r/memes Jan 26 '23

The Terminator

10.8k Upvotes

202

u/Just_Kujo Jan 26 '23

Can confirm

74

u/Harshvir991 Jan 26 '23

You ain't his mom

78

u/Just_Kujo Jan 26 '23

I sex’d his mom

46

u/existentialism91342 Jan 26 '23

You couldn't have. She has erectile dysfunction.

40

u/Just_Kujo Jan 26 '23

Dont worry about it. I used a few tools

13

u/Dm_me_pretty_boobs Jan 26 '23

Did u use threads?

19

u/gos907 Jan 26 '23

Saw from the window. He used a hammer.

8

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

9

u/Just_Kujo Jan 26 '23

Dont worry, i took real good care of her

3

u/1minatur Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

This account is a bot, copying other comments for karma

Edit: The comment they're copying

3

u/TNTFox9 Because That's What Fearows Do Jan 26 '23

Yea they're not his mom, I am.

72

u/MasterX99 Jan 26 '23

Why is the terminator a skeleton and not a T800?

24

u/primalthewendigo Jan 26 '23

Looks like a modified version of maybe jax's victory screen

1

u/Billy1138 Jan 26 '23

Laziness lol

8

u/primalthewendigo Jan 26 '23

Not laziness, I think it's a modified version of jax's victory screen

46

u/Dorlinos Jan 26 '23

In this day and age...

They're not wrong (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

15

u/TheGlowingScout Jan 26 '23

common trans rights W

7

u/Dorlinos Jan 26 '23

I don't know what that means...

2

u/HMSNon_Existent Bri’ish Jan 26 '23

🏳️‍⚧️ ➡️

1

u/TxRxNwastaken Jan 27 '23

🏳️‍⚧️⬆️

1

u/HMSNon_Existent Bri’ish Jan 27 '23

🏳️‍⚧️W

1

u/TxRxNwastaken Jan 27 '23

🏳️‍⚧️🅰️↘️🅰️

-3

u/DippyFreshon420 Jan 26 '23

they're not trans left Ls

6

u/Yellow_man2024 Jan 27 '23

Drop a live grenade when killed

11

u/Creepy-Reference-133 Jan 26 '23

He sacrificed himself to destroy his enemy 🗿🗿

6

u/SomeRandomSkitarii Jan 26 '23

Why can I hear freebird

8

u/PingBongBingPong Jan 26 '23

Mama mia

-1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

[deleted]

7

u/Crafty-Bathroom499 Jan 26 '23

What are you trying to say

13

u/-_Lynn_- Jan 26 '23

Haha trans funny

6

u/let-me--in Jan 26 '23

how do you know 💀

5

u/Harshvir991 Jan 26 '23

This was supposed to be a joke ,right?

3

u/let-me--in Jan 26 '23

😐

6

u/Harshvir991 Jan 26 '23

Aye you have same pfp as mine

3

u/let-me--in Jan 26 '23

Thanks you 2

2

u/Efficient_Wall_4060 Jan 26 '23

"I don’t know qhat that is, but i sexed your mom"

2

u/mynameistodd12356 Jan 26 '23

This joke never grows old lol

2

u/RADIENTRYNE Jan 26 '23

Nah bro I'm dead ×)

2

u/DeathByApathy_ Jan 27 '23

I am telling you.. they killed each other Mike. Trust me, I am a shark Detective, and we are never wrong.

1

u/Murplesman Breaking EU Laws Jan 26 '23

It's a tri-roast. Calling their mom a man, saying she has erectile dysfunction, and implying their dad is gay.

3

u/AFriendlyRedditUser2 Shower Enthusiast Jan 26 '23

Bro— I wouldn’t understand this until that night, and then my soul would leave my body as I realized how hard I got destroyed

1

u/hagenbs Jan 27 '23

Jesus loves y’all

0

u/fissayo_py Jan 26 '23

Lmao what's this?

0

u/Monkeyarm0913 Jan 26 '23

Weak comeback

-1

u/Old_Astronaut8078 Jan 27 '23

unfunny ah mf

0

u/Ok-Purple-8199 Jan 26 '23

Honestly, this should count as a finisher😂😂😂

-6

u/Electrical_Cycle_262 Jan 26 '23

roasting like this is just the most childish thing someone can do, it's almost like having no good point to roadt back so just telling your mom

4

u/DarkCosmosDragon Jan 27 '23

Believe or not acting like children amongst friends is allowed not everyone has to be a stuck up asshole whose miserable all day lmfao

-2

u/Varsect This flair doesn't exist Jan 26 '23

Your mom roasts are so basic they shouldn't even be considered roasts. Not even close to it.