r/memes Jan 26 '23

Can't gaslight me, all my homies love Velma

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9.1k Upvotes

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u/Wilvinc Jan 26 '23

Jinkies!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Yes.

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u/The_Middle_Planet Virgin 4 lyfe Jan 26 '23

Its jinkin’ time!

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u/Blank_Address_Lol Jan 27 '23

The Jinkining

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u/Calvinball08 Jan 27 '23

Fun fact: that’s Wendy from Gravity Falls and Hawkeye’s wife in the MCU

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u/DizzyScorp Jan 26 '23

The live action movies got folks down bad.

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u/amBoringGuy Jan 26 '23

Linda Cardellini as Velma is the most downbad-ifying thing in existence

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u/ComicBookFanatic97 Jan 26 '23

That’s Linda Cardellini in general honestly.

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u/JustASyncer Jan 27 '23

Idk man Hayley Kiyoko’s Velma had young me feeling all kinds of things

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

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u/Goldeneye0X1_ Nice meme you got there Jan 27 '23

Luv u bot!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

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u/Goldeneye0X1_ Nice meme you got there Jan 27 '23

Okay sniff

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u/Nightborger Jan 27 '23

Good bot :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

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u/ComicBookFanatic97 Jan 26 '23

It’s like on Buffy the Vampire Slayer (also starring Sarah Michelle Gellar) where Willow isn’t even meant to be the hot one, but there’s still just something about her.

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u/ktrainor59 Jan 27 '23

Guys always lusting after those lesbian witch next door types.

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u/BlooPancakes Jan 27 '23

I don’t get why we guys be lusting after lesbians knowing there’s no chance in hell. It’s actually kinda funny cause I know they are thinking the same thing I was thinking “oh maybe she’ll try a guy and it’ll be me”.

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u/ktrainor59 Jan 27 '23

I don't get it either, but there it is.

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u/Alt_SWR Jan 27 '23

I mean, you can't tell someone's a lesbian just by looking at them lol. Obviously I'm talking irl cause usually they make it obvious in media such as movies and shows and shit.

Only way to know (unless they're in a relationship and it is obvious, or they very obviously flirt with girls) is to actually talk to them. Hell even with those exceptions I added they could still be bi.

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u/BlooPancakes Jan 27 '23

Of course I think the other user and I are were talking about situations where the guy knows.

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u/Alt_SWR Jan 27 '23

Fair enough.

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u/BlooPancakes Jan 27 '23

Willow was my super big crush. The something about her is that she looks like someone who did things at band camp that’s a American pie reference AND I mean it about her!

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u/4iDragon Jan 27 '23

Fck yeah.

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u/Karpaltunnel83 Jan 26 '23

Hmmm. A smart, thick, nerdy girl. Yeah no boy would ever think that looks good

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u/IMN0VIRGIN Jan 26 '23

A girl who is smart, got all the assets and probably enjoys the same nerdy shit im into!?

EWWWW WHAT THE FUCK!

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u/prblydumass Jan 26 '23

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u/Edgy-flipflop-guy Jan 27 '23

I forget daily how funny that movie is

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u/ArtGuards Jan 27 '23

got the assets and the asses

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u/ReallyNotNewHere Jan 26 '23

Velma is cool, Mindy sucks.

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u/MummiesLittleMilker Jan 27 '23

I bet Fred Jones sucks too, atleast in my mind he does.

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u/diggydillons Jan 26 '23

Must be young because she was always liked when I was a kid

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u/Touched_by_a_child Jan 26 '23

It's funny because Daphne is supposed to be the hot rich girl but Velma I feel like gets way more we'll call it "fan art"

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u/Oldmansoulman Jan 26 '23

We hate the show because it is mean-spirited anti-humour.

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u/xvsanx Jan 26 '23

Same reason I hate some characters on Mythic Quest despite loving Mac Charlie and Cricket

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u/TheUncleLad Jan 27 '23

And racist

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u/alittlepuppy85 Jan 26 '23

Velma is damn near a kink, to be perfectly honest, as someone who watched Scooby Doo as a kid, it makes me unhappy

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u/Drudgework Jan 26 '23

Does this mean the HBO version is kink shaming on top of being racist and advocating the sexualization of minors?

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u/alittlepuppy85 Jan 26 '23

I haven't seen it so I couldn't tell ya

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u/potate12323 Jan 27 '23

There are very few people who haven't imagined velma posing in a suggestive manner while "looking for her glasses".

Velma is one of the most popular fictional characters in porn and fan art.

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u/alittlepuppy85 Jan 26 '23

Not shaming, I see why, I just find that it makes me unhappy

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u/EhaMe3 Jan 26 '23

if you cant stop us, join us

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u/Cayennesan Jan 26 '23

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u/TherionX2 💉 Infected 17 People 💉 Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

Fuck i recognised the artist

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u/OneLastHoorah Jan 26 '23

Belly button is off

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u/Cayennesan Jan 27 '23

It'd be weird if it wasn't since her torso is twisting a bit

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u/edwpad Jan 26 '23

Goated artist, her works are amazing!

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u/dendnoy Jan 26 '23

Ahhh yes of course.

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u/Knight9910 Jan 26 '23

Velma is what they call "hollywood homely." She's the character who is considered completely unfuckable because she has a thick build and glasses, even though in real life she'd have more guys on her than the "hot" characters.

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u/faustsyndrome Jan 27 '23

It's true in a lot of manga and manhwas. In Omniscient reader's viewpoint the main character of the manhwa is constantly being told he's ugly especially compared to the "main character". Not only do they look the same my wife has told me that both are hot.

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u/ArkonWarlock Jan 27 '23

https://youtu.be/1v57G8ARwNs

She cant be hot she has paint on her overslls

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u/No_Reception_8369 Jan 26 '23

Or....or...Velma is just a crap show, with or without the Scooby Doo gang.

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u/Neon__Cat Jan 27 '23

They aren't talking about how people are reacting to the show, just how the show is portraying velma

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u/SonicTheSpeedy Feb 12 '23

also shaggy is a random black dude in a green shirt

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u/wellendowedfuckstick Jan 26 '23

Velma has been a sexual icon much longer than that show has existed, you the one gaslighting

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u/IndianaGeoff Jan 26 '23

Her and Mary Ann.

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u/gentoonix Jan 26 '23

Dawn Wells, I’m in my 30s and I still rub one out to that fine specimen.

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u/DCWalt Jan 26 '23

I... I think that's what he's saying, dude...

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u/MostEvilTexasToast Jan 27 '23

... you sure you read the meme correctly?

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u/wellendowedfuckstick Jan 27 '23

Lol nah you right, I was drunk on tequila at the time

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u/MostEvilTexasToast Jan 27 '23

Good thing to be sometimes.

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u/PerformanceTop7616 Shitposter Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

Out of the 4 porno videos I have on my pc two of them are Velma

Edit: Sentence structure

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Smart is sexy.

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u/Jim_the_E Jan 26 '23

OG Velma is cute. The fuck yall talkin' about?!

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u/PhilMcKrakin Jan 26 '23

Now that's a Velma I can get behind!

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u/Soldier_OfCum Jan 27 '23

“JINKIES! Oh no! I’ve lost my glasses again! Fred! Daphne! Scooby! Oh Shaggy, you really live up to your name! Oh! Uhhh! Shaggy! Is that you? Oh- its Scooby! Oh Scooby Doo! You really can do me! Go doggy mode on me babe! Ooh! Uuh!!”

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u/xvsanx Jan 26 '23

Stop promoting this dumbass show, come on

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u/diggydillons Jan 26 '23

Ikr we need to stop talking about it and forget it

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u/---_FUCK_--- Jan 26 '23

NO! CONTINUE THE CRUSADE!

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u/Poc4e Jan 27 '23 edited Jan 27 '23

I like the show. There’s got to be someone out there that does too. Right ?

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u/WillyHamster Jan 27 '23

How…

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u/Poc4e Jan 27 '23 edited Jan 27 '23

It’s funny and I never really cared that much for the original to get upset about the characters changes. It’s pretty simple really. I do like all sorts of different kinds of shows too if that makes any difference

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u/DarthWidi Jan 26 '23

Hear me out.

It's so socially common that Velma is hot that people often ignore the more traditionally looked at as a hallmark of hotness, Daphne. This makes Velma the more popular choice and Daphne the outcast.

Being most people like to reject social norms and stand out more from their peers, this makes Daphne the more obvious choice for people that like to buck the trends and not follow the crowd.

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u/LasevIX Jan 27 '23

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/Kastilvanius Jan 26 '23

This Velma what we need

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u/garbage-at-life Me when the: Jan 27 '23

well you see thats velma from scooby doo and not velma from shitty velma show

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u/MemeLordsUnited Jan 26 '23

I bet she thicc af too.

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u/kritikosk8 Jan 26 '23

Way better

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u/Thegrampacertest Jan 26 '23

This is how Velma aposta look.

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u/TheInevitableShone Jan 26 '23

DAMNNN, THATS NICE. oh hey look there's Velma, I'm looking at Scooby-Doo look at that high definition

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u/In_trooo Jan 26 '23

Imagine Mia Khalifa as Velma

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u/TheHighKing112 Jan 26 '23

Am I the only one who found Daphne hotter than Velma? Like I respect everyone's opinions I just have trouble understanding what's so hot about Velma

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u/Looinrims Jan 26 '23

Velma the character, not Velma the show

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u/L-Guy_21 Jan 26 '23

Right. Velma was never ugly. She just wasn’t the hot one

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u/Resinbowl Jan 27 '23

That's a Velma show I would watch

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u/KaleidoscopeCallum Jan 27 '23

Oh we love Velma, but not Mindy

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u/Summerclaw Jan 27 '23

Velma wasn't even hated or made fun in the original series. The gang were just a friend group. Velma is a nerdier and modest than the rest but that's it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Better as white.

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u/PillowTalk420 Jan 26 '23

Yeah but you see... The new show doesn't draw her like that. 🤦‍♂️

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u/misterjip Jan 26 '23

Honestly I always thought she was gay

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u/Dry-Career-3605 Jan 26 '23

Now this is relma rinkley one of the most downbadifying character not that trash hbo Velma

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u/sunrider8129 Jan 26 '23

Everyone thinks she’s ugly? Ummmm, no. That’s wildly false. She’s been the hot nerd chick meme going on 20 years. I’m gonna give this an ok boomer.

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u/Hand_Rough Jan 26 '23

Never really saw Velma as ugly but I never really saw her as beautiful either

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u/awaybaltimore410 Jan 27 '23

Gotdayuuummm 🍆

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 Jan 27 '23

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/Average_hentai_lord Jan 26 '23

I love this version of Velma it’s definitely one of the best

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u/ComicBookFanatic97 Jan 26 '23

This looks like the Velma show we deserve.

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u/IceCreamMeatballs Jan 26 '23

“Ruh roh, Raggy! Roobies!”

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u/dendnoy Jan 26 '23

Who said that?

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u/Alternative-Prior984 Jan 26 '23

The show ruined her.

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u/lithium142 Jan 26 '23

This more like the girl from resident evil cosplaying lol

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u/CIntelligenceGaygncy Jan 27 '23

Velma is the most fetishized character from that show that wouldn’t happen if people didn’t think she was hot lmao

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u/potate12323 Jan 27 '23

Who is the artist who drew this? Just asking for a friend. Wanna make sure theres no other drawing like it out there.

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u/ICFAOUNSFI Jan 27 '23

Nobody likes the badly-written fanbase-insulting garbage Velma. All other Velmas? The good Velmas? Even the erotic fanfiction Velma who’s black, lesbian, and well written? We love them. Not the “Velma” Velma. She’s low-quality garbage.

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u/Camswe- Jan 27 '23

Look at the size of those jinkies

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u/SomeLikeItDusty Jan 27 '23

Everyone knows the bookish nerd girls are actually hot af and down to kink. Velma stuck on those 1950’s stereotypes.

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u/shadowEmbracer19 Jan 27 '23

She’s a certified baddie

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u/BananaMan20233 Jan 27 '23

What da dog doin?

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u/extradabbingsauce Jan 27 '23

Velma in Scooby-Doo doo 2 with her leather outfit was one of my first crushes

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u/Exzee92 Jan 27 '23

Boys want Daphne
Men want Velma

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u/BoredPsion Jan 27 '23

Zombie Island Velma 🤤

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u/D3stroyerof3vil Jan 27 '23

Velma's always been good if you completely ignore the existence of the Velma show and refuse to give it attention. Velma is great!

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u/Xunaun Jan 27 '23

Jinkies!

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u/The_ZeroAspect Flair Loading.... Jan 27 '23

idk why you guys are here but i'm here for scooby

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u/atomictoasted Jan 27 '23

Please stop I'm currently shitting

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u/jabadahunt Jan 27 '23

Haha I know that artist, actually met him kinda, he seems cool

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u/Cayennesan Jan 27 '23

You might have met an imposter because the artist is a woman lol

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u/jabadahunt Jan 27 '23

Really?

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u/Cayennesan Jan 27 '23

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u/ara9ond Jan 27 '23

A twitter account with a female name a female doth not make.

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u/Cayennesan Jan 27 '23

What. I never said the way her name sounds is proof, I linked the account so they could look her up

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u/ara9ond Feb 04 '23

Sure, but you asserted the artist is a "she". We cannot know that from a twitter account.

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u/FrostByte_ArsYn Forever alone Jan 27 '23

if I'm not wrong, Sakimi Chan

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u/chippythehippie Jan 27 '23

The bellybutton relative to her top half is bothering me

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u/Exzalian_ Jan 27 '23

She's not ugly but she definitely isn't that hot for sure. I picture her like 130 pounds little chub (just what I like) but she wears thick glasses and doesn't try to look pretty so she looks like a 4 out of 10 but if she gets better glasses does her hair better she could probably be a 7 out of 10. The live action movies from way back when she was good looking.

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u/DamnDankMeme Jan 27 '23

The writers are the only humans that made her unlikable

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u/smg5pl Jan 27 '23

What the dog doing

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u/ChesterWillard Jan 27 '23

Daphne: what woman think men want

Velma: what men actually want

New Velma and Daphne: what wokes think woman want because all men are gay now.

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u/shirt_multiverse Jan 27 '23

God I love the internet sometimes

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u/One_Lettuce_974 Jan 27 '23

not the show, right?

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u/kennymedico (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ Jan 27 '23

Something is rising....

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u/Marquar234 Jan 27 '23

Were I unwed, I would take Velma in a manly way.*

  • With full consent, of course.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Yeah, Velma's in my top 5. It's not OUR fault you made her look like she got a spray tan.

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u/StatusOmega Jan 27 '23

I thought "Velma" was created because she was actually everyone's favorite..

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u/Bounty_Mad_Man Jan 27 '23

When I was young, my friends were Daphne simps and only I liked Velma... I was ahead of my times

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u/SnooAdvice2025 Jan 27 '23

Velma isn’t the reason everyone hates that show. Mindy is the reason

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u/lifefeelsdull Jan 27 '23

Me thinking Velma was cute in the show. Already

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u/TheViewer123 Jan 27 '23

I would take Velma over Daphne any day

Except for the current ones, I dont want either of those

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u/jamnshel23 Jan 27 '23

Velma is fine. The Velma show is terrible garbage

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u/PanaChipoavi9 Jan 27 '23

2 things:

  1. looks pretty
  2. Someone didn't know Is appearing Scooby-Doo?

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u/dimondbck70 Jan 27 '23

There is a reason she wears baggy tops. She's stacked

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u/mar0deur Jan 27 '23

All the hate they pour in the show ruined it. The theme is pretty much hate, anger and resentment.

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u/AkumaDaemon Jan 27 '23

I’m sorry… but I just don’t like it.

They turned Fred into a prick.

They turned Daphne into a drug dealer, if I’m correct…

It’s just not right

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u/throwaway199007666 Jan 27 '23

It’s just painful to watch

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u/ManchurianPandaDate Jan 27 '23

Aren’t they supposed to be kids ? Why does she have huge tits and looks all hot ?

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u/CLE-BrownsFan216 Feb 13 '23

If she looked like that I bet the show would be much more popular

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u/MasterFreeDome Mar 02 '23

The Velma from the show is indican americano, so the picture is inaccurate.