r/nottheonion 8h ago

Exclusive: Boston Dynamics pledges not to weaponize its robots

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r/nottheonion 3h ago

Fox News CEO warned against 'crazies' after 2020 election, Dominion says

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Police Union Says SDPD Officers Are Quitting Because of Oversight Commission That Doesn’t Exist Yet

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r/nottheonion 1h ago

Jan. 6 defendants held in D.C. jail request transfer to Guantanamo Bay

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r/nottheonion 4h ago

Belarus Leader Bans Price Rises to Tackle Inflation

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180 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 23h ago

Men play extreme metal to impress other men, according to new study

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r/nottheonion 1d ago

Cost of living: Shell boss calls on government to tax oil and gas companies to protect poorest

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r/nottheonion 3h ago

Man charged with smuggling pythons in his pants at US border

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49 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Korn's Jonathan Davis launches Freak on a Leash pet products line

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r/nottheonion 44m ago

Ohio bill would allow military vets to become teachers without license

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r/nottheonion 3h ago

Niecy Nash's wife has the wrong name tattooed on her neck after a misunderstanding

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r/nottheonion 19h ago

Canada: Supreme Court to hear if US is 'safe' for migrants

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371 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 15h ago

Robots are making French fries faster, better than humans

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68 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 18h ago

Adult entertainment club's event at Texas golf course surprises high school golf team

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78 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

A Disgruntled Tourist Smashed Two 2,000-Year-Old Statues in the Vatican Because He Was Denied a Meeting With Pope Francis

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11 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Driver hits deer, car bursts into flames

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128 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 21h ago

Man takes rescue camel to In-N-Out drive-thru in Las Vegas for fries

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44 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

Astronaut Scott Kelly: “I have annexed Mount Olympus on Mars on behalf of me”

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r/nottheonion 23h ago

Protester trucked by Rams' Bobby Wagner on Monday Night Football files police report

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32 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

Saudi Arabia win bid to host 2029 Asian Winter Games at desert megacity

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The Onion tells the Supreme Court – seriously – that satire is no laughing matter

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r/nottheonion 3d ago

Northern California school cancels football following 'slave auction' prank

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r/nottheonion 1d ago

S.F. now has a fine-dining restaurant for dogs with $75 tasting menu

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14 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

Poland demands $1.3 trillion in war damages from Germany

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256 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

Flipping tax proposal 'really scary,' says B.C. MLA who bought and sold 3 homes in 4 years

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141 Upvotes