r/suspiciouslyspecific Jul 01 '22 Wholesome 1

Apple knows something...

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u/SHDUStudios Jul 01 '22

Apple knows all.

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u/Past_Standard5222 Jul 01 '22

Good, let’s wrap this up already.

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u/UV5TZ39015 Jul 01 '22

About time, you wouldn't believe how many calls apple tech support gets about that.

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u/sub0_2 Jul 01 '22 edited Jul 01 '22

Isn't this the result of a lawsuit from Bruce Willis, because he couldnt leave his account to his kids when he dies hard?

Edit spelling error plus attempt at a joke

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u/Sunogui Jul 01 '22

Did Bruce Willis die?

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u/sub0_2 Jul 01 '22

No he wanted to leave his account in his will and found out somehow that he can't, then started the lawsuit if I'm remembering correctly.

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u/Sunogui Jul 01 '22

I got that, I was simply joking because you said: When Bruce Willis died” instead of “If he died”. Thanks for the context anyway.

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u/sub0_2 Jul 01 '22

Shit, didn't catch that lol

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u/BrokenEye3 Jul 03 '22

"If he died"? You mean there's a chance he may not?

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u/Sunogui Jul 03 '22

You’re right. It’s “when he dies” isn’t it?

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u/BrokenEye3 Jul 04 '22

I'm not sure, exactly, seems to me that it should be "if he died" if you're talking about a specific situation or timeframe, and "when he died" if you're speaking more generally.

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u/Sunogui Jul 04 '22

There’s an expression for future death: “should he die” though we know for certain that all humans die eventually, I imagine that semantics is a bit loose on this particular matter.

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u/SirWeinmund Jul 01 '22

Excuse me apple, what is coming later this year?

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u/intensely_human Jul 01 '22

Do you hear that, Mr Fanboy?

That is the sound of inevitability.

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u/BrokenEye3 Jul 01 '22

These predictive algorithms are something else, huh?

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u/Trilogy- Jul 01 '22

Ah yes the season finale

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u/Admirable-Arm-7264 Jul 01 '22

They know that… people die sometimes