r/memes 12d ago Silver 27 Helpful 11 Wholesome 12

Where da hoes at?

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u/PixelatedCouchPotato 12d ago

Big brain move

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u/3_internets_plz 12d ago

DaBrainBaby!

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u/TNerdy memer 12d ago

DaBigBaby

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u/jam7777777 12d ago

DaBigBrainBaby

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u/May_I_Cum_in_ur_Dog (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 12d ago

IKidnappedYourBaby

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u/CrimsonClown21 12d ago

YouCanTakeHimBecauseHeLikeMarmite

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u/May_I_Cum_in_ur_Dog (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 12d ago

CanISellHim?

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u/Neel4312 Bri’ish 12d ago

OnlyIfYouGiveHimToMe

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u/FineOrganization5168 12d ago

It’sAThousandPounds

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u/Neel4312 Bri’ish 12d ago

BestICanDoIsHalfAKitKatAndAPackOfGummyBears

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/pheonix9001 Linux User 12d ago edited 12d ago

This comment was originally made by u/this-anarchy-guy

Why you stealin other people's comments?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/FishermanTerrible967 12d ago

Hey you look exactly like me without the mask. Nice.

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u/Illustrious-me23 12d ago

huge brain move lol

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u/this-anarchy-guy 12d ago Helpful Wholesome

Plot twist - she’s actually giving him a high five.

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u/BestFrenzy 12d ago

Different plot twist - she’s actually saying ‘over here’

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u/ledgeitpro hates reaction memes 12d ago

I like this one, the emotions theyre portraying fit nicely in this scenario. Shes got that look like she doesnt wanna tell him the truth but she aint gonna lie to the man when he asks

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/happycheff 12d ago

I've not heard this one and frankly, it's genius!

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u/_lao_tzu 12d ago

Alternative plot twist - she’s from the hoes areas and there are five of these areas

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u/Darth_Monday 12d ago

Different plot twist: he just wants to do some gardening

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u/AMrsEnCumICu 12d ago

Different plot twis

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u/Bluefenix32 Identifies as a Cybertruck 12d ago

Plot twist 2

He comes back woth some farming equipment and gasslights the hwll out of her

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u/Purple-Degree115 12d ago

Lol I think so. You made me think HAHAHA

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u/Greeneyes_65 12d ago

This deserves more upvotes

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u/Bonglo4rd 12d ago

That looks like a medium five to me.

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u/ocatfp 12d ago

Are you the guy who used the the pickup line “Roses are red, Violets are fine, I’ll be the 6, ‘Cause you’re definitely a 9”?

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u/PeaceMaker_6969 12d ago Helpful

Stop pointing me out.

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u/ocatfp 12d ago

Stop being so obvious 🤷‍♀️

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u/howtochangemywife 12d ago

Stop yelling. I dont want to use).

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u/nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb 12d ago

"babe you know I've been into gardening lately. see this is what I'm saying you never took an interest in my hobbies"

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u/CrimsonClown21 12d ago

Sir your hoes will be in the gardening section

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u/El_Famoso_Random_Guy Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 12d ago

Next to the seed section

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 12d ago

Are you saying hoes need to be seeded?

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u/Jenajj 12d ago

This deserves more up-votes, Almost spat out my drink!

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 12d ago

Lol thanks my person…

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u/El_Famoso_Random_Guy Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 12d ago

Didn't mean that, I meant that hoes are next to the seed section.

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u/xittditdyid 12d ago

He's just there to get directions on how to get away from there.

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u/GJacks75 12d ago

The Skinner Defence.

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u/EarthBrain 12d ago

Who is she

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u/tapirus-indicus 12d ago

Someone who clearly don't know where da hoes at

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u/saizoution 12d ago

Sauce?

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u/QuitBSing 12d ago

What a weird name

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u/Artiom4ikReddit 12d ago

Walmart, gardening section

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u/HomespunPun 12d ago

The house was cold, and I thought that tinder app was for finding firewood. How was I supposed to know?

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u/jtw3995 Yo dawg I heard you like 12d ago

This is completely off topic but I’ve been searching for that meme because that is probably the most attractive woman I’ve ever seen in my life and I’m a huge simp I know

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u/Divi_Devil Success kid 12d ago

When you find her,

send sauce

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u/jtw3995 Yo dawg I heard you like 12d ago

I gotchu fam

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u/garymo1 12d ago

She looks like Katherine Webb

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u/advance512 12d ago

Or a '00s Eva Green

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u/AggresiveDuckSlayer 12d ago

What in the name of fuck?

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u/Predstar25 12d ago

Well better be safe than sorry. Don’t want to get yourself hurt stepping on one.

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u/Defender_Growlithe 12d ago

If she doesn't believe that then say that you were asking where da hoes at home Depot or some gardening shop so she thinks your getting gardening tools

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u/Drops_ 12d ago

Ooof

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u/ChazNinja 12d ago

Away from the area

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u/Aizenhauer Identifies as a Cybertruck 12d ago

What's up with the fire memes lately?

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u/SquareIsBox0697 12d ago

Shows your gf's address

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u/PSxUchiha2 12d ago

Guys like this don't have to ask, hoes come themselves, heck even I would suck his dick

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u/nathanbroke 12d ago

well stop going to your mom's house

jk I respect your mother

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u/arbalest_22 12d ago

Grant Ave. in Junction City, KS.

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u/Typical_Pollution_30 12d ago

In a chest in my base. All of them- wooden, stone, gold, iron, diamond and netherite. Cause I had a lot of time and I just wanted it.

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u/QuarantineSucksALot 12d ago

She’d have had to.

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u/Think-Ad6866 12d ago

Nicely played ..👏

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u/cheescakegod 12d ago

Wer dey at doe?

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u/gurnflurnigan 12d ago

Shopping for garden implements.

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u/emollientskies 12d ago

Because the garden really needs work and our local hardware store has sold their entire stock !

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u/visitor83 12d ago

Babe how could I have found you without posting that

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u/eggheadking 12d ago

Baby I wanted to say where the shoes at but it became where the hoes at

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u/Summar-ice Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 12d ago

Babe I posted "where the hoes at" so I could find my Minecraft hoes. I was about to go farm some nether wart and warped wart blocks, so I needed multiple hoes

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u/QuarantineSucksALot 12d ago

“Look at this jabroni, doesn’t but aight

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u/fried-chair 12d ago

so where they at

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u/Papazolaxoxo Nice meme you got there 12d ago

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u/Pog-Squad- 12d ago

oh i have a few hoes in my garden shed,

i dont know where else to put em'

but i mean they have pretty low prices so might as well keep em'

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u/lulucienfirst 12d ago

in the bois de boulogne

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u/pearomatic 12d ago

"Oh so you wrote ,ho fo sho'?" "Yeah I remember that girl. She was a ho. Fo sho..."

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u/Swtzyy GigaChad 12d ago

In my garden

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u/Narendra_17 12d ago

Wat da hoes doin ova there?!

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u/SimalDaDismal 12d ago

Gonna do some gardening with dem hoes

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u/whomilol 12d ago

Where da hoes at

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u/Redfamous35 12d ago

Man top post on feed is a garbage ass meme from years ago. Gtfoh

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u/Bluefenix32 Identifies as a Cybertruck 12d ago

Long story short... I am into gardenning now

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u/Heater31 12d ago

no ofc ofc

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u/Sed59 12d ago

Plot twist: OP doesn't have a babe.

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u/Friendly_Signature 12d ago

But where are the hoes specifically? So I know EXACTLY where to stay away from…

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u/tanghel 12d ago

You have 3 unread messages https://i.imgur.com/FOBC8GD.jpg

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u/Bendy_Paperclip 12d ago

OP: If post this, no one will know I'm a virgin!!!

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u/whymostnamesaretaken 12d ago

Maybe he really hates gardening

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u/what_user_name 12d ago

Every time I'm outside and we need some water, I say to my wife "where da hose at?"

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u/holdhodor 12d ago

Tyrion been asking that question as well

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u/dominikskeries 12d ago

gardening section

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u/maps-nft 12d ago

i’ve got hoes in different area codes

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u/Mr_oyster_27 12d ago

But, where da hoes actually do?

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u/deejaymisu 12d ago

Yes baby I am innocent.... 😕

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u/PreparationRoutine83 12d ago

Still cant win with the Women

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u/R__Ghost 12d ago

Anyway... Where da hoes at!

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u/Alexhunter661 12d ago

Down the road carefull for the sign that says da hoes are here

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u/itaicool 12d ago

Thats disgusting, where?

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u/tomcat3400 12d ago

gardening section

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u/Finplayer_ 12d ago

In the shed

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u/Guest42069_ 12d ago

ur mom /j

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u/Felizyo 12d ago

Idaho

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u/Blade_211 12d ago

Bruh if I had one like that I ain't leavin' the house neither letting her.

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u/ZappBrannigansLaw 12d ago

Nah, he's actually a gardener looking for tools.

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u/Dirty-apedude 12d ago

Maybe a Dingo ate your baby.

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u/General-Eye8515 12d ago

in my room sucking my cocks and balls

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

The dude who made this sexist objectification meme probably doesn't even have a concerned gf to be worried about

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u/Tetra382Gram 12d ago

In the gardening shed, where I keep them tied up together.