r/nottheonion 7h ago

Driver tries to use ‘Get Out of Jail Free Card’ during traffic stop in Chisago County

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fox9.com
2.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 16h ago

Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids

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nbcnews.com
1.5k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 14h ago

B.C. naturopath banned from making fecal transplants for autistic kids loses again in court

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cbc.ca
1.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 10h ago

Top Tory MPs ask for £10,000 a day to work for fake Korean company

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theguardian.com
369 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Gwyneth Paltrow's ski trial outfits cost more than many make in a year, report says

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newschannel9.com
100 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Florida principal let go after failing to notify parents about lesson on Michelangelo's David

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cnn.com
93 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

City of Newark falls for Sister City scam: "Whose job was it to do a simple Google search?"

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cbsnews.com
51 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Lauren Boebert Floats Adding Human Babies to Endangered Species List

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newsweek.com
5.2k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Marjorie Taylor Greene says she was "assaulted" by whistle at DC jail visit

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newsweek.com
1.5k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Pregnant women had poppy bagels before going to hospital. That's when the trouble started

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northjersey.com
17 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Asteroid the size of 22 tuna to fly closer to Earth than the Moon - NASA

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jpost.com
7.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Threesome turns violent after woman mocks couple’s genitals

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mystateline.com
18 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 18h ago

Having Three Children May Get South Korean Men Out of Military Service

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time.com
150 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 14h ago

Man breaks into day care, steals diapers, pretends to be a baby, police say

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wcti12.com
72 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 16h ago

Pizza Hut Japan Tops New Pizza with All the Cilantro

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brandeating.com
81 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 45m ago

Dad who got Tesco Clubcard tattoo has 'no regrets' despite only earning £18

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lancs.live
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r/nottheonion 1d ago

BBC News: Principal fired after Florida students shown Michelangelo statue

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bbc.co.uk
474 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

New Starbucks CEO plans to pull barista shifts in stores every month

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cnn.com
1.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

Florida principal resigns after parents decry Michelangelo’s David as pornography

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theguardian.com
9 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

France bans ‘recreational’ use of TikTok, Twitter, Instagram

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aljazeera.com
10 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 19h ago

Idaho governor signs bill to let state execute inmates by firing squad

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ktvb.com
64 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Man convicted of murder based on the victims pet parrot's testimony

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indiatoday.in
250 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

State orders man to remove 'LUVTOFU' license plate

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local12.com
7.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 19h ago

Man strips naked, jumps on fire truck after crash, officials say

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wftv.com
32 Upvotes