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Shkreli ordered to return $64M, is barred from drug industry

https://apnews.com/article/martin-shkreli-daraprim-profits-fb77aee9ed155f9a74204cfb13fc1130
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u/TailRudder Jan 14 '22

Let them, then invade them, turn them back into a territory, and don't let them have senators.

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u/xpdx Jan 15 '22

Give their place to Puerto Rico, Texas can get back in once PR votes to let them back in.

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u/TucuReborn Jan 15 '22

In all seriousness though, our territories should be converted into states.

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u/TailRudder Jan 15 '22

American Samoa doesn't want to become a state