r/memes • u/Ulquiorr4_ • 9d ago
Jelly Sandwiches. !Rule 7 - NO META-REDDIT REFERENCES
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u/Hugz-N-Drugs 9d ago
Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel. You can't always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving... you will come to a better place.
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u/Deitythe1st 9d ago
Leaves from the vine, falling so slowly
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u/Deepwater08 9d ago
Like fragile, tiny shells, drifting in the foam
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u/DJNinjaToothless 9d ago
Little soldier boy come marching home
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u/angryranger1394 9d ago
Gone to soon iroh
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u/JaxTheCrafter 9d ago
several come to my mind:
"there is no war in ba sing se"
"I will not tell lies"
"SHAW!"
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u/CrackheadAlchemist 9d ago
Warcrime this , can't eat the drywall that , microwaving mice is wrong they Say!
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u/GamerM602 I touched grass 9d ago
. . . BULLSH*T!
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u/DrTheo24 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 9d ago edited 9d ago
Like I said, kids are cruel, Jack. And I love minors
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u/Neonthewerehog_ 9d ago edited 9d ago
That link under your username...I've seen it too many times...
edit: just wanna clarify what I meant. I have not been Rick roll'd a billion times, I simply send the link to that song to every scammer that calls me. Why? Because it's funny.→ More replies9
u/Onetimeguy8 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 9d ago
That’s a nice argument Senator, why don’t you back it up with a SOURCE!
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u/TheEnergyCristal 9d ago
Please inform me of the name of this possibly wonderful character.
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u/Few_Conversation6719 9d ago
Sundowner
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u/Few_Conversation6719 9d ago
From metal gear rising revengeance but he doesnt say it in the game its in the max0rs video
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u/LunaticPower 9d ago
NOW ACTIVATING: WOMEN DEFLECTORS
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u/9-11_Pilot01 9d ago
Not to worry, kids love video games. That’s why I’ve got ‘em all set up spinning the wheel on my favorite gatcha games.
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u/Vast_Bullfrog2001 9d ago
"Alright, I've been thinking. When
life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons
back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do
with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it
thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the
man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get
my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
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u/lisektheneverfound 9d ago
Alright, let's get started. This first test involves something the lab boys call 'repulsion gel'. You're not part of the control group, by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint. Hahaha. All joking aside, that did happen - broke every bone in his legs. Tragic. But informative. Or so I'm told.
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u/polandguy69 9d ago
GLaDOS. Im kinda fucked
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u/two-memes-a-day 9d ago
Oh, it you.
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u/LykonWolf Breaking EU Laws 9d ago
I have a bad feeling about this.
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u/YamatoBoi9001 (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 9d ago
fuck i know this where is it from
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u/LykonWolf Breaking EU Laws 9d ago
Many Star Wars characters said this. It is said in almost every Show/movie/game ...
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u/Kermit-the-Frog_ 9d ago
This must be Kenobi. I believe Han Solo said "I got a bad feeling about this" (rather than "have")
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u/SuperDeathChrist 9d ago
I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this, is my weapon.
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u/TheWrathfulCrusader 9d ago
She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute…
It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon…for twelve seconds
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u/CONFIRMBRAWL Ok I Pull Up 9d ago
laughter
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u/TheWrathfulCrusader 9d ago
Oh my god who touched Sasha???
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u/Foreign_Plum_644 9d ago
Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN
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u/Perfect_Caramel4836 Smol pp 9d ago
Some people think they can outsmart me snif maybe snif
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u/Candaphlaf10 9d ago
I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
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u/Zockaholic 9d ago
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... Maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
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u/Compaagnie 9d ago
Bapanada
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u/Vmxplousion 9d ago
Just to be sure I'm remembering right: the cartographer wife in Hollow Knight?
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u/Lucas_Alan008 Shower Enthusiast 9d ago
I believe that’s what he’s referencing lmao
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u/Lord_Charles05 9d ago
SHAW
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u/Compaagnie 9d ago
Bapa nadaa
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u/Lord_Charles05 9d ago
GIT GUD
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u/pustiul0 GigaChad 9d ago
DOMA DOMA DOMA
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u/Lord_Charles05 9d ago
ADINO
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u/Sussyuri 9d ago
Kira yoshikage. Comprehend it as you wish.
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u/SixFaceSFX 9d ago
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
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u/Col_Gears 9d ago
"I'm about to beat you to death" after having one less nuggy in their 10pc mcnuggets
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u/randomname162548 9d ago
I'm dying! Somebody drop a medic bag
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u/Pingimaster GigaChad 9d ago
Ahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!
It's funny how dumb you are.
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u/Repulsa_2080 9d ago
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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u/Creeeeeeeeprkillr 9d ago
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u/Desertpyrate 9d ago
Let’s dance!
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u/Creeeeeeeeprkillr 9d ago
My legs are broken
The kneecaps are stolen
I'm forever bound to a chair
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u/Quiet_Kid_at_the_End 9d ago
I'm half quadriplegic
That means paraplegic
I can't seem to feel my legs
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u/Creeeeeeeeprkillr 9d ago
A desolate life (life)
Can't please my wife (wife)
If only my legs I could feel
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u/Zealousideal_Ad575 9d ago
It's legs that I spite
As I sit down and fight
The only thing i cannot feel
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u/Creeeeeeeeprkillr 9d ago
THERE WILL BE WHEEL
CHAIR
THE SUFFER AND PAIN IS MUCH TO BEAR
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u/katuu- Professional Dumbass 9d ago
'Can suck yer dick
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u/l3etelgeuse 9d ago
Angel Dust and Alistor are amazing characters.
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u/overinterpret 9d ago
true af
I'm so happy that hasbin hotel will come back as a series this summer
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u/Racecarboii 9d ago
"I REGRET EVERYTHING!!! I REGRET EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER DONE!!!"
-Scout, tf2
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u/J4YWH3TH3R 9d ago
I am not in danger I am the danger
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u/yes_im_nameless The Trash Man 9d ago
Say my name.
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u/--_4 9d ago
oh harder daddy
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u/Giggaman999 9d ago
Son?
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u/HelloThereItsMeVex 9d ago
Idk if i should be more discusted that i get the reference or that you 2 did it
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u/Gubbyfall 9d ago
Those are the cowardly sinners, they will not hinder my territorial takeover. A whise decision. THE POWER OF MY MACHINES ARE UNMATCHED!
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u/chairfucker5 9d ago
HUMAN! YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS AREA! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL STOP YOU!!!
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u/ImADuck22_FuckYou 9d ago
Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYEEEEE!!
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u/mr_dickerson25 9d ago
Nooooooo, I would need to say so much gay shit.
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u/MysticlemRK2000 9d ago
I’d have to say a shit ton of dirty puns and sex jokes, all while bragging about my golden brain and how gorgeous I am lol
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u/ShipMuch6267 9d ago
reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!
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u/NewspaperPossible627 9d ago
"Yeah! Hit me! Come on, HIT ME! Kane's not afraid of dying! Going to take alot more than that, SCRUB. Now, COME ON. HIT. ME."
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u/Fish_Fucker_Fucker23 9d ago
You were not invited to Kane’s party, and that’s why you’re dead! “Maniacal laughter”
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u/wasas387 9d ago
She can sing. She can dance. She can make ice cream. She can make balloons out of herself.
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u/Efe172 9d ago
MEEEDİİİİC,DOCTOR ! Sandvich,Nom nom nom,Yatatatatata yatatatatatata,HEEEEELP,OOOHH NOOOO
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u/Spamual 9d ago
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/HanzoMainLel 9d ago
Greetings, neighbor! The name's Crazy Dave. But you can just call me Crazy Dave. Listen, I've got a surprise for you. But first, I'll need you to clear your lawn. Use your shovel and dig up those plants! Ok goody, now for the surprise... We're going BOWLING! HERE, TAKE THIS WALL-NUT!! Why'd I put a Wall-nut on your hand? BECAUSE I'M CRAAAZY!!!!!!
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u/skater5411 9d ago
No. Do it the right way : bababebabebabobobabebi babibo BABOBOOOO
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