out to be his in-laws wanting to say hi.

Still, the person taking the picture should have just asked permission, and as its in a traffic stop, then they should just not and focus on the road, not everything needs to be photographed. Tho being instantly negative is equally as bad in my opinion.

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u/titsoutshitsout Oct 06 '22

I feel taking a pic of strangers without permission is reason for immediate negativity. It’s not really the same as honking at someone. It doesn’t matter why the guy was taking a pic, him doing it without permission really isn’t ok.

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u/CyclingWeasel Oct 06 '22

You are right, I just want to work on being as much of a positive person as possible unless the situation calls for it.

If someone takes a picture of my property, it is my right to flip them off, but by initially asking them to stop and asking why they are taking pictures in the first place without antagonizing them I'll be working on being a happier person.

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u/ChoripanesAndHentai Oct 06 '22

I mean, the intentions of the guy that took the photo are 100% irrelevant.

Don't point a camera to me while we are on the read. Period.

I don't care what why you took the photo, it's just weird.

If I'm in a public place, yeah sure... while im the middle of the road while I'm in my car? Nah Dawg.

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u/CyclingWeasel Oct 06 '22

You are right, but if it's at my dog it would be different for me specifically, I know other people have a different opinion and that's okay, people react differently

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u/titsoutshitsout Oct 06 '22

I don’t disagree with that. I’m very much mostly a positive person but I’m not perfect. If im caught at at the wrong moment, then I may not always be positive. However, just bc I may not react a certain way doesn’t mean I should expect everyone to react the same. The person takin through pic was in the ring and the flipping someone off is pretty harmless.

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u/CyclingWeasel Oct 06 '22

Totally agree with you. You are totally justified in reacting that way, and at the same time allowed to react in a more tame way. Reacting one way or the other isn't right or wrong, it's up to personal discretion.

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u/titsoutshitsout Oct 06 '22

Look at us. Having a civilized discussion on Reddit. Is this even allowed? Are we gonna get kicked out now? Lol sorry for my typos. Just got off a long night of work. Have a good day friend. I’m off to bed

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u/CyclingWeasel Oct 06 '22

Lmao, all good, sleep well!

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u/MoiParlerFrancais Oct 06 '22

It's an appreciable reading, for once!

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u/redditwrong12 Oct 06 '22

Ok lil sausage finger

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u/VThePeople Oct 06 '22

Ew. I hate people who take pictures of other people without permission. It’s creepy af.

Plus, y’all kids have killed dancing in your car and I won’t forgive you for that. Now you start rocking out, you’re suddenly being recorded by a bunch of voyeurs.

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u/NinjaTurtleFan2 Oct 06 '22

Honestly he’s right, fuck people that take pictures of strangers to post on the internet

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u/malokovich Oct 06 '22

As a person that has a cute dog.. it can be incredibly taxing with the amount of people that want to take photos of it. It's an innocent desire to take a photo of it, but you have to imagine if you want a photo of it so do other people. This results in a lot of photos of the dog and often myself.

If you like a dog just think to yourself "that's a cute dog" and move on.. there's really no reason why you would need it stored in your phone anyways.. unless you actually go back to look at it?

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u/uglyduckling718 Oct 06 '22

Extra annoying when you are driving and someone starts making sounds to get your dogs attention through your open window in moving traffic.

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u/TylerDurdenUMD Oct 06 '22

Could be worse.

I was in a high tourist area with my Golden. Some Chinese tourists LIT-ER-A-LLY ran up and grabbed her, tried to grab the leash out of my hand, and tried to take pics with her.

I went full send and punched the leash grabber square in the face.

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u/Unusual_Tea6755 Oct 06 '22

Right? People think it's all innocent, but it's annoying and invasive. Imagine people wanting to take a picture of your child just cause they're cute. Still sound innocent? Sounds invasive and pervy to me.

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u/AdRook Oct 06 '22

Keep your dog on your property, or in your house if you don't like it.

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u/malokovich Oct 06 '22

Or the people that take photos of it can stay on their property... it definitely goes both ways.

Let's assume due to your reaction you have taken photos of other peoples dogs. What is your rationale for why? Is it just to send to other people or is it to store to view later?

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u/AdRook Oct 06 '22

Yeah no it doesn't go both ways at all. If your going out in public, your going out in public. You can choose to pick fights with people who take pictures of your dog, I really don't care.

My rational is I dislike dogs in city/town environments. Too many bad dog owners, when I walk the trails by my home I run into off leash dogs, (required here). They either want to jump on me, and the owner thinks it's cute and harmless, or the dog wants to kill me and the owner is mad at me for existing. Dogs need space, living in an urban environment and having a dog is bad for everyone. Not to mention the dog shit owners never pick up, or trespass on my property to put it in my trash bins, (which I then have to pick off the bottom of the bin because it's stuck there). Oh sure but I'll respect your privacy.

Never taken a picture of someone else's dog, unless I hung out with it for an extended period of time and really liked it because it was smart.

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u/MoiParlerFrancais Oct 06 '22

What's the point of your comment? It's not even the same subject lol. It's not the fact that people are taking a picture of the dog the problem, it's the fact that most of the times the owners are in the pictures too and they don't want to. It's a simple action just to ask by the way. I know it's hard to be civilized nowadays, but it's doesn't hurt seriously.

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u/malokovich Oct 06 '22

Would it be me picking a fight if they initiated the interaction? But besides the point.

Then I think we have common ground, you dislike dogs which impede upon your satisfaction in the public sphere. I dislike people which impede upon my satisfaction in the public sphere. The interactions are mutually exclusive but they highlight an underlying problem of people allowing others to be infringed upon in public.

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u/AdRook Oct 06 '22

Yep, absolutely. I guess if I were in the shoes of someone minding their own business with my dog, that wasn't bothering anyone, I would be annoyed with people taking pictures, that's fair.

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u/Musaks Oct 06 '22

My rational is I dislike dogs in city/town environments.

Ah, so you have a completely different issue with dogs, and just took this as an opportunity to tell dogowners to keep their dogs at home...got it

That's not a rational, that's a crazy

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u/AdRook Oct 06 '22

Sure, and calling somone crazy is dismissive. So fuck you too.

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u/Musaks Oct 06 '22

i called what you wrote crazy

i can't tell if that is representative of your whole character

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u/titsoutshitsout Oct 06 '22

Ooooorr…… don’t take photos and people and their animals without permission. It’s rude.

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u/Unusual_Tea6755 Oct 06 '22

You try keeping a Siberian husky indoors. Lemme know how that works out for ya.

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u/AdRook Oct 06 '22

Yeah read my other reply, if you own a husky of any kind, and you don't have acres your a piece of shit.

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u/eternalbuzz Oct 06 '22

You’re

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u/AdRook Oct 06 '22

Sorry, you are a piece of shit. Fixed it for ya!

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u/Unusual_Tea6755 Oct 06 '22

If you're going to throw uninformed insults at least learn to spell, dumbass. People might actually take you seriously.

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u/AdRook Oct 06 '22

I'm pretty sure I am able to still throw uniformed insults without spelling properly, seems you took it seriously enough to care to respond. Sorry that you are, (hey see I did it, aren't you proud), emotionally needy and need a dog to love you constantly in order to be happy.

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u/uiam_ Oct 06 '22

The person was literally comparing it to a kid to show that it's creepy to take pictures of strangers, their family, or dog against their will. Your response is literally stay inside if you don't want to have people taking photos of you, your dogs, or kids?

Creepy behavior and weird attempt to justify being creepy.

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u/jelfrondes Oct 06 '22

Just get an ugly dog.

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u/MoiParlerFrancais Oct 06 '22

Damn people are on the edges lol. I took your comment as a joke and it's actually quite funny lol.

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u/alwaysinebriated Oct 06 '22

Ok sausage bird finger man

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u/malokovich Oct 06 '22

Awe do you feel attacked because you also weirdly like taking pictures of other peoples dogs?

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u/alwaysinebriated Oct 06 '22

You just sound full of yourself with your so called cute dog. Get over it.

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u/malokovich Oct 06 '22

I just hope your type doesn't do anything weird with the photos, at least shudder

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u/alwaysinebriated Oct 06 '22

Don't be a wierdo. I don't take pictures anyways. Your type is just full of themselves.

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u/malokovich Oct 06 '22

Curious. What type?

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u/alwaysinebriated Oct 06 '22

Just regurgitating your language genius

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u/malokovich Oct 06 '22

So no apparent rational to your statement then? I am disappointed but not overly surprised.

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u/alwaysinebriated Oct 06 '22

Your type would be a damn fool of course.

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u/cockmanderkeen Oct 06 '22

It's not like they're asking you to stop and pose. You don't have to do anything at all, how is that taxing?

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u/Coiote4 Oct 06 '22

You don't take pics of other people's dogs, I don't think that's hard to understand

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u/cockmanderkeen Oct 07 '22

You don't take pics of other people's dogs

Yes I do.

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u/Coiote4 Oct 07 '22

I'm sorry your parents failed to educate into being a valuable member of society.

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u/uiam_ Oct 06 '22

Like how many people pull these photos back up later anyway? How hard is it just to pull up a video or gallery of cute dogs on the internet?

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u/Thecoolestguyyoukno Oct 06 '22

You deserved this

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u/m0nkeypantz Oct 06 '22

And you deserve this. 🖕

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

But I was just taking a picture of your cute dog bro

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u/Coiote4 Oct 06 '22

Bro, you're creepy af, you don't take pics of other people's dogs. That's just creepy, u have a very cute dog and people are always doing that and I have to tell them not to. It's extremely annoying.

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u/oranjuicejones Oct 06 '22

i make this apology regularly, im sory im not creepily staring at you because youre a woman im creepily staring at you because your dog is cute.

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u/uiam_ Oct 06 '22

Yeah people don't like weirdos taking their picture who would've thought.

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u/Sinicalkush Oct 06 '22

Then maybe ask them if you can, instead of just whipping that phone out and start snapping. I feel this person had every right to give you the ol'single finger salute.

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u/saul_good_main Oct 06 '22

I would of flipped u off too

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u/dumbbinch99 Oct 06 '22

Ew. People are annoying

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u/SissyBearRainbow Oct 06 '22

Right?! Taking pictures of dogs without asking...

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u/randomdragen Oct 06 '22

dont take people of other people's cars. Wtf OP

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u/Capt_Myke Oct 06 '22

What an ugly goat.

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u/FlowingMochi Oct 06 '22

From afar, dude looks like he’s got my choad as all his fingers.

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u/Top-Helicopter3930 Oct 06 '22

The dog wasn’t even that cute tbh..🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Wazza17 Oct 06 '22

Cute doggo

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u/ObviouslyATroll69 Oct 06 '22

As someone with a German Spitz who looks exactly like that, their human is simply helping them to express their feelings.

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u/FlyingCoder Oct 06 '22

If you were driving at the time you deserve it

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u/ACrask Oct 06 '22

Must be an off-duty cop.

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope220 Oct 06 '22

LOL. An impressively agro response from a man with in a minivan with a yappy lil dog. The again I guess he should be angry at the world.

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u/NoCopyrightRadio Oct 06 '22

bro's so fat i couldn't tell if he's showing a middle finger or making a fish, barely got to move his hand out of the window

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u/m0nkeypantz Oct 06 '22

I literally laughed out loud at this. 🤣

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u/jerrydiamond69 Oct 06 '22

I think he just needs to fart! And he's like pull on my finger. Just stop being lazy and get out of the car and pull it! The nice kinda finger pop style

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u/eldonbretzgilf69 Oct 06 '22

gosh dang look at those sausage fingers boi

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u/Cash907 Oct 06 '22

This is the attitude I expect from anyone that owns one of these stupid little land piranhas.

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u/LigmaBahlls Oct 06 '22

His middle finger is a chode

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u/BuddhaGoalie11 Oct 06 '22

Fuck people - but what do you expect from a Pom owner...

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u/jdblawg Oct 06 '22

This guy has a small dick, I can tell by the way it is.

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u/Musaks Oct 06 '22

Don't dickshame, i agree that taking pictures of strangers and their dogs without permission is a dickmove, but that's no reason to shame their size

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u/Ok-Violinist2324 Oct 06 '22

Man is literally living on a day to day basis one burger away from heartstopville

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u/GlitteringGiraffe737 Oct 06 '22

he just made it more beautiful.

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u/louis0666 Oct 06 '22

It’s so fluffy!

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u/pip-roof Oct 06 '22

Fuck ya life!!!!

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u/Chefkey_Boards Oct 06 '22

Threatened much?

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u/Brief-Ad6683 Oct 06 '22

he said fuck that and fuck you

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u/Brandyn88 Oct 06 '22

Why? You got something against birds? What did birds ever “intentionally“ do to you?

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u/mermaid831 Oct 07 '22

Comments here are crazy.

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u/BalaAthens Oct 06 '22

Looks unsecured. Not safe

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u/GreatBigBagofPlums Oct 06 '22

Got that big armby parmby

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u/Culturedropout Oct 06 '22

Do people really not realize they're being recorded all the time, by traffic cameras, security cameras, doorbell cameras, and dash cameras? So if someone takes a picture without trying to hide it, and has not otherwise shown aggression, why do they react like this? You're out in public, dude. If you're that sensitive about people seeing your dog, get it a damned hijab and sunglasses or something. Maybe he's just sensitive about his tiny hands.

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u/CDGQYR Oct 06 '22

Who’s the bitch?

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u/atkyyup Oct 06 '22

Gnarly

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u/Puzzleheaded_Deer246 Oct 06 '22

Who cares cock sucker

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u/SufficientWeather108 Oct 06 '22

Ehy whas the dude mad

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u/Fluid_Variation_3086 Oct 06 '22

Nothing special about that dog