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u/Hugz-N-Drugs 9d ago

Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel. You can't always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving... you will come to a better place.

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u/Deitythe1st 9d ago

Leaves from the vine, falling so slowly

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u/Deepwater08 9d ago

Like fragile, tiny shells, drifting in the foam

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u/DJNinjaToothless 9d ago

Little soldier boy come marching home

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u/Extension-One-4011 9d ago

Brave soldier boy comes marching home

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u/Strobbleberry 9d ago

I am a big adult. I won’t cry… I won’t cry! cries anyway

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u/JacktheMUORI 9d ago

Brave soldier boy comes marching home

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u/Hugz-N-Drugs 9d ago

And now I’m sad, thanks 😂

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u/angryranger1394 9d ago

Gone to soon iroh

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u/Abject-Nebula435 9d ago

I feel like Iroh is the uncle we all wish we had.

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u/LordNuggies 9d ago

I agree.

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u/JaxTheCrafter 9d ago

several come to my mind:

"there is no war in ba sing se"

"I will not tell lies"

"SHAW!"

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u/myRinx 9d ago

MY CABBAGES!

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u/R3D_DR4G0N84 9d ago

I wonder why Hornet is your favourite character, certainly the plot

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u/JaxTheCrafter 9d ago

mostly just memorable

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u/ArcticF0X-71 9d ago

sigh Bapanada

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u/LITEBRINGER4 9d ago

Shaw indeed, Shaw indeed.

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u/frozenyoda12 Professional Dumbass 9d ago

Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

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u/hmph_cant_use_greek 9d ago

qaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqaqa (platypus noises)

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u/nobody-cares57 9d ago

A platypus? gasp, Perry the Platypus!?

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u/da_lobster 9d ago

"What kind of plumber are you anyways?"

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u/CrackheadAlchemist 9d ago

Warcrime this , can't eat the drywall that , microwaving mice is wrong they Say!

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u/GamerM602 I touched grass 9d ago

. . . BULLSH*T!

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u/DrTheo24 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 9d ago edited 9d ago

Like I said, kids are cruel, Jack. And I love minors

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u/Neonthewerehog_ 9d ago edited 9d ago

That link under your username...I've seen it too many times...
edit: just wanna clarify what I meant. I have not been Rick roll'd a billion times, I simply send the link to that song to every scammer that calls me. Why? Because it's funny.

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u/Onetimeguy8 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 9d ago

That’s a nice argument Senator, why don’t you back it up with a SOURCE!

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u/ryengyo193 9d ago

Check it out Raiden I got vaccinated

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u/TheEnergyCristal 9d ago

Please inform me of the name of this possibly wonderful character.

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u/Few_Conversation6719 9d ago

Sundowner

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u/Few_Conversation6719 9d ago

From metal gear rising revengeance but he doesnt say it in the game its in the max0rs video

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u/TheEnergyCristal 9d ago

Noted. Thank you.

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u/LunaticPower 9d ago

NOW ACTIVATING: WOMEN DEFLECTORS

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u/-T-A-C-O-C-A-T- memer 9d ago

Like I said; kids are cruel jack

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u/xVEEx3 Me when the: 9d ago

and I love minors!

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u/9-11_Pilot01 9d ago

Not to worry, kids love video games. That’s why I’ve got ‘em all set up spinning the wheel on my favorite gatcha games.

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u/Derpisawg 9d ago

How else is a man supposed to make his.... Impact?

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u/CNE_Spooders 9d ago

IM FUCKIN INVINCIBLE

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u/Susdoggodoggy 9d ago

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………………

(Patrick star)

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u/Vast_Bullfrog2001 9d ago

"Alright, I've been thinking. When
life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons
back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do
with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it
thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the
man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get
my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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u/ashmin08 9d ago

Oh I like this guy

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u/Kphace 9d ago

In case you get covered in the repulsion gel, here's some advice from the lab boys... do not get covered in the repulsion gel

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u/lisektheneverfound 9d ago

Alright, let's get started. This first test involves something the lab boys call 'repulsion gel'. You're not part of the control group, by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint. Hahaha. All joking aside, that did happen - broke every bone in his legs. Tragic. But informative. Or so I'm told.

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u/polandguy69 9d ago

GLaDOS. Im kinda fucked

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u/two-memes-a-day 9d ago

Oh, it you.

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u/Perfect_Caramel4836 Smol pp 9d ago

It been long tim

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u/Timely_Upstairs2525 9d ago

How you bin?

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u/DoesntEatPeople 9d ago

I am potat

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u/Beckphillips 9d ago

Look at you, flying through the air like an eagle. piloting a blimp

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u/tobyfoxfan06 9d ago

So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.

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u/ashmin08 9d ago

I hate you so much

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u/Bannanas_suck 9d ago

this is a triumph

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u/LykonWolf Breaking EU Laws 9d ago

I have a bad feeling about this.

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u/YamatoBoi9001 (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 9d ago

fuck i know this where is it from

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u/EarlGray513 I saw what the dog was doin 9d ago

star wars Han Solo

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u/Frisiaball I touched grass 9d ago

Star wars, pretty much everyone.

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u/LykonWolf Breaking EU Laws 9d ago

Many Star Wars characters said this. It is said in almost every Show/movie/game ...

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u/Kermit-the-Frog_ 9d ago

This must be Kenobi. I believe Han Solo said "I got a bad feeling about this" (rather than "have")

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u/SuperDeathChrist 9d ago

I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this, is my weapon.

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u/TheWrathfulCrusader 9d ago

She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute…

It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon…for twelve seconds

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u/CONFIRMBRAWL Ok I Pull Up 9d ago

laughter

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u/TheWrathfulCrusader 9d ago

Oh my god who touched Sasha???

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u/Foreign_Plum_644 9d ago

Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN

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u/Perfect_Caramel4836 Smol pp 9d ago

Some people think they can outsmart me snif maybe snif

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u/Candaphlaf10 9d ago

I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

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u/Majin_Brick 9d ago

WEEEEEE

WUAAAAA

HAHAAHAAHA!!! CRY SOME MORE!!!!

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u/A_Human_Being_BLEEEH 9d ago

Heh, cry some more.

* tf2 ending music *

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u/Zockaholic 9d ago

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... Maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

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u/Not_Bob_42 9d ago

Wall-E, Eeeeeeeva

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u/Compaagnie 9d ago

Bapanada

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u/Vmxplousion 9d ago

Just to be sure I'm remembering right: the cartographer wife in Hollow Knight?

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u/Lucas_Alan008 Shower Enthusiast 9d ago

I believe that’s what he’s referencing lmao

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u/Vmxplousion 9d ago

shrugs

Bapanada

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u/Lucas_Alan008 Shower Enthusiast 9d ago

Bapanada to you as well

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u/Loud-Emu4060 9d ago

We all love that sexy cornifer who cares about his wife

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u/Waylen38 What is TikTok? 9d ago

Yep. Iselda

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u/justanaveragebuzzsaw Flair Loading.... 9d ago

Hattamas Geo!

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u/Mocei 9d ago

Bapanada! 🐜

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u/Sussyuri 9d ago

Kira yoshikage. Comprehend it as you wish.

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u/SixFaceSFX 9d ago

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

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u/Niijima-San 9d ago

didnt take long for this to happen and i love it

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u/LuckHasSidedWithKira Average r/memes enjoyer 9d ago

"Luck has sided with Yoshikage Kira!"

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u/Col_Gears 9d ago

"I'm about to beat you to death" after having one less nuggy in their 10pc mcnuggets

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u/randomname162548 9d ago

I'm dying! Somebody drop a medic bag

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u/BOBTHEHOLYBUILDER 9d ago

Alright ramblers let's get rambling

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u/Witch_Snitch 9d ago

I NEED A FUCKIN' MEDIC BAG!!!!

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u/Guywithoutimage Professional Dumbass 9d ago

BAAAAAIINNN!! I’M FUCKING DYING!

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u/GlitchInTh3System 9d ago

It’s a wonderful day to rob a bank (Help me finish this)

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u/ShrekTitties420 9d ago

Maybe 2 or 3, 4, 5 I don't care

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u/Raretr69 9d ago

DALLAS IS IN CUSTODY

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u/Pingimaster GigaChad 9d ago

Ahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!

It's funny how dumb you are.

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u/_im_also_here_ 9d ago

"Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold BYEEEEEE"

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u/Repulsa_2080 9d ago

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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u/Creeeeeeeeprkillr 9d ago

Good. Why that's very good. Yes, I like that.

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u/Desertpyrate 9d ago

Let’s dance!

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u/Creeeeeeeeprkillr 9d ago

My legs are broken

The kneecaps are stolen

I'm forever bound to a chair

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u/Quiet_Kid_at_the_End 9d ago

I'm half quadriplegic

That means paraplegic

I can't seem to feel my legs

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u/Creeeeeeeeprkillr 9d ago

A desolate life (life)

Can't please my wife (wife)

If only my legs I could feel

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u/Zealousideal_Ad575 9d ago

It's legs that I spite

As I sit down and fight

The only thing i cannot feel

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u/Creeeeeeeeprkillr 9d ago

THERE WILL BE WHEEL

CHAIR

THE SUFFER AND PAIN IS MUCH TO BEAR

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u/That_Formal_Goat 9d ago

"smile dear, You're never fully dressed without one!" "And what do you do my afeminite fellow?"

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u/katuu- Professional Dumbass 9d ago

'Can suck yer dick

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u/D-boi1 9d ago

HAH! no.

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u/kajetus69 9d ago

well your loss

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u/katuu- Professional Dumbass 9d ago

♪ Im addicted, to the madness, ♪

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u/l3etelgeuse 9d ago

Angel Dust and Alistor are amazing characters.

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u/overinterpret 9d ago

true af

I'm so happy that hasbin hotel will come back as a series this summer

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u/Lord_Charles05 9d ago

Yes indeedy. I see big things coming your way

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u/Racecarboii 9d ago

"I REGRET EVERYTHING!!! I REGRET EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER DONE!!!"

-Scout, tf2

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u/terrafhm 9d ago

Mmh mmmmh!

-pyro tf2

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u/spiritualgoat669 9d ago

That's what she said.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

well well well how the turntables... right...?

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u/J4YWH3TH3R 9d ago

I am not in danger I am the danger

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u/Illustrious-Bus-1820 9d ago

My name is Schuyler white yo (boom)

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u/BaconzYummy 9d ago

My husband is walter white, yo🗿(ear-deafening boom)

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u/yes_im_nameless The Trash Man 9d ago

Say my name.

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u/HanataSanchou 9d ago

Heisenberg?

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u/wombey12 master_jbt loves this flair 9d ago

You're goddamn right.

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u/PcTheCoconut Sussy Baka 9d ago

Wabby wabbo

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u/canofhumans Doot 9d ago

It is ... acceptable

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u/ilylily_ 9d ago

Do you believe in gravity?

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u/Marcuserror2 9d ago

Dio moment

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u/NoInstruction2007 Flair Loading.... 9d ago

I hate sand. It's coarse, rough, and gets everywhere.

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u/cataclysmicterrain 9d ago

“ “

-Gordon Freeman

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u/Drop-KO 9d ago

This is Outrageous! It's Unfair!

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u/GAMEr0FtheYEAR 9d ago

Arise now ye tarnished

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u/MeEatPizzaVeryMuch 9d ago

Ye dead who yet live

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u/_Tech_Dog Nice meme you got there 9d ago

“LOOK INTO MY EYES WHEN I’M STARING AT YOU!”

“I HEAR THE SOY SAUCE!”

“BUT YOU’LL MISS TEA-TIME!”

“HIGH-FIVE! Oh you’re dead, sorry.”

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u/Psycopathic_Duck Professional Dumbass 9d ago

THINK FAST CHUCKLE-NUTS

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u/--_4 9d ago

oh harder daddy

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u/TheFloppaEnthusiast 9d ago

profile picture checks out

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u/Giggaman999 9d ago

Son?

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u/HelloThereItsMeVex 9d ago

Idk if i should be more discusted that i get the reference or that you 2 did it

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u/Gubbyfall 9d ago

Those are the cowardly sinners, they will not hinder my territorial takeover. A whise decision. THE POWER OF MY MACHINES ARE UNMATCHED!

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u/dicktator-the-second Dirt Is Beautiful 9d ago

your girlfriend?

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u/GlizzyGobWeenie 9d ago

Death can have me, when it earns me

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u/ShellrockHomeless 9d ago

Sometimes i am dreaming about cheese

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u/Gaciet017 9d ago

[[Discomfort and Abdominal pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]

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u/Pingimaster GigaChad 9d ago

Mmmmmmm spam tom

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u/ilundur 9d ago

Lana! LANA! LAANAAA!!!!!

Dangerzone!

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u/Rosenthepal78 9d ago

... (they are mute)

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u/Ghost_B69 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 9d ago
Crikey.

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u/Skullersky 9d ago

I can't belive I just said that

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u/TheShinySigilyph 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 9d ago

You did it to him first.

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u/chairfucker5 9d ago

HUMAN! YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS AREA! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL STOP YOU!!!

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u/TheChosenToffee 9d ago

Ogres are like onions.

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u/blueneko86 9d ago

Peaches and plums, motherfucker

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u/ImADuck22_FuckYou 9d ago

Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYEEEEE!!

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u/Dragon22334 9d ago

Make life rue the day it thought that it could give Cave Johnson lemons!

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u/mr_dickerson25 9d ago

Nooooooo, I would need to say so much gay shit.

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u/HelloThereItsMeVex 9d ago

I see this as an absolute win

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u/MysticlemRK2000 9d ago

I’d have to say a shit ton of dirty puns and sex jokes, all while bragging about my golden brain and how gorgeous I am lol

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u/coldflash25 9d ago

I never learned how to read

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u/ShipMuch6267 9d ago

reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!

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u/Suitable-Average6037 9d ago

All this murder… and yet you’re still not based

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u/Ordinary_Visual7750 9d ago

Tatake! tatake! tatake!

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u/NewspaperPossible627 9d ago

"Yeah! Hit me! Come on, HIT ME! Kane's not afraid of dying! Going to take alot more than that, SCRUB. Now, COME ON. HIT. ME."

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u/Fish_Fucker_Fucker23 9d ago

You were not invited to Kane’s party, and that’s why you’re dead! “Maniacal laughter”

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u/BumBumGuy06 9d ago

"You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best."

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u/TheShinySigilyph 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 9d ago

Uhhh.... sparkles?

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u/Glowing_Fox 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 9d ago

Hunter from The Owl House, my favourite one: “BYEEEE!”

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u/wasas387 9d ago

She can sing. She can dance. She can make ice cream. She can make balloons out of herself.

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u/MrBigUwOOF 9d ago

If I find a burger tank ‘round here imma be a one man cheeseburger apocalypse

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u/theTman2300 Professional Dumbass 9d ago

This is a bucket.

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u/ClubetteMystic 9d ago

Dear God..

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u/Squorcle 9d ago

There's more

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u/SpilledCobra872 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 9d ago

No

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u/The_Wendigonner 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 9d ago

That’s a mood, Gabriella.

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u/TheDrugo101 9d ago

La vita è brutta

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u/Efe172 9d ago

MEEEDİİİİC,DOCTOR ! Sandvich,Nom nom nom,Yatatatatata yatatatatatata,HEEEEELP,OOOHH NOOOO

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u/frozenyoda12 Professional Dumbass 9d ago

Ferb , I know what we're going to do today!

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u/Spamual 9d ago

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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u/Scruffy1990 9d ago

It's just been revoked!!

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u/DexanVideris 9d ago

Honor is dead, but I’ll see what I can do.

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u/HanzoMainLel 9d ago

Greetings, neighbor! The name's Crazy Dave. But you can just call me Crazy Dave. Listen, I've got a surprise for you. But first, I'll need you to clear your lawn. Use your shovel and dig up those plants! Ok goody, now for the surprise... We're going BOWLING! HERE, TAKE THIS WALL-NUT!! Why'd I put a Wall-nut on your hand? BECAUSE I'M CRAAAZY!!!!!!

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u/skater5411 9d ago

No. Do it the right way : bababebabebabobobabebi babibo BABOBOOOO

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u/Far-Classic-4637 9d ago

webbi wabbo

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u/OkSeaworthiness7009 9d ago

No business man worth his salt bargains for more than he could take

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u/xxshilar 9d ago

Cough cough, 'scuse me while I push my spleen back in...