r/suspiciouslyspecific Jul 02 '22 Narwhal Salute 1

Funeral

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u/Portlander Jul 02 '22

Me and my friend who caught the flowers at the same time

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u/Iceologer_gang Jul 02 '22

You both die from the stab wounds you inflict on each other

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u/Portlander Jul 02 '22

Then two bouquets are thrown, then four, then eight, soon the mass deaths tick up in pacing.

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u/supereaglegt Jul 02 '22

Did she stutter?

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u/MostlyHarmlessEmu Jul 02 '22

I want to know if anyone will dive to make the catch.

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u/Professional-1313 Jul 03 '22

I love this one

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u/Glittering_Mine7397 Jul 03 '22

What's the specific part, or sus? It's just funny

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u/Informal-Amphibian-4 Jul 03 '22

Laughed uncontrollaby for like 5 minutes. Thought i was gonna die from lack of oxygen