r/punchableface Jan 10 '22 Wholesome 1

Mark Feely - a notorious British paedophile talking to young girls as young as six years old. He has been caught many times by sting operation teams and moved to many places around the UK for his wellbeing. How does his face make you feel, guys?

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u/Phantomkiller03 Jan 10 '22

I wouldn't dare to touch him as he already looks decomposed

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u/retroworthYBD Jan 10 '22

We wish he was decomposed, dead in a ditch. He is a vile, disgusting, ugly person.

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u/johnny_kobra Jan 11 '22

Just don't go to Dexter for tips. The writing is horrible in that series. The latest season was the worst. Meaning you'll get caught. And yes, that's a punchable face if there ever was one.

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u/greensourskittles Feb 02 '22

why did you come here just to shit on dexter lol. Its one of my favorite shows and i personally liked the “new blood” series. nevertheless, yes, that’s a very punchable face

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u/johnny_kobra Feb 05 '22

I apologise for offending one of your favorite shows. The reason I brought it up is obvious. This person wishes for the punchable face owner to be laying dead in a ditch. Who's the guy on tv handling that? Dexter.

But especially the latest season seemed to have forgotten any reason whatsoever. It turned Dexter into a complete and utter rookie. I don't want to spoil anything for anyone, but if you're arriving at a cabin in the middle of nowhere to kill someone sneakily, maybe don't drive to the yard with a fuel engined vehicle? Just as a first quick tip that the writers could have used. It just felt lazy and silly. And the chief of police? How could someone so incompetent be running the local PD? All the time thrown around by emotions and just goes around arresting people with any bit of circumstancial evidence she runs across. No due process at all.

It's a fun series and I watched it. It's still bad writing and I was hoping for more. But hey, they can't all be Breaking Bad, and if you want to return the shitting favor, go ahead.

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u/greensourskittles Feb 06 '22

no you have a point the writing wasn’t incredible. and god I love breaking bad, absolute favorite show ever

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u/CyberSolider2077 Jan 11 '22

Yea same 💀

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u/cinna9 Jan 10 '22

There's something really wrong with this guy

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u/retroworthYBD Jan 10 '22

He is one of the most notorious, active nonces in the country. He has been caught a fair few times and he hasn't even been prosecuted. Everybody knows his name, what he looks like, uses TikTok and Snapchat primarily to talk to underage girls. He then gets moved all over the UK for his safe-keeping but it does absolutely nothing. He checked into a hotel called the Premier Inn for a while. He needs to be hung, drawn and quartered. Sounds barbaric, but what else is there?

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u/cinna9 Jan 10 '22

That's what should happen to all of these sickos

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u/retroworthYBD Jan 10 '22

Exactly that! The law does fuck all to keep him off of the streets. There is a video where he gets punched a few times. Look it up on YouTube. Just search 'Mark Feely gets punched.'

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u/Flocaine Jan 10 '22

I ask out of curiosity not in his defense. Has he ever been confirmed to have had sexual contact with any of his victims? I’m Nigerian so I don’t know anything about him

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u/R0nynis Jan 11 '22

The fact that he had to move multiple times allegedly, I'd say there was quite a bit of evidence to at least imply he would if he got the chance.

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u/retroworthYBD Jan 11 '22

No, nothing physical. He has been caught numerous times on attempt to meet an underage child by sting operation teams who make decoys to catch these motherfuckers out. So, things could've gotten physical if it was an actual child he was speaking to, but nothing, luckily.

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u/ilariad92 Jan 11 '22

If they caught him, then why isn’t he in prison?

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u/ilariad92 Jan 11 '22

Dude his last name is feely.. that’s weird

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u/Leolily1221 Jan 11 '22

After watching the video lm wondering if this guy is mentally challenged?

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u/retroworthYBD Jan 11 '22

It's ruled out that he may be mentally challenged. He is said to have a carer, someone who also should be monitoring what he does. One thing for certain, even though it's in the DSM-5 Manual, he is a paedophile.

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u/_ThatOneWeeb_ Jan 10 '22

BLOOD EAGLE! SACRIFICE FOR THE PAGAN GODS!

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u/greasedwog Jan 11 '22

FROM THE SEAS, THE EAGLE DRENCHED IN BLOOD!

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u/ilariad92 Jan 11 '22

Why doesn’t someone try and trap him?

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u/calypso_odysseus Apr 21 '22

He needs a one way ticket to Broadmoor.

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u/calypso_odysseus Apr 29 '22

Broadmoor. For Life.

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u/Ancient-Lime4532 Jan 10 '22

Well his last name is FEELY so...

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

The piss yellow hair really compliments the multiplied chromosome face

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u/retroworthYBD Jan 10 '22

I would absolutely love to give him all my five knuckles just to knock his eye straight, so that he can focus probably on the other fist heading his way.

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u/ZestySodaRegular Jan 11 '22

this motherfucker just looks like he has 3 double pairs

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u/the_monkey_knows Jan 10 '22

Feely? Even the frakin name

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u/retroworthYBD Jan 11 '22

The irony ends there, but his sick tendencies don't.

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u/MasterKohga1 Jan 10 '22

what this is actually Thom Yorke from the Radio Head band (edgy)

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u/insidiouscarrot Jan 10 '22

He looks like if the term “red flag” was a person, nothing about him is safe

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u/Flocaine Jan 10 '22 edited Jan 10 '22

A very explosive Mike Tyson style haymaker to the face that will echo in every alleyway, reverberate in every cave, ring in every valley, vibrate in the forests of South America, the outbacks of Australia, the Savannas & rainforests of West Africa. The seas shall break their banks from the shockwave. The horses shall be restless in their stables and the Dalai Lama on his faraway mountain in Tibet will nod in acknowledgement that there is now a balance in the universe.

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u/Jack_A_Lop Jan 10 '22

would very much like to dismantle his skull with the force of an on-coming train

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u/heroinebride Feb 09 '22

To be fair it looks like that's already been done

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u/ArsePotatoes Jan 10 '22

Lures them in with his economy size bag of tea bags that he conveniently stores on top of his wardrobe.

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u/TheRowdyPegasus Jan 10 '22

This man looks, acts and is NAMED like a pedophile from a 90's cartoon

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u/Flocaine Jan 10 '22

What’s his name!? This is all new to me. I’m Nigerian.

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u/cheslocked Jan 10 '22

Mark Feely

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u/Flocaine Jan 10 '22 edited Jan 10 '22

Lol. I can hear it “ …and here he comes! the desperately despicable defiler, ‘McFeely’ and his dastardly defender, destructive in all her ways the Justice System”

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u/Testsubject276 Jan 11 '22

I'm gonna have to disagree on this one.

This one has a stabable throat.

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u/retroworthYBD Jan 11 '22

You'll have to fo through nine chins before you get there. I hope you find it and make his blood spill.

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u/Yellow-Yeezy Jan 10 '22

Captions need a 20 character limit, but very punchable face

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u/Blubari Jan 10 '22

Glad to know endogamy it's still alive in the kingdom

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u/bobby-spanks Jan 10 '22

He looks very similar to one of my manager at Applebee’s. I’d also like to punch him in the face.

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u/CheapDeepAndDiscreet Jan 11 '22

Noncy cunt needs to be punched into a live volcano

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u/Sea_of_Pastel Jan 11 '22

Looking at him makes me nauseous. Very punchable.

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u/Jenxao Jan 10 '22

Why would you punch this man? He’s clearly already had the living shit beaten out of his mug

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u/retroworthYBD Jan 11 '22

Yes, but not enough beatings done.

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u/Bored_lurker87 Jan 11 '22

Is this shopped or is this his actual face?

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u/retroworthYBD Jan 11 '22

That is his actual face, but he is "posing" for a selfie. There are "normal" photos of him but ot doesn't make him look any better than that.

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u/celerydonut Jan 11 '22

Jesus Christ

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u/keepYourMonkey Jan 11 '22

👊💥👊💥👊

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u/Rotty2707 Jan 11 '22

The question I always ask myself on this sub is "would this man's face still be punchable if I hadn't read OPs title, considering that punchable faces shouldn't need context other than the face it's self"

In this regard, absolutely fucking yes.

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u/ilariad92 Jan 11 '22

People like this is why certain instances of murder should be legal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

He needs lethal injection .

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u/retroworthYBD Jan 13 '22

Death is too good for these sick fuckers. Torture them until their hair goes white, but it might be difficult because this fucker is trying to pull off a Drayco Malfoy, clearly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

I agree .

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u/ErskineLoyal Jan 16 '22

The kind of face you'd set fire to and put it out with a hammer.

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u/SpaceRocker1994 Jan 30 '22

God he even looks like a nonce

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u/mrchimmi3 Feb 13 '22

This dude already looks like he took a few too many right crosses to the face... anymore you might just snap his neck...

Although if you're a southpaw you might do the chomo more good than harm lol

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u/Nicorobinderp Feb 27 '22

why does he look like Putin

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u/arrakis2 Jan 11 '22

Just your description is enough for me to know he has a punchable face.