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Best feeling in the world

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u/a__person2939 6d ago

When you do something bad in real life but then go to sleep and everything is fine

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u/Aidan_SMHS 6d ago

No, thats not how you play this game

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u/WagonsIntenseSpeed 6d ago

...I have to make some phone calls.

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u/ironslimjim12 6d ago

“I have to return some video tapes”

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u/Razik_ 6d ago edited 6d ago

Nice.Very nice. Before you do tho...lets see Paul Allen's card.

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u/Zuko_Kurama 6d ago

Oh my God... it even has a watermark

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u/kornholiobungholio 6d ago

Dude is speed running through

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u/youredrunkasf 6d ago

Relatable

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u/_merikaninjunwarrior 6d ago

and wake up to a real-life nightmare

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u/hansolo625 6d ago

This is the reality

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u/fabe2020 6d ago

Online college lol, I wake up fine for the first 2 seconds then I realize the pain and suffering I must commit to

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u/A_killer2008 6d ago

I, for some weird reason, wait.....ATE THE TYRES OF MY TOY CAR!, like brain, what?!.

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u/runninandruni 6d ago

My last dream I told someone some really REALLY rude things that I'd never say in real life, but it felt really realistic. It got so bad I woke up and was so thankful I didn't actually say any of those things

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u/Aidan_SMHS 6d ago

I've had those types of dreams. Definitely thankful that they weren't real, cause it just doesn't seem like something I would do.

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u/AdAcademic1147 6d ago

I've had dreams where I do something that lands me in prison

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u/masonite616 6d ago

Just to wake up and find out you don’t get access to all the prison anal you want :/

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u/MildlyAgreeable 6d ago edited 6d ago

“In other news i’d like to share with you my new short story: bukkake at bedtime - strapon pandemonium Vol. 3

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u/Fenrick_Fox 6d ago

I have these dreams sometimes and I look at them as cathartic. Usually they involve some very minor thing about a friend that is irritating me. Having these dreams puts into perspective how my issue is so very minor and the friendship is worth so much more.

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u/CailenBelmont 6d ago

The other night I was pregnant. And I deadass thought "this is my life now" after I woke up in the middle of the night. Oh, also I am a 25 year old male...

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u/Aidan_SMHS 6d ago

That's an interesting experience...

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u/CailenBelmont 6d ago

Sure was, I guess.

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u/MrPapis 6d ago

You have to guess that?
I want whatever you are having, thank you!

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u/lionpictured 6d ago

A baby?

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u/TheGreat_Danton 6d ago

A Modest Proposal intensifies

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u/TheCreator555 6d ago

Underrated comment

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u/DuckDrunkLove 6d ago

are you a seahorse

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u/FriedScotty 6d ago

The other night i dreamed that i almost cheated on my gf. Woke up wanting to apologize and explain and took a min to remember I didn’t actually do that.

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u/Frisky_Picker 6d ago

I have dreams where I cheat on my wife every few weeks and I always feel bad the next morning. In all fairness "my wife" also morphs back and forth between herself, my ex-girlfriends and hybrid versions of all of them.

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u/Slow_Tornado 6d ago

Damn I have mighty morphin' people in my dreams too, or people who look like person x but for some reason are actually person y. Dreams are so weird, like a corrupted reality.

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u/zatanamag 6d ago edited 6d ago

Do you at least get your own Zord?

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u/Slow_Tornado 6d ago

Depends on the dream tbh. Sometimes the zord morphs into my parents old minivan and I'm suddenly a child and I've crashed it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Send_Me_Broods 6d ago

"Yes, I'll take the 'all the sex, none of the fuss' option. Which one? Can I do all? I'm gonna go with all. Periodically spawn into mutant fusions of themselves? Do they talk? No? Sounds like a deal to me."

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u/Frisky_Picker 6d ago

Lol yeah that pretty much sums it up.

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u/CailenBelmont 6d ago

Looks like your moral compass is in good order

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u/ChickenAndWaffleCone 6d ago

Seahorse time

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u/LAMAO_KUN 6d ago

Cosmo time

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u/Ezequiel_Rose 6d ago

Dude, same... i woke up minutes before i was going in labor because i looked down and said "how am i gonna have the baby through my penis?... wait what-"

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u/Gorperino 6d ago

Wow how do people have such quirky dreams? Last dream I was black and my mom stabbed me in the leg then made me get out of the car and walk to school.

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u/Ezequiel_Rose 6d ago

I dream weird sh*t

Like, once i dreamt with a shockwave from a explosion but it wasn't a sphere like a regular blast would be, it was like, a line... a tube in a sort of speaking... and that is nothing... I'm a dreamer for this kind of stuff

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u/lil_meme1o1 6d ago

I had one where I was in a minecraft cave with the racoon from Over The Hedge. The racoon did some weird tornado thingy like Taz the cartoon Tasmanian Devil and caused reality to warp. All of a sudden I was playing basketball at my highschool, someone tried dunking, fell and hit their head. Everyone was huddled around her and the PE teacher was hooking her up to an IV. I decided to fuck off to the seaside.

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u/raisinghellwithtrees 6d ago

I dreamed I was running a grill when zombies attacked. It was no problem at all to catch one with the long BBQ fork, but man, trying to get that serrated knife through a zombie's neck is a challenge!

I have never grilled, and I am meek.

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u/Devourer_of_HP 6d ago edited 6d ago

I had a dream where a skyrscraper transformed into a spider made out of bricks and started chasing me.

I also once had a dream where i woke up and school was off because of raun, i ate breakfast went around the house and when i went out the door i found myself back in the bed, ate breakfast went around and when i went out of the door it reset again, repeat one more time before my mom woke me up only to discover there is no rain :(

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u/IgnisFatuu 6d ago

You guys get to remember your dreams?

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u/CailenBelmont 6d ago

Good for you. Wouldn't want anyone to have a baby pushed through their dick...

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u/Dresden890 6d ago

Cool thing once you do that enough times you unlock the lucid dreaming perk that interrupts the boot sequence and keeps you in the loading sandbox state but with full control

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u/bigdaddypimpilicious 6d ago

If Arnold can do it so can you.

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u/CailenBelmont 6d ago

That is actually a pretty convincing argument. Thanks bruv

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u/sandwichcandy 6d ago

Last year before I actually got my wife pregnant, I had the same dream. She makes more money so we had bought an experimental procedure that made me carry the baby like a sea horse. I was on a bed on all fours screaming for some painkillers before the baby came out when i woke up.

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u/asprlhtblu 6d ago

HAHAHAHA this is my favorite one I’ve read

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u/Ecstatic_Rooster 6d ago

I once gave birth to a litter of kittens at the kitchen table.

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u/CailenBelmont 6d ago

Happens to the best of us

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u/Kayish97 6d ago

I murdered my boyfriend yesterday as resigned myself to being single and a murderer and it was the worst thing I’ve ever felt in a dream. Woke up and he was alive. Still felt off for the rest of the day

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u/Jail-Is-Just-A-Room 6d ago

One time I dreamt I gave birth to roaches

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u/CailenBelmont 6d ago

Yikes. That is horrible

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u/Slimothy27 6d ago

You’re not real, man!

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u/JeremyTheAverage 6d ago

The other night I had a dream that Asian gangsters were waiting outside of my house in a black SUV to pop my left eye because I had popped one of their eyes the night before (the night before I had a dream where I did pop out the Mayor of Portland's left eye).

I woke up very lucky to have both of my eyes and have not remembered any eye-popping dreams since.

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u/Staden_ 6d ago

I had a similar dream and that was weird

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u/6inDCK420 6d ago

I had quadruplet dolphin babies the other night. Took them from the womb to their first day at school in the span of about 5 minutes. Then they got eaten by ants and I woke up crying.

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u/astorija 6d ago

OMG I came here to write this. Except that I am a girl, lol. Woke up in the middle of last night almost crying thinking I am pregnant. Took me a while until realised it was a dream!

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u/JackTheShootist 6d ago

Someone's been playing the sims to much

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u/ZuckDeBalzac 6d ago

Recently I had a dream where my 5 year old son was saying he was hungry so I just cut off one of his hands like that was something you would do on a regular basis. No gore or blood, but I remember his hand feeling so realistic. I woke up questioning why tf does my brain hate me so much...

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u/2022FAMINE 6d ago

Reminds me of the time I discovered that I had a massive raging hard-on during a Halloween party. I was only wearing a sheer fairy costume, and it was so glaringly obvious that I hid behind a tree.

Thank god I was a 15-year-old girl.

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u/TonyTurnUp 6d ago edited 6d ago

I quit nicotine cold turkey right before Christmas. I’ve been doing really good and only get small urges every so often when friends pull out vapes. Anyhoo, the other day I had a dream that I fucked up and hit a vape. Once I awoke, I was still convinced that memory was real for a few moments and got so sad; but once I realized it was all a dream I was so damn relieved!!

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u/thrashglam 6d ago

I’ve been trying to quit those stupid disposable vape pens on and off for a year now. I support you, keep going!

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u/Giselemarie 6d ago

Me too but they did get me off cigarettes so there's that

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u/thrashglam 6d ago

Same. I won’t ever go back to cigarettes now. Not that they’ve made a delicious cotton candy flavored vape pen that doesn’t make my hands and hair stink like ass.

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u/VeganVeggies 6d ago

Same here, but I've been cutting out weed. Last night in my dream I had made all these excuses to smoke, but in my dream tight as I'm about to I say to myself "bo, what am I doing I'm trying to quit." When I woke up I was proud of dream me

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u/LightlySaltedPeanuts 6d ago

I did the same with weed, quit to find a job a couple years back and I repeatedly had dreams my friends convinced me to smoke at a party or something and I’d wake up in a panic, only to realize I’m all good.

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u/Kiffe_Y 6d ago

I had the exact same experience! Like literally. I quit cold turkey right before Christmas in 2019. A few weeks or months later i had this nightmare in which i had given up and started smoking again. Woke up feeling defeated, had to debate myself whether or not it was real during my morning shower. It didn't help that i had a few drinks the night before

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u/LivLem0n 6d ago

I quit nicotine and weed almost two years ago and I still get those dreams sometimes. Everytime it‘s a fucking relief when I wake up.

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u/SkunkJudge 6d ago

Been a vegetarian for over 10 years. The first 5 years I would have frequent dreams where I absent-mindedly ate meat, then freaked out about it.

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u/wholesomethrowaway15 6d ago

My husband quit smoking 15 years ago and still has the occasional dream that he smoked at a party or something and wakes up so mad at himself.

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u/00dlesofn00dles 6d ago

i had a dream that i drove drunk to the police station

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u/LittlestRobotGirl 6d ago

This one made me giggle.

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u/tigerbalmuppercut 6d ago

Lmao I know someone in the past who burst into a police station high on drugs and ran out. Half an hour later he ran back in but they caught him the second time. He's all better now but that was a rough patch of life.

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u/Zanakii 6d ago

I can just see some methed out man running into the police station:

"PEEK-A-BOO!"

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u/psymonprime 6d ago

Back when I drank (in excess regularly), I would have dreams I was drunk driving and getting in accidents. I would close my eyes really tight and remind myself I don't do that, then I would wake up. I had a strict "never drive after even one drink" rule.

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u/ProWaterboarder 6d ago

I had a dream where I was trying to take stealthy bong rips in my seat on a commercial plane. What a rollercoaster

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u/cubonefan3 6d ago

My most common nightmare is failing a class in high school or college lol

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u/00dlesofn00dles 6d ago

i never attended the class during the semester but suddenly it's finals?! i wake up sweaty every time lol

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u/etrnloptimist 6d ago

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u/hoffmander 6d ago

Been done with college since 2012, still have these dreams quite frequently

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u/han__yolo 6d ago

Same here, graduated in 2016 and I'd say it's a monthly thing.

Although last night I had a weird new one where I told my mom I don't believe in God and she got irrationally angry and started crying. IRL she knows I'm not particularly religious so extra strange. I should call her today.

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u/00dlesofn00dles 6d ago

always call your mom, if you can!

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u/kirklandsignature_ 6d ago

This is the dream I have!

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u/RIP_Greedo 6d ago

How is this exact scenario such a universal stress dream!?

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u/badninj4 6d ago

Mine is being lost in school looking for class and panicking that I'm late. Even if it's the school I actually attended.

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u/SnooMaps9943 6d ago

This! Like why tf is this staircase broken? And this one leads to nowhere?! What do you mean I’m on the wrong half of the building?!?!

And then I’ll have nightmares about forgetting which classes I’m supposed to have and when, and get in trouble for missing them

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u/lightnsfw 6d ago

I have this and haven't been to school in over 20 years.

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u/TimmyTomGoBoom 6d ago

Yeah the staircases and routes for me get warped to hogwarts level and I can’t get past the parkour to my classes lmao

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u/AryaStarkRavingMad 6d ago

And then I’ll have nightmares about forgetting which classes I’m supposed to have and when, and get in trouble for missing them

WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER WHETHER IT'S AN "A" OR "B" DAY?! WHICH CLASSES ARE ON WHICH DAYS AGAIN?! THIS IS MY "B" BACKPACK BUT IT'S AN "A" DAY!!

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u/X9_9 6d ago

Yes! And then I keep looking for my class schedule because then I can’t seem to remember where I’m supposed to be.

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u/lakija 6d ago

Same. I’ve linked this and other school dreams with my imposter syndrome. I feel like I’m still not skilled enough even though it’s obviously not true.

I kinda can lucid dream my way out of them by remembering I don’t go to school anymore. It sometimes works.

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u/X9_9 6d ago

That sounds about right. Too real here for a sec but I quit college and since I felt like that was always my thing in my family, being the “smart one,” and I was going to be the first one to graduate from college, and if I don’t go back and finish I feel like I will keep feeling like I’m a failure.

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u/SkunkJudge 6d ago

Have this one a lot, like once a month. This month, however, for some reason my dream-brain decided "hmm, i should just go to the office and print out my schedule." So I did that, and things went smoothly after that, for once! haha

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u/LittlestRobotGirl 6d ago

Same! It’s a recurring one for me.

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u/DMX8 6d ago

Mine too. I graduated almost 20 years ago.

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u/bigdaddypimpilicious 6d ago

I've lived your nightmare multiple times lol

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u/lolimazn 6d ago

Sometimes I dream about making up a high school class I failed while being a grown ass adult.

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u/Ixosis 6d ago

I have a dream that recurs every so often where at my current age I’m back in high school making up a class I missed until I remember I have a fucking job and can just get up and leave

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u/HighlyOffensiveName 6d ago

I had a terrible dream once that I threw a puppy as hard as I could against a wall. I woke up instantly and was like “WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!?” Then for the rest of the day I felt like a piece of shit.

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u/invalidexcuse_56 6d ago

Same except I couldn’t hold babies. Any time someone would hand one to me, my arms would just give out and I’d drop them. I work with kids & that dream haunts me to this day.

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u/this_broccoli-101 6d ago

I had similar dreams when i was younger. I tried to pick children but they were too heavy and my harms could not do it (usually they were toddlers in the dreams). And once I dreamt that my friend left me her baby cousin and I made her fell and hurt her head

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u/invalidexcuse_56 6d ago

It’s such a horrifying feeling! Especially if your semi-conscious in the dream and don’t understand why it’s happening!

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u/this_broccoli-101 6d ago

Yeah it sucks, but I prefer being semi-conscious while having a bad dream, because I realize it is not real and I always find a way to escape and wake myself up. I think I "escaped" when the baby fell but ai am not sure because it has been more then 10 years ago

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u/Rocket92 6d ago

I imagined you having two full toddlers attached to your shoulders instead of arms

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u/Jazzmim_999 6d ago

Your brain really fucked you up there what the hell

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u/NoNazis 6d ago

Yeah this is always more my experience. I do something awful in a dream and then feel terrible about it all morning. Sure, there's a moment of relief but it's still like "what the fuck is wrong with me that this is what my dreams are about"

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u/DuckWithBrokenWings 6d ago

Dreams are known to deal a lot with what we fear. It's understandable that being someone who would hurt animals (or whatever your dream is about) is something that would scare you. So don't worry - there is nothing wrong with you!

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u/emilylime27 6d ago

Me and “cheating on my husband” dreams even though we’re happily married. I spend the whole morning feeling like such a fucking bastard.

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u/NoNazis 6d ago

Relatable. A phenomena of early sobriety is 'using dreams', and I don't know a single sober person (who once had a problem) that hasn't had them. I also had a lot of 'committed a terrible crime and the police are coming' dreams when I got out of jail as a young adult

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u/FabulousComment 6d ago

Oh I have ‘committed a terrible crime’ dreams all the time and also SO hurting me emotionally or cheating on me or something - I have abandonment issues

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u/DanNeverDie 6d ago

Waking up in a seedy motel next to some passed out broad with a needle in her arm, meth pipe on counter, beer cans everywhere, whiskey handle on floor, bucket of piss in the corner, half smoked cigarette in ash tray with sirens and lights through the window... I wake up in a panic and run out the backdoor into a car and take off on a high speed chase... crash at some point only to wake up in my bed, surrounded by my cats, still sober. What a terrible fucking dream.

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u/HydrogenButterflies 6d ago

But it was an excellent read! Thank you for sharing. I feel like I should reciprocate:

As a kid, I had recurring nightmares about being behind the wheel of a car. It’s dark, and the lights from other cars dart across the windshield as I sit at an intersection. There I am, a brand-new 8 year old, sitting in the driver’s seat: the dashboard is filled with buttons and knobs whose purpose I don’t know, and my feet can’t reach pedals (wouldn’t matter since I don’t know which is which anyway). Suddenly, the car starts to roll forward. There are people in the backseat whom I don’t recognize, but they know I don’t know what I’m doing. They shout at me as we approach the intersection, but all the buttons I push don’t do anything and I still can’t reach the pedals. I stare into a pair of bright headlights and wake up in sweat.

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u/montenecro 6d ago

I have the EXACT same dream still today, as a full grown adult who knows how to drive.

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u/ThisTookMe50Minutes 6d ago

I once dreamt that I bought fishes but realized I had accidentally boiled them alive after I put them in a fireplace as a fish tank

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u/Uceninde 6d ago

I dreamt that my fish had a bunch of fry, and I tried to put them in a new tank. But suddenly the fry turned into kittens that were drowning and every time I scooped one out of the tank, another one appeared and died. Just whyyy

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u/ThisTookMe50Minutes 6d ago

Holy shit, nooo:( Reminds me when I dreamt I had a super small white and fluffy kitten, I was so afraid of stepping on it or falling asleep on top of it when it was in my bed. But I think that’s the only animal in my dreams that I didn’t hurt on accident actually

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u/30DaysFromNow 6d ago

The dream isn't necessarily coming from you .. it could have just been something you saw. Hell, I've seen a video, posted on reddit, of a military piece of shit throwing puppy off a cliff. That fucked me up for awhile...

As far as I can tell, sometimes the brain playsback some of the things we saw or witness. Everything from tv / internet/ to daily life.

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u/HighlyOffensiveName 6d ago

I know that exact video. I saw it when I was in 5th grade. That sure fucked me up good.

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u/WriterV 6d ago

Oh darn, 5th grade is too young for that. I'm sorry.

The worst I saw was on /r/WatchPeopleDie, back when it was a thing. It was a couple of military guys decapitating a regular looking normal person with a pocket knife.

It was NOT good for me especially since I was already depressed while in college, and now suddenly the world felt a lot worse.

It still haunts me to this day. The only way I avoid it is by remembering that there are a lot of wonderful and helpful people out there in the world. We just don't recognize them enough. Humanity is worth living for, despite all its shit.

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u/Wholesome_cunt_tits 6d ago

I had this dream where I had killed a child but my brain convinced me this was reality and the waking world was the dream. I had to go through the whole fucking dream just waiting to be found out...interviews with the police, court trial. Everything.

I felt destroyed the whole of the next day.

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u/turdica00 6d ago

I’ve had nightmares I killed someone in the heat of an argument, had nightmares I accidentally caused the death of someone I love, I even had nightmares that I let someone hurt my cat. Woke up crying every time.

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u/ubdedman 6d ago

I had dreams of birds building laser spaceships and going to take over the moon.

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u/dirkalict 6d ago

Hell- that’s just cool.

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u/gravity_ 6d ago

Once I woke up laughing. I couldn't for the life of me remember what the joke was, but I was in a good mood all day after that.

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u/thefirdblu 6d ago

The most traumatizing dream I've ever had was this one time I killed an old friend in cold blood. Absolutely no rhyme or reason, it was like watching myself on autopilot and being unable to control anything I was doing.

When I awoke the next morning, I cried for a while because of the emotional stress brought on by that dream. I still think about it every now and then and it never fails to scare me.

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u/ackwelll 6d ago

Yeah I've had similar dreams. Idk why I do some of the things I do in my dreams... it's bizzarre.

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u/bub_chubly 6d ago

Yeo right here. Dreams where I’ve shot someone because of an argument or some other bullshit then spend the rest of the dream in a panic. Dreamt that my cat got into my pet mice and I threw him into another room only for his spine to break. Ones where I’m in the military and the other guy just wont die no matter how many times I’ve shot them and they get away with a bombing. Some where my most valuable possessions break in un-reparable ways. And some where I’ve tried to kill myself but failed.

On the other hand I’ve had dreams where I can fly and/or have any superpower imaginable. Those feel real, and occasionally are lucid. Very depressing to wake up from both sides though.

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u/King-Ducky-YT 6d ago

I swear other people’s nightmares are way more crazy than mine. My worst nightmare I can remember is that I was being chased down my street by Thanos... I think he was trying to kill me or something idk. I rarely have nightmares and all my dreams are so neutral, 90% of them are just me standing in my room in the morning and realizing I’m dreaming, then waking up.

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u/Numendil 6d ago

I once dreamed I drove over a kid. Worst feeling followed by the best feeling of it being a dream ever.

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u/VergeIll 6d ago

Yep, this. I always have dreams I’m being chased by cops for some unknown, but very serious, and grave charge. Such a relief to wake up from those.

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u/WalterPX3 6d ago

What crime did you commit irl

P.s. not a cop

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u/dogsaredogs2007 6d ago

That’s exactly what a cop would say

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u/ProWaterboarder 6d ago

You just have a guilty conscience and the DreamCops are out to get you. They're out to get me too, maybe we'll bump into each other in DreamCourt

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u/VergeIll 6d ago

This week on DREAM COURT

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u/midgitsuu 6d ago

I haven't been in high school in almost 20 years but I still get occasional nightmares where I have a report due that I never started, or an exam I never studied for. I also keep being reminded I have like 2 other classes that are close to ending and I have never been to either (meaning I'd be completely behind and would fail them). Ugh, they're the worst.

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u/too-much-noise 6d ago

I graduated college in 2004 but I still have nightmares where I've registered for a class and forgotten about it until it's too late to drop it, and I get that sinking feeling in my stomach that I'm going to fail.

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u/ThePeopleOnTheCouch 6d ago

I had a dream last night that I was kidnapped by a random girl so I broke out but then because of dream logic I decided to kidnap her back so then she got upset and called the police and I got arrested and felt really bad until I woke up and realized it wasn't real.

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u/allisonofgreengables 6d ago

That’s freaking hilarious

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u/Darkwood06 6d ago

You literally pulled a reverse card on her and it backfired--

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u/SergeantStroopwafel 6d ago

That is so funny dude

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u/DarthLlamaV 6d ago

That was a rollercoaster.

I had a dream where I realized I was in a dream, so I tried doing a backflip in the middle of the mall and succeeded. Everyone was staring at me, and I felt awkward even though I knew it was a dream.

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u/AxolAtlas 6d ago

When you’re happy in a dream but then you wake up and remember you’re not actually happy

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u/89067 6d ago

Bro. I felt this.

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u/Maattaann 6d ago

Thats the reason I like bad dreams more than good dreams lol... waking up after a good dream is painfully sad when you realise all that was just a dream ):

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u/squanchingonreddit 6d ago

It's called an escape and I love them.

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u/uraniumrooster 6d ago

I once met Margot Robbie and she was really into me and we had a ton of shared interests and we were planning on getting married, then I woke up. Shit sucks.

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u/thedrunkspacepilot 6d ago

Ever fall in love in a dream?

Still remember his face and how the sunlight hit his skin.

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u/IDonnu4Real 6d ago

Ever got together with your crush in a dream? Thats shit sucks when you wake up again....

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u/elizabnthe 6d ago

I have really pathetic dreams about finding someone that holds me just right.

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u/Towsey- 6d ago

Yeah I swear I have fallen in love with someone I completely made up- didn’t recognise her at all

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u/TheLolThatCould 6d ago

Had a dream where i was thrown off a boat in north korea for commiting war crimes, was not pleasant till i woke up and was like phew

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u/paraditsomok 6d ago

Are you a North Korean?

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u/helena_lang_ 6d ago

I had a dream that I watched porn on my dad’s computer and forgot to delete the history and he was about to find it. Woke up relieved and very confused. I don’t even watch porn lol

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u/Handris18 6d ago

Yeah right, none of us does, it just opens itself. /s

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u/ProWaterboarder 6d ago

Must be a virus or something

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u/lvandering 6d ago

The night before last I had a terrible dream that I was late for my first day of high school, it was nearly 10am and I was trying desperately to find out what time class started, even though I was already late. Then I realized I am 27 and I graduated a decade ago...

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u/leMatth 6d ago

Yep, a classic. Don't know which classroom to go to, can't find you schedule...

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u/BrawlFan_1 6d ago

I had a very weird dream where my biology teacher came to my house a month before the final exams and roasted me in front of my parents. This dream occurred 1 month after the exams were over

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u/SnooMaps9943 6d ago edited 6d ago

I’ve had dreams where I’ve been so angry at my grandmother that I physically and severely beat her... She’s literally the sweetest, most selfless lady you could ever imagine. In one of them, I accidentally stabbed my mother in the throat with scissors and vividly recall her up-close expression of shock watching the life fade out of her eyes while the absolute panic set in for me... Def felt like shit after those. Pregnancy hormones really fuck up your dreams sometimes.

Edit: forgot about the ones where I steal my parents’ cars and then no matter which pedal I press, neither is the brake, and the police are chasing me, and then I run someone over...

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u/shenaystays 6d ago

Oh man Pregnancy dreams are intense.

I remember having a sex dream about a much older guy (20ys older) from my university class and I was so disturbed. It was so vivid. It was terrible having to see him in class all the time. He was not the kind of guy I would have chosen to have that kind of dream about.

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u/RoyalRaccoon420 6d ago

One of my worst nightmares was my dad chasing me around with a knife and almost stabbing because i didn’t take his phone off charge in the morning.

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u/SergeantStroopwafel 6d ago

Seems like we both have fantastic dads

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u/AmaResNovae 6d ago

I once thought I rolled over some people with my car and was like "oh god, oh fuck, what have I done, I wish all that was only a bad dream, fuckkkkkkkkkkkk!"

The feeling of relief when I woke up. Best part? I didn't even have a car at the time.

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u/Murder_Boy 6d ago

Yup, in the last month I've had 3 dreams about cheating on my boyfriend and every time I wake up feeling so guilty!! He's sweet, the sex with him is great, but I keep having these annoying dreams (more like nightmares tbh). I feel like they're just normal "sex with a stranger" dreams until I, in my dream, remember my very sweet and loving boyfriend and suddenly I'm an awful person!

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u/Zanki 6d ago

I had a nightmare that my boyfriend broke up with me because I yelled to much. I never yell. Maybe if I'm excited but never in anger or anything. He was staying over for the week (he's in my houses bubble so its allowed). In my panic waking up, I woke him up, then I was off most of the day. It scared me that much. I knew it wasn't real, but the fear was. We're doing good, even though we only get to see each other a couple of days out of the month at the moment.

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u/Oof_Train 6d ago

One time I had a nightmare that I killed somebody close to me, I woke up crying and thanking god I didn’t

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u/dusttillnoon 6d ago

Once I dreamt that I had tattooed on my nipple and was wearing a t-shirt which had holes showing those , and it was DBZ tattoo of Goku on one and vegita on another . Idk why I dreamt that .

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u/medicus_vulneratum 6d ago

13 years sober. Had a dream I was drinking. I remember in the dream screaming to stop but just kept pounding them down. I remember the feeling of failure and disappointment in myself. When i woke up I don’t think I have ever been happier to realize it was just a dream

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u/Petraretrograde 6d ago

So those dont stop? I'm just over 90 days, I hoped those were done after awhile.

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u/medicus_vulneratum 6d ago

Congrats on 90 days. It does get better and it does get easier. The trick is knowing when you can trust yourself to be out and around it and when you can’t. With me it emotions. Some days I can go out with some friends and be ok and sometimes I know when it’s time for me to leave the situation

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u/QuiteOddish 6d ago

I still always feel guilty, for like, days afterward

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u/jbrandyman 6d ago

I have failed SO MANY TESTS in my dreams......

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u/The_strangest_quark 6d ago

I had a dream recently that I peed myself in university by accident and it made it to national news.

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u/Aidan_SMHS 6d ago

Good bot. You too :)

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u/Sub-Dominance 6d ago

I always have dreams that take place right after I've done something horrible, or made a horrible decision. I don't usually dream about the actual thing, just the aftermath.

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u/thafullmetall 6d ago

I've never had a dream where I do something bad, but maybe that's just me. I have this reaction when waking up because usually it's an absolute great dream that I wish was real lol

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u/LukXD99 6d ago

When you have a great dream but you wake up and realize its not great.

I just quit my apprenticeship and went to the school my ex-girlfriend studies at to apply for a scholarship. I was so excited to finally start a new life and be happy. I even met her on campus and we chatted for a bit until she took me to the headmasters office. It was so nice catching up to her...

And then the alarm goes off... I started f*cking crying!

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u/Lazylando 6d ago

Happened to me last night I dreamt my tooth crown fell out and my tooth was a nub and bloody

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u/broomshed 6d ago

The good thing about nightmares is waking up relieved

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u/ubdedman 6d ago

In my last dream me and my sister tried to steal a blanket from a store that looked like a warehouse but it was crowded so we gave up and left and every single teacher I ever had came out of the Walmart next door and I asked one of my science teachers which way my hometown was and we went down a road with forest on one side and endless plains on the other side until we reached a spot so rich that the streets had glass ceilings and air conditioning and when we left that I was behind a Minecraft hill with nothing else for miles and there were floating words that I didn’t get a chance to read marking some settlement.

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u/JungleLiquor 6d ago

Happens to me every night, sometimes it’s trivial and I wake up forgetting if some shit happened in a dream or in real life, throughout the week i realize another thing is fine every once in a while and it’s little relieves

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u/DatWeebAnthony 6d ago

In a dream I was forced to kill my own dog, and when I woke up I ran to my dog and hugged him.

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u/Polybyran 6d ago

This is a weird post. I just woke up and I was dreaming about waking around with no mask and touching my face.

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u/loversalibi 6d ago

i have tattoos and i always dream that i got a really stupid ugly one and for some reason every time i always try really hard to be positive and convince myself i like it in the dream

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u/FinnishScrub 6d ago

it's almost like my brain wants to remind me that it could always be a lot worse

which is at the same time frightening and kind of wholesome at the same time.

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u/RacketyAJ 6d ago

I changed the upvotes from 69.9k to 70k. Sue me.

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u/PainfulPeanutBlender 6d ago

Where’s the opposite of this meme? My dreams are always the reverse and shit people do really bad to me that I don’t think they’d do IRL

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u/WholesomeNerd13 6d ago

What kinds of dreams are you guys having? My dreams are either absolute nonsense or terrifying nightmares lol

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u/phalseprofits 6d ago

I can’t count the number of times I’ve had a sexy dream and then halfway through the fun parts I startle awake because dream me forgot they were married and was getting down with someone who isn’t my spouse. Hate that.

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u/nogaesallowed 6d ago

I have murdered more than one person in my dream and had the realization that I can only escape if it's a dream.

It's a dream most of the time. Thank god.

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u/Oopdidoop 6d ago

When you do something really good in a dream but then you wake up and realise you’re still fucked :(

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