r/memes Jan 26 '23

Breaking up is hard to do.

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/2manygunsIneedammo Jan 26 '23

Dad wanted to make hot dogs but no hotdogs, said okay I'll make hamburgers, no hamburger buns. Fuck it hamburdog it is.

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u/paintboxomega Jan 26 '23

Not Hamdog?

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u/Sharp_Discipline6544 Jan 26 '23

Burdoger?

9

u/No_Contribution1900 memer Jan 27 '23

Glizurger

17

u/Poutypigeon21 Jan 27 '23

Cumguzzler?

17

u/Difficult-Garage5491 Jan 27 '23

Don't bring his mother into this.

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u/2manygunsIneedammo Jan 26 '23

No that would.be slices of sandwich ham on a hotdog bun

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u/paintboxomega Jan 26 '23

Touché I need to reevaluate life... I've been saying hamdog far too long....

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u/Alltheweed Jan 27 '23

You sure he didn't just shit in a bun?

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u/BananaMan20233 Jan 27 '23

Uuhhh what about the twinkies for dessert then

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u/2manygunsIneedammo Jan 27 '23

He is dad, dad most likely did not smoke all the weed, dad most likely did not shit in a bun because he was high

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u/distantshadow9875 Jan 27 '23

No no he said it came out of a can…wait

2

u/WuSuBing Jan 27 '23

If that's true.....doesn't this belong in r/scat ?

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u/Elegant_Pace2424 Jan 27 '23

I thought it was a shit...

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u/vontdman Jan 27 '23

hamturder

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u/ManyPlenty9178 Jan 26 '23

Dads a problem solver. I like him. Give the guy a break.

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u/2manygunsIneedammo Jan 26 '23

As a dad, I would do this. Shit I throw things together all the time.

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u/ManyPlenty9178 Jan 26 '23

I might change tonight’s dinner plan just to see my daughters reaction

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u/Baldude863xx Jan 26 '23

Burger dogs - They actually sell a mold for them at Walmart in the summer.

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u/2manygunsIneedammo Jan 26 '23

Wally world here I come

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u/AaronE541 Jan 27 '23 edited Jan 27 '23

The top of whatevers in that bun looks highly suspect.

Looks like dad was like fuck I won't be needing this any more.

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u/CamKJoy Jan 26 '23

Turd in a bun

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u/DevN_U Tech Tips Jan 27 '23

It's the turd sandwich!

4

u/ObeyTime Jan 27 '23

That turd sandwich is a spy!

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u/Embarrassed-Refuse36 Jan 26 '23

Who ordered the poopoo platter.

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u/PyroGamer8808 Jan 27 '23

I get the reference lol!

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u/Abyss_walker56 Number 15 Jan 26 '23

Everything reminds me of her

43

u/Ailexxx337 Jan 26 '23

Take my upvote and leave this realm.

5

u/Flyingfox6477 Jan 27 '23

Pooussy moment

5

u/Own-Donkey-6020 Jan 27 '23

Amber Heard?

4

u/Roguerussian Jan 27 '23

"Ok wow, that's enough reddit for today-"

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u/ModernNormie Jan 27 '23

It looks like a turd tho. Is your wife Amber Heard or somethin?

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u/chefkc Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23 Take My Energy

I think you will find a sausage in the toilet

Edit: thanks for the award!

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u/WillyWumpLump Jan 26 '23

Bah ha ha ha!

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u/PigpalTrader Jan 26 '23

Too funny!

3

u/Cooshtie Jan 26 '23

....should've gone Specsavers.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

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u/chefkc Jan 27 '23

Well I hope you weren’t eating that

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u/IHATE2021 Jan 26 '23

Did he forget to flush?

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u/LastDirtyMartini Jan 26 '23

In retrospect, mom had some redeeming qualities.

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u/DraydeUnder can't meme Jan 26 '23

looks like both shit and an arm

17

u/PMmeyourdik-dikpics Jan 26 '23

I literally made this the week after I kicked my wife out. I had hot dog buns and hamburger meat, so I made hot durgers.

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u/granfalloonracoon Jan 26 '23

These were a hit at The Shore Shack back in the day when Tito invented them.

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u/DrSchmerzinator Jan 26 '23

Username checks out

7

u/dvenom88 Jan 27 '23

At least he gives a shit

6

u/AuthorSarge Jan 26 '23

You're all doomed.

4

u/Timmy_Cupcakes Jan 26 '23

I see your dad is a fan of Spinal Tap.

5

u/arny56 Jan 26 '23

Is that a Commodore 64 on your counter?

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u/WillyWumpLump Jan 26 '23

Hard times bruv.

10

u/PWB454 Jan 26 '23

Got dumped then made a shit sammich.

3

u/D0UBLE-FAC3 Jan 26 '23

That can't be anything besides a turd right?

4

u/ChipNASA Jan 27 '23

Dad pulled dinner out of his ass.

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u/Random-juice Jan 26 '23

Holy shit..

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u/Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me GigaChad Jan 27 '23

I thought the sausage was a piece of shit for a second Like it even has small yellow bits😭

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u/WillyWumpLump Jan 26 '23

I warmed it up in the microwave and it smells worse than warming up tunafish.

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u/Trojan_fed Jan 26 '23

Your father was not a good planner.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Hamdog

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u/maddoxthedemon Professional Dumbass Jan 27 '23

I was looking for this comment 😂

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u/redi_dman Jan 27 '23

Is that turd?

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u/No-Pomegranate-69 Jan 27 '23

That looks like shit

Litterally

2

u/Mvz1003 Jan 27 '23

What the shit is that?!?!?!

2

u/brandonsheffer Jan 27 '23

Ah the old shit on a shingle

2

u/rfakhreza Jan 27 '23

Crispy turd?

2

u/No-Bans Jan 27 '23

What did he cook that in? His colon?

3

u/Zargonzo Jan 26 '23

Just tell the judge you wanna live with mom

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u/blob_ditddit Jan 26 '23

Why is it always the dads that always have the shittiest food, shittiest home, and shittiest life after divorce

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

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u/roaer Jan 26 '23

Did you rip this from an incel image board?

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u/freebirth Jan 27 '23

if you cant be a functioing adult on your own. how could you possibly have any hope for a fruitfull and happy marriage with anotehr person?

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u/TryThisUsernane Jan 27 '23

He probably is a functional adult, but the post says right after a divorce probably not in the mood to make a great meal.

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u/stantoncree76 Jan 26 '23

That is poop from a butt.

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u/d0npietr0 Jan 26 '23

It's a Cevapcici, right?

0

u/Krygui Jan 26 '23

What is that actually? I can’t tell😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Put it in your ass after your dad is done with it

0

u/Glass_Windows Jan 26 '23

puT NSFW ffs I was eating bro

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u/billfriedman9987 Jan 26 '23

Do you eat shit for breakfast?

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u/Bright-Repeat-4616 OC Meme Maker Jan 26 '23

Damn this is a Turd Amber Heard Style

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u/Beginning-Reply1237 Jan 26 '23

Gotta appreciate his dad that he even made food. Hope everything will turn out well^

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u/stantoncree76 Jan 26 '23

That is poop from a butt.

1

u/znipez Jan 26 '23

Mr Hankey!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

1

u/sadlyundead Jan 26 '23

Shit-kebab

1

u/BelliumBug Jan 26 '23

Lmao at least he's trying.

1

u/DADDYdommy69 Jan 26 '23

Food prices these days

1

u/antoboss12 Jan 26 '23

what condiments would go with this?

1

u/Alice_D_Wonderland Jan 26 '23

Funny how some food can look the same before and after consuming…

1

u/TankProImporum The Trash Man Jan 26 '23

Cover it with ketchup

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u/Dutchgreenbubble_ Ok I Pull Up Jan 26 '23

Typical meal in Scotland

1

u/Loner_wolfy Jan 26 '23

I was about to say "that looks like shit". The pun was unintentional.

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u/MaddestOfHatters Jan 26 '23

Doo doo in a bun 😌

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u/Cires0 Jan 26 '23

Turd dog, nice. Curious to find out what your dad ate to cook that.

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u/Lynx343 Jan 26 '23

be careful you don't use the poop knife

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u/Porquen9 Jan 26 '23

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT

1

u/mr-door Jan 26 '23

Looks like shit

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u/ManiacMinerofDoom Jan 26 '23

He chopped his cock off and grilled it? that is hard/sad/scary (delete according to your sex/sympathy).

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u/coldascoffee Jan 26 '23

Lucky you got meat.

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u/icemanswga Jan 26 '23

As a dad who does most of the cooking, I give this an 8 for creativity and a 3 for execution.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Why didn't u go with yr mom?

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u/DR0P_DEAD Jan 26 '23

Stop eating my shit!!!

1

u/Cirice_of_Circe Jan 26 '23

It's already digested

1

u/Muted_Paramedic Jan 26 '23

whoa were you just in my toilet?

1

u/HotPocket_Consumed Jan 26 '23

Looks like an MRE turd

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u/BogStandardComment Jan 26 '23

That's a big turd.

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u/Low_Owl4994 Jan 26 '23

Looks like a shitty dinner.

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u/HalflingElf Jan 26 '23

No wonder he spends so long in the bathroom

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u/J3nk0J Jan 26 '23

That actually looks like a shit on a bun.

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u/wu-child4 Jan 26 '23

What happened to don’t s**t where you eat

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u/jnfvjdnk113 Jan 26 '23

The first type of hot dog that looks the same going in and coming out

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u/pingasthrowaway Jan 26 '23

Terd sammich

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u/FlatPhee Jan 26 '23

In my neck of the woods we call that a dog log

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u/Reasonable-Sun-6511 Jan 26 '23

He's trying, and you're surviving.

Sounds like a blast, he'll be one of the few dads actually listening to his kids. 9/10 would swap dads

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u/drewshay84 Jan 26 '23

Why are you eating Mr. Hanky

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u/No_Royal4704 Jan 26 '23

Bro, that looking kinda GAS. ON GOD

( Yes being sarcastic, but at least he put in some what effort to cook a meal, plus 15 social credit. )

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u/Monkeyarm0913 Jan 26 '23

Good for him for trying

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u/LustrousMirage Jan 26 '23

Jfc what is it? Not being mean, I literally can't tell what it's supposed to be.

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u/Si1entBills Jan 26 '23

Are you sure he cooked it??

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u/snowjoeski Jan 26 '23

Looks like you need to start leaning how to cook with those grown ass man hands.

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u/ArmedOblivion16 Jan 26 '23

I guess he is really telling you. Erm...

Eat shit.

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u/AnxiousGingerbread Jan 26 '23

I should call her

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u/RandWindhusk07 Jan 26 '23

Quite the opposite for me, since my parents got divorced I finally tasted the Thanksgiving turkey! My mom would always over cook it making it super dry and tasteless. Also, the Christmas ham was the best it's ever been!

Though the sink is always full...

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u/EscoCheesy Jan 26 '23

He made a Turdger

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u/ihateshelagh Jan 26 '23

Yummy, deep fried turd 💩 🤮

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u/perfectlypoachedpen1 Jan 26 '23

May look gross but bet its tasty

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u/camouflagedflamingo Jan 26 '23

Thats a turd sandwich

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u/lockedoutofmymainrdt Jan 26 '23

You get yours on a bun?

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u/squeezy102 Jan 26 '23

Yo don't be trashing burgerdogs.

Shits fire. Roll up little hamburger pattie turds, grill em up, serve them with some onions, ketchup, mustard, a slice of pepperjack and a pickle spear. Toast that bun up a little bit before you throw it on there.

Good shit.

Don't knock it til you try it.

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u/roaer Jan 26 '23

💯 dad's fault. He's grown. Not knowing how to cook is on him.

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u/Wraithkingslayer Jan 26 '23

ah... one of the classics. Shit on a shingle.

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u/ismness420 Jan 26 '23

Thought I’d never see one, an actual turd sandwich!

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u/BenShealoch Jan 26 '23

The good old turd sandwich

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u/sendGNUdes Linux User Jan 26 '23

I just had a couple of those from 7/11 and they were pretty tasty.

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u/Nico10n_007 Jan 26 '23

I feel bad for him, make sure he is ok OP

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u/babywithagun_ Professional Dumbass Jan 26 '23

Bro cooked his dick

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u/Wunderkind6988 Jan 26 '23

Yeah it's a Meme and rn I feel like a karen but I think it's sweet of him how He tried His best to make diner for his kids

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u/BigCurlyPortmade Jan 26 '23

Ah the turd burger in a “girthier” form than last time. Yum!

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u/blankettripod32_v2 Jan 26 '23

It's a piece and shit

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u/pencilvesterasadildo Jan 26 '23

You just ate some human shit

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u/Content-Artichoke541 Jan 26 '23

A nice and warm turdog

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u/Cgking11 Jan 26 '23

Turd sandwich?

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u/ruifaf Mods Are Nice People Jan 26 '23

Mr. Hankey is now on vacations

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u/Pablo_Larga Jan 26 '23

This food is shitty

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u/mybrainlog Jan 26 '23

I thought that was a fucking shit

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u/Lazy_Struggle4939 Jan 27 '23

This is why I voted for the giant douche.

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u/PreparationTough9082 Jan 27 '23

Lucky it wasnt a real turd...

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u/marshalzukov Jan 27 '23

Say what you want, it probably tastes fine

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u/kdfanboy Jan 27 '23

Is that a shit sandwich?

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u/Roi-o-Boi-o Jan 27 '23

Hello welcome to Subway, my name is Spiro, how may I help you?

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u/Raydenxx09 Jan 27 '23

That there is what we call a shitdog

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u/grumpykixdopey Jan 27 '23

New meaning to shit on a shingle..

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u/eyedpee Professional Dumbass Jan 27 '23

Dad has no more fucks to give

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u/northeast_liquid Jan 27 '23

that’s shit from a butt

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u/outrightbrick Jan 27 '23

Poor Mr. Hankey

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u/-tahir2 Jan 27 '23

I am sorry but looks like a poo man

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u/nuke907 Doot Jan 27 '23

That's one hell of a shit sandwich

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u/Turbulent-Phone5117 Jan 27 '23

It’s the Krabby Dog irl 😂🤣😅 I’d still eat it 😋😋🤤🤤

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u/RBJII 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Jan 27 '23

You better eat that shit! - Dad

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u/Pablomart1ns Jan 27 '23

Bread with poop? LoL 😂

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u/GuardOne3467 Jan 27 '23

Make a few of these everyday

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u/Lazymcdelta4ce Jan 27 '23

Huh, it feels like I ate this something like 2 to 5 days ago

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u/Kaiser-Joe Jan 27 '23

it’s poop

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u/Toolfan83007 Jan 27 '23

Looks like turd sandwich won

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u/Saltycake1993 Jan 27 '23

That’s shit from a butthole

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u/Grouchy-Lettuce-4861 I touched grass Jan 27 '23

I think he just shat on the hotdog bun

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u/ITSBB7 Jan 27 '23

Bro that might be shit

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u/Freddi_47 Dark Mode Elitist Jan 27 '23

Just put it in rice man

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Missing the stick

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u/PillowTalk420 Jan 27 '23

"What is this shit?"

"Yes."

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u/my_homie_pikachu Jan 27 '23

I’d eat that crap.

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u/LEGO_bruh Jan 27 '23

He made it himself

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u/expiermental_boii Cringe Factory Jan 27 '23

She is a goddamn shit sandwich

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u/AllisonJolicoeur Jan 27 '23

It looks like a turd

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u/hollywoodswinger1976 Jan 27 '23

He cut it off and cooked it well to feed you because he loves you

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u/Croused Linux User Jan 27 '23

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u/swampflame Jan 27 '23

You dad loves you and is trying, eat the shit log and hug him... Dad here

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u/Macgyiver Jan 27 '23

Thats the most perfect turd sandwich I'v ever seen

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u/knoitall98 Jan 27 '23

I think the meal was meant for your mum

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u/coffeecatgardenpant 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 Jan 27 '23

What the sh!t is that

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u/SnackThisWay Jan 27 '23

I couldn't make something look more like a piece of shit. Including my actual shit

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u/Shikanatori Jan 27 '23

You're a "turd" in his life.

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u/Wageslave645 Jan 27 '23

Someone's having hamdoggers tonight.

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u/schoolgrrl Jan 27 '23

He called the shit poop Lololol